@Hollowsmith "What he's doing here, is taking HIS personal experience being single,"
Hence Mr. Miller's closing words.."Of course that's just "MY" opinion I could be wrong"... just saying.. But having said that I agree with you in regards to a dynamic single experience being better than a miserable marriage. Life's too short to tolerate or waste any precious time remaining in a dismal marriage/relationship. And I gotta say the single life has been good to me.. Take care.
Ima stay single forever. Ive tried to build relationships an theyve never worked out for me. So when i move into a house its gonna be a bachelor pad for life. I dont have to worry about anyone telling me to do laundry. I can drink whenever i like. im always in control of whats to eat and the tv remote. ah i cant wait
Wow Dennis, you were never good with women, so you conclude being single must suck for everyone. Got news for you Neo-con Bush-blower, for those of us who do know a thing or two about the opposite sex, being single is absolutely wonderful. The majority of men I see do not know how to attract women, and we call these hapless losers "married".
@Rhythmmm123 Hey, moron; He wrote a schtick, not an autobiography. Radical obama ass-lappers like you only attract 'women' w/ a 'sausage' taped to their leg who apply their make-up with a trowel. Now we see your wretched misery manifest in a pitiful, desperate need to lash out at 2 thoroughly happy, fulfilled & extremely successful Conservative men. Drop the anger/ jealousy, & the facade; you may eventually attract someone who'll stick around.
@kickyerass Well, with a name like kickyerass, I am no doubt responding to a backwoods, UFC-watching, Miller Lite drinking, wife-beating, Fox News viewer who has been married to the same hog of a woman for 20+ years. Never in your life will you get the kind of ass I do sir, I can assure you of that. Now go back to your police scanner, you redneck fuck. You are ugly, your wife is ugly, and you watch Fox News from a double wide.. poor bastard.
@Rhythmmm123 That all you got? Speculation from nothing? I do like UFC, though I haven't watched it for many months. That's 'bad' how? Don't drink beer or have a scanner, divorced for 27 yrs, have female friends w/ benefits, own a gorgeous cape cod home on the water in Maine, no rednecks around here, watch Fox on my 52" flat screen, have zero debt, retired, had relationships w/ around 15 smart beauties- not "ass"; not a pig like you. You lose again.
@kickyerass You sound kind of pathethic, so I will go easy on you. Sorry to hear of your divorce, although I can't say I blame the old gal. I mean, you ARE the type of guy that starts fights on YouTube. Given that you've been divorced for 27 years, you are probably in your late 50's/early 60's (eww), so I can only imagine what your supposed female friends with benefits look like (shutter). Sorry creepy 60 year-old bachelor dude from Maine, YOU lose again..
@Rhythmmm123 Actually.. that was very funny!! I'm 53, ya little twerpy punk. Fit as ever, being a sports hero and all, so I go with 40 yr olds who are smokin'. When you grow up you can try to compare, but you won't w/ your snot attitude. I've had a charmed, very successful life.. still am. You lose AGAIN. You started the fight numb-nuts. But you're so jaded/ delusional you don't get it. I'm so sorry for your childishness.
@Rhythmmm123 "we"?? What ya got; a turd in your pocket? I've been around punks like you forever; bustin' their heads when they need it. You don't even have one girl who'd give you the time of day, but bragging on the internet- where you think your bull is bought makes your dreams come true.. just for a minute. Too funny!! Keep dreaming son.
@kickyerass "I go with 40 year olds who are smokin'." First off, a 53 year old white-as-rice Republican should never use the word "smokin" when talking about women..or anything for that matter. Second, you have entered a sad stage in your existence where 40 year pussy is the best thing you've got going for you. You also claim to be a sports hero (laugh) and constantly have to remind yourself how "charmed" and "successful" you are. I have a feeling you are neither, just a lonely old man...
@Rhythmmm123 You're too funny. I threw back at you- my own claims. You've no idea; there's no way to know! Just as with your horseshit claims! Get it, child? I think you're a sad sack loser who wishes he could score with the ladies. Btw, I bet I could kick your ass. Age is irrelevant when you're a star like me. Once is "constantly"? Liberal idiots lack comprehension. Sad indeed.
@kickyerass Your story is sad. Divorced by one woman, and then never married again. 53 years old, and a bachelor. I am in my 20's, sir.. you cannot compete with me on any level whatsoever. Don't believe me? Try hitting on a 20 year-old girl and tell me her reaction. Exactly. And even the imaginary ass that you claim to be getting is 40 years +. That is very poor, sir. I simply cannot respect you.
@Rhythmmm123 You're a sad, disrespectful punk. My story's awesome. I wouldn't hit on a 20 yr old, idiot. She wouldn't do it for me; so lacking in experience, wisdom & humility; like you! If you grow up you may grasp this. Your critical thinking skills lack greatly: According to you, being married is for losers, but as I didn't remarry I should be a winner. Make up your mind. I'll pummel u in debate, a physical fight, or on a moto-x bike. It's sad an old loser is SO deep in your puny head, son.
@kickyerass I think I should just end this, and put you out of your hillbilly misery. Real quick: challenge me to a moto-x bike race? What are you 10? Haha, fucking Christ man. Don't worry you wrinkly sacked, gray-pubed, bitch-titted, enlarged prostate, backwoods redneck disgrace..no attractive woman will ever come your way again. And with that, I send you on your way. Goodbye and good luck you 53 year old bachelor! And don't forget to ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you..
@Rhythmmm123 Yep; you should.. you're losing every point. So funny to see you admit I'd own your punk ass. I'm undefeated in moto-x and boxing, (you can call me champ), fitness is my forte'- and as well my very attractive women-friends, and there aren't any hillbillies in Maine. I'm SO thankful you let me off the hook! BAA- WAAAGH!!! Bye punk.
@kickyerass You are delusional. From the way you speak, I seriously think you are insane. No wonder you are 53 AND ALONE, LEFT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR SAD DAYS WITHOUT A WIFE OR ANY CHILDREN. Do you have anything to show for your life besides being a sports star in your own mind? Seriously, you're a nutter. 53 year old boxer? Haha. 53 year old moto-x? You have no grasp of reality. Please die soon old man. I really feel genuinely sorry for you at this point..
@Rhythmmm123 Funny; I thought the same of you. You hate Miller for some insane reason.. (oh wait! it's because he's a conservative!!).. & so badly you need to cry about it here. In obvious jealousy, you rant & rage about what a loser he is- though you had to distort all you said about him to fit your crybaby hissy-fit. He's been a star on SNL the standup circuit, hosted MNF, the Academy Awards, & now has a successful radio show & comedy tour, & 'guests' on many tv shows. What a loser, huh?
@Rhythmmm123 You're too transparent to a mature person. You may as well have said; "You're a conservative & I hate you fucking bastards! And I WON'T have it! WAAAGH! So I'm gonna project & transfer my anger at my own useless life by making shit up about you.. & oh yeah; I can say you're old & stuff! That's what's really sad. Anyone who's truly blessed doesn't need to put others down- especially by bragging on themselves. It proves you're a poser. Oh, but you're such a stud! 9pm on a Sat. night?
@kickyerass 9 pm on a Saturday may be late for you, but I went out...at 11 pm you old fuck! Let me sum this up: You are 53 years old, well past your prime. Your ex-wife couldn't stand the sight of you, and divorced your ass. You have been a lonely bachelor for 27 years. You have no children, not even one. You call yourself "champ", which is sad/laughable. I can guarantee you are ugly as fuck, and probably overweight. You cannot win with a resume like that, so please stop trying...
@Rhythmmm123 No, mr. projection-but-fails-every-time; my band played until 2:30 am (I'm the stud singer). Tell me what type music we do! You've got nothing right yet, but it's fun to watch you scratching & clawing to make yourself 1/2 the man I am. Obviously you're terrified of growing old because you haven't yet accomplished a thing in your sad, empty life. Ppl who assume w/out any knowledge, meaning to slam others are desperate to convince someone they have worth. It's not working little man.
@Rhythmmm123 A guy in his 20's who refers to 'supposed' hook-up conquests (brag much?) as scoring pussy is a self-absorbed man-child. Surely u attract women of substance & self-respect. That's rich Romeo! Your words betray u & ur too dumb (immature) to get it. I merely mirrored ur pompous ass in return & w/out embellishing my accomplishments. Not even gettin started, I have tons of records, championships + wealth as a legacy & still win every weekend! So plz kill me now boy! I'm way too happy!
@kickyerass I know I'm getting in your head when you reply twice! Haha. How about this: On Saturday, your ex-wife came over my place around midnight. She sucked my cock while I watched a re-run of Real Time with Bill Maher. I shot my load all over her face just before the New Rules segment started. She didn't mind. She actually liked it, that filthy tramp. FYI: 50 year old pussy is absolutely disgusting, I don't know how you can stand it..but beggars can't be choosers, right old timer?
@Rhythmmm123 Not in my head.. I love tormenting mental midgets! No; my ex was at my gig; (can't get over me, begs me still). I feel badly for her, but we're still friends. And she's 9 yrs younger than me. The 50 yr old you had was Rosie O'Donnell, Janeane Garofalo, Kathy Griffin, Joy Behar, or some other ugly liberal pig wallowing in your stink-hole apartment over your parents garage. Or you were fantasizing of my ex & snapping your carrot. Nice story though!
@kickyerass God, you're pathetic. You still fuck with that 44 year old pussy? Move on grandpa. Hahaha, you are 53 and in a bar band! Soooo pathetic. Trying to hang on to your youth I guess? So how many albums have you guys released? Oh, oops, you're just in a shitty, dime-a-dozen bar band that provides background noise for drunks at 2 am. Hahaha. Ripping you and your life apart is too easy. Why do you tell me so much about your unfortunate existence? Have you ever considered suicide? Seriously..
@kickyerass Oh shit! I just blew your cover! Hahaha. So you are 53...and you got divorced 27 years ago...that would mean you were 26...and you said your ex is 9 years younger than you...WHICH MEANS SHE WAS 17 WHEN YOU GOT DIVORCED!!! PEDOPHILE, PEDOPHILE, PEDOPHILE. OH MY SWEET GOD!! THAT IS STRAIGHT UP ILLEGAL HOMBRE. HAHAHAHAHA, YOU ARE A SEX OFFENDER!! HAHAHAHA. EAT IT YOU LYING SACK OF PEDOPHILE SHIT. I JUST ROCKED YOUR WORLD AND ALL OF YOUR KEYBOARD COURAGE. YOU ARE NOW MY BITCH FOREVER..
There's nothing wrong with being married to a fat person. And even if there were, things change from generation to generation. You could have skinny or husky kids from sleeping with a fat wife or vice versa. Some people are just in it because they want kids and don't care with which man or woman.
First of all, judging by the unneeded defensiveness of my fellow singletons here, I think I should remind them that Miller is simply a polemicist with a brain, a mouthpiece for the mainstream passing off as nouveau neural. For every unhappy singleton I'll give you FIVE unhappy married stiffs. You also need to remember that the rich can bang anyone they want (his words, not mine) - and I'm damn confident he indulges, with media-savvy discretion, in that ever so slightly non-mainstream pastime.
@Jaybeefromhiscastle the benefits of being single is that you learn to rely on yourself and you learn how to live/cook/survive on your own. Also as one gets older is single, the more set we are in doing things a certain way where compromising with those of the oppoisite sex can be either a bitch or a bastard. I'm also in to making life as simple as possible and not striving for much in the way of living quarters. Cheap studio apt, good mass transit, and the local microbrew and I'm happy :)
I'm single and perfectly happy. I see tons of married couples and it makes me even happier that I'm single. I always laugh at these guys with fat women thinking they're so superior because they're with someone. Please...
Jesus there's nothing high-brow, clever, obscure, hard to understand, difficult, erudite etc about this, I guess American comedy has different standards but this is pretty typical of British stand-up.
@giansideros Are you telling me you got all of those references he made? I didn't need to goggle anything, meaning I understood the majority of his speech, but if you seriously mean that "nothing was obscure" about this rant then British people watch more American TV than we do.
I saw the Family Guy parody of this guy. It was spot on. I'm smart, but at every other sentence, I'm asking him, "What the hell are you talking about?"
i live for being single idk how someone would wanna put up with someones bullshit for so long i cant id rather be single i dont wanna have someone put up with my bs anyways lol
yeah anything to relieve your sad, locked up life, miserable married men, living with floral curtains and bedspreads, shaving whilst there is perfume staring at you. A perfect hide away for the life of a secret faggot. Men marry for a reason, and that reason is.... STUPIDITY
@mtb416 they may live longer, but they suffer longer... I would rather give up years 83.84.85, than having a wrinkiled up nagging prune, telling me what to wear, when neither of us can barely walk...
they dont live longer because of marriage. the men women choose for marriage are usually healthier men to begin with, that's why "married men" live longer. Be careful with statistics : )
Dennis Miller is smart and funny. This was quite funny: 6:24-6:41
happyoptimistic88 1 week ago
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happyoptimistic88 1 week ago
i dont get any of his references..
ehhsielove 2 weeks ago
Low birth rate in USA means our Legal population is dwindling!
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@Hollowsmith "What he's doing here, is taking HIS personal experience being single,"
Hence Mr. Miller's closing words.."Of course that's just "MY" opinion I could be wrong"... just saying.. But having said that I agree with you in regards to a dynamic single experience being better than a miserable marriage. Life's too short to tolerate or waste any precious time remaining in a dismal marriage/relationship. And I gotta say the single life has been good to me.. Take care.
fatbackfunk 1 month ago
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fatbackfunk 1 month ago
17 single , never had a Boyfriend don't really care.
randomnchan15 1 month ago
@randomnchan15 say that after 20 years and see if you care or not
sketchofrenik 3 weeks ago
@randomnchan15 who says u gotta have a boyfriend?
tbilisicentralv2 5 days ago
ewww jeans and a suit top? thank god the 90s are over . . . .
keggerous 2 months ago
Awesome arguement in these comments
ps2master00 3 months ago
i been single all my life and im 30
JackHaynes30 4 months ago
I miss this show
ocdfreak 7 months ago
being single does suck, but dating is worse
gotta play the shitty game until you find a keeper
stay thirsty my friends
MrFan32 7 months ago
Brilliant
starr522 8 months ago
Ima stay single forever. Ive tried to build relationships an theyve never worked out for me. So when i move into a house its gonna be a bachelor pad for life. I dont have to worry about anyone telling me to do laundry. I can drink whenever i like. im always in control of whats to eat and the tv remote. ah i cant wait
Trinnaman0999 9 months ago
Wow Dennis, you were never good with women, so you conclude being single must suck for everyone. Got news for you Neo-con Bush-blower, for those of us who do know a thing or two about the opposite sex, being single is absolutely wonderful. The majority of men I see do not know how to attract women, and we call these hapless losers "married".
Rhythmmm123 9 months ago 2
@Rhythmmm123 Hey, moron; He wrote a schtick, not an autobiography. Radical obama ass-lappers like you only attract 'women' w/ a 'sausage' taped to their leg who apply their make-up with a trowel. Now we see your wretched misery manifest in a pitiful, desperate need to lash out at 2 thoroughly happy, fulfilled & extremely successful Conservative men. Drop the anger/ jealousy, & the facade; you may eventually attract someone who'll stick around.
kickyerass 7 months ago
@kickyerass Well, with a name like kickyerass, I am no doubt responding to a backwoods, UFC-watching, Miller Lite drinking, wife-beating, Fox News viewer who has been married to the same hog of a woman for 20+ years. Never in your life will you get the kind of ass I do sir, I can assure you of that. Now go back to your police scanner, you redneck fuck. You are ugly, your wife is ugly, and you watch Fox News from a double wide.. poor bastard.
Rhythmmm123 7 months ago
@Rhythmmm123 That all you got? Speculation from nothing? I do like UFC, though I haven't watched it for many months. That's 'bad' how? Don't drink beer or have a scanner, divorced for 27 yrs, have female friends w/ benefits, own a gorgeous cape cod home on the water in Maine, no rednecks around here, watch Fox on my 52" flat screen, have zero debt, retired, had relationships w/ around 15 smart beauties- not "ass"; not a pig like you. You lose again.
kickyerass 7 months ago
@kickyerass You sound kind of pathethic, so I will go easy on you. Sorry to hear of your divorce, although I can't say I blame the old gal. I mean, you ARE the type of guy that starts fights on YouTube. Given that you've been divorced for 27 years, you are probably in your late 50's/early 60's (eww), so I can only imagine what your supposed female friends with benefits look like (shutter). Sorry creepy 60 year-old bachelor dude from Maine, YOU lose again..
Rhythmmm123 7 months ago
@Rhythmmm123 Actually.. that was very funny!! I'm 53, ya little twerpy punk. Fit as ever, being a sports hero and all, so I go with 40 yr olds who are smokin'. When you grow up you can try to compare, but you won't w/ your snot attitude. I've had a charmed, very successful life.. still am. You lose AGAIN. You started the fight numb-nuts. But you're so jaded/ delusional you don't get it. I'm so sorry for your childishness.
kickyerass 7 months ago
@Rhythmmm123 "we"?? What ya got; a turd in your pocket? I've been around punks like you forever; bustin' their heads when they need it. You don't even have one girl who'd give you the time of day, but bragging on the internet- where you think your bull is bought makes your dreams come true.. just for a minute. Too funny!! Keep dreaming son.
kickyerass 7 months ago
@kickyerass "I go with 40 year olds who are smokin'." First off, a 53 year old white-as-rice Republican should never use the word "smokin" when talking about women..or anything for that matter. Second, you have entered a sad stage in your existence where 40 year pussy is the best thing you've got going for you. You also claim to be a sports hero (laugh) and constantly have to remind yourself how "charmed" and "successful" you are. I have a feeling you are neither, just a lonely old man...
Rhythmmm123 7 months ago
@Rhythmmm123 You're too funny. I threw back at you- my own claims. You've no idea; there's no way to know! Just as with your horseshit claims! Get it, child? I think you're a sad sack loser who wishes he could score with the ladies. Btw, I bet I could kick your ass. Age is irrelevant when you're a star like me. Once is "constantly"? Liberal idiots lack comprehension. Sad indeed.
kickyerass 7 months ago
@kickyerass Your story is sad. Divorced by one woman, and then never married again. 53 years old, and a bachelor. I am in my 20's, sir.. you cannot compete with me on any level whatsoever. Don't believe me? Try hitting on a 20 year-old girl and tell me her reaction. Exactly. And even the imaginary ass that you claim to be getting is 40 years +. That is very poor, sir. I simply cannot respect you.
Rhythmmm123 7 months ago
@Rhythmmm123 You're a sad, disrespectful punk. My story's awesome. I wouldn't hit on a 20 yr old, idiot. She wouldn't do it for me; so lacking in experience, wisdom & humility; like you! If you grow up you may grasp this. Your critical thinking skills lack greatly: According to you, being married is for losers, but as I didn't remarry I should be a winner. Make up your mind. I'll pummel u in debate, a physical fight, or on a moto-x bike. It's sad an old loser is SO deep in your puny head, son.
kickyerass 7 months ago
@kickyerass I think I should just end this, and put you out of your hillbilly misery. Real quick: challenge me to a moto-x bike race? What are you 10? Haha, fucking Christ man. Don't worry you wrinkly sacked, gray-pubed, bitch-titted, enlarged prostate, backwoods redneck disgrace..no attractive woman will ever come your way again. And with that, I send you on your way. Goodbye and good luck you 53 year old bachelor! And don't forget to ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you..
Rhythmmm123 7 months ago
@Rhythmmm123 Yep; you should.. you're losing every point. So funny to see you admit I'd own your punk ass. I'm undefeated in moto-x and boxing, (you can call me champ), fitness is my forte'- and as well my very attractive women-friends, and there aren't any hillbillies in Maine. I'm SO thankful you let me off the hook! BAA- WAAAGH!!! Bye punk.
kickyerass 7 months ago
@kickyerass You are delusional. From the way you speak, I seriously think you are insane. No wonder you are 53 AND ALONE, LEFT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR SAD DAYS WITHOUT A WIFE OR ANY CHILDREN. Do you have anything to show for your life besides being a sports star in your own mind? Seriously, you're a nutter. 53 year old boxer? Haha. 53 year old moto-x? You have no grasp of reality. Please die soon old man. I really feel genuinely sorry for you at this point..
Rhythmmm123 7 months ago
@Rhythmmm123 Funny; I thought the same of you. You hate Miller for some insane reason.. (oh wait! it's because he's a conservative!!).. & so badly you need to cry about it here. In obvious jealousy, you rant & rage about what a loser he is- though you had to distort all you said about him to fit your crybaby hissy-fit. He's been a star on SNL the standup circuit, hosted MNF, the Academy Awards, & now has a successful radio show & comedy tour, & 'guests' on many tv shows. What a loser, huh?
kickyerass 7 months ago
@Rhythmmm123 You're too transparent to a mature person. You may as well have said; "You're a conservative & I hate you fucking bastards! And I WON'T have it! WAAAGH! So I'm gonna project & transfer my anger at my own useless life by making shit up about you.. & oh yeah; I can say you're old & stuff! That's what's really sad. Anyone who's truly blessed doesn't need to put others down- especially by bragging on themselves. It proves you're a poser. Oh, but you're such a stud! 9pm on a Sat. night?
kickyerass 7 months ago
@kickyerass 9 pm on a Saturday may be late for you, but I went out...at 11 pm you old fuck! Let me sum this up: You are 53 years old, well past your prime. Your ex-wife couldn't stand the sight of you, and divorced your ass. You have been a lonely bachelor for 27 years. You have no children, not even one. You call yourself "champ", which is sad/laughable. I can guarantee you are ugly as fuck, and probably overweight. You cannot win with a resume like that, so please stop trying...
Rhythmmm123 7 months ago
@Rhythmmm123 No, mr. projection-but-fails-every-time; my band played until 2:30 am (I'm the stud singer). Tell me what type music we do! You've got nothing right yet, but it's fun to watch you scratching & clawing to make yourself 1/2 the man I am. Obviously you're terrified of growing old because you haven't yet accomplished a thing in your sad, empty life. Ppl who assume w/out any knowledge, meaning to slam others are desperate to convince someone they have worth. It's not working little man.
kickyerass 7 months ago
@Rhythmmm123 A guy in his 20's who refers to 'supposed' hook-up conquests (brag much?) as scoring pussy is a self-absorbed man-child. Surely u attract women of substance & self-respect. That's rich Romeo! Your words betray u & ur too dumb (immature) to get it. I merely mirrored ur pompous ass in return & w/out embellishing my accomplishments. Not even gettin started, I have tons of records, championships + wealth as a legacy & still win every weekend! So plz kill me now boy! I'm way too happy!
kickyerass 7 months ago
@kickyerass I know I'm getting in your head when you reply twice! Haha. How about this: On Saturday, your ex-wife came over my place around midnight. She sucked my cock while I watched a re-run of Real Time with Bill Maher. I shot my load all over her face just before the New Rules segment started. She didn't mind. She actually liked it, that filthy tramp. FYI: 50 year old pussy is absolutely disgusting, I don't know how you can stand it..but beggars can't be choosers, right old timer?
Rhythmmm123 7 months ago
@Rhythmmm123 Not in my head.. I love tormenting mental midgets! No; my ex was at my gig; (can't get over me, begs me still). I feel badly for her, but we're still friends. And she's 9 yrs younger than me. The 50 yr old you had was Rosie O'Donnell, Janeane Garofalo, Kathy Griffin, Joy Behar, or some other ugly liberal pig wallowing in your stink-hole apartment over your parents garage. Or you were fantasizing of my ex & snapping your carrot. Nice story though!
kickyerass 7 months ago
@kickyerass God, you're pathetic. You still fuck with that 44 year old pussy? Move on grandpa. Hahaha, you are 53 and in a bar band! Soooo pathetic. Trying to hang on to your youth I guess? So how many albums have you guys released? Oh, oops, you're just in a shitty, dime-a-dozen bar band that provides background noise for drunks at 2 am. Hahaha. Ripping you and your life apart is too easy. Why do you tell me so much about your unfortunate existence? Have you ever considered suicide? Seriously..
Rhythmmm123 7 months ago
@kickyerass Oh shit! I just blew your cover! Hahaha. So you are 53...and you got divorced 27 years ago...that would mean you were 26...and you said your ex is 9 years younger than you...WHICH MEANS SHE WAS 17 WHEN YOU GOT DIVORCED!!! PEDOPHILE, PEDOPHILE, PEDOPHILE. OH MY SWEET GOD!! THAT IS STRAIGHT UP ILLEGAL HOMBRE. HAHAHAHAHA, YOU ARE A SEX OFFENDER!! HAHAHAHA. EAT IT YOU LYING SACK OF PEDOPHILE SHIT. I JUST ROCKED YOUR WORLD AND ALL OF YOUR KEYBOARD COURAGE. YOU ARE NOW MY BITCH FOREVER..
Rhythmmm123 7 months ago
@Rhythmmm123 I honestly think I had more fun reading these comments than watching the video. Well best of luck to you guys
HeckleAndSnide 5 months ago
being single is great so long u are good looking or rich, otherwise you're shit outta luck, get a gf guys and be yourself
MrFan32 10 months ago
There's nothing wrong with being married to a fat person. And even if there were, things change from generation to generation. You could have skinny or husky kids from sleeping with a fat wife or vice versa. Some people are just in it because they want kids and don't care with which man or woman.
EuropeanAnimation 11 months ago
First of all, judging by the unneeded defensiveness of my fellow singletons here, I think I should remind them that Miller is simply a polemicist with a brain, a mouthpiece for the mainstream passing off as nouveau neural. For every unhappy singleton I'll give you FIVE unhappy married stiffs. You also need to remember that the rich can bang anyone they want (his words, not mine) - and I'm damn confident he indulges, with media-savvy discretion, in that ever so slightly non-mainstream pastime.
Jaybeefromhiscastle 11 months ago
@Jaybeefromhiscastle the benefits of being single is that you learn to rely on yourself and you learn how to live/cook/survive on your own. Also as one gets older is single, the more set we are in doing things a certain way where compromising with those of the oppoisite sex can be either a bitch or a bastard. I'm also in to making life as simple as possible and not striving for much in the way of living quarters. Cheap studio apt, good mass transit, and the local microbrew and I'm happy :)
shaithis80 10 months ago
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Jaybeefromhiscastle 11 months ago
I'm single and perfectly happy. I see tons of married couples and it makes me even happier that I'm single. I always laugh at these guys with fat women thinking they're so superior because they're with someone. Please...
Stereophonics81 1 year ago
@Stereophonics81 in the words of "Queen: Fat Bottomed Girls"
shaithis80 10 months ago
Jesus there's nothing high-brow, clever, obscure, hard to understand, difficult, erudite etc about this, I guess American comedy has different standards but this is pretty typical of British stand-up.
giansideros 1 year ago
@giansideros Are you telling me you got all of those references he made? I didn't need to goggle anything, meaning I understood the majority of his speech, but if you seriously mean that "nothing was obscure" about this rant then British people watch more American TV than we do.
pimptastic13 1 year ago
@pimptastic13 Yes we eat it up
giansideros 1 year ago
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yurismir1 8 months ago
@giansideros "Jesus there's nothing high-brow, clever, obscure, hard to understand, difficult, erudite etc about this..."
And why should there be? It's fucking comedy.
yurismir1 8 months ago 5
@yurismir1 There's that family guy sketch that implies it is, and making a lot idiots post how verbose Miller is and therefore unfunny.
giansideros 8 months ago
This guy is fucking hilarious!
MegaFisherman94 1 year ago
I'm gonna sum this up: marriage is for losers.
acphenom 1 year ago
This rant is making me laugh uncomfortably at my own life.
macchappy 1 year ago
@macchappy really? you can identify?my single life was/is never as pathetic as described in this video. i pity you and laugh at the same time.
feebleblunt1 1 year ago
I saw the Family Guy parody of this guy. It was spot on. I'm smart, but at every other sentence, I'm asking him, "What the hell are you talking about?"
PrestoTenebroso 1 year ago
@PrestoTenebroso
Some bits are funny, but there are too many in-jokes and obscure references.
veegta83 1 year ago
@namasteywhat why because I'm quoting Family Guy?
ackattack1002 1 year ago
what the hell does rant mean?
ackattack1002 1 year ago
@ackattack1002 "Family Guy"! :)
har9020 1 year ago
@ackattack1002 braindead cartoon-watching retards will thumbs up this
toobularbells 1 year ago
@toobularbells judging by the highest rated comments section, yeah you're right. And there are a lot of us.
ackattack1002 1 year ago
@ackattack1002 Exactly! Thanx for making my point.
Only in america,folks!
toobularbells 1 year ago
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@ackattack1002
That you have no originality.
WalkingFireHazard 1 year ago
@ackattack1002 look it up in the dictionary
moahoah 1 year ago
i live for being single idk how someone would wanna put up with someones bullshit for so long i cant id rather be single i dont wanna have someone put up with my bs anyways lol
Reapersden666 1 year ago
Being single isn't bad, but not everyone can handle it.
Arppis 1 year ago 35
@Arppis - Yeah most people are too insecure and need to have someone; even if they don't even like the person.
Stereophonics81 1 year ago
@Stereophonics81
Indeed. :)
Arppis 1 year ago
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Arppis 1 year ago
lol...bullshit pal...lol
ultralight9 1 year ago
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yeah anything to relieve your sad, locked up life, miserable married men, living with floral curtains and bedspreads, shaving whilst there is perfume staring at you. A perfect hide away for the life of a secret faggot. Men marry for a reason, and that reason is.... STUPIDITY
seerymseery 1 year ago
@seerymseery Well they do say married men live longer.
mtb416 1 year ago
@mtb416 they may live longer, but they suffer longer... I would rather give up years 83.84.85, than having a wrinkiled up nagging prune, telling me what to wear, when neither of us can barely walk...
seerymseery 1 year ago
@mtb416
they dont live longer because of marriage. the men women choose for marriage are usually healthier men to begin with, that's why "married men" live longer. Be careful with statistics : )
klined 1 year ago