How To Make Siri Say Something Funny

[JillyElizabeth100]

Lol

[FantasyAdventuress]

Who got Siri high?

[hcortez1990]

dis foo is gay!!!!!

[DevjyotDhanjal]

This isnt working for me

[zxubair]

hipster.. surprising..

[candcgen1]

whenever i see a siri video i always think of terminator salvation

[iphonefan101]

This is fake i tried

[OriginalDRK]

tell siri you're stoned and see if it tells you where the closest krispy kreme is

[jimenez359]

haha wtf

[iphone4beast96]

fake!!!

[footcharaf]

hehehehehehehe siri is hot

[footcharaf]

انت مو انت وانت جوعان

[Jobo130]

Then one day, Siri will take over the world waging a biochemical warfare through iPhones all over the world!

[DreamingGirlslife]

WHAT?! I'm German and I didn't understand what Siri said... But I it sounds senseless.

[icycold3347]

siri's a stoner

[ThreeProphets]

...What just happened? If it's saying something really long, can you get it to hold?

[lizhoff23]

doesnt work

[salan1984]

Please guys i need your Help i have Problem With Siri She Cannot Take any Request Can Tell me Why ! or i Think she update Her Self ,

[SpoonsForks]

wow i hate siri

[PhamtasticAlena]

Now that's editing.

[MagicTraxProd]

Haha that's awesome.

[masni92]

have you asked it "the game" ?

[lamphan98]

i want to see siri, not your face

[mikaluver28]

i searched how to get high and this is what i got.

[gavravjoshi2008]

siri is crazy siri is fun siricrazy . com :)

[chriscfh]

This guy looks like Frankie Boyle haha

[SuperLizaD]

Can you ask Jeeves?

[ballasmn]

WOW SHE MADE U SHUT UP HAHA

[crogag]

Funny Siri --->>>> FunnySiriQuotes. com

[dynamominibar]

Is it bad manners to link to this - market.android.com/details?id=­us.dynamominibar.roidsjr

It's like Siri, only fun.

[DcfcDJ]

What a troll!

[FeaRx74]

awful troll is awful...

[YoungLaci]

talking good. but to much

[mclalaskans]

YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED! this is fake!

[SpectraNyte]

Wow that was a pretty long text you had Siri read to you lol

[Slacktory]

@SpectraNyte Oh my god, that would have been such an easier way to do it. I'm a moron. I was constantly trying to make her not understand me so she'd repeat it back or ask to do a web search.

Seriously, I'm facepalming at myself now.

[SpectraNyte]

@Slacktory Holy Geeze talk about doing something the hard way! lol. Not bad editing though, I really thought Siri was just 'reading' the whole thing off of a text message at first.

[SDuplic]

how did you make siri talk like that? manually or is there some hacky way?

[droobey]

1:19 Dont think about it, dont think about it, dont think about it, dont think about it

[Slacktory]

@droobey Siri vs. GladOS, a showdown for the 35th century

[csteelatgburg]

This must explain why Siri is down now.

[gjms]

Viva los "homegrown" ingredients! XD

[fescolfaro]

I'm a little out of it... Can you ask Jeeves? Playing Sublime...

[fescolfaro]

Lmao...

[m4h4r4]

It seems you shouldn't play games with it, it can beat you to death... LOL

[walcXP]

Is it just me or does Siri sound a lot like the crazy GLaDOS robot from Portal?

[ToSolveAMurder]

"this sentence is false"

[ninaXdiaries]

@1:29 I can make a cuban 7 dimensions?

[fi2shift]

@ninaXdiaries I can make a cube in 7 dimensions.

[Slacktory]

@ninaXdiaries She kept wanting to say it, but I swear she's saying "cube in" in that cut.

[Robelius2]

Geez. Women.

[jeffreyk93]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[edltedsquirrel]

hurricane monster kill lol

[mehrizi78]

She just sounded like a bing commercial

[mfarooq1990]

Yeah, you must be stupid to believe this is real. Ever heard of Microsoft's text-to-speech function on their computers, sounds exactly like that. Or its likely some online text to speech that matches Siri's distinct voice.

[Slacktory]

@mfarooq1990 It's actually Siri, repeating back things I said. I decided it was important to get her voice this time. In my last Siri video (Training Siri) I used an AT&T text-to-speech voice, because I didn't have an iPhone 4S yet.

[rushnerd]

"Can you ask Jeeves?" lol

[MythOfEchelon]

Most of these are fake. Hardly any of them worked for me.

[MrNicCluxton]

siri had an edible lol

[beinstine]

Just a bunch of cut up audio from Siri. Not real but still funny.

[Cvmars90]

40 oz. to freeeeeddoommm:)

[Silencers]

Nice try. Too bad it's fake.

[dellatheredxxx]

woohoo rocking the cookies!

[deathguy167]

He's using a computer program. This isn't siri....

[Ahmed1390]

I can do that ..... on my computer!! 

[iasonharper]

Nice try but you def just prewrote that shit

[NOlife1373]

SHUT UP SIRI!!!

[DashingWolf13]

This reminds me of the fact core :)

[Quarrel47]

Lame

[cruzin14]

lol i want whatever siri is on

[vman1210]

It seems to me like he turned speak selection on in settings and typed all that before the vid then presses speak. Did u notice u couldn't see the iPhone in the video. But otherwise lol

[mrmcd]

Well the box does say it was designed in California...

[BlissSlyOne]

0:38 - 1:02 I've thought these things since I was 10 and I've never been high. (I've thought about the color one A LOT)

[pongsifu666]

@BlissSlyOne

Vision is from light hitting the eye after bouncing off an object that reflects a particular color in the UV spectrum. Aside from vision abnormalities that can be tested for, such as color reversal or colorblindness, people see the same colors in the spectrum.

[BlissSlyOne]

@pongsifu666 I knew it wasn't true but it's still an interesting concept, buzkill. Have some imagination

[pongsifu666]

@BlissSlyOne

Haha...that's like saying "I knew the Earth probably wasn't flat but wouldn't that be cool? Thanks for telling me it is round, asshole, have some imagination." You can learn things and still have plenty of things to imagine. One could argue that the more you know, the more you have to imagine about.

[Youngblood1701]

Siri is goin on a rant

[Alyssaf1992]

Wut.

[Greggboosh]

Sea purple is my favorite colour too!

[TheSarahbee24]

Haha nice

[mixermandubstep]

she sounds high as helllll

[810T3CH]

This guy looks nervous .. like Siri really got to him.

[donkeyrockify]

"woof, I'm a little out of it, playing Sublime" ROFL

[paranoiattack1]

Holy shit that was hilarious.

[chunkyloverMC]

"the guy who invented money must be rich."

[Slacktory]

@chunkyloverMC That's my favorite line too.

[lorenzo050008]

4chan reference FTW

[zombeh42]

that cookie you gave siri made her stoned as fuck.

[nickdamndouglas]

@zombeh42 That's the joke.mpg

[kjcraft]

Somebody's got a case of the Mondays!

[zippyzee]

this isn't creative or funny. i get what you're trying to do but it's honestly a bore.

[Kirkwood2020]

My gut is smiling bodatiously....

[nelson2k]

Siri is fucked up! She scares me!

[EruIluvatar]

LMAO