Religion was created because man didn't know the answer and didn't try to find an answer. Scientist do all the research and hard work to find an answer. That's why science works and religion doesn't.
enough of the 'one world, no religion' crap, if all of the world would be flooded with wealth and harmony the world will have a giant babyboom, and in a few decades the next wars will be fought about living space, water, food, maybe oxygen.
look at this man 1 time he talkin about GOD? u dont go to a bum 4 advice to get rich thats all i have to say. this guy actually makes me believe in religon more.
Not only is he a funny fucker and a legend but he makes a lot of sense too!!!! Hilarious. ''never trust people who read only one fucking book, bleh bleh bleh, bleh bleh bleh, how the fuck do you think they are going to turn out?''
iv got thew dvd and everytime i put it on i wet my self the man is a pure genius such a great comedian you would never know that i is all adlib except a few scribbled not before each gig my fav gag is the irish road that you just canny cross followed clkosely by the mortuary dude and the dead bodys hehehehe im morbid xxxx
jesus = god = bullshit psychopathic loony who damns people to an eternity in hell for doing things HE CAN DO. All hypocritical bullshit. He loves me but is ever so keen to send me to hell for not believing in the toss pot.
My view on life, the most dangerous being on the planet is on that has a holy book in one hand and a gun in the other! The other thing I don't get, if their god is so great and powerful, why the hell does he need advertising? You see these T shirts, Jesus Saves etc etc. Do you really think an omnipotent, all seeing, all knowing entity really needs insecure little wankers running around doing his marketing for him?
gafmo, you don't need to apologize for Billy. Here is something you can take with ya and use later in life. If someone gets offended by your beliefs or by something that you enjoy, you always reserve the right to immediately tell 'em to go fuck themselves. Tell the bastards that you are offended by their beliefs, even if you do not know what their beliefs are. What I mean is, it's time to stop apologizing to people who, certainly, never say they are sorry when they damn you to hell mentally.
it makes you wonder... these muslims are expecting 53 virgins waiting for them. these women must have died virgins so they're probably virgins for good reason - either they were children when they died or they were ugly as sin!
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Billy Connolly talks sence about islam but the cathlic church comment was a load of shite bet if a said join the nazi youth u would join so fuck off. fukin turncoat used to be a cathlic
Can't someone make this guy President of the World. A true Prophet if ever there was one.Sheer fucking genius,he's got my vote all day long. Religious leaders,politicians can all go fuck themselves,we should all start listening to this man,the world would be a happy,hilarious,loving place. God Bless Ya Billy,Keep Going Forever !!
Ouch my arse, and its not courageous! ITS THE FUCKING TRUTH! So glad he had the guts to say this! was a legend before but now hes a fucking ICON!!! "Religion is fucked" best three words ever said!
Embrace the power, of RELIGON!!
hrcr101 3 months ago
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Religion was created because man didn't know the answer and didn't try to find an answer. Scientist do all the research and hard work to find an answer. That's why science works and religion doesn't.
TheMidwestsk8ter 10 months ago
Fuck muslims.
leanel27 1 year ago
@leanel27 the point is fuck all religion you idiot
magicsoundify 4 months ago
@magicsoundify Fuck muslims
leanel27 4 months ago
@leanel27 yes I got it the first time you idiot. Fuck muslims and fuck you too :D
magicsoundify 2 months ago
It's a joke... But he fucking MEANT IT! And good on him!
Problembeing 1 year ago
Love It
shandcunt 1 year ago
Good men do good things and evil men do evil things but only organized religion makes good people do evil things.
TruthSmack 1 year ago
your fat
NitroFlipzProduction 1 year ago
enough of the 'one world, no religion' crap, if all of the world would be flooded with wealth and harmony the world will have a giant babyboom, and in a few decades the next wars will be fought about living space, water, food, maybe oxygen.
7ebuss 1 year ago
i can see ya little fucka!
rrmmt23 1 year ago
lmfao!! GO BILLY!
HeedfulGibbon 1 year ago
ahahahhah thats funny
doompancake 2 years ago
look at this man 1 time he talkin about GOD? u dont go to a bum 4 advice to get rich thats all i have to say. this guy actually makes me believe in religon more.
609juelz 2 years ago
Not only is he a funny fucker and a legend but he makes a lot of sense too!!!! Hilarious. ''never trust people who read only one fucking book, bleh bleh bleh, bleh bleh bleh, how the fuck do you think they are going to turn out?''
rtg717 2 years ago
"Two Jesuits behind him moving the head..."
Priceless.
ghostwriter74 2 years ago
He's the devil!
usmanaman 2 years ago
"benedict, the fuckin' hitler youth one!"
LOL!!!!!!
bigbadnewman 2 years ago 6
iv got thew dvd and everytime i put it on i wet my self the man is a pure genius such a great comedian you would never know that i is all adlib except a few scribbled not before each gig my fav gag is the irish road that you just canny cross followed clkosely by the mortuary dude and the dead bodys hehehehe im morbid xxxx
angelcherry69 2 years ago
Thousands of pedophiles in red velvet! lol! That's the Big Yin!
aerdrien 2 years ago 6
lmao the black with a wee fuckin' winduh
badm0nk3y158 2 years ago 4
Well,i must say,i enjoyed this video!!
He reminds me of the late George Carlin.
But i think Billy Connely is a little better then him.
Strigoivii3 3 years ago 4
right lads i'm only gonna show u this once...!
K10urtz 3 years ago
Everytime there's a bang the world's a wanker short.
I lol'd
Th3Bunnyman 3 years ago 4
haha love the suicide bomber joke lol
flawless7777 3 years ago 2
So hard to understand what he's saying!
fragileth1ng 3 years ago
It takes a bit of getting used to but you'll get it
VoodooChileJ11 3 years ago
"how you going to shag them when your now flying mince"
TheBigDavid 3 years ago
2 Fire breathin' whores :-p Billy's a card, Love this guy
Ghostsnumber1fan 3 years ago 4
Legend.
seangrie8 3 years ago
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jesus is love
bagies 3 years ago
jesus = god = bullshit psychopathic loony who damns people to an eternity in hell for doing things HE CAN DO. All hypocritical bullshit. He loves me but is ever so keen to send me to hell for not believing in the toss pot.
FordPrefect23 3 years ago 5
hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
kudos
ben1111113 3 years ago 2
"religion is over they have had a there time and fucked it, they can FUCK OFF"
BAHAHAHAHAHA awesome so true
contortzz 3 years ago 4
what's, "Religon?"
THEHELLION5890 3 years ago
A polygon you can trust!
CyanideSovereign 3 years ago
YAY! That was randomly delightful!
JuggaLuggaThug 3 years ago
Thank You!
CyanideSovereign 3 years ago
No, thank you!
JuggaLuggaThug 3 years ago
Subtle as a brick in the head! But God knows that's why we love Connolly. Keep 'em coming Big Yin!
KiwiZombie 3 years ago 3
thousands of pedophiles in red velvet lol epic
pippin420 3 years ago 3
everytime there a bang the worlds a wanker short!!!!! hahaha lovin it
killerofbloo 3 years ago
hahaha, absolute comedy legend,
btw, is he wearin new rocks in this dvd???:S
l33millar 3 years ago 2
Amazing Soooo Fcukin Funny Billy At His Best Hahaha
LsdMadeMeNutz 3 years ago
'' FOR ALL OF YOU WHO CANT TAKE A FUCKIN JOKE OUT THERE ''
xD
xXImNotOkayEmoXx 3 years ago 2
he is fuckin funny go CONNOLLY XD
grigorovich07 3 years ago 2
"I'm only gonna show you this once!" LOLing
VampiraJen 3 years ago 6
Take your reformation, take your vatican, take your mecca and FUCK OFF! I love it!!!
thebew81 3 years ago 10
LONG LIVE THE BIG YIN! 53 virgins! xD fuckin hilarious!
jonnyclow 3 years ago 4
Billys A Funny Fucker
wrathofgod8668 3 years ago 5
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yeah he does say fuck too much, it's good other than that though
SinValentine 3 years ago
fuck
KazekFuturi 3 years ago 9
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he is very funny, but he says fuck a little much. :/
UnconsciouslySated 3 years ago
fuck
KazekFuturi 3 years ago 8
He's AMAZING. (:
georr 3 years ago 5
Fuckin billy hahahaha
zombietc 3 years ago 6
lol billy always makes me laugh...
by the way it's 72 virgins...
lonyz 3 years ago 3
My view on life, the most dangerous being on the planet is on that has a holy book in one hand and a gun in the other! The other thing I don't get, if their god is so great and powerful, why the hell does he need advertising? You see these T shirts, Jesus Saves etc etc. Do you really think an omnipotent, all seeing, all knowing entity really needs insecure little wankers running around doing his marketing for him?
jeffdaharper 3 years ago 35
@jeffdaharper hi 5 , way 2 be
rrmmt23 1 year ago
gafmo, you don't need to apologize for Billy. Here is something you can take with ya and use later in life. If someone gets offended by your beliefs or by something that you enjoy, you always reserve the right to immediately tell 'em to go fuck themselves. Tell the bastards that you are offended by their beliefs, even if you do not know what their beliefs are. What I mean is, it's time to stop apologizing to people who, certainly, never say they are sorry when they damn you to hell mentally.
thomas181818 3 years ago 15
"every time theres a bang the world's a wanker short!"
fucking brilliant stuff!
steph1612 3 years ago 8
Truer words I haven't heard in a long time, especially "those who have no sense of fuckin humour".
effie1234567 3 years ago
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Don't be surprised if Billy loses his head soon. Fucking goat rapers.
meekrob 3 years ago
Billy's one of the best observationalist comedians on the planet.
Billy Connelly
the late Bill Hicks
the late George Carlin.
Kramkat 3 years ago 7
Ha that's my list as well.
Air420 3 years ago
it makes you wonder... these muslims are expecting 53 virgins waiting for them. these women must have died virgins so they're probably virgins for good reason - either they were children when they died or they were ugly as sin!
Lozh86 3 years ago 2
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Billy Connolly talks sence about islam but the cathlic church comment was a load of shite bet if a said join the nazi youth u would join so fuck off. fukin turncoat used to be a cathlic
PaulCeltic1 3 years ago
y's it sense win he talks about them but u get so offended win he talks about ur religion? hypocryte. . .
Valancet 3 years ago
He speaks what we are afraid to say , lol absolutly brilliant lol
willschollar 3 years ago 5
lol that was quality
koiko123 3 years ago 2
bottles of guiness hahaha
devv1989 3 years ago 2
I'm religious and I laughed at all of these. I'm a catholic and I found the pedo bit funny. It doesn't mean anything...it's only a joke ffs.
mickyk200 3 years ago 7
Can't someone make this guy President of the World. A true Prophet if ever there was one.Sheer fucking genius,he's got my vote all day long. Religious leaders,politicians can all go fuck themselves,we should all start listening to this man,the world would be a happy,hilarious,loving place. God Bless Ya Billy,Keep Going Forever !!
villaman1963 3 years ago 7
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I'm sorry but did you say God Bless Ya Billy
Doesnt that completely contradict your whole views on religion
Think it over
happyclappy123 3 years ago
Yeah, I'm sure he really gives a shit what you think.
Bless that.
meekrob 3 years ago 4
He's always been amazing, but he's shifted it up a gear lately I think, just awesome. Talk about telling it like it is!
KrisRamJ 3 years ago 2
Ouch my arse, and its not courageous! ITS THE FUCKING TRUTH! So glad he had the guts to say this! was a legend before but now hes a fucking ICON!!! "Religion is fucked" best three words ever said!
jedpenmen 3 years ago 7
"its not courageous..." "...So glad he had the guts to say this"
you were right but you just contradicted the shit outa yerself....
joegt123 3 years ago 6
bitter but courageous!
great billy!
giardia2 3 years ago
well, that was blunt...lol...
wahaya2 3 years ago
lol. Ouch! Go Billy! hahahahaha
cazadaz 3 years ago