that's quite funny, but why not just find a hooker with a sexually transmitted disease, pay her to fuck the gardener so he gets the disease straight off, without going through the enitre family circle?
@wsiklogfh I think the point of the joke is that he's going to go unwittingly go through the trouble of getting all these innocent people fucked up with STDs (including himself) just so he can get back at a bloke who hurt his frog. Also it implies the chain of events that are happening that will get to that point which is funny too.
Of course I'm a dumb ass for explaining such a funny joke and I hope that God (Lemmy) doesn't shoot me to hell like I deserve.
little kid on the corner in soho, 4o'clock in the morning. cop comes out and says - hello sonny, what're you doing? - im looking for a whore -how old are you? - 9 -what you need a whore for? -i wanna get a disease -what kind of fucken disease? -a sexually retransmitted one, oficer -what you wanna get a fucken disease for?
-if i get it, im gonna fuck a baby sitter, then she gets it and she fucks my dad and he gets it and he fucks my mom and she gets it and she fucks a gardener and that's the cunt I'm after, because he squashed my frog :)
can someone translate this to me, I didnt really get it (yeah stupid german -.-)
SvenJunior 13 hours ago
Lmao! Mad as a hatter!
aiwass95 2 weeks ago
that was a terrible joke... but its fuckin hilarious hahaha!
MegaRattlehead666 2 months ago
Lemmy is God!!
sugelanren 2 months ago
that was great lemmy holy smokes mate!!! he crushed me frog the gardener. hahahhahahah
GRILLBUOY101 2 months ago
There's nothing like chuckling a good chuckle, out loud, to yrself, on yr own, in front of youtube.
That's when you know something is truly funny. And this made me.
niminiminimnim 3 months ago
that's fuckin' brilliant!
sokinky6 3 months ago
Haha freakin funny ><
Travelingrocknroller 3 months ago
kann mir den joke wer auf deutsch übersetzen? :(
TotalViolatorMopfi 4 months ago
What did he say after the gardener?
PersonOfBook 5 months ago
@PersonOfBook and thats the cunt I'm after cos he squished me frog
LordDoddsy 5 months ago 19
LMMFAO!!! I gotta tell that joke to my buddies!!! Lemmy is a legend!!!
TheHabsfan1993 5 months ago 9
@TheHabsfan1993 That he is my good man, that he is.
LordDoddsy 5 months ago 5
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MrFuneralDog 5 months ago
"I'm 9!"
PanterA1984 5 months ago
who dares not laughing at his joke?
vitorvs 6 months ago 3
that's quite funny, but why not just find a hooker with a sexually transmitted disease, pay her to fuck the gardener so he gets the disease straight off, without going through the enitre family circle?
wsiklogfh 6 months ago
@wsiklogfh Daaah, because the circle described obviously had already happened and considered as best solution and proper way to do it ;)
Panagis1980 5 months ago
@wsiklogfh cause that way it wouldn't be funny.
lepetitdiscordance 5 months ago 2
@wsiklogfh I think the point of the joke is that he's going to go unwittingly go through the trouble of getting all these innocent people fucked up with STDs (including himself) just so he can get back at a bloke who hurt his frog. Also it implies the chain of events that are happening that will get to that point which is funny too.
Of course I'm a dumb ass for explaining such a funny joke and I hope that God (Lemmy) doesn't shoot me to hell like I deserve.
PirateEyepatch 4 months ago 4
@PirateEyepatch ahmmm....ok?
wsiklogfh 4 months ago
he's just a prince man a true rock and roll prince....
onlyjoetee 6 months ago
hahahaha...what the fuck. That's good stuff.
eerawb 6 months ago
the badest motherfucker in the world!!!!!!!!!
mikeOfasolakis 6 months ago
the badest motherfucker in the world!!!!!!!!!
mikeOfasolakis 6 months ago
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little kid on the corner in soho, 4o'clock in the morning. cop comes out and says - hello sonny, what're you doing? - im looking for a whore -how old are you? - 9 -what you need a whore for? -i wanna get a disease -what kind of fucken disease? -a sexually retransmitted one, oficer -what you wanna get a fucken disease for?
mateuszbanas 6 months ago 3
-if i get it, im gonna fuck a baby sitter, then she gets it and she fucks my dad and he gets it and he fucks my mom and she gets it and she fucks a gardener and that's the cunt I'm after, because he squashed my frog :)
mateuszbanas 6 months ago 3
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mateuszbanas 6 months ago
can somebody translate it in german?he got such a motherfucking alcoholican voice so i cant understand him :D
hardcore66669 6 months ago
... and she fucks the gardener and that's the cunt I'm after, because he squashed my frog.
RobinALikerstor 7 months ago
damn what is he saying at the end xD
boltorgagae 7 months ago 13
jeez, Lemmy's damn badass!!!
Alkinoos7 10 months ago
This is a fucking funny joke!! :D
All Hail Lemmy!!
Panzergrim 1 year ago 24