Kobi Reddit AMA Intro

[Guinbug1]

@KobiEats your name should be KobiEatsDick_Oh_AndImJapanese

[derterror]

I think I know what he means: he just can't SAY that he is gay, because he is Japanese. But that doesn't mean that he would mind a good rimming by some extra hot dudes. I wouldn't.

[anakluhur]

.... Seriously? Who seriously make a video saying they aren't gay cuz some troll just called him gay homo fag? Fucking Japanese.

[FUBigPapi]

I choose to ignore this video and remember that monster that beat all those dudes in eating contests. Dude ate 17 pounds of cow brains! Tell me you're more of a man that that!

[KuddlyKatie]

What did you get the Guinness World Record certificate for if you don't mind me asking?

[KobiEats]

@KuddlyKatie That one is for hot dogs. I also have three for meatballs, hamburgers, & spaghetti.

[KuddlyKatie]

@KobiEats You are the fastest eating them or you can eat the most or something else?

[phi7xD]

SHUT UP ASIAN FUCK GO EAT DOGS AND CATS! 

[lironle6]

rofl?

[schweinsteiger7694]

" I'm Not Gay, I'm Japenis ".

[scottt923]

Engrish? I believe it's pronounced English.

[IrishAfricanDude]

I made a response video..... can anyone tell me what is he saying please. Thanks

/watch?v=bZXnmt3w5Xg

[shikamaru526]

this is guy has so much swag!!

[paramedion]

this makes me wet

[vikikis]

speaks like a faggot.

[IrishAfricanDude]

@vikikis /watch?v=bZXnmt3w5Xg

[ChrisLegend1000]

i guess that he read those magazines to practice his English

[SorryNoCommentHere]

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[KobiEats]

Thank you for all the comments. Even the negative ones. I had a lot of fun producing these and answering questions on Reddit. I hope to do more.

[IrishAfricanDude]

@KobiEats must say dude you got swagger, dont listen to negative comments. heres my response I made a response video.....

/watch?v=bZXnmt3w5Xg

[ayaknowledgegod]

@KobiEats you're awesome! ignore ppl's negative comments. we call those ppl haters. it's through their negativity that one becomes more self-confident and brilliant to behold. that's their purpose, so allow them to fulfill it. "if you have 14 people hating on you right now, you need to figure out how to get to 16 before the summer gets here" -katt williams

[KobiEats]

@ayaknowledgegod thank you! the kind words far offset the negativity!

[monstamunch90]

@KobiEats yeah! Those people hate because they have nothing better to do! It's a clear indication of self-misery! YOU ARE A LEGEND, MAN!!!!!

[tattleboad]

@ayaknowledgegod ah katt williams, truly, one whom you should listen to. jk dat nigga is dumb as shit

[powerpooch]

man i would love to be ur translator

[beautifool81]

he's hot ^^

[ok2431]

I dont understand what u r saying..

[beep10000]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[instantnoodler1]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[tluisaaron]

"I'm not gay, I'm Japanese"

[IrishAfricanDude]

@tluisaaron /watch?v=bZXnmt3w5Xg

[ayaknowledgegod]

@tluisaaron i laughed sooooooo hard when he said that.

[edohofu]

haha, so many men on the mantle

[Skydreader]

there is definitely a Seinfeld reference..

[ttagit]

A lisp and a Japanese accent, wtf is he saying?

[TheAllboutwin]

THAT'S why he is so good at eating hot-dogs!

[TheMrForplay]

Chuck Norris approves this video

[darnchinese]

anata no ichiban nomimono desuka

[Squatchopithecus]

Kobi (on Reddit): "Thank you. I may not be gay, but I believe in supporting all people and all communities."

As with his mantle, he probably had interviews and/or was featured in those magazines.

[KobiEats]

@Squatchopithecus That is correct. Those magazines are ones I was featured in. As well as The Guinness Book of World Records and a copy of the Constitution of the United States that I bought when visiting Philadelphia. I am glad someone picked up on that!

[B23ND4N]

Kobi, what's the deal with you mantle?

[smokersix]

There is approximately 0% chance that you don't like the cock.

[TheMrForplay]

I'm not gay, I'm Japanese. Then I took an arrow to the knees.

[niorapth]

@soundman420 Wow, I care sooo much

[ninetails593]

@soundman420 I really hope you're a troll. Mainly because you're an embarrassment to your own cause.

[soundman420]

@ninetails593 Atleast I have a cause, now stop thinking and go back to watching mindless youtube videos and have yourself a nice day ;)

[ninetails593]

@soundman420 You're telling me to stop thinking? You've assembled a mindless opinion and are now preaching it in all caps on an unrelated video. You aren't a prophet, you're a fool.

[soundman420]

@ninetails593 A 13 year old that wrestles with stuffed animals called me a fool. HAH. Your opinion means nothing. Begone.

[ninetails593]

@soundman420 Watch out guys, this guy wants to compare e-penises.

[ZJODemonicInc]

@soundman420 Reported for spamming. P.S.- You're random blurt would have been more meaningful in 2008, also you're characterizing Mitt Romney as someone who will act against Republican ideals, support business, and then sell out the Constitution. Check your compass, you just did a 540.

[soundman420]

@ZJODemonicInc Oops, I upset a Romney supporter ;) He's a puppet, get over it.

[Prettyboy411]

Omg, I just discovered the Asian Pee-Wee Herman! Thumbs up if you agree! lol..

[reportmetoyoutub1000]

ggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

[frooglerman]

Seinfeld reference plz? "He's just the cable guy!"

[FUBigPapi]

No way is this the legendary eating machine Kobayashi!! That dude was built (steroids?) and he'd eat 10 pounds of cow brains and stare you down! Really, is this the guy? It would explain his ability to swallow 50 hot dogs like a champ. I had mucho respect for that guy. This whatever, not so much.

[YEOUBE]

omfg turn on transcribe audio and laugh ur ass offfffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[cuteface114]

@YEOUBE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL hard.

[B0STONBRIAN]

zippa head ;)

[beni1645]

gimmie my thumbs up nubz!!!1!!1

[weeger23]

not that there's anything wrong with being what? Japanese? you sure you're not gay

[23IceReaper]

XD



[itubeyoublah]

it's all pics of men on his mantle - 

[uprisingresistance]

@itubeyoublah We got an eagle eyed viewer here

[checo25]

:S

[trippingonlightsaber]

Thumbs up if you're viewer 302!!!

[uprisingresistance]

@trippingonlightsaber seriously dude, every single video there is a copy of you

[trippingonlightsaber]

@uprisingresistance Oh, that's yo girl?

[buklao559]

lol change your profile hella fast last time i saw he got hella sausages in his mouth

[sliverslivia]

HES CUTE NOT GAY IDOITS

[Creuzabeck123]

Kobi, you should've taken those magazines off the shelf. Also, thanks for the AMA!

[JayKay309]

@schweinsteiger7694 bahaahahah cracked up so hard

[TheDario27]

what happened to you! you use to be ripped and big! now your homosexual!!!????

[JustHsieh]

lol at the the transcribed audio

[jomann18]

redditはひどい、4チャンネルへ来てください

[datbeetus]

kobi zo dreamy

[lerasai]

Awww, he is the sweetest~

[yuffei7]

You dress gay and you sound gay.

[oricantonboi]

huh?

[s7rugg1es]

From someone who knew a Japanese guy with two kids, a wife, a healthy heterosexual sex life, and an obsession for Celine Dion to the point that he purchased a PS3 to watch her Las Vegas show on Bluray while never buying one PS3 game, I believe it.



[SylvianLight]

This has to be the saddest day for gays since Hard Gay said he wasn't gay.

[austinpatrick90]

i'm confused, is this a serious video? he sounds lik ken tanaka impersonating a japanese person. what's with the ed westwick picture on the mantle? not gay? ;)

[NephologicaI]

Honestly, my only question. Thanks for the AMA!

[JamesWorley]

Kobi, you have the making of a powerful YouTube channel. Yoiu need to first make your videos 3 minutes at the minimum!

[bpiercefb1]

What!? I thought 90% of the AMAs were fake done by some douchebag that wanted reddit gold, or points... however it works (I guess attention too). Sorry Reddit.

[oopopp]

Not gay, but he's known to have deep throated and swallowed 62 wieners in 12 mins flat! And all he needed was a cup of water for lube.

[oopopp]

NOT gay??? Thats a LIE!!! You can totally see those DSL's are begging for kack!!!

[axfndi62]

@oopopp dude, nobody uses DSL anymore....

[fsfegserghrh]

Is this the same Japanese guy who was in those hot dog eating contests. Damn what happened, Kobiyashi.

[thestuffguy100]

thumbs up if your the 302 viewer

[bleh19799791]

"I'm not gay." Has 4 pictures of dudes on mantle...

[dashida5527]

What does Japanese have to do with not being gay !. hhahahhahaha. so you are saying all Japanese is gayish. l m a o

[yurkler]

rofl i found this hilarious because up until that point i was thinking, "japanese accents are very distinct. they sound similar to the standard gay way of speech"

[BaconWhales]

What camera did you use to film this?

[gearofwar113]

I'm an asian...i think i'm in the wrong part of youtube again.............

[reptarbun]

does anyone else watch him just to watch him talk?

[griffjag2020]

Im japanese and korean am I Bi?

[alpaca9]

@griffjag2020 yep!

[gearofwar113]

@griffjag2020 are you some dreamy idiot?

[rizo511]

Ohhhhh if u say you're not gay i believe you (?)

[ashakham]

have you guys ever heard of metrosexual? he's adorable. at least some guys know how to take care of themselves...

[Deadmonkey743]

@ashakham Its not metrosexual if you dress like a faggot

[kubapl90]

@ashakham Dude. I taking care of oneself doesn't mean talking like a faggot. It's just disgusting. A man should act like a man.

[ShyToDaChiCity1]

it's ironic how he says he's not gay when there are all these pictures of male models and celebrities behind him.

[kubapl90]

ちょっと。。。女々しい話し方だよ。。気持ち悪いな～。。男のよ­うにはなしてよ。。

[glio54]

"I'm not gay, I'm Japanese"

Ooooooooh.

[phi7xD]

@glio54 Just because he has a gay voice, doesn't mean he's gay xD

That's how all Japanese talk when they speak English. ;D

[bfmsgv]

You people are so different and separated from the rest of the world. i see no connection as human beings between you and me. And that is how it is in the big city. You people are so separate from society it is hard to like you. hmmm. Am i wrong?

[axfndi62]

@bfmsgv hmmm, sex?

[MyFunnyBrianShow]

POPCORN

[nazyligger4]

le reddit how funny and randum XD

[itzapro]

ROFLMFAO im not gay IM WAPANESE

[itsrichardwarren]

Lol.

[EZDOEZITtv]

GO TO MY CHANNEL TELL ME WHATT INSTRUMENTAL AND TOPIC YU WANT COVERD AND A SONG WILL BE DONE WITHIN 24HOURS OR LESSSS!

EZ DUZZ ITTTT! DIG NATIONNNNN!

[ImWitStupit]

"I"m no gay, I'm Japanese"

ahahahha. Not all Japanese act or take like this. Does all the UFC Japanese fighters talk like this? NO! Okami doesn't talk or act like this; Gomi doesn't talk or act like this; Kid Yamamoto doesn't talk or act like this,,,etc.

[gillettecrackers]

@ImWitStupit It's a joke.

And then I read your name and realized that I was probably trolled.

[LastbutNotFirst]

if yall dont know who kobi is. he eats a shitton of food, really fast and beats just about everyone.

[ccccooonnndddooorrr]

I'm not gay. I'm Japanalsexinmybutt.

[blueswiftness]

haha woo go Kobi!!

[theptrk01]

omg, i am afraid that this will be a new meme, after arrow in the knee....

[Conundric]

Kobayashi win.

[kilmatology]

That's what my gay Japanese friend said once to me.

[Vivasaurus]

Haha your so cute xD



[JulianTruant]

ｗｗｗｗｗ　たけるさん面白いと思います。テレビであなたがいたFood Competitionを見たことを思い出します　私ははカナダ人で１０年間ぐらい日本語を勉強してます。”I'm­ not gay, I'm Japanese"　Lol　本当でしょう。私のストレート男日本人の友達も　英語で「Metro」と言ってる　ゲイらしいそんな人格持ってるみたい。そしてたけるさんの英語を­馬鹿にしてる人々気にしないでね、たぶん第二言語話さなくて　難しいことよくわからないねその人々。　Good Luck with future competitions！

[TheMrForplay]

Im not gay bitches. Im japanese Bitches

[Trolooooloo]

HE NEEDS A TRANSLATOR



[Trolooooloo]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY SAYING..FTP

[PacMonster146]

guy1: hey ur gay!!!!

guy2: IM NOT GAY, IM JAPANESE!!!!

[natalieeeeeeey]

On the front page of youtube, before I clicked on this video, I thought he was Jay Park v__v LOL

[GreenTeaAndHipHop]

Front page of YouTube!! People are going to be so confused..inb4 "I'm not gay, I'm japanese!" becomes a thing.

[xDustyRocker77x]

I really don't understand most of what you've said... P.S who is Kobi? TV star? or what

[LastbutNotFirst]

@xDustyRocker77x dude youtube him and watch one of his competitions

[pardelacenicienta201]

I wish I could speak english to be youtube front page... not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Sushi24Lover]

LOL, you're too awesome!

[Twilightmadwoman]

Crap Video Good Luck !!!!!! Yah Karate Chop into the head lol!!!!

[soparu]

you're lucky he speaks english; the culture in japan discourages much foreign language skills....well, not as much as say..korea.

[HyuugaIshida44]

@soparu What are you even talking about?

That's like... the complete opposite. Most schools in Korea teach three different languages, besides Korean: English, Chinese, and Japanese.

Hell, you can even see it by how much pop stars they have coming over to different nations.

[soparu]

@HyuugaIshida44 i said the JAPANESE are not into foreign languages...koreans ARE. sorry i didn't word it right.

[L33tMonk3ys]

@soparu I like how you pulled some "facts" out your ass down there.

[soparu]

@L33tMonk3ys it's quite fresh. want a taste?

[TheMrForplay]

HA ha this guy is awesome

[Immatureist]

i just love you ! :D



[DeePhlat]

I hope one day I'll have the courage to tell my parents I'm Japanese.

[allaboutmoi468]

@DeePhlat Hahahahahhahaha omg.

[ibraunit]

Dear Kobi,

Please add subtitles.

Thank you

[lucky88450]

lof



[JeffinBoxers]

Your a "Knockout"...very handsome...Come to Malibu - PLEEEASE...J/K.

The look is gr8 - I'm heading out to Macy's or Nordstrom's today with a picture of you trying to get that look you have (clothes wise)....Its a hot look.

Happy New Year Mr. Kobi !

[rudolfaudi80]

im in the WEIRD part of youtobe AGAIN...

[N1kalyn]

OMG THIS IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE. lolololol.

[Overmillion]

Damn Mongorians, gon' build up mah shitty waw!