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  • Anyone I know would have suddenly gained the ability to leap out of the water and get onto solid ground in about two seconds upon SEEING anything looking remotely like a shark.

  • it's almost like being attacked by a puppy!

  • I would def. shit my pants.

  • This is the prequel to Jaws.

  • ha ha ha when the shark took it i jumped

  • @BlaineAlexR omg what an idiot to write this long shitty story

  • @MrMN651 omg you are an idiot

  • what a badass

  • "attack of the shark midgets"LOL

  • jaws had to start somewhere.

  • The cameraman and the girl looked right at it...

  • you can see that shark is aiming for those fish food she is handing out, and that tiny thing is cute~~~~!!!

    That is a blacktip reef shark, they do attack people when mistaken human leg or toe with their normal pray, but BRS's attacks are hardly any chance to be fatal, in 2009, there are a total of 21 BRS attacks, and non of them fatal...

    BTW, Blacktip Reef Shark are actually a type of attraction to ecotourism divers since they stay at a same location for a long time and close to shore...

  • those are the worst friends ever! o a shark lemme throw food at you lmao

  • Imagine:

    Man: SHARK!!!

    Shark: Hmm. Look at those pretty little hands in the water. I'm goin each you. My parents goin to be so proud once i grow big and strong.

  • Retarded Homo Sapien out of its element.

  • @horrorflesh - cretin

  • @willpreston - is that you chupacabra?

  • did the lady hear her little girl screaming shark! dumb parents

  • Baby sharks? :) KILL.THEM.ALL!

  • @sallarina8393 sallarina8393? :) FUCK YOU!!!!

  • Haha

  • na im not hurt i just got bit by a shark to the hand.. its okay though at least it wasnt an arrow to the knee

  • I hope your not on your period....

  • look at her face 0:28

  • where theres a baby THERES A MAMA !

  • sweet,they are so cute *-*,but you won't be allowed to feed them , because when they bigger they attack people,because they think it is food:O

  • @a1284101 That would be the case if the lady was feeding them her body, which she is clearly not doing. You don't seem like an expert, so don't delude yourself thinking that you are.

  • @csmybuttt :D ... but they are cute*-*

  • @csmybuttt The person your commenting to is stupid...you are also stupid. There was a string of shark attacks in australia because of some divers teaching sharks to eat out of their hands. All those people had chunks taken out of their buttocks, because the shark had learned to recognize where the divers carried the food. Don't shoot people down unless you're willing to do the research.

  • @DivineWindSerpent That's because sharks assume that's where the food is, not because they have been accustomed to the taste of human flesh. All I said was that sharks don't consider the humans themselves as food. Certainly the bites taken weren't results of the sharks intentionally going for human flesh, no?

  • Pushy lil guy.... but awesome....

  • Wicked

  • Am I the only humming the Jaws theme???

    Didn't think so.

  • jajajaja he threw the fishes jajajaja he knew...he knew...

  • all i could hear was the jaws theme ...

  • you know if it wanted to it could have taken your pinkie you know that,right?

  • why the fuck is she lughing fuck that im getting my shot gun

  • Did she die?

  • so young and already harassing humans

  • 0:12 sounds like a little girl shouting out shark before it even got in the camera view...

  • Yes kids that's how sex got invented.

  • hir kitty kitty sharks !! time to eat mee my P..Y

  • if the shark bites you on the hand and you bleed, please dont put your hand in the water

  • @01liquidfires lol I love ppls comments

  • @01liquidfires Once they taste human blood, they become unstoppable killing machines!

  • >shark in the water

    >LOL THROW IN MORE BAIT

    fucking retards

  • @tearsinrain86 ok that's bloody funny

  • the baby shark's parents would be so proud.

  • i´ll totally fuck the girl on the pier !! :)

  • Dun dun dun dun da dun dun da dun dun DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!

  • It even circles around a couple of times before charging in... Whatever dumbass threw the food in the water is what caused it. The bait looked enough like her fingers to trick the shark and she had them barely on top of the water so it went straight for them. There's a vid of some moron feeding hotdogs to a moray eel who gets his thumb ripped off but the difference is that was totally his fault. I put this one more on the master baiter...

  • Thumbs up if you wanted the shark to eat her !!!!

  • push 7... hahaha

  • how many times is she going to ask "did it hurt?"

    Of course bitch she got bit by a shark!

  • @PAynealex6 well, it just bounced at her hand.

  • pause at 0:45 wow

  • did it hurt?? ..did it hurt??..nah its ok my thumb's gone

  • Wow. Thats almost as dangerous as getting bit by a puppy.

  • Girl loses finger at 0:43 !!!

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  • Hahah...

  • This is why you don't feed the animals, especially with sharks around; it incites a feeding frenzy.

  • awwww some are biger than others but still..... "AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

    made u scroll :P

  • She probably peed a little bit...

  • He learns to quick!and i like how he throws more food in near the lady wen he follows the camera on the shark 10 seconds earlier...

  • Go to 0:45

  • Sorry, forced to do this for $40.

  • i figured she'd scream!

  • Im thinking that the guy who video taped this wanted her to die. *See's baby shark, throws more bread next to lady.*

  • did she died?

  • I was just waiting for momma shark to jump up and eat the shit out of her.

  • black tip reef shark?

  • yeah thats it, get bitten, bleed and stick it in the water with tuns of sharks, good idea

  • @dastiffy89

    She said in the clip that the shark only bumped into her and did not bite her (after the second time that she is asked if she is hurt). Still, i would get the hell out of the water before the mother of that shark showed up.

  • eh no fucking shit a sharks gonna appear, all those fish around, its practically a buffet.

  • why throw more fish in there? der der. and...............that shark was soooo cute <3

  • ...it didn't bite her hand

  • Baby Blacktip is a DICK!

  • A juvenile Blacktip Reef Shark. She can considered to be blessed that it was not larger or she would have lost a finger or two. Do not feel fish like that, standing half in, half out, submerge using SCUBA or snorkel gear, or stand on the dock instead.

  • The media is like a school of fish. Once they get a bigger story, they leave yours for THAT one! LOL

  • @kayser79pr  eheheh very funny man

  • @kayser79pr lol i bet it smells like fish thats why...

  • kill sharks , or they will kill you!

  • @TheNojik idiot...

  • BAHAH! Did it hurt when shark bit her hand?

  • Omg

  • lol that was cute :)

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  • @Webkinzlover875 Get a Life man...

  • @0oHURRICANEo0 that was my little brother he is so annoying :/

  • Maldives right? I,ve been that island before -,-

  • dumb az hell

  • killer in training !!

  • @fortuna4022 hahaha your comment made my night.

  • Future Jaws.

  • Dun dun...Dunn Dunn Dunn d

  • O SHIT A SHARK!!!!

    

  • she's gonna need a bigger boat ....

  • Hahaha lol

  • lol that is ciclider

  • adolfhitlerVEVO

  • Oh no.. it's a great ... white.. miniature shark.. oh. Nevermind. Get back to the kitchen (jk on last part)

  • where there are baby sharks......

  • i wish it bit her though that would had been funny as heck

  • Some people just have no comment sense of just don't have the discovery channel

  • damn theres a shark quick somebody distract him with micyd french fries!

  • LOL wow xD

  • give me a net and i can feed a large mexican family for a year, or an small american family for a week

  • @slater762mm You couldn't feed me for a day on that crap, I aint eating no net.

  • sharks have already ate my ankles, I guess I will just stay in the water.

  • Bread fish? Or what are those fish your feeding?

  • His assassination attempt failed by throwing fries at her

  • *plays jaws music*

  • d'aww a baby black tip :3

  • after this the adult sharks arrive to look for their babies..

  • I want that baby shark. 

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  • @n8tivejay i was thinking the Gremlins Theme

  • Cuuute, I hope they bite your lifevest to pieces. Just kidding. o.o

  • omg that was so cool! the little baby was so cute.

  • Oh thank God she's okay

  • Hey! There's a girl in the water feeding the fish in a controlled manner while a baby shark is swimming around. That's so boring. I KNOW! Let's toss tons of food in there to start a feeding frenzy! That'll liven things up! (dumbass)

  • da nuh, da nuh, danuh danuh danuh!

  • SHEESSS BLLEEEEDDDIIINNN

  • anyone hear in they're mind the JAWS THEME?

  • There was one baby shark retards didn't u see it hit her in the fucking hand dah idiots

  • Welcome to Malaysia. ;D

  • Give me that shit

  • tiger shark just a guess

    

  • I don't think that shark was a baby. Looked like a type of dogfish to me.

  • what a cute baby shark ^^

    

  • Aww they're so adorable!.... now...

  • these arent sharksOH GOD OH MY GOD BLARGH!

  • those are not a shark! They're teraphy fish

  • lol that was so cute... friendly little shark :)

  • those are not SHARKS......

    

  • @plugnugget123 so many people didn't watch the whole video lol

  • @plugnugget123

    Scuse me they are too! Keep watching. Muwahahaha!

  • Hide the women and children!

  • watch moma come!!!! LMAOOO

    

  • This qirl is crazy! I would cauqht a heat attack with all them fish around me >_<

  • you need the music of the white shark for it! :D

  • the sad story is she farted then all the fish died 

  • The shark smelled rank tuna .... :)

  • the chick on the dock, FINE!!!!

  • sad. i only saw one shark in this video... shame...

  • i love it(:

  • I miss the comment the said, "We're gonna need a smaller boat."

    Where'd it go? :'(

  • Wow that's kinda cool.

  • if i was there for sure i'll be dead, im ictiofobic a lot of fear to fish

  • 00:43 for attack...thumbs up!

  • lol the man saw the shark and threw all his fries at his wife

  • @AdolfHitlerVEVO awesome name, bro

  • dude what happened in the video my internet started to lag it on me right when it was about to get to the good part!!!

  • That was the actual shark from Jaws, the camera just adds 10 pounds.

  • thats a weird looking kitchen

  • @Mizuno701 thats the funniest comment ever. Personal Thumbs Up for making me laugh after a long time. 

  • Anything, in the ocean, that's smaller than you you can most likely chase away.

    Except for eels. Eels will chase you instead. Also don't step on stingrays. Or touch jellyfish.

  • @carlymnewbold2468 Sage advice. I'm not sarcastic when I say: Thank you for the reminder. You'd be surprised how easy it is to forget common sense for some people...

  • So much tasty fish steak so little time.

  • hah how cute i would love to do that

  • the shark wanted to give fist bro!

  • should have shot it, sharks are annoying

  • @Shadeclerk they are alive too

  • What a cute attack.

    

  • AHH AHH AHH THEY'RE....tickling me...

  • You're in the water, your friends see a SHARK, your friends don't say a word....

    With firends like that.......

    you need new friends!!

    LOL

  • Wheres the epic music dun dun dun dun

  • Did that one person just say, "The shark punched her?"

  • I think I would cry.

  • i used to swim in the water until i saw phiranna 3d

  • I used to play in water then I saw Jaws XD

  • FINISH HER!

  • I use to play in water, until i took a shark to the hand

  • Shark

  • NO

  • that no shark wtf