Never Mind The Buzzcocks Series 23 Episode 8

[splendid696]

Well, shit, I want to crush his skull in. I have no idea why...

[sakurasugoi]

That was simultaneously incredibly hilarious and awkwardly uncomfortable. x]

(PS. I knew the lyrics to the N-Dubz song because of Alex Day)

[NekiSladkega]

Why do they have Dappy on the show so often? He's so annoying!

[MoonAndWisdom]

Is Dappy usually this stupid?

[20centuryfox100]

every time the camera cut to martin laughing or jamming to a song...my soul smiled.

[MrRoskar]

I wish with every fiber of my beeing that Frankie Boyld would be on that panel instead of Phil

[ldavidtennantfan]

Gah, the second Dappy showed his miserable excuse of a face I knew this would be a disaster. I feel sorry for everyone else on the set.

[jadorefrank]

Martin and Noel's faces are priceless.

[karlahotdog]

Dear god, that just made me cringe, holy awkward batman! On the plus side, everyone else was great. Oh and Martin and Noel are adorable.

[liana2288]

So, who thinks when Phill walked off he was genuinely upset, and who thinks he mostly did it for the luls? I think he might've actually needed a minute to collect himself, based on Martin's reaction.

[melrastessa]

Martin Freeman is flawless. He is just so genuine and honest, not afraid to correct people and mess with them. I would watch paint peeling off a wall if he were there.

So, before I even watched this I saw all the Dappy comments. I think it'd be fair to say Dappy is the English version of Soulja Boy. (I loved Martin's comments on the "youth" culture.. so true...)

[JannaChii]

I have no idea who Dappy is, but i feel the horrible urge to stick a ball-point pen in his cranium...

[marchare22]

Dappy is an idiot

[cooleronaunicorn]

I mean, poor Martha. She looks so embarrassed after Dappy mistakes her.

[cooleronaunicorn]

Dappy is so purely awful is is asking to be made fun of.

[raffitz]

Noel was blatantly laughing at Dappy in his face. Hilarious. I was, however, too embarrassed to watch the part in which he mistakes Martha Wainwright for someone else.

[aPiratesParty]

martin is so very precious.

[Barbalaalaa]

Okay. Who is Dappy and why is he being so fucking stupid? Wanted to watch this because of Martin, but no. Can't do it.

[JAYfromspace]

Okay so now he's trying to be friends with Martin. Great.

[JAYfromspace]

Phil da MAN! 

[JAYfromspace]

I'm spamming... Sorry.

[JAYfromspace]

Oi, Dappy! Wrong team! What are you doing? Shut your mouth!

[JAYfromspace]

He can't even keep the beat........ WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN?

[JAYfromspace]

Adorable how everybody's making fun of Dappy and he's trying to be all serious. How much did HE pay to be in this show, seriously?

[JAYfromspace]

Oh my Goddess Dappy please BUY some sense of humor, will you?

[StaleMilk12]

I feel really, REALLY honestly embarrassed for Dappy... I hope he eventually learns to not say the things that come into his head... The poor guy... D:

[Mayanwolfe]

Erm, I tuned in to see brilliant Martin while I did other things, but I ended up having to devote my entire attention to the video so I could skip every single one of the Dappy bits. I'm assuming something horrendous happened around the 22 minute mark because Dappy was wandering around the set and the large fellow was gone, but there's not way I'm going back to figure out what it was. Could someone fill me in?

[Ozariaable]

Oh martin, you are made of Jam, Kittens and RAGE!!!! -3 love you

[JackxDaniel4Life]

wow..wowowowowowowow... this has to be the most AWKWARD episode ever.. like WHO IS THIS GUY? he comes in all high and mighty and he is an absolute IDIOT.

[JackxDaniel4Life]

If they entered a club,. all the awesome girls would go for Noel, and all the easy sluts would go to that other guy...

[FrancieleV]

I was so determined to see this episode through, but I've crumbled: I'm giving up just before the Identity Parade. When Dappy mistook Martha Wainwright, it was like watching something out of the Office, and not in a good way.

[ptolover7]

I'm really trying to watch this...but every time Dappy starts talking I have to pause every couple of seconds so I don't have to deal with all that embarrassment at once...I mean really. Why is he even on the show right now?

[NinjaWieldingLimes]

Every time Dappy speaks, I want to crawl into hole and die. Everyone else was great, but Dappy...*sigh*

[MsJuules]

@NinjaWieldingLimes I feel your pain lol

[MissNessieofTheLoch]

That Dappy character, man. If I were on that show, I would be trying not to shoot him.

[roocarpal]

I have seen so many awkward things in my life, but I'm almost positive that Dappy takes the cake. 

[ragemydarlingrage]

Does anyone know who Dappy thought Martha was?

[claireawotherspoon]

@ragemydarlingrage Catatonia

[princesstamika]

@ragemydarlingrage Cerys Matthews, i think.

[Venix946]

Noel @ 2:22 knows shit's going down tonight.

[Firefly070995]

I'm finding that I have to pause the video and put it on mute every time Dappy speaks, otherwise I might die of laughter....

[sfettke]

Martin Freeman is too precious for words

[Firefly070995]

oh god! martin's face at 8:42, like he can't believe that dappy just said that! made me laugh so badly!!! :D

[esmerized]

Oh Dappy...oh...just...no.

[MomijiRocks]

I never though anyone could be more adorable on this show than Noel Fielding. Obviously this has proven wrong.

[RayHarper]

Oh Martha. You are under appreciated here.

[Larosh713]

Thanks so much for this! I was looking everywhere for this episode with Martin a few months back and couldn't find it. I'd probably watch anything for Martin, so I don't really mind who else is in it, and I love seeing him host. :)

[psycodollkiller666]

"Has he done a Preston?" That's one of my favorite lines...

[S0V23]

one of the funniest episodes ever lol. Noel is such a badass. <3

[88adamjohn]

I don't know how Dappy was on this show more than once. He's even worse than Preston, at least had the decency to leave...

[xgoldlion07x]

Dappy CANNOT compete with Noel

[harmoniousdaydream]

I bet everyone there is contemplating how they could kill Dappy on camera and get away with it...And Martin's look at 24:50 only confirms that =P

[therhegr]

well this was rather painful to watch, with dappy and all

[omgitsbeka2010]

Phil's wearing a Jesus hates the yankees shirt. That was my computer backround for years. I feel accomplished now.

[SniperkingSogeking04]

3:48 Not your division either.... XD

[andrephx90]

That Dappy come back at the beginning about who would get more girls on a club made me lol...he was really serious like it was a superb come back and not stupid and childish at all xD

[MooseWoodson]

I thought it was hilarious-even the Dappy bloke. He could at least play along with the rest of them-even if he was a bit daft. :) Martin made the show though. I love that man!

[MsDDiddy]

oh please. my 9 year old brother could outwit that twat Dappy. It's not a difficult thing to do. its like trying to beat George Bush in a spelling bee.

[ChocolatePieSuus]

wow.. i was wondering why everyone here was hating on 'Dappy' [though his entrance was weird] *watches the first 5 minutes* ah~.. that's embarrassig. >_<" Ugh idiot.

[TheAllyFD]

I seriously loved watching 6 adults take the piss out of N-Dubz so much it's ridiciulous

[trueKITTYgirl]

Martin Freeman bby, y u so cute?<3

[Bright1592]

wasn't smile originally sang by Charlie Chaplin?

[AmethystGoddess23]

Wats wrong with Dappy? Is he rlly that stupid?

[37Niko]

Noel's look of utter contempt @ 25:37 = beautiful.

[drgrl]

By the end of the show, I found Dappy sort of endearing, as much as stupid can be thought endearing.

[96somethingsomething]

Oh damn..I loved Noel. And then he said Belgiums. :-(

[96somethingsomething]

@96somethingsomething And then he made Dappy look like an idiot. We're good Noel.

[MissesSwann]

Martin Freeman is just ajkgdhadsfdgsj. Made of kittens.

[Jayerei]

Watched this for Martin Freeman. ♥ Martha is adorable!

Okay, I admit, I don't really get all the Dappy hate. Yes, it was annoying how he tried so hard to be cool and funny, but he seems like a generally good kid.

[xxhunnyxxbeexx]

I can never get the instrumentals even though I know "two Tribes" so well. Also Dappy is a bit of an idiot, no clue why he's on there.

[Nixenji]

Also, Martha Wainwright was so adorable and funny! :D

[Nixenji]

"also cause you called them "belgiums" and not belgians." ROTFL!

[stevebloodymckenna]

Noel- "do you think I can use Phil's breakdown as a chance to go to the toilet" brilliant !

[pamellka]

I love how all of the comments are about Martin XD

[beccaMatus]

poor Martin why did Dappy have to ruin his hosting gig UGHHHH

[Hagathorthegr8]

Dappy's such a worthless piece of shit

[MissMillsonxx]

Martin Freeman speaking French is a godsend. We should all appreciate it.

[drdisarper]

Martin Freeman is a wonderful person.

[NihkiNeon95]

Martin is the most precious person.

[lijana]

I love how Martin has so many different facial expressions XD

[SocsRevolution13]

I have never felt so embarrassed for another person in my life. It physically pained me to watch Dappy try so hard to be intelligent, and fall so short of the mark every time. Eek. Awkward. Martin's brilliant though, innee? =)

[irishangel2142005]

@SocsRevolution13 you should watch the jedward episode!!

[SocsRevolution13]

@irishangel2142005 HAHA!!! Oh jesus. I started to watch that the Jedward episode, but two minutes into it I shot myself and consequently, no longer having eyes, I was spared from watching the rest of it. Man. Where do they find people like this? SEND THEM BACK!!!!!!!!

[irishangel2142005]

@SocsRevolution13 I know, I was the same, I just concentrated on Noel. Lol brilliant when they told jedward that they make dappy look as smart as stephen fry hahaha

[Nixenji]

Why do I have the feeling that there's tension even BEFORE the show's started? The way Phil looks at Dappy, and Dappy seems to be in a bad mood right from the start. This kid is so weird, I've never heard about him but he doesn't seem to get a joke, right?

[MsSheeep]

99% of the time I had no idea what anyone was talking about... I like it :)

[Maggiepie1344]

Why is Martin Freeman so perfect?

[bbcseriesfan]

@Maggiepie1344 Watch your tongue, he's got a computer!!! ;)

[Nixenji]

That was the most awkward and HILARIOUS episode of NMTB I have EVER seen! XD

[edgeboymax]

05:21 to watch Dappy get told again.

[edgeboymax]

I just love how everyone took the piss out of Dappy like "oh look a chav on the show lets make him miserable" awwww. Noel you brilliant man, with your different sentences and being smart..

[MsDDiddy]

i'm sorry, i'm American. what the fuck is N-Dubz??

[llbye]

Martin is a brilliant host!!! 12:37 = :-)

[chimney]

Oh Dappy, must be hard not to be able to laugh about yourself.

[SpockRocksMySox]

Martin was SO QUICK on the jokes! Way to go!

[graceisNERD]

Dappy, you need to stop talking. Your awkwardness is hurting me and I'm not even half way through the episode.

[graceisNERD]

MARTIN FREEMAN, YOU ADORABLE LITTLE MAN, LET ME LOVE YOU!

[soapyburps]

dear god dappy is awkward.

[MasseyKY]

Martin Freeman = *swoon*

[Lucinda886]

i love how noel tries to save the awkwardness with a joke "do you think i can use phil's breakdown to go to the toilet?" -->that's the mark of a good comedian & improviser!

[lovePaNiCaTtHeDiScO8]

martin freeman, you are an adorable kitten cx

[coffeetoclass]

Martin saying Soulja Boy is making me cackle

[Daphnegirl93]

24:46 Just LOOK at Martin's bitchface, dear god.

[Mizfraisemolle]

martha dancing then "that's how i got pregnant" lmao

[Zukoluver6]

I have literally been looking for this everywhere. Bless this video

[nannbells]

martin freeman <3___<3

[Ashleyls17]

Poor Martin having to deal with Dappy. He sure is a Cracker Jack box full of crazy.

Side Note...

Ummf! When Martin leans back and laughs at 14;39 his neck looks so lick-able and at 27:03 HE SPEAKS FRENCH! *BOOM* My ovaries have just exploded. [Sorry having a huge fangirl moment here.]

[trouts4]

The most awkward thing I've seen.

[nylondaisies]

How anyone can manage to be around the twat that is Dappy and not punch him full in the face I will never know.

[crimzonbeauty]

omg phil <3

[kukuluku1]

OMG JOHN WATSON

[TheZogica]

@kukuluku1 -_-'

[kenia0993]

MARTIN FREEMAN IS SO FREAKING CUUUUUUUTTTEEEEEE!!!

[genygeny]

spreading the Air France hate! LOVING IT!

[westbrookx]

Despite Dappy being an idiot, I actually find him surprisingly funny. His reaction when Phil walked off was kind of endearing, he actually felt bad. 

[Miniermotte]

Martin Freeman: "I'm bringing sexy back!"

Could someone make a 10 hour version of that please??? xD

[bloodyironist]

lmao Martin at 22:10 after Phil walked out. He's getting all worried about his hosting gig!

Also, I feel a bit sorry for dappy. It must suck when you're the least good looking, the stupidest, the unfunniest and uncoolest person on the entire panel and get outwitted by every single one of them at least once.

Sorry... but he is just a twat!

Everyone else is fantastic tho! Love Martin, Charlie and Noel!

[MsDDiddy]

@bloodyironist don't forget about Martha. her pregnancy dance was the best thing i've seen!!!

[Beeru]

God, Martin's face at 7:10 should be a gif if it isn't already.

[ScienceOfDeduction1]

lol martin freeman speaking french...OMG

[Sanshaino]

Yes, that was indeed awkward.

[PLupa2]

Phil just drinking from his cup as Dappy descends makes me laugh. I'm not entirely sure why.

[z1mtschnecker1ch]

NickFromFulham, you're a hero! Thanks for uploading!

[simonethediver]

Martha is awesome haha

[SaxonVoter]

Just watching that rapper guy is killing me. Although Martin Freeman's expressions make it worth it.

[wtfjader]

Everyone on the show is just fucking with Dappy and he's as clueless as shit.

[KitchenKiller95]

i love the way they're fucking with Dappy XD literally LOL

[Serenity113]

I don't even know this Dappy guy and I already don't like him. I only watched this for Simon Bird and Martin Freeman. lol

[imyumi]

Anyone who spells their band/act/pseudonym with a 'z' instead of an 's' is an idiot.

[RabRabNZ]

what are you all talking about, watching everyone roast dappy constantly was the highlight of the show!

[JuPaschoal]

LMAO Martin is such a boss...he made watching that Dappy loser so much worth it!

[sexayhashell]

Who the fuck is Dappy, and why didn't someone shut him the fuck up? What a douchebag...

[Alainainthesky]

What does Dappy say about Martin's suit? I could hear it.

[z1mtschnecker1ch]

@Alainainthesky You could hear it? ;-)

It was something along the lines of "Where did you get your suit from?" - "A friend of mine, Mark Powell." - "Wha'? Marks&Spencer?"

Well, try and fail, as they say.

[OpportunityStrikes]

I liked the bit when Martin talked and danced.

and the bit when Dappy flew away.

[wirelessjunkhead]

Starting from 11:28.

That awkward moment when there's an awkward moment and everyone knows it's an awkward moment, then somebody says: 'AWKWARD!'

Exactly.

[RhythmicBreadstick]

Dappy sort of makes me want to kill myself...

[coffeetoclass]

I really want to watch this because I love Martin Freeman but I'm only 2 and a half minutes in and already this Dappy guy is making me uncomfortable

[irridescentsong]

Obvisly, Martin is made to be the host of this show.

[FaeryLadyfaces]

The mute button is my best friend at the moment. Every time 'Dappy' talks...MUTE BUTTON. Can I just fast forward to the parts WITHOUT him? Mainly the parts with Martin Freeman, who manages to pull this together and make it somewhat enjoyable like a boss.

[Nobsterdamus]

This Dappy person is making it so hard to enjoy Martin's hosting. He's doing great, but I'm so distracted by how douchey this guy is. Go. Away.

[Mahnahmahnahful]

I love you Nick from Fulham.

[donacaixa]

I don't know who this "Dappy" really is, but what a douche!

[belledegerd]

I think Dappy deserves an award, it must of been hard growing up without a brain, or a sense of humour, and hes overcome them all to become SuperDouche.

[ScienceOfDeduction1]

ok so who even is this dappy guy? ive never even heard of him..he looks like a douche tho.

[QuirkyGirl12345]

Yay for Noel's gold boots!! :D xx

[ZombiBuddy]

DAPPY FOR HOST!!!!......with Frankie Boyle on one of the panels.

[Fabipunkinola]

Dappy is the New John Waters. Creeeepeh.

[jessgads]

That was painful.

[zofie123]

Such a good thing Martin Freeman's hosting together with Charlie and Noel could save this show from the disaster called Dappy.

[deathCABforJEREMY]

Dappy and that muppet from towers of london, 2 of the worse guest.

[04ict620]

Almost every single comment on here is about how much of a muppet dappy is. I couldn't agree more

[xXScarletButterflyXx]

Watching Dappy was just awkward.

He's to busy trying to be cool.

[SuperJBrowne]

Dappy can fuck off!!!

[LondonPride25]

Dappy has to wear that hat. It covers the lobotomy scar.

[okden13]

did anyone else notice Charlie wiped his hand off on the the table top after he high fived the *insert appropriate derogatory word here* Dappy

[TheBaronessIsAwesome]

Jesus Dappy makes Jedward look smart and entertaining.

[melinafrance]

THANK YOU NICK!!!!

Is it a bit too much? No, I don't think so.

[MrAttentionreader]

Who the fuck is that Dappy guy? HE IS AWFUL omg what

[chubbysenator]

ahhhh, that dappy guy really makes the show just that more awkward...

[darksks18]

The answer to that questions is Noel. Noel will definitely get more girls !