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  • btw, it aint the fastest.. he took like 2 seconds to kick after the ref blew the whistle.. A guy called Nawwaf al Abed scored a similar goal faster than this guy did.. he scored in less than 3 seconds from the whistle-blow

  • I saw that on disney XD's GOALMOUTH!

  • its match in first ukraine lige

  • what a shit goalkeeper 

  • new title:Worst Goalkeeper to Play Soccer

  • Fake! You can't have more than 2 of your own players in the cirkle.

  • lol. that's funny. :)

    poor golie

  • @mackichTE

    nice 1 haha

  • There is no 9th second

  • @theanushot There actually is, keep pressing 9 and it sometimes comes up :)

  • @theanushot my video ended on the 9th second :/

  • what match is this???

    to put in the records i believe the match needs to be official....

  • goalkeeper pwnd beyond repair

  • there is no second 9

  • @ACE3933 i know, it does that in every video

  • @ACE3933 There actually is, keep pressing 9 and it sometimes comes up :)

  • 5 sec.

  • I'VE DONE THAT BEFORE!!!!: :D

  • sign that guy to Manchester United. LOL!

  • I lost interest after 3 seconds, too long video

  • if it was american soccer, they wouldnt score, cuz america sucks

  • @nerdkickn i dont think the "america sucks" is necessary, its implied by the rest of your comment

  • The argument is just stupid, its Football to us, and because its real name is association football, that is where the americans get the name "Soccer" from. They can call it what they want, its not like it really matters what its called. Also its not like we can slag USA off for Football/Soccer, they did kinda draw with us in South Africa...we have no right to claim the game anymore with Rooney and crew representing us...

  • What goal? There was a goal?

  • What goal?

  • whats the keeper doing??

  •  the goalkeeper sucks

  • wow. stop with the whole argument about what it's called (football or soccer). it's kind of lame to keep going on about "dumb americans". seriously

  • Fake, SHIT.

  • look at this sport, they got a ball which they kick using their feet =football

    on the other hand u americans have an egg what u holin your hands =handegg

    that's how u should call it I believe

  • fuck americans says football is soccer 

  • Fake!

  • I would like to see you pussy ass play it

  • It's okay, soccer is a pussy sport anyways. hahaha

  • @marchfucker1 It is. English Footballs alot better

  • @marchfucker1 Dude. seriously, if you put effort into the game. You won't think it will be that easy. So.. don't say Soccer is a pussy sport. In fact, Soccer next to Basketball is the most sports you have to put all your strength into.

  • @marchfucker1 also its football not soccer... dick.

  • Marc Burrows april 2004 fastest goal in 2 seconds

  • why would any team keep a keeper like that

  • Nicklas Bendtner (Danish) has scored after 3 seconds

  • Its official match FIFA !!!!

    Its first ukrainian league FC Krimteplica !!!

  • Greetings from Tsubaza Ozora =D

  • what a load of shit

  • Shooting the ball at the kick off is stupid, you just give the ball to the other team. Unless it's a keeper like this one.

  • who the fuck shoots at the start of the game???

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ool

  • I SCORED 2.15 seconds on fifa 11

    do the same trick :o

  • this goal is 6 sec , but alhilal saudi club have the fastet goal ever 3 sec

    /watch?v=HQ1Sh3W553U&feature=r­elated

  • i think the goal keeper blinked :)

  • isisis LOL the keeper  must kill himself xaxaxa

  • fuck

  • u cant do that in football...

  • @kinglynx You can and its been done as long as kick off happens.

  • accurate shot from far + gay keeper =goal

  • Ukraine second lig.......sevastopol

    

  • i did that when i was 9....

  • Is it possible for 3 players to be in the center circle? I was almost sure that there can be only 2 players...

  • @Mozej maybe its their formation

  • wtf !!!!! die keeper is sleeeeecht

    echt een echte noob die keeper dat had ik zelf kunnen pakken

  • @Fdsghz234 Heel HEEL slecht.

  • This isn't the fastest goal ever, the fastest goal ever was made at Cowes Sports Football Club, by a guy names Buzz, who sadly passed. It is in the world record books , it was exactly the same as this but went in slightly faster i guess :P

  • vkL giai? jz` va^y. thang nay` chac la d0 nghjen. game fifa qua" muc" da nhu tr0ng game :)) vkl

  • fake fake fake liverpool scored the fastest goal in history

  • @zaril21 scouse scum

  • cool

  • the goaly keeper sucks dick n ass

  • Nice!

  • one of the people that dislike is the keeper

  • Are there faster goals which are not in history?

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  • @UnixDaniel11 i think i love u! americans calling footie, soccer r NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBZZZ

  • @UnixDaniel11 lol he's right

  • @UnixDaniel11 No, you can shoot without pass. The rule is that ball must go forward and nobody have to touch it before. It is why the freferee asks keepers if they are ready. :)

  • @mackichTE

    ha, i never knew why refs did that, but now i know!

  • @mackichTE

    he touch

  • @mackichTE

    and I have to add one more thing. The match-time didn't start so he scores at 0:00 :)

  • @UnixDaniel11 fag

  • @UnixDaniel11 also you're wrong

  • @A7OldRscplayer

    no he's not you fucking idiot.

  • @UnixDaniel11 not American soccer. But good try buddy!

  • @UnixDaniel11 umm definately not American Soccer. get your facts straight dipshit

  • @UnixDaniel11

    no... why do you think they ask if goalies are ready before the kickoff?

  • fastest goal my ass its 5 seconds theres been faster goals

  • Sinds when is it allowed to have a 3e player in the middle cirkel when they kick off the game?

    ö

  • it happened in Ukraine. one year ago. in the the first ligue

  • @Snegurovich clearly they dont play alot of football as they look like they are in the most dilapadated part of the world (fail spelling i know)

  • gk sucks

  • 1-0 in 7 seconde.

    Wow

  • is that allowed?? i thought they had to like touch it off

  • @alphafour You only have to move the ball to the other side of the field. Usually, a player move the ball some inches forward, and then the other pass the ball back. So, it's legal.

  • look at the guy behind the goal LoL:ing

  • I tought its a FiFa game xDDDDD

  • 6 SECONDS

  • Fake, ur not allowed three players at kick off

  • @l4dlover92 yeah you are.. you clearly don't know anything

  • @blackthorns92 ur saying i know ABSOLOUTLY NOTHING just because we disagree over something? evidently YOU sir are a dumbass

  • @blackthorns92 "such conviction" all i said was fake its not like i said that someone didnt know anything just because they made a mistake i mean if i did that that would make me a complete and utter cunt

  • @l4dlover92 either way.. i don't think it's fake.. how can you fake such a clean strike, the reason you think it's fake is because there were 3 players in the center circle.. which is allowed.. so, if you think it's fake, fair enough.. but don't go "this is fake".. when it's an oppinion.

  • @l4dlover92 yes u can , cuz the third player didnt touch the ball, idiot...

  • @jbsjaime quiet lil bitch this is being dealt with

  • Major League Soccer right? No other football league of any importance would have a goalkeeper quite as shocking xD

  • Fake

  • Very nice!

    Does anybody know where this took place?

  • @xaleobi

    On a soccer field.

    BWAHAHAhaHAAAAaaaAA!

  • paides den paizei giati iparxei trito atomo sto kentro dipla apo tous dio pou kanoun sentra!!

  • 4 seconds my old club's first team scored in 3? so...

  • @BEDROCKER77 oh ya bullshit someone always has to come with a "i did it better" comment.

  • @BEDROCKER77 ur just a bullshitter aint you

  • lol owned

  • What about: World's biggest win?  Australia 31-0 American Samoa

  • .man the meanest goal

  • Actully 2 seconds is quicker

  • mistake by the goalkeeper. went to far out but i didn't knew that this is allowed

  • huahua

  • its not an official FIFA mach so... is not officially the fasted goal in history...

  • @tommyjones1978 Your right, these goals can happen everytime on these small matches but it's unusual in a FIFA match.

  • @tommyjones1978 It's not all about FIFA you tard... if I built a car that was the fastest car in the world, would it not officially be the fastest car in the world just because its not made by a well known company? No.

  • @NaeJoy a moron example!! omg get some culture... all in your life regards cars?? its the only thing you can store in your dumb head? if so, I make an example just for you: if you are racing on a non officially FIA approved race and you do the best lap time, your lap time WILL NEVER BE THE FASTEST OFFICIALLY LAP TIME IN HISTORY!! GOT IT??? or you will need a picture to understand that? lool really you are so dumb!

  • @tommyjones1978 According to your grammar and generally just the way that you talk/type, you have no right to call me dumb or whatever. I used cars as an example and you think thats all I can "store in my dumb head" ?

    You know nothing about anything so piss off.

  • @NaeJoy No args you insult people!! nice... everybody here knowns that you are dumb so... btw sorry mi English is not good i know but I speak many other languages that you dont even known that they exist so... keep with your dumb head, and your cars and stfu please... never more try to arg with people with more brain then you... sorry.... btw something to be officially must be approved by an organization: EXAMPLE: FIFA for Football/Soccer FIA for Cars/Races LEARN PLEASE BEFORE POST CHIT!! CYA!

  • @tommyjones1978 I'm laughing... SO MUCH right now.

  • fake

  • marc burrows

    this guy scored the fastest goal.. too bad he died last year RIP

  • does de ball not have 2 b tipped off before it can b shot nd ders no way dey can dissalow a goal on d account of d player bien in d other half because if it had bin a normal tip nutin wud b said

  • wow, learn how to spell please.

  • that was awesome its should of been allowe and was!!!!!!

  • Had the referee disallowed the goal, which he clearly should have done, how would the game have been restarted? With a retaken kick-off?

  • It sholdnt of been disallowed... Go back and learn the rules... The ball has to go forward before it goes back... If you want to shoot you areallowed

  • That was a bit rude as well as incorrect. the "Laws" of the game, as they are called, state that all the players must be in their own half when the ball is kicked. I didn't think it was necessary to point out why the goal should have been disallowed. It seemed obvious.

  • right.. well you obviously have no life. and i have no clue what youre on about. xD my brother was on my youtube account  , personally i dont care about football:D

  • @DosyOsier it's a legal goal. the laws of the game state the ball has to go forwards before it gets passed back and that the same player cant touch it from the kick off until another player has.. theres nothing in the rules to say you cant shoot.

  • FAIL

  • Shockin Keeper !

  • bad goalkeeper

  • It' Ukrainian 2th division(team Krymteplytsia)

  • keeper sucks ass

  • KEEPERS A LESBION LIKE HIS MAM THE GOALIES A WOMEN THAT WHY SHE A LESBOT

  • why is almost everyone forgetting to take a shit on the keeper? the guy was not out of position or sprinting back... if I were the coach I would have benched him right there hahahaha

  • So many people posting here don't realise that you can shoot straight from the centre spot. The law was changed a few years back. Don't need to touch to a teammate any more. Perfectly good goal.

  • I did this in a high school game in 1995 clean, I honestly dont know of any soccer team that hasnt tried the keeper when he playes out off the start. Ill post the footage, its not that amazing, its a 50 yard chip..

  • it only counted cuz the goalkepper touched it

  • doesn't count for any sort of record because the kickoff hadn't taken place as yet. But, at least we know he can kick straight.

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  • wat the... after the kick off the ball must touch another player off the kicking off team before anything else. Id didnt look like the guy standing next to the kicker nicked it, so this shouldnt of counted

  • the goalkeeper must have touched it or soemthing

  • @theabyscalls No it doesnt, you can score straight from the kick off! once the ball has been touched it is in play and if it goes in its a goal!

  • Surely this was a foul kickoff? They have a guy standing in the opponents half before he's even kicked it.

  • Technically you are right. All players must be in their own half of the pitch at the start. So yes on this technicality the goal should not stand. But you can shoot right from the centre spot which people posting here don't realise.

  • ok lets say it was a foul kickoff how is that the quickest goal then like they had to foul him get the ball and kick it

  • @McSuperfly101 You'll not find many games where one player isnt in the other half, normally just, but 9 times out of 10 it will happen!!

  • 3 fuking seconds :|

  • this is first league of Ukraine

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  • no, i remember you very good , you ware the goalkeeper

  • I didnt "ware" the goalkeeper, I just surprised him :)

  • @2LethalDoze your English is very well.

  • nice one

  • that seems like fun football 8 league???!!!!

  • where and when was this game

  • Thats awsome.

  • hahahahahaha...stupid goalkeeper....

  • That is WAY COOL!

  • haha! :D that's freaking awesome! =)

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