ROFL LMFAO I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING OHMUHGAWD I'M AMERICAN AND THIS JOKE WAS HILARIOUS ROFLLLLLL OMG LOL I'M LOSING MY BREATH HAHAHAHA OMG BRB I NEED ANOTHER HOTDOG AND HAMBURGER LET ME WATCH THIS AGAIN LOL TIME TO GET ON MY SCOOTER BECAUSE I CAN'T WALK TO THE KITCHEN OMGGGG LOLLLL OKAY BRB . K I'M BACK LOL I JUST WATCHED IT AGAIN LOLLLL IT WAS EVEN BUTTER THAN BEFORE OMG DID I JUST SAY BUTTER? LMAOOO!!! I MEANT BETTER!!! HAHAHAHAaa1111111 OMGGGG. This was lame.
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it's funny because dogs can't talk like that.
sturmraist50 1 year ago
I thought it was going to be real...
kaykmarie123 1 year ago
Was that the baby or the dog talking?
MartinGist 2 years ago
@MartinGist the dog
hoyahenrys 2 years ago
Hahahahahaha wtfff???
sheshosha 2 years ago
very funny -.-
golddigger0325 2 years ago
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wasnt funny at all....
LineRiderPro333 2 years ago
the only think that made it funny is that baby was like fuck this....
irvrod 2 years ago
jimmy isn't always funny but I don't mind.
JeffSayYes 2 years ago 4
as soon as your parents turn around
buhahahahaha xD
mogebycproblemem 2 years ago 4
I'm going to eat you. Hahahah jimmy too funny.
cracktober 2 years ago
come on, that was funny.
I almost laughed
alanot 2 years ago
that was fucking retarded excuse my albino language
Acecombatgamer 2 years ago
Its so stupid it is almost funny.
New writer for the show?
PukuTheBear 2 years ago 2
but the dog never barked... jimmy says it barks...
raquijada 2 years ago 3
ahah hes like OH SHIT
SabbyDanja19 2 years ago
lmao
falconidude 2 years ago
que?
Kavirako 2 years ago
ROFL LMFAO I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING OHMUHGAWD I'M AMERICAN AND THIS JOKE WAS HILARIOUS ROFLLLLLL OMG LOL I'M LOSING MY BREATH HAHAHAHA OMG BRB I NEED ANOTHER HOTDOG AND HAMBURGER LET ME WATCH THIS AGAIN LOL TIME TO GET ON MY SCOOTER BECAUSE I CAN'T WALK TO THE KITCHEN OMGGGG LOLLLL OKAY BRB . K I'M BACK LOL I JUST WATCHED IT AGAIN LOLLLL IT WAS EVEN BUTTER THAN BEFORE OMG DID I JUST SAY BUTTER? LMAOOO!!! I MEANT BETTER!!! HAHAHAHAaa1111111 OMGGGG. This was lame.
viksra 2 years ago 7
Haha! Wow...
Beeleebee329 2 years ago
hey you just acted like an american! good job!
irvrod 2 years ago
god american humor like this is poor..
mcrbillytalent 2 years ago
at the end, you can tell jimmy kimmel is like," fuuuck they're not laughing... on to the next joke!"
koreadude 2 years ago 24
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did he died?
DualShooter 2 years ago
its funny how jimmy kimmel's audience doesn't laugh at his jokes
heyyoheyyo1212 2 years ago 16
rofl
SupahSpeck 2 years ago
ummm... hahahaha...no.
PuccaPuccaDanceParty 2 years ago
Funny.
criscros7 2 years ago
not funny
ledari 2 years ago 3
that was weak
chillaxin602 2 years ago 4
eat mine!
traction517 2 years ago
*Dies laughing*
Jiyanamiki 2 years ago
not funny really
OchoaLester 2 years ago
that looked like someone was rooting through Conan's trash for that joke.
theblackbanana 2 years ago
not funny...
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abuser10 2 years ago
yeah he has lost his mojo.. Really hasn't been funny since the man show..
colin7474 2 years ago 2
....huh? wtf was that?
tylergenis 2 years ago
That was really stupid...they could have made that a lot better
cpper22008 2 years ago 7
I agree with Dragnsly. Meh
16syxteen16 2 years ago
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That was so random XD
BUNNY9GIRL 2 years ago
meh.
DragnSly 2 years ago 2
That was so funny I forgot to laugh.
I finally got to use that line. What the crap does it even mean? That line is so lame I forgot to think.
TreborLegreos 2 years ago 6
bahahahahaha, omgg I LOOOVE that no one laughed!!! lol! That video just made my life complete!!!
Buildmeupbuttercup02 2 years ago
oh wow...
not even the audience laughed
cesarxp2 2 years ago 5
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
iL0veDavidArchuleta 2 years ago
thanx for the lamest joke ..ever
nealadams70 2 years ago 3
Hahaha. That made me laugh. Five stars. :)
ThumbprintTheatrics 2 years ago
That was like the unfunniest think ive seen today....
Pimadude 2 years ago 3
lame
princeofpwnage22 2 years ago
somehow before watching the video, i knew it was going to be a clip of a dog wanting to eat the baby :P
Vykrel 2 years ago
dumb clip! sorry jimmy, you could do better than that!!!!
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coreyneilvancs 2 years ago
Np......
Jaquzze 2 years ago
testies!
cowchin1 2 years ago
??????????????????????
MorrisonIli 2 years ago
come ooon... woof = waaa... you can't miss it!
DjGalm 2 years ago
i want Monologues back!
slashsbestfan 2 years ago 7
me to!
bmthsebbe 2 years ago
lol
s00pan00b 2 years ago
that wasn't that funny
notfromaway12 2 years ago
It's funnier if you watch the vid while eating a baby
uberjim83 2 years ago 26
I see what you did there....
Chroncelot 2 years ago 2
you are a sick man
wilson1516 2 years ago
Naw, they're nutritious. I'm hardly ever sick because of this
uberjim83 2 years ago
Rofl. That made me laugh more than the vid did.
ColinDDC 2 years ago
that was stupid
Kgrand17 2 years ago 2
LOL!
brukins 2 years ago
lol
blackx34 2 years ago
How come they don't upload the Monologues anymore??!!!
BANGONEM 2 years ago 13
I'm Gonna Eat You!!!!!
INSULTR 2 years ago
is it me or does jimmy get all his stories from yahoos home page ha
metrokick911 2 years ago
And Yahoo got it from somewhere else. That somewhere else got it from somewhere else and is keeps going on until it gets to the original source.
04ray25number2 2 years ago 3
That is so cool.
(the news and the video.)
JanksterProductions 2 years ago
i am going to eat
CarleeTube 2 years ago
Newfoundlands don't eat babies! LOL.
Those are like the friendliest dogs ever!
joybuzzer 2 years ago 3
good stuff
threedaysdarkknight 2 years ago
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joybuzzer 2 years ago
I am going to eat you!! lol
AussieBoyX 2 years ago