Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 28 - Manic Moms

[Indigodelta383]

mercedes look like a bratdoll

[8Fakhar]

Anyone else looking through all the vids?

[exagerezi]

Such a shame I'll have run out of these episodes in a couple hours :-<

[MrBallin510]

@ThePizzaChic i do not do that (wink)

[DeviIBoyz]

My brother's name has Dick in it no joke!

[ThePizzaChic]

Thumbs up if you tell these jokes to your friends like you created them.

[megahylian72]

Best correction ever in the lower comment

[QuantisHero]

Kekila looks old, even tho she resembles Eli. o.o

[CoolBleeze]

@QuantisHero It's TEQUILA, not Kekila. Someone didn't get the joke -_____-

[PhatF2p]

@graveeking no because she is on the pill and makes the men wear condoms

[bloodyjack111]

@TheDoubleBubble22  nice one man

[holyrainbowballz]

Hands down my fav episode

[alanyoung1000]

Great jokes. Pity about the ads!

[HistoryOfHoles]

Is Razer their sponsor?

[HistoryOfHoles]

Is Razer their sponsor?

[graveeking]

If she loves dick that much wouldn't she have like a whole group of kids instead?

[556dee]

@TheDoubleBubble22 no wait wasnt it

three girls and it was like i was masterbating and i shot the dog?

[GoldEagleSharkMDN]

Haha nice!

[Viper6454]

Bot bad small hah but nothing i would laugh my ass about

[stevebob240]

 lol Tequila is Eli

[xxxMAPLEPLOXxxx]

I wanna fuck Mercedes! Blehhhhhhh

[prvngal65]

@xxxMAPLEPLOXxxx Fucking wierdo...

[randomloveification]

a man leaves in the middle of the night from his wife to his girlfriends and she gives him a bj in the middle she asks "are you cheating on me "? he replys "no just keep going" and shoves her head down , they get in bed and at the end she says " your amazing!!" he says " i know " and she goes " how"? he replys " my wife tells me all the time!" ..............................­..... opps

[shibb90]

lol tequila is drinking cough syrup

[xianxiu]

did she name her son dickless? which means her obsession is women therefore shez a lesbian.

[tacoblocko]

@xianxiu No I think it was "Dick" like you know...Richard...Dick Tracy. Dickard.

[xianxiu]

@tacoblocko so whats the joke then?

[tacoblocko]

@xianxiu She's obsessed with sex...or dicks.

[xianxiu]

@tacoblocko oooooh!... thatz not funny -_-

[tacoblocko]

@xianxiu Yeah but at least it makes sense now.

[Kanessie456]

@xianxiu She said Dick let's not Dickless....

[MyShirtSaysBEAST]

Oh god.. MY name is Susan.. XDD

[MarissaMacMarissa]

lol, at 0:47, the girl is drinking cough syrup.

[zehraaaa0]

he turns to his eastern mom camp? LMFAOOOOOOOO!! turn on cc

[halowarrior21]

turn on cc

[thexlalax]

lol

[Joan5788]

it's funny because my real name is Jennie and i' am obsessed with wealth i'm not kidding!

[mimimia15243]

tequila looks like eli i guess eli was foolin around.. :)

[sasusakulover45]

Why is tequila holding COUGH SYRUP?

[DaRkSniPeRxx13]

@sasusakulover45 cause she cant drink yet and people drink cough syrup to feel like idk,, makes you feel wweird tho

[awsometutarials2]

hold 7 for the blonde getting a bonner

[awsometutarials2]

hold 7 for bonner

[awesome1232324]

0:48 eli! Just stating the obvious

[artdude12]

hold 5 for epic texting

[TehCookiezilla]

I thought the alcoholic mother's daughter would be named Brandy :/

[starnjuy]

@TehCookiezilla lol youre right it sounds better

[ch1ldpr3d3t0r]

@TehCookiezilla lol same

[lilincess]

tequila is a drug addict doing DROP!! lols... drunk a bottle of Cough syrup...

[TheMitko97]

dick dastardly as a child



[KimChoJapFan]

Couldn't the kid's name be Peter?

[KimChoJapFan]

Why are the top 2 comments similar?

[SAC25BATS]

Come on dick, let's get the hell outta here lol!!!

[WatchingNotLearning]

pretty bad when both top rated comments are the same

[omiredrose]

0:36 girl looks like bratz doll- lol

[FireStarDoink]

Did anybody notice Mersaties looked like a bratz doll?

[Mr5p00ky9h05t]

my name is Eli

[ANTMC8]

@Mr5p00ky9h05t My name is Ali

[XaliroseX]

my grandpas name is dick

[ghillieninja1]

@XaliroseX Grnadpa dies

Grandma: I want my dick back

[donkylalex]

eli is drunk girl's daughter

[TheCanfoot]

The two top rated comments are the same :O

[NatalyInsanity]

press 7 really fast xD

[drakoon476]

@NatalyInsanity she teabags a chair

[sis4949GiRL]

actually i think they could have done better by having the woman say..."come on richard lets get outta here"

[LovableNME]

@sis4949GiRL But then it wouldn't have been obvious that she's obsessed with getting dick...

[sis4949GiRL]

@LovableNME Yea it would b/c the nick name for richard is dick!

[LovableNME]

@sis4949GiRL Yes, but it would take too long to make the connection if someone has to think of the nickname rather than the name she calls her son, and then the comedic timing of the joke would be ruined. Other nicknames for Richard are Rich, Richie, Rick, Ricky... A person wouldn't necessarily think of "Dick" when they hear "Richard", and the name she calls her son while the doctor is trying to make his point is essential to the effectiveness of the joke.

[zMarathonnHD]

Keep pressing 4! LOL!

[iJaneex3]

0:37 Looks like a girls from Bratz XD

[GOLDENCHEESE34]

@iJaneex3 ya but she has a nose bratz dont

[Dennys787]

@iJaneex3 hmmm, u said what I was about to say

[lulumemo08]

@iJaneex3 and u would know

[iJaneex3]

@lulumemo08 You phrased that incorrectly. Try again :)

[SS501Joanne]

what is the child's name is pussy? i wonder~

[megaleoperd]

@SS501Joanne no its dick

.. she call him that !!

[SS501Joanne]

HAHAS!

[tf2fan006]

i would bring a date but i just got dumped :(

[paramorevampire1996]

that asshole for a mom XD 

[MUTLYMAX8]

keep pressing 5 tap tap tap tap tap keep pressing 6 doom doom doom doom

[Ibeatganon4fun]

Shouldn't it be Candy, Penny, Brandy, and Dick?

[MUTLYMAX8]

@Ibeatganon4fun yep

[MrRockerHal]

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[sk8erboy2251]

eli is the dunk chicks daughter



[TheMRFATMAN2]

no dumbasses she called him the name dick because she sucks on dicks

[Bloodshot043]

0:00

[NateTheHedgehog]

What did the 4th one say? I couldn't hear

[toppercent]

@NateTheHedgehog It sounded like "C'mon Dick"

[TheSmileFactor]

@kanesizer no kind of the opposite

[kanesizer9]

I don't get it... Is she a lesbian?

[frankobsessed1994]

@kanesizer9 shes addicted to the kids name lol

[mrzman316]

ill just stick to maxwell with all of these ridiculous folgers ads

[BigOverpowerdBlimp]

I'm guessing the 4th mother likes the book "Moby Dick"?

[midnightmoonshine557]

@BigOverpowerdBlimp Yupp, thts it! lol

[tarheelgirl321]

hahahhahahahah

[ringoC123]

One day at school,little johnn raised his hand up....what is it? The teacher said....can 7 yr old girls have babies? NO!!!.....then little Johnny turns around to the girl behind him and says.....I told you it was safe :)

[zippocullis]

the one couldve named her daughter ''Brandy''!

[fatdavidsboys]

its still makes me lol

[smokintheblaze]

If you don't understand this joke, then you need to go and do your homework.

No seriously. You're way too young to gain the humor of this joke.

[chelseathegreat246]

I'm guessing the 4th mother is addicted to sex...

[WeLsHIKiiLLeR1]

@chelseathegreat246 u fail

[chelseathegreat246]

Mercades looks like a Bratz doll...

[AmberProductionsFM]

@chelseathegreat246 no a member like i said. rofl

[AmberProductionsFM]

merceeds look like an bratz member!

[FriendlyClam]

lol the first one's shirts say : you gonna eat that? then the daugter's says: yep

[thaman8809]

The guys' laughs at the end are priceless!!

[jake841]

LoLz it's funny that Eli is a girl drunk from Cough syrup

[PunkAsPhuck96]

should have been named richard 

[gso619]

@PunkAsPhuck96 shouldn't it be bill?

-Hey, why does Bill clinton wear wool pants?

-I don't know. Why?

-So his ankles won't get cold.

[CAMOWNSTECDECK]

@gso619 I dont get it

[PunchingKitty]

Eli is Tequila 

[voltex12345]

@PunchingKitty eli's in disguise ans tequ...

HEY i was gonna say that >:\

[zombiedude365]

eli you are funny as hell

[ryan4951]

lol! the fat chicks shirt says: '' you gonna eat that?'' her daughters says ''yep.''

[MrErki1234]

@thecheeselover3000 its sex....

[TheCheeselover3000]

whats Jenny's obsession?

[youngzeoranger]

wheres part 29?

[zonesid]

@youngzeoranger check the playlist.... it's the skiing joke

[EaTapSnap]

Eli is at 0:46

[xianlin800]

no episode 29?

[ddp909]

Hmmm. Theres no Eli in this video. Theres normaly always one... I played 3 times to find him but failed...

[lolbensuckslol]

@ddp909 accually eli is tequila :)

[MyChibi8686]

guess that girl was obsessed with cocks.

[TonyMohawk12]

@MyChibi8686 NOOO REALLY?!?!?!?!

[omniitach]

@MyChibi8686 wow realy >.>

[omniitach]

i thought the alchohol would be named brandy LOL XD

[LazyFilmMaker]

0:36, it's a Bratz girl!

[queenofire11]

ELI'S IS TEQUILA

[richi600ify]

don't read the comments before watching the video.it kills the punchline...

[TheGogitta]

to all r-tards, id=f ur looking for 29, jus press the link on the top left corner of the video

[MKDude600]

The reason U can't find 29 is because some cocksucker flagged it.

[TheGogitta]

@MKDude600 no, its still online

[sk8cooldude8]

episode 29 is beside the sibscibe button it will say 83 videos

[nipun45]

@sk8cooldude8 thanks

[crazyshooter1304]

0:49 eli as a girl

[Dimmer619]

Haha Eli = The drunks daughter, drinking cough syrup....

[imsexycom]

moms shirt "u gonna eat that" ..........girls shirt "yep" XD

[3mot30]

the girl is eli

[3mot30]

anybody notice the bottle says souch syrup?

[Xmask]

@3mot30 fun random youtube fact.

most cough sryub are made with a certin dug or by with good old fashion achol which causes the person to fell asleep. Besides it could of been worse and that was mouth wash lol

[toping767]

eli is tequila

[18deemizzle]

GOOD JOKE RIGHT There was a boy and he was coming home from school and he heard noise in his dad a moms room so he went inside and the dad is screwing the mom so the dad looked and winked at the boy so later after they were done the dad comes out of his room and hear noise in his sons room so he goes inside and the son is screwing his grandma and he is shocked and says what are you doing thats your gandma and the boy says how do you like it when someones screwing your mom! hahaha

[johncisney15]

@18deemizzle Michael Jackson LIVES!!!!!!

[imsexycom]

@johncisney15 that dosent have to do anything about the joke he said..........BTW michael jackson is GAAY!!

[johncisney15]

@imsexycom Actually he's bi.I know cuz I saw him screwing your mom.

[imsexycom]

@johncisney15 last time i heard that joke i fell from my dinosour........dumb ass

[johncisney15]

@imsexycom So you admit that you're an old bag?

[imsexycom]

@johncisney15 HAHAHAHAHA dude u suck XD HAHAHAHA

[Kenny6676]

@johncisney15 Last time I heard that joke I fell on the fire I made

[18deemizzle]

GOOD JOKE RIGHT There was a boy and he was coming home from school and he heard noise in his dad a moms room so he went inside and the dad is screwing the mom so the dad looked and winked at the boy so later after they were done the dad comes out of his room and hear noise in his sons room so he goes inside and the son is screwing his grandma and he is shocked and says what are you doing thats your gandma and the boy says how do you like it when someones screwing your mom! hahaha best joke ever

[gtafanatic1]

lawlz the fat chiks shirts say you gonna eat that? yep

[TheMikeyZxxx]

you going to get that .... yep

[Hostcu666]

muhaaaaaaa

[Leboyo56]

Aww, Eli didn't make an easter egg guest appearance in this one.

[TheDragonfan17]

@Leboyo56 he does, he's the alcoholic's daughter

[strongghy65]

actually the money-obsessed mom named her daughter penny and the alcohol-obsessed mom named her daughter brandy.

[vbox8]

i fucking hate intro song

[spike4theworld]

These jokes ain't been funny since like episode 16

[kelric6]

@spike4theworld Thats because you probably don't get them all...

[spike4theworld]

@kelric6 no i get them all there just not my cup of tea anymore there were a couple funny one's later down but yea not as funny as before

[LilJ367]

i don't get it

[brendanollie]

she is a slut

[LilJ367]

@brendanollie whats a slut

[DarknessBrandon]

@LilJ367 HQO OLD R U?!!!!

[Masterbaterbear]

@LilJ367 you

[DivineFlamez]

@LilJ367 dude if you dont know whats a slut is then DONT WATCH THE Eli's Dirty Jokes its for 18+

[Kenny6676]

@LilJ367 The job your Mother has.

[ThisIsNotLukeGodDamn]

passed out eli ftw :D

[XxsubjectULTRAxX]

LOL ELI IS THE DRUNK DAUGHTER!!!!

[Rjuga1]

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