chuck norris vs. fainting goats(improved)

[BrockSamsonUSA09]

I've seen this a dozen times, and I still laugh.

[AndyRulzzzz]

amazing. not. just ordinary thing for chuck

[skogsgud]

yeah.brilliant.

[evadful]

My friend tried this with a Chuck Norris action figure. The goats saw the toy and passed out, then milked butter afterwards.

[GreenElixir]

CHUCK FTW!

[treadsuit]

0:04 'holy shit it's chuck norris'

[MissCedarbridge1]

fuck all you mother fucker and leave chuck norris alone and you all can go suck on a 24 foot wet hard cock

[oreganorx7]

"did this for a course at university."

wow u must have failed miserably

[TheMrNamefag]

"did this for a course at university."

Wow, sounds prestigious.

[umaxen01]

Chuck could kick your butt with a single moustache hair...

[atomichead777]

the goats were halfway around the world, thats why it was daylight

chuck norris just did a kick in midair, which sent a shockwave half around the world, and knocked the goats clean

if he was ever closer, the goats would disentegrate

[WildBillHickums]

@atomichead777 and not only that, his kick was so powerful that it traveled from 80's to the 90's. The kick shockwave layed dormant until 2010 when first it was haiti and chile earthquakes, then Japanese tsunami, and finally southern US tornado strike. A Norris kick brings death.

[JeTuThem]

@WildBillHickums dont forget the tornado that just happened in the states

[WildBillHickums]

@JeTuThem yeah i had that one on check

[BEMARist]

@atomichead777 NICE ONE MR NERD

[italianknight78]

After studying this video at length and running some physics calculations, the goats that actually got kicked were vaporized instantly. Newtons 4th law of physics clearly states nothing can survive a Chuck Norris round house.

[NinjaJ10]

how is it even possible to dislike this video?

[ryleysnoopdog]

thats funny

[TheGuyWithGlassesOn]

Strike???

[BrockSamsonUSA09]

Goat Damn that was lulz.

[Exactus777]

Those were Soviet goats

[Exactus777]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is called Nuck Chorris

[BrockSamsonUSA09]

@Exactus777 Lol, if Norris reads this, we're gonna be those goats...

[MegaZsolti]

chuck norris 4ever :P

[bigmac4029]

ROFLMAO

[glg0]

ROFLMAO

[XFerginatorX]

XD chuck norris's kick is so strong the sound waves knocked them down.

[Kevinspartan419117]

LMFAO

[OqEh123]

50 people were kicked by chuck norris

[joeyproductions36]

he did not even have to touch them for them to fall...

[crustynuts]

chuck norris once clubbed a seal to death..... not impressed? it was a navy seal. and he used a 7 of clubs

[JackHighlander]

this is fake. i can tell because that 1 goat got away & another got up right after it fell.

[ssjin4vegeta]

lmfao!!!! this vid just put me in the mood to eat a goat! goat burger with a side order of Kick.

[Eifersucht19]

Hahahahahahaahha it's sooo funny. :-D

[InhumaneClient]

49 people have been killed by chuck norris for hitting the dislike button...another 3000 were killed before they were able to even press the button. *Like*

[NotAnotherHater]

hahahaha

[dqksep28jr]

lol



[Hydrovah]

Did Chuck Norris just turned midnight to daylight with one kick ?

[OqEh123]

@Hydrovah no wonder :D he must be the father of the mother of the god :D

[OngallaWolf]

@Hydrovah He can do that ya know..

[MrStiggytube]

WTF!! 1 Kick! Most o' them down.. except the brown goat( that saw it all coming).. Perhaps its " the last goat standing some where else" !!!

[MrErock72]

@MrStiggytube no he just used his goat friends as a shield

[yostoyou]

i heard chuck norris got the goats extinct that day.

[shatannabenson]

49 goats got kicked

[lolahavasuaz]

ha ha good one ...

[Rogerio34567]

*comment removed by Chuck Norris*

[GamzaTheEternal]

Thats what you call AOE farming! LOL

[EtownMurderJunkie]

@GamzaTheEternal lol nice

[dherring256]

RIP to the 46 people that disliked this Chuck Norris clip....

[888carlos1]

god meanie lol :P



[bilau81]

Doar mama lu' Chuck Norris il poate bate pe Chuck Norris

:))

[PrincessMizzMeg]

@ ozzythegy13

no they are no stfu, troll harder next time fag.

[OzzyTheGuy13]

This was gay and chuck norris jokes are getting old and most of em are just stupid

[SuperJackburton1]

1. Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.

2. Chuck Norris can devide by zero.

3. Chuck Norris drinks a glass of LSD every morning before using his total gym.

4. Jesus wears a What Would Chuck Do braclet.

5. FDR's actual speech said "all we have to fear....is Chuck Norris itself"

[TheGarcia350]

6. Chuck Norris kicks anyones ass for thinking they will get thumbs up even without posting it.

[pianissisimo]

44 fainting goats watched this video

[r0ckoman]

chuck norris went easy on those goats

[IRONMIKEHHH]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[mrsnoo86]

OWNING

[Electrobolt56]

There is an explosive pulse from his kick! Like a nuke

[Blad3sofWaR]

Damn 1 little kick from chuck = 5 goats down.... wonder what damage a roundhouse kick would do 0_o

[tact5432]

HOLY CRAP HE CAN KICK THEM AND DO DAMAGE TO THEM WITHOUT EVEN TOUCHING THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gizwantbutter]

Chuck Norris wears titanium underwear because his cock will rip a hole in pants

[mastaofsillyness]

@gizwantbutter mere titanium cannot withstand chucks cock! 

[TheGarcia350]

@mastaofsillyness dude wtf?! O_o

[SirenaSolBevilacqua]

I like the part when he kicks the goats.

[FerchoMusiic]

i dont know why, but this is funny! XD

[MizzakMajik]

chuck norris got his sperm on a truck and it gave birth to optimus prime

[QuiverWS6]

This video is so stupid that its funny. I like it. The Chuck Norris legend continues

[Gizziiusa]

chuck norris eats bullets for breakfast.

[brrrrvd]

that was so shit not funny either retards

[gazzxr]

could not stop laughing

[alderaforall]

DAMN... chuck norris is one bad man

[cleanurpants]

LOL! XD

[MoonChildKurookani]

XD hahahaha

[romanaveratrelundar]

WOW - HE'S THE MAN! I have some pesky kittens that need toilet training so I know who to ask to kick the crap out of them. And a goldfish that blows bubbles at me (damm those bubbles) Thanks Chuc, you're the best!!

[ashurathesadxhacker]

Chuck Norris once round house kick his TV so hard he went in and blew the hole network up!

[hypercatjohn]

haha

[ipodplaya]

that was hot

[sicknastyshit101]

daaaaammmmnnnn n alll these people have the stupidest chuck norris jokes in the world. they are definatly retarded

[Taylo10]

bruce lee beats chuck norris.

[UltraEpicLoser]

@Taylo10 But Bruce Lee dies years later from the pain of the staged fight

[Taylo10]

@UltraEpicLoser he died of allergies you morron.

[UltraEpicLoser]

@Taylo10 Yes, allergies...or  that is what they want you to believe.

[BluRay8o4]

@UltraEpicLoser No, bruce lee got shot.

[cranefly08]

chuck norris counted to infinite twice

[barcaryou]

@cranefly08 noo chuck norris counted to infinity2 three times

[ww2footage]

multiheadshot

[Zanmatt2g]

Chuck Norris doesn't kill 2 birds with one stone. He kills every bird with 2 stones.

[jamesbg314]

@Zanmatt2g nope he kills 2 stones with one bird

[pekoe67]

(comment removed by Chuck Norris)

[brankaft]

@pekoe67 :O

[Upritebass]

@pekoe67 Comment removed by Chuck Norris! ROFL!

[MegaAzazel666]

@pekoe67  lol

[clickclocks]

@pekoe67 Haha. ou failed to do the joke properly. There aren't any brackets when comments are removed.

[pekoe67]

@clickclocks

Chuck Norris doesn't need brackets

[clickclocks]

@pekoe67 So why did you put them, stupid?

[VUPdingCLICK]

CHUCK NORRIS is so hard that even his shadow can break bricks with its ball-sack......

[getchatissuesready]

that was the best group of goats ive seen yet

[DeterminedGoat]

@getchatissuesready same here

[Megera888]

Chuck Norris doesn't die. He just goes up to heaven to kick God's ass.

[twieneke76]

SWEET!

[aStupidTroll]

MULTIKILL

[voyagerdrummer]

if you have $5 and Chuck has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

[nakedchickens]

Not only did Chuck kick so stupidly hard that it made the goats faint. It also spun the earth back into daytime.

[TheSavannahNorris]

Wow.... Lol

[southernraven1969]

@RoyalRamirez..That's right...CHUCK RULES!!!

[southernraven1969]

Is there anything Chuck can't do??

[RoyalRamirez]

@southernraven1969 he can't fail, its impossible since the day he does the universe will cease to exsist.

[Graven79792222227979]

That is fucking hilarious!!!

[123456qwertyuiop915]

nice

[tamikoakuma123]

chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

[makervj]

Nice!!!!!!!

[RemedyIn]

dumb?

[rtothepandj]

chuck norris can unscramble an egg

[incubuskid09]

@rtothepandj

Furthermore, Chuck Norris can kick entropy's ass.

[xweert111]

Ha! At night, the buggy man checks his closet for Chuck Norris

[timetokillu]

first the bears now this

[dhs7c4]

when chuck norris has sex with a man, its not because he's gay, its because he's already had sex with every other woman in the world

chuck norris built the cabin he was born in with his bare hands

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

[MRjesse007]

haha lmao! I guess chuck norris decided they needed their ass kicked, they were BAAAADD!

[Misplacedfarmboy]

Ha ha ha!

[aley2watt]

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

[EvanTurkFilms]

FATALITY!!

[amy1827]

Those goats got a whiff of Chuck Norris' balls

[101stanger]

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

[UberRice]

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight? The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

[UberRice]

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris peed into the Atlantic Ocean.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

[xxxxxSheogorathxxxxx]

Lul'z... Epic!

[koolguy728]

Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mr. Miyagi from karate kid.

It was rumored that Chuck Norris was once defeated by a pirate. This turned out to have been made up by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with sand paper

[koolguy728]

Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris' first job was a paper boy. There was no survivors.

There is no theory of evolution. Simply a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

[UberRice]

Chuck Norris doesn't play hide and seek. Hide and seek plays Chuck Norris!

[cotybarker]

Chuck Norris actually died a few years ago but the Grim Reaper is too terrified to tell him.

[TheHunterNM]

hahah these chuck norris jokes r fucking hilarious guys!

[0Rober19]

i know im fucking cracking out !! XD

[Zacofonix]

@TheHunterNM

Chuck norris can make that comment NOT sound gay.

[donnie249]

chucks tears can cure cancer...to bad he never cries

[Supermonkey22]

True story. Beore filming this scene l witnessed Chuck walk into a Burger King..order a BIG MAC, and get it.

[DragonwindM]

@Supermonkey22 huh? i know what you're saying but it looks like a redneck typed it

[Supermonkey22]

@DragonwindM Really? Then you truly are an idiot. So I guess l should congratulate you on being able to piece together a few words here and there. I forgot the "F" in "Before"...my bad. I know..shocking. First type-o EVER. I hope whomever ends up reading THIS post to you slows down and explains the contents to you in a language and at a pace even YOU can understand.

[DragonwindM]

@Supermonkey22 Hahahahahahahaha you definetely made fun of me now! Oh how will I possibly recover from this majorly tragic event in my life that happened on youtube.

[shengchenfan]

There was once Chuck Norris toilet paper,But there was a problem,It wouldn't take shit from nobody.

[raze714]

On D -Day hitler commited suicide cuz he heard the United states were sending chuck Norris in to finish the job

[r00k10]

That would hav been funny if Hitler had actually killed himself on D-day.

[cristib12007]

:)))))))))))))

[iwantcoolname]

Re: "improved the goat part with some extreme frame by frame shooping" - you need to learn aftereffects

[TMundo]

chuck norris doesn't need after effects, chuck norris does all his own special effects the first time around.

[websterskate]

Chuck Norris has no ctrl key on his keyboard,He controls everything!

[RED2mac]

Chuck Norris boils coffee with his own rage.

[pedinhuh16]

If Chuck Norris were homosexual, he would be a lesbian

[MikkelAagaard]

so you are saying chuck is a girl?

believe it

[corryallday4673]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

[synysterlud]

lmfaooo that is hilarious

[Hunkyfish20]

you might entertain us here, but this would've been a fail in university

[BuffManTheThird]

That's freaking awesome!

[VampMelody]

lol niceeee

[wheatthins101]

@ justinruleseverythin: wins every argument

[BboyH3AT]

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on January 25th which wasn't Jesus's real birthday. Jesus was too scared to fix the mixtake Chuck Norris made so Jesus's birthday was officially set to January 25.

[killertellitubby]

c ch chu chuc chuck chuck n chuck no chuck nor chuck norr chuck norri chuck norris chuck norris forever!

[Zerobadniks]

Well that was funny.

[dcmtnlab77]

wasted life? yeah right you just saw chuck norris do a single flying-kick that downed 6 fainting goats. definitely not wasting your life haha. if it was bruce lee on the other hand, he would have broke chuck norris's neck then drop kick 20 goats

[GoldenHeartBR]

talkin about bruce lee in a chuck norris video, you rly are either trying to get attention or start a discussion.

[0Rober19]

true

[BananoPower2]

Chuck Norris has no Bones. Chuck Norris has Chuck Norris.

[therealSamHatch]

@dcmtnlab77 lol yea hel come out of his grave XD dumbass chuck norris kicks ass

[xoChrisiskingox]

What ya talking about! It was Chuck Norris that killed Bruce Lee. He'd had enough of the false rumours of Bruce breaking his leg so he ended the rumours by ending his life!

[justinruleseverythin]

2 camels in a tiny fucking car!!! D:<

[angelofdarkness13]

@furiousMING69 lol you clicked on it. Your fault :D

[xyfer2]

@furiousMING69

Chuck norris will now roundhouse kick YOU because of your comment

[Alex20123112]

lmao

[NSLM]

Before science was invented it was widely believed that Autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

[jubbins631986]

when the terminator said "ill be back" he went to get chuck norris

[KennYA51]

Chuck norris can generate an ultra sound with his beard, that kills everyone within 1000 miles.

[salv95]

chuck norris doesnt read he just stares the book down untill the book gives him the information he needs

[yadidaholla]

I'm a nerd, so that's one of the most epic ones I've ever seen.

[KennYA51]

chuck norris can stop a train using his finger nail

[noobaday]

chuck norris is so fast, he can dodge light.