BILL ENGVALL 15 DEGREES OFF COOL F16 SEGMENT 1 of 2

[FelidaeWarrior]

Warning: Choking Hazard... do not watch with food or beverage.

[JvmJpe0407]

8 people are scooter hating dorks!

[amberz2009]

"cuz ill be wiping myself" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[hardball1782]

Warning!!! Don't drink anything while you are watching it. You are going to snort it out and spoil your electronic device and yet be laughing. :)

[TVCoolGuy]

"Engvall...Engvall...doesn't he drive scooter??? ...nnnnnnnno."

[chrrycke04]

Umm not to sound like a snitch or anything (ha) but isnt there a segment before this?? o_0

[jrotcpunk6]

he only said 7 G's

[RedellaLGTYAG]

My ears touched!

[RedellaLGTYAG]

'I've got a bullet pointed up at my but and I'm going to throw up. Why didn't i do this earlier?'

[BayanGirl1]

Does that calm your stomach? Nope...tasts the same comen up as it did going down...XD

ahahahahahahahahahahhahahaaha

[TheProclan360]

loll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RedneckDeerhunter252]

So I should eat peanut butter before I drink?

[KingoFBeasters4041]

eat peanut butter guys

[TheProclan360]

roger

[TheProclan360]

i couldnt stop laughing

[Fummb1es]

this is for my buddy curtis whos training to be a pilot yes.... he had the eyebrow thing to

[HellsOwnMerc1]

'Oh thats right, I GOT THE FUNNY PILOT!!!'

[mattsterman2007]

shiny thiNNNGGG!!!!!!

[shivadeath23]

"oh lucky me i got the funny pilot"............

[apocalypticaluvr]

"well, you're screwed." lol

[copyeditor1252]

OMG I thought his 'Vicodin Land' & 'Colonoscopy' stories were hilarious but this! This is gonna put me in the hospital, I'm laughing so hard I think I just hocked up a lung!!!

[joshflitterfan]

Bill Engvall, you LUCKY bastard!

[joshflitterfan]

How cool would it be to have your own personal jet with your name on it?!

[vikkimoyer2011]

"MOMMA MOMMA!!!!!!!"

[MegaZero76]

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooweep!! IT WAS MY ASS!!!

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MegaZero76]

I dont know what nine g's is. To me, nine g's is some idiot standing on a sidewalk goin G, G, G, G, G, G. Funny as hell!

[MetalMonarchy]

what should i eat the day im gonna fly cause i dont wanna get sick. he goes "just eat peanut butter"

i go "does that calm your stomach?" he goes "nope. tastes the same goin up as it did comin down"

[FerretJohn]

8 people got the funny pilot

[Isebelle13]

10 facts abut u:

1. You are reading this comment

2.You are realizing thats stupid fact

4.you didn't notice I skipped three. 5 You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7.You are still reading my comment

9 You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.

11. You're enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to a video and tomorrow will be the best day ever

[krazykyuubilv2]

@Isebelle13 there are ten entries. you skipped 2 numbers so 12 would be the correct end number. oh, by the way, 6, 11, and 12 are false.

[MetalMonarchy]

@Isebelle13 you know whats funny? everything in that comment was true lol.

[Stussmeister]

Isn't it interesting to think that both Bill Engvall and his Blue Collar buddy Jeff Foxworthy are now hosting game shows? I mean, Jeff's the host of "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?" and Bill's hosting "Lingo." Another thing to think about is that when they're doing comedy, neither of them wears glasses; when they're hosting a game show, however, they both have a pair of glasses on.

[Hock3yplaya418]

my fav part is when they fly by the guy in the car:P if that was me i would have pooped myselfXD

[sviniard]

Oh lucky me...I got the funny pilot...ha ha ha!!!

[sodapop554]

I wana see the jet with his name on it!!!!! lol

[bijucheeks]

"we start rolling down the runway and the pilot goes hang on bill here come the after burners. i'm like whatever KOOOSSSSHHHHHH my ears touched! " LMAOROFL!!

[OutlawRebel117]

I would LOVE to get my hands on the little black box from his jet.

[TheFreeshooter]

lol thats only 8g...heres your sign

[ThatDamnBl0nde]

i drive a scooter...omg mii too!!!

[shadddey5]

"Engvall Engvall doesnt he drive a scooter........no..."

haha!

[snshnmauler5892]

love Bill. He`s a trip

[deathnotedisaster]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! Roger roger roger...

LOL. X3

[PDeNigris]

Hmmm

[georgescowgirl]

the peanut butter thing is true ^_^ LOL

[number1weskerfan]

are you serious?

[987654321doomsday]

yeah thats true

[EatFresh69]

Yup.

[Yoganut319]

Lol! How do you know that? That sounds really unfortunate...

[hebiakatsuki]

i lafed so hard my sides hurt

[pichnickid123456789]

roger roger

[SNICKERSLVR]

hahahahahaha

[jkwttrs]

I seen Bill at Tacoma WA last night,he is funny as hell. You have to see this guy live great show.

[100percentDoubleD]

... If he'd only said roger. I don't see why he wouldn't say roger... lol

[casper9013]

I've gotta remember that peanut butter thing.lol :)

[IllusionsUntold]

"I DON'T EVEN LIKE ROLLERCOASTERS! I'M IN AN F-16!?"

that would totally be me >.>

[jdfan89]

"At one point my eyeball dropped out of its socket, came out of my butt and said 'Ooh look! Leather seats!' and shot back up..."

AAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[deathbypenguins21]

im going to see him tonight

[jdfan89]

He came to Norfolk, NE in May 2006. Norfolk, NE. Do you understand that Norfolk, NE, my hometown, is only 25,000 people? One of the Burger Kings in town got him to come here. Bet your ass I went and saw him. So damn funny!

[Seahawks345]

MAMMA! MAMMA! That was hillarious. Good job Bill.

[imskilling]

u have the need for speed, i drive a scooter!!!!!!!!!!

[skydefier]

G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G

[Zhikaaku]

Roger roger! Yes, roger?

[TrishAslin]

He is so funny. I love Bill Engvall.

[memyselfandi103]

my dad's going up in one of those in about a week. i think he's a freak lol

never in my fing dreams would i go up in there. no way....

but still i was on the ground laughing when i saw this. he's my favorite from the bluecollar group. he just can't be touched XD

[fyrbyrd80]

i'd do it in a heartbeat. once in a lifetime experience.

[memyselfandi103]

true. but i would probably die of a heart attack lol

[ravagingturkey1]

yeah, that'd be awesome

[ImaFreakinNinja4Evr]

hell yeah thatd be awesome ^_^ ive never even gone on a rollercoaster cuz i havent been to a park since i was a seven year old shorty, an F16 flight would be totally AWESOME

[tails98]

o.m.g my dad is in the military and used to work at the pentagon

[angler4941]

well, your screwed. ha..

[aussieranter]

"i hear him go, dork"

funny stuff.

[abbiedove69]

MOMMA!!!!MOMMA!!!MOMMA!!!!

lmao

i luv this shit

[cornicopia]

that eyebroul thats always up, what do you think i do look at my eyebroul.

[cornicopia]

"bill ingvall stands for what america stands for be anored to have you fly with us."

"Be honered to fly with you."

go bill engvall!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrMatto91]

its engvall with an E

[xxxyoungjocxxx]

you should change that the embedding is disabled... i'd really like to add it to my profile!

[sngr2012]

bill is hilarious!

[redneck4ever77]

"oh more good news, i got a big ole bullet pointed right at my butt!"

roflmao

[bostonownsu]

"oo look flying helmet!! shiny things!!"

s0o0o0o funny =D

[FullmetalPipsqueek]

"ooh, look. Leather seats!" "Mama! Mama!"

[Socomdude66]

u feel the need for speed

i drive a scooter.....fofl!!

[xXJcam14Xx]

bill engvall is in a movie being filmed where my dad works! ITS AWESOME

[MrMatto91]

vomiting peanut butter taste the same going up as it did going down. it works

[vistamaniack]

lol ooo look leather seats.

[dxgeneration99]

i love bill engvall he is AWSOME!!!!

ENGVALL ENGVALL ENGVALL

[MrMatto91]

Death Valley...a valley...of death. roflcopter

[jOsApHiNe599]

oh i forgot

ive got the funny pilot

[angler4941]

haha, Bill is hysterical!

[Silverlarkspur87]

that was so funny, I almost died laughing!

[JohnTheRipper222]

Engvall engvall.......doesn't he drive a scooter?

[MrMatto91]

ge,ge,ge,ge,ge,ge

[dmarple]

Totally Awesome guy! Wish I was that funny.

[unicron1133]

man, he's good!

[hitman109109]

i hav ADD too it's fun

[AceripXF]

engvall..engvall...doesn't he drive a scooter? *erases name* NO lmao i love his face its priceless

[jOsApHiNe599]

youll get a little gold sticky star

they say LETS DO IT!

[JohnTheRipper222]

sorry.....RODGER!

[vickynick115]

I love him!!!!!

[JohnTheRipper222]

OH LOOK LEATHER SEATS!

[rockinfordgirl2009]

does anyone know if the scooter video is on here??? i saw it on tv once and cant find it to watch it again.

p.s. Bill Engvall kicks ASS!!!

[alwayssme]

love the ROGER,lookin ROGER. lmfao

[AceripXF]

ROGER! lmao the plane wouldn't have crashed if he woulda just said ROGER lmao

[alwayssme]

love this, ya know the background makes it so beleivable, like hes standing in his garage talkin lol.

[MrMatto91]

ge,ge,ge,ge,ge ROFL F'N ROFL

[NickjonasKutie]

The Tunderbids were doing a show here and I've been thinking about this all day. SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!

[18354627]

sooo funny love flying. shiny oh my god can't stop staring!!

[scmindy]

best comedian ever

[MrMatto91]

Damn straight he's the best

[arlsbs]

i luuuuuv rednecks..idc wat ppl say!

[AceOfSpades495]

i wanna hear the cockpit tape!

[Bremen25]

omg me too! somebody find it!!!

[hakiri102cutie]

SEND OUT A SURCH PARTY!!! FIND THAT TAPE!!! then let me listen to it ya-ya?

[scarsandburns]

*gasps* "shiney thing" lmao!!

[Martaghcrazed]

OMGROFLLOLBBQ that was soooooooo funny!

[beckyqma2222]

hahahaha

luv this guy

[Fullofcash]

Love it!

[joseieroxsocks]

omg lolz shiny

[Fullofcash]

OMG LOL!!!!!!!!

[FluffyRoughfy]

I WANT A STICKY STAR

[famine42]

i wanna gold sticky star

[colinjd123]

bill engvall is soooooooooooooooo hirlareous if i were to meet bli would faint cause he is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

[ChristianDeerHunter]

Oh Look Leather Seat's...lol Hilarious

[SQUASHem92]

he only said G 7 times, but the entire thing is so awesome, just my OCD

[Enjoylifemorethaneva]

ohmigod! lol! this is so freaking funny!

[getty2go]

LOL SHINEY Thing!!!

[vidmastr26]

I love this guy...freaking hilarious! LOL!!! I love his stories.

[squagmagee14]

my brains so small it dont take a whole lot of droppage, a good POOP and im on the tile floor LMFAO!!!!!!

[SouLJaBoi8408]

One of da funniest white guys eva! I got ADD soooooo bad..... Fuuny, Funny, Funny!!! Too Meen. You geffum Bill. Keep 'em laughing. Much Mahaloz!

[FHEcheerleader23]

oh more good news...i gotta big ole bullet pointed rite at my butt!! haha gotta love bill

[ilovetogofast88]

I love ya BILL!!!

[WretchedLivesWhite]

ROGER!! lol

[extremewrestlingfan8]

I needed pure oxygen while watching this

[alwayssme]

funniest part at 730 lmao

[ripno619]

"dork bill"!! lmbo help mee i'm ganna cry i'm laughing so hard!!!

[ripno619]

this is the funniest comedian EVER!!!!!

I think i just crapped my pants because I laughed so hard & so long!!

[hell454]

he has a good TV show to

[guitargoddess231]

"Here's the difference between a man and a woman. You tell a woman she you get the snot beat outta you for 15 seconds and we'll give you a little pin, she goes, I don't need the pin. You tell a guy you'll get the snot beat outta you, we'll give you a little gold sticky star he's like LETS DO IT!" oh my god, FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[mattmcgillivray]

MAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA!!! What the hell was that roger roger roger roger roger roger!!! LMFAO!!

[alwayssme]

ROGER !!!  lmao

[alwayssme]

love the gremlin in the garage lol

[LuckyBitterSweet]

"Engvall... Engvall.. Doesn't he drive a scooter?" lmao

[tylersharp14]

this is so funy... it never gets old

[wingwongbong]

your right

[toyasgurl]

You got that right XD I've seen this a zillion times hahaha

[alwayssme]

omg starting at 7:45 im lmfao

[widefukinopen]

no gold sticky star loool

[roxous32]

my eye droped out its soket,came out of my but and sayd"oo look leather seats" omg lol

[Autobotsdie]

9 G's. GGGGGGGGG lol.

[brokenheart288]

yeah...by a bird thats been shot by a shotgun!

[al05112]

lol ggggggggg

[GreenGrl095]

Power to the ADD!

[dmsdrumline]

lol i got this on dvd and it never gets old. "what should i eat the morning im gonna fly" "eat peanut butter" "why? does it calm your stomach?" "nope taste the same coming up as it did going down" lol Bill Engvall = best comedian ever

[EssyDdog]

this is so funny!

[longanna99]

dork! lol clasic

[FHEcheerleader23]

hahahahaha....i friken looove bill engvall!!

[ilovetogofast88]

Engvall isn't a redneck, he's just fucking funny!

[blueangel0394]

oh i got the funny pilot hahahahahahaha

[blueangel0394]

engvall...engvall...doesn't he drive a scooter? nooo hahahahaha

[pps234]

lmfao hey my sis was on here so she posted the last comment sorry

[Roxas2002]

its all cool man.

[Roxas2002]

this guy is the best comedian ever besides Larry the cable guy.

[hicktownwoman]

ROFL ... Bill Engvall is just awesome.

[iluvroyals2much]

This is SO funny THANKS for posting!!! Bill cracks me up every single time I hear him perform. :D

[jaraldoe]

LMAO, OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY

[hell454]

lol this was on last night

[A7xrules555]

It was my ass!!! lmfao

[anthonyperna]

a good poop n im on the tile floor hahahaha

best line in that whole first part

that n the it was my ass part

[mwr0585]

God i have seen this a million times and never gets old lol