Why You Will Suffer 12-21-2012!

[cyclos12]

I <3 this

[dreamersketch]

wtf

[393cj]

will the mimes die and the fake noses  lost ?

[05anonymous50]

I hope the apocalypse does happen. Humanity needs a redo.

[therock12382]

people use youtube for shit.

[imanachox]

This is actual transcript of obama's secret meetings, probably.

[hxlx503]

The world is not ending you crazy fools. The mayans never said the world was ending, their calendar was suppose to end and renew.

[hxlx503]

Ur weird fool.

[A1B2C3200]

Why the hell are you speaking to us in a bloody toilet!??

That video made no sense.

[N1086T]

i think he is supost to represent the government or at least the people who run the world unless he really has a bomb shelter or something. in that case i laugh at everyone who does have a 2012 bomb shelter, just as much as i laughed at everyone who had a Y2K bomb shelter.

[HuskyWolfy]

heh, your voice reminds me of liquid from metal gear solid, 'specially the attitude too, but that's not a bad thing i guess ^v^

[EchoXxMcLovin]

If this isn't a joke, I seriously want you and all of your friends/supporters to die slow and painful, to being tortured to death for hours upon hours. I want your torturer to keep you on the edge of life and death as long as possible. I want the pain in your body to last a lifetime. I want every piece of your body ripped off one-by-one starting with your balls and dick. .. So if you do escape, your not going to be reproducing with that skin flap, if you're like this, I can't imagine your kids..

[EchoXxMcLovin]

If you are labeling yourself as a "somebody," I would recommend quiting your job as a mime and getting a real job.

Just sayin'.

[BlackListHK]

why u put ur dick over your nose

[JennaViola]

Are you recording this in a bathroom?

[crowley4hire]

I beleive the eating ding dongs part

[jakdarippa4327]

Fail they rescheduled it and it dident happen so nice work dumbass.

[stupidemokid1]

its charlie sheen

[LifterOn]

I think you're lying.

[vycka1234]

Uhhh, you have something on your face...

[holdupsway]

fail at the end, and what the fuck is the point of this shit?

[tryby12]

do you live in berkeley,ca.?

[pkmuffun]

you know.... th e people underground arent safe either. because when chaos happens, their way of oxygen will be fed through some pipes that reach the surface. those will definitely be knocked down by the winds, and when an earthquake happens... the earth's plates will shift and bury them down there forever. there will be no where to hide

[famouswaffl3]

116 people are somebodys that powder their dick faces. gratz. i brought confetti.

p.s. im psyched you're not a virgin. boy scouts are cool too.

[AlesandroMoon]

I guess youre right im the nobody, digging ur holes and trenches for wires and piping, but in the end im gonna be strong enough to defend myself. haha.

[angelo14leo]

Nothing will happen at 12-21-2012 its just a bunch of bull shit just like when people though 2000 was the end of the world or 06-06-06

[PKMNfanfromallreigon]

owo lol wdf?? wdf man lol? its the opposite >:D ur a nobody and we a somebody

[AnnieBlight]

2012 IS THE END OF YOU! ALL COINTELPRO!

[kookie195]

im gonna rip that fake nose of his off if he ... imm gonna rip his fake nose off

[XxCMillz614xX]

2,121 views O.o

[thrx149]

Cool Nose

[MrNobodyNothing]

BUT....

our SOUL IS PRICELESS!!! ;)

[benandbella123]

D; ahh , mummy

[RamenCupcake]

I just noticed that with all this makeup on, you sort of look like my old 8th grade history teacher... 0.0

[aerialfury]

Lmao he records in the showers

[mechanicalbu11]

D.U.M.B.''s they are popping us all over north America, seems there is a danger the somebody's are prepping for. if this event comes to pass, i hope there is enough of the nobody's left to take out justice for somebody's selfishness.

[edv177]

its actually 12212011. the calendar off by a year. the element of surprise is the way of the world

[GRrazakel]

How true man how true

[tridecca]

Entertaining! Love it!

[casualsbucket]

Only have 1 question, why is Mr. Somebody always in the potty room......hahahahah

[TheHenryMccarty]

you lie...and your nose grows even bigger with every word u say

[theilluminatedeye]

I love these!

[TheSLTeam]

I GET IT! U HAVE A BIG NOSE WHICH MEANS U R LIEING. :D

[mebeluvined]

a midget would have fun riding that "somebody's" nose of yours

[BluntObject1234]

Underground bases. lol What if the crust in the earth shifts around fucks your little plan up huh mr somebody?

[mechanicalbu11]

@BluntObject1234 a lot of the nobody's that built the somebody a safe place to bug out to are engineers and they planed for that contingency.

[TheMapperBeatz]

"Somebody is reporting that Nobody died." Love that line.

I hope that all the Somebodies will stay under the earth while all the Nobodies can have a great party together, above the surface.

Great stuff Montagraph, keep it coming!

[magus650]

haha that is so the shower of a nobody look at the mold on the caulking....nice :)

[cooksterz]

How far down? Being a somebody must really be a privledge and having all those ding dongs! i better start saving water now! ha

[coneil21]

Awesome. This makes me realize how ridiculous having any sort of class system is. It's an ego problem they have. What a bunch of retards.

[jd2theog]

You know it would be funny to a nobody like me.. If all the somebody's went into the earth to hide out and then a earthquake happened and the safe place trapped them all deep within the earth. we are still free to dream right?!

[bomb6710]

what. the. FUCK.

[RachelD1996]

what the fucking fuck?

[ravenessex]

The Somebody's have a huge surprise coming I believe the nobody's will be kicking the ass of a whole lot of Somebody's maybe the nobody's will dig the somebody's out of their underground graves and kick their asses again just for the hell of it or maybe the nobody's will just throw one hell of a party!

[THEUTUBEHATER]

Has anyone said to you that nose of yours look like a penis. he he he

[DC1996]

@THEUTUBEHATER Well, obviously you're thinking of penis right now. :) That looks like a really long nose, not a penis. If you've seen an albino penis before? o-o

[oterra64]

oh i really dont like the somebodys iam glad to meet the nobodys they are my kind of people lol

[arn0ldaar0n]

Stop telling lies,Data! lol/jk

[Plum369]

I think in the event of a cataclysm, your underground bunker will get caved in/squashed by an earthquake :( poor somebodies!

[daligoddess2006]

I can't wait until December 22, 2012.

[ilene888]

You're a bad man Mr. Somebody :(

[gooddog227]

Is Mr somebody a closet homosexual?

[MadSmokerBBQ]

@gooddog227 the somebody's are androgynous. they replicate by fucking themselves.

[Haarmonics]

Monty, I love your stuff. You throw a light on what's wrong with this crazy mixed up country. But that being said, I think you are going to the proverbial well too many times with the somebody nobody metaphors. After a while it just gets to the point where the mode of satire needs freshening up :^)

[allgoraro]

very good work.

[pfunk420d]

millionaires wear power suits while billionaires wear tiki shirts an kakis...

[plasticaholic]

Monty where might this underground haven be ? and as usual gr8 vid !!!

[MadSmokerBBQ]

@plasticaholic Denver Airport, just sayin'.

[whitebuffalomaiden]

well., maybe it;s time for the nobodies to kick the somebodies asses....lol! Hey Monty! Are you watching the new eclipse on July 11th? It's a solar with a new moon, kinda unique! Supposed to bring all kinds of fun!

[Rizky06]

Underground Base? Cool?? Thanks Somebody''s!! I will get some carbide and diamond coated drills and now us nobody's will have a place to empty our septic tanks since sewer infrastructure will be in such chaos.

[cocaaaacolaaaa]

oh you somebody's always have nothing to say...

[Montagraph]

@cocaaaacolaaaa lol, agree with that! lol

[TheAtheistworld]

well, u dont even understand how much truth u r saying...

[hamham111]

thanks Monty , really got me thinking ... or not , i am in fact a nobody but i am a somebody to me and my loved ones and that's being a somebody in my book .

Much love!

[btbking]

'mr. somebody' is a jewish zionist

[ntune990]

MERCURY here Monty!!!! My body may be a nobody to society and the whole world.....but my soul is intact....and that makes me a somebody! blessed with a brain to direct my sail...mixed with a soul that defines me from the next........(MERCURY is FOREVER)..........by the way.....how ya doing buddy? :)

[drumr828]

haha I love how he opened the door back up at the end to get the cam out lol

[Br0k3M3xican]

I wouldnt wanna survive 2012 anyways haha imagine the chaos if it actually happens lol

[TheComtesse]

great video!

[ZullGostnu2]

Somebody is a psychopath.

[dweber66]

stop talking down your nose at me

[cucumber202]

Real nice Monty . You should be an actor on stage. You have a real talent so that makes you a somebody.

[FoulOwl]

Monty,you are one strange mofo...but I like it.

[codedbox]

a somebody still needs lots of nobodies to remain somebody.

[glasseay]

Aargh you make me miss Mr. Data

3 thumbs up :)

[HannibalFL86]

There is a problem here you see.. any building can be sapped, and well.. giant mob, knowledge of shelter full of food and "somebodies" not pretty.. not pretty at all once the nobodies breach that structure.

[HFRyan]

This has got to be my favorite character. Great video Monty.

[deepwater1974]

Forget your camera there Mr. Somebody....lol.

[ShadeRage2007]

Everyone who is a somebody is deluded to think they are somebody. Reality is majority of us are nobodies who dream of being somebody instead of being intent with being ourselves.... Sounds like a riddle doesn't it....

[nasanction]

It is for this exact reason I am working on living off the grid with my homestead. I may not survive, but I have a better chance then the poor schmucks living in a major city. In my opinion this is the best way to fight the system in a passive way.

Homestead!

[therealAgerbon]

you do characters so damn well x,x

[june201955]

It looks like Mr. Somebody's already been out of the sun for too long. Don't worry Monty, if there's gonna be 300mph winds then we'll all be able to fly like superman.

[ireallyhatespiders]

They said it was 2013 not 2012.

[TrumanPolly]

I would hate to have a schnoz like that;however, my wife would probably enjoy it thoroughly. Mr. Somebody's nose is bigger than my... :D

[unclewooly]

DATA on coke!!

[anyonefindAMERICA]

Yeah, the human race is going to "need" all those "rich" bankers to help start the world again. Where as we won't need anybody to rebuild. Ceo's could really help after an apocalypse as well. Where is my mocahchinadoubleexpressolattyd­ha? You know I can't dominate the new world without my mocahchinadoubleexpressolattyd­ha! LOL

[fuckyouobama1]

5*****

[survivalstuffonline]

I'm going to be the nobody waiting above there somebody's caves for them to take a little peak out for some fresh air and then take my shot. When I'm done I'll still be a nobody inviting all my nobody friends to enjoy all of what the somebody's have left us to enjoy. twinki anyone!

[Giflar]

hahahahaha great one monty, but as you said, we may will endure a big chaos, im not really sure what to believe in and not believe in anymore. have a good one!

[bigc028282]

"I HAVE A DREAM", to be one of the nobody's there to greet the somebody's when they come out of they're holes.

[SheepDoggOne]

@bigc028282

That's odd, I have had that same dream >: )

[Montagraph]

@bigc028282 Ahahah, what a great idea! ahahha

[Dajuhan2u]

Monty, there's some soap-scum on the shower tile.

[Montagraph]

@Dajuhan2u No way! Well, maybe - I will get "Somebody" to clean it! aahhahah

[TheMusicMan538]

this scared me lol

[1uselesseater]

I'm a somebody,My ma'ma says I'm the best kisser in the family. I'm somebody.

[Robert697]

U should wear a condom on that thing. You may be spreading an STD with it.

[TheShowmebby]

I think the nose raised in defiance of truth is very powerful. Kindof like those whome we see in our daily walk. If every one is a somebody.........Then everyone is a nobody. The power to be an individual in truth and be humble as a nobody is the most powerful kind of somebody . Thanks monty

[Montagraph]

@TheShowmebby Whoa, you comment was very inlightening, to say the least!

[destructovision]

I heard this guys got a black doppelganger with a bigger nose LOL

[Hopefl1]

I think that you have been thinking to much. Look at your nose.

[Montagraph]

@Hopefl1 Lies! hahahaha

[Hopefl1]

@Hopefl1 I will be waiting for your red hair Nancy Piglossi video.

[theeastwatch]

I tune in for the wardrobe. -t(

-TEW

[RebeccaMichael7]

Haha- Good persona there Pinocchio man! I was just wondering myself about major things going down lately- and maybe now we understand the need for these D.U.M.B. bases - for the somebodies, of course... while the rest of us deal with volcanoes / toxic gases / acid rain and possible nuclear fallout soon etc- Timely, isn't it-... Well- you do add some comic relief i must say to all this anxiety!!

[kaihoosi1]

3 nobody's gave this video thumbs down lol

[PjPony123]

I'm a nobody and I've met you and your family many times in my life...a most unpleasant experience every time.

[JeffTheDude777]

This is fucking creepy!!! Like, Clock Work Orange type... But it is the truth.

Signed, a Nobody.

[Rezist01]

ok that's IT... somebody needs to watch "A boy and his dog" circa 70's.... Don Johnson prior to Miami Vice... he was nobody but contributed to many somebodies.... much to his dismay...... It's just never as much fun as we imagine huh?

[Winst0nOBoogie]

Finally, someone whom, on YouTube, doth use proper English verbiage...

Indubitably!

[Iluvcristian]

I have the same shower poof as you do ;) LOL

[P00P0STER0US]

I shall begin hoarding Ding Dongs. The Somebodies will not get them all, no! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Rizky06]

@P00P0STER0US

#lol

[RHPSmagenta]

eating ding dongs well at least you will grow fat while your in your "vault" don't forget to watch out for all us nobody zombies when you resurface.

[NibiruMagick2012]

Great skit... Thanks*****

[lkevins1]

The personification of a sick society called the elite, is IMHO sombody's business; totally brilliant, that long nose really exposes the lies, so much so as to stick you in the eye with the pointed truth.

Well done!

[Montagraph]

@lkevins1 Exactly!

[MYAR15SaysImFree]

But if a nobody takes out a somebody, then the next somebody to come along will now know that nobody is a somebody, thus int turn making a somebody now a nobody

[aussiebattler1]

If Pappy catches you in his bathroom you will be in trouble , Mr Nosebody :)

[Montagraph]

@aussiebattler1 "NoseBody" ahahhahah Now that's a good one!

[CurrentlyDisconected]

well dont mate.

another great vid. you've inspired me to start a latex molding course.

I salute you Montagraph the coolest nobody I know.

[DEMCAD]

Mr. Somebody is somebody awful.

[sbmillionair]

what are you a housewife? hahaha

[wwe107]

The resemblance is remarkable!

[mylilibaby]

YOU ARE SO GOOD AT THIS

[scandawarrior]

Wacky video Monty

[ladysweetsky]

mr somebody -y may i ask then r u making a vid in a bathrm? Hmmmm? i think ur a nobody pretending 2 b a somebody-k? Cheers!

[Montagraph]

@ladysweetsky ALL Somebody's are Pretending to be Somebody's!!!

[MyRealityBytes]

Hope you enjoy living underground without sunlight, without grass and trees and blue skies and chirping birds and fresh air. You might as well be dead . AND the ultimate irony of the situation is - there will always be a social structure so when you all go underground, not all "somebodys" will continue being "somebodys". Some of you will be turned into "nobodys". Because, after all, the "somebodys" only thrive when there is someone to feel superior to.

[Montagraph]

@MyRealityBytes Excellent Point! We can only hope!

[MaKaElectric]

Right on!

[MrAusty]

Human Beings need some way to separate those who will survive and who will not. Its all a matter of what medium to prove you are worth keeping around and why you deserve life.

[SweetHere111]

Your bathroom is much too small for you to be a somebody. Get a new nose.

[DeathCardPressdotcom]

You somebody's likes to lie a lot don't you?

[Montagraph]

@DeathCardPressdotcom Yeah, they do that A LOT!

[Jargin9112]

Epic man*****

[yesjenisback]

Your nose needs a tree limb lol ;) good vid

[BeantownJim]

Y2K ?