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  • ineed to do it i m so unsecure now.............

  • Avoid all mistakes. Never make mistakes. If you make mistakes you are worthless and deserve nothing. One small mistake and your record is tarnished. If people say "people make mistakes, its a fact of life" you tell them "go make yourself useful and kill yourself you worhtless piece of shit"

  • I'm so nervous....this could be the turning point in my life..my one chance to make it. I have to impress this McDonalds hiring lady! XD

  • @maccas1329 if you can write your name you are pretty much hired there. I mean they hire retards for christ sake, those are people that shouldn't be handling food at all. Wiping their ass with the bun and what not.

  • @RubberToadstools Yeh i got the job haha it was much easier than i expected...lol

  • @maccas1329 yeah, the standards of McDonalds are pretty low. lol

  • @RubberToadstools If I see a retard wiping his ass with a bun I'll deep fry him for you.

  • entertaining but yet informative!:P

    

  • the last one was funny when he turns up in shorts ahaha

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  • nag tagalog yung reporter

  • @jjosecuervo oo nga lol.

  • Man, did you leave out the most important thing that goes way beyond the interview process.

    Being overweight. Yes, fat people have to eat and put a roof over their heads too.

    The last, great, allowable discrimination is the perception that if you're overweight, you must be lazy, eat like a horse and have only a few years of life in you.

    I suffer from a medical condition that makes me overweight. I show up for interviews dressed to a "T". If you're fat get ready to be shown the door.

  • Attitude is important. But if you can't communicate your value in the interview, you won't get the job!

  • why do guys where faggot flops flip flops are were girls not guys. say no to faggot flops

  • Dress: A good rule of thumb is to dress one "step up" from the daily work attire.

  • I've been told I'm over dress at 2 job interview these past 2 months, and did not get the job. So i know the term ''DRESS PROFESSIONALLY'' is B.S!! to some employers. Second I've also been told I'm over qualified too. I guess it all depends on that particular employer, what others like about you, others don't.

  • excellent

  • @rajuyaash no

  • @Solja2010 what no .. very good msg

  • @Solja2010 what no .. very good msg

  • @rajuyaash no

  • Who else laughed at the bit where he's running because he's late?

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  • I just messed up my interview!!!!!!!!!!!!OMFG

  • Most important tip of all: LIE. They're lying about the job. You're lying about yourself.

  • Don't talk too much, but don't talk too little either. I tend to talk too little and I'm working on that.

  • My employer was the one that answered her cell. Lol

  • My employer was the late one ...

  • 85k thats too low.. I will ask for more.

  • ho. He's funny..

  • Engineers don't really have to worry about dress.

  • alot jobs do discriminate. its all about who you know.

  • that announcer is filipina?

  • When I’m rocking back & forth, talking to Jesus, I hate it when someone interrupts me & tells me to get back to work. Don’t they understand? Sometimes you just have to stop what you’re doing & talk to Jesus. I think I’ll look for a different job.

  • @JesusonlyYou1 Maybe they dont know how to talk to Jesus

  • i loved the part where he showed up in hawaiian clothes and sandals lol

  • this video good...

  • "but before that, lets take a look at this very funny, but very informative package" thatss what she saiddddd :D

  • I have registered in Jobtardis.co.uk and referred 2 friends. They pay me £.25 if my friend’s friend resume is downloaded by recruiter or employer. Jobtardis.co.uk is like money generator, they pay their members even before they get a job!!!!! Pay per resume feature is making me to earn money without even working all I did was just uploaded my resumes and now earning money!!!!!

  • I dont' have anything decent to wear and I HATE shopping! I'm an unusual lady I know :P

  • My car broke down the last interview I had :( LOL But not until I was trying to leave...

  • Oh Fuck, i was planning to dress up for an interview like that tommorow, change of plan

  • pilipino man?

  • Who gives a shit about the job its the money you're after

  • @IronManX95 ikr? who would have a job if they didn't need money..

  • Holding up a piece of paper with your desired salary is genius! I might try that next time.

  • @avidfcp7 Hell Yeah! Don't say a word and just point at it! If they complain, just pull out a marker, cross the first amount out, and put a higher amount! They will break in no time! hahahah

  • @mrhozer - LOL! A silent interview is the most effective interview.

  • Call Jim Cramer and ask him how he interviews.

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  • I like how the voice guy sounds like he's reading from a script. And probably is.

  • Here is another good video on what not to do.............

  • good advice.......wear your high school graduation gown (with hat) to the interview

  • Interviews....suk.

  • they would pick a asian guy smh lol

  • I've gotten the job with a Slacker T shirt on and jeans that didn't fit. I use that as an ice breaker and have never gone wrong. That and I hate dressing in uncomfortable clothes. I'll wear a chicken costume if the job calls for it but when I go in to an interview I am going to be comfortable and confident. Wore the whole tie BS once and still got the job but no one that saw me that day let me live it down.

  • i went for a job interview at a hawaiian resort in a suit and tie and they rejected me..

  • Well? Yea, there are mistakes in interviews, but also the biggest mistake ever is interviewers playing favorites and hiring people they know in the Company exclusively most of the time...It's who you know in the Company that screws the hard workers that are willing to learn the Job, but they don't get hired...that is a pretty scary truth if you think about it.

    That's probably why we're going to see the next Great Depression pretty soon, and it's getting close.

  • @EricSchwin22

    thats what is all about. its all about screwing and they are playing. sometimes i feel this interview shit is all crap stuff.

  • A year ago I went for an interview for a management post in a distribution firm- I was well qualified & experienced, but they gave the job to this slick younger guy in a perfect suit. In the feedback they criticised only my ‘physical presentation’.

    About 6m later this guy had to leave, after numerous ‘misconduct’ complaints from female members of staff. Turns out he had a history of this, but no-one was allowed to mention it on his references- he just came across as an amazing high-flyer!

  • When asked why you should get the job....

    PUNCH the interviewer in the face and scream "I get shit done... LIKE A BOSS!"

  • @martinaee jajajajajjajaja Yeah!!!

  • @martinaee jajajajajjajaja Yeah!!!

  • @martinaee I'm on my way right now to an interview. I will keep that in mind!

  • i actually share the same feelings with the guy showing the $85k. I would've done the same =D

  • That was good

  • Same ol' sh!t. Give me something new. Which retard would dress in hawaii attire for a job interview. This a-hole is making fun of the viewers iq.. Please curse him all you can..

  • Good Acting lol

  • Ok I just want to know one thing what channel is this and how can I watch more. or the rest of the video

  • BE CAREFUL, YOU DON'T WANT THE COMPANY TO THINK YOU'RE JUST THERE FOR THE MONEY. WHAT THE FUCK??? EVERY COMPANY'S GOAL IS TO PAY THE LEAST AMOUNT PER HEAD FOR THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF PRODUCTIVITY. THE ONLY EXCEPTION IS IN FINANCE, WHERE PAYING A PREMIUM IN SALARY, IS NECESSARY TO ACQUIRE TALENT AND CLIENTELE.

  • @prodigee411 lol.....that won't get ya anywhere. you're saying you demand this amount and if its a no go at you're value, its a no go. today's businesses look for quality of people and not for people there just to get paid regardless if you know how to do the field.

  • @TheGarcia350 once again, BUSINESS WANTS MAXIMUM PRODUCTIVITY FOR MINIMUM SALARY. THIS EXPLAINS RISE IN PRODUCTIVITY AND DECLINE IN REAL WAGES OVER THE PAST 3YRS.

  • Go to work naked !

  • haha nagtagalog bigla

  • i would fuck her lol thumbs up if you agree

  • v . good

  • ohh.. i heard a lady speaking tagalog in the end..

  • waaa! nagtagalog! napeke ako dun ah.. :))

  • 1:25 NEVER dress like that anywhere!

  • nice and funny but is very important

  • ,,great video tips!!!

  • Happy little slaves at the minimum wage...

    Smash the control machine -

    Earn - Buy - Consume - Die

  • @oblio1000 Working for yourself is THE WAY OUT---you have to be valiant and offer your own services and products. Just use a job to help you get there, but not as a destination. Never. 

  • now that i know how it is!!! i promise to never make those mistake.. lol.. did it before

  • Why asking too much no one its perfect in this world. Each person are different. Jesus.

  • @xxkeegiexx damn. i'm sad now. i wish i knew how to avoid my job interview, lol.

  • erection

  • I misread the title =.=

    I thought it was 'How to avoid job interviews'.

  • @xxkeegiexx

    hahah that is hilarious.

  • Yawn...

  • cute

  • in the last clip he wasnt ven wearing a tie

  • What a load of rubbish! Go to the interview with the attitude that you are indeed interviewing the possible employer. Is this company good enough for ME to work for. This will kill off the nerves. Dont be a dick about it, but be confidant in your skills. A person appearing cap in hand looks more like a begger than a getter.

    American logic aint working.

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  • She's Filipino. She does not even look like Japanese.

  • lol thanks! On my opinion, people talk too much in a job interview out of nervousness and anxieties. Better way to address this is to conquer your fear and anxieties before the interview. for more info on interview tips, check out "jobseeker revolution" here in youtube.

  • Yeah, BoomerNavy70 - you go old man!!! Those damn MBA clowns, ruining the country, yeah!!! And how about those PhD a-holes who taught them, kill 'em all man!!! Then we can tear down the Universities and colleges who teach all this crap, yeah!!!! Let's torch the text books too ... töten Sie dann alle Juden, meine leute, unt kann das Reich leben 1000 jahre!!!! Heil Heil Heil !!!!

    Quit bitchin like a pussy and man up.

  • @Wavenet08

    Nice burn - ouch.

  • @Wavenet08 Yeah... those MBAs who have run our country into the ground, bankrupted us, crashed our economy, etc etc etc... Or did you forget that part?

    Unfortunately, having an MBA doesn't mean one has the best judgment. It seems to be indicative that they are more likely to have been shielded from the real world more than others. I know I've met more than my share who couldn't form a rational thought.

    "Insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly while expecting different results" ~Einstein

  • ENTHUSIASM IS NOT A SKILL!

    it's a quality!

    Why they don't interview someone normal?

  • Hey I just want the money who doesn't? On a serious note employers are demanding so much and offering so little in return, that it won't be long before candidates are expected to offer sexual favours just to get invited to an interview! If you think this is going too far - it is somewhat - just think of all the stupid things employers ask people at interviews that would of been thought ridiculous a few years ago.

  • whats up this is cool

  • its fuuny talkshit

  • i come in high as fuck and get the boot every time.

  • that announcer lady looks like a flasher in that trenchcoat!

  • @egglot12 She's Beautiful true

  • Here is another piece of constructive advice.

    If you are over 50 years old don't even waste your god damn time going to a company for an interview.

    We live in the most age discrimination nation in the world and now corporate America is paying the price for putting all the emphasis on inexperienced, immature, ass kissing, cheap wages, entry level, and MBA clowns that have essentially ruined the country.

    Get out of corporate America by the time you are 30 or you will live to regret it.

  • When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

  • BoomerNavy70

    I agree with you. Here in Las Vegas there are a lot of older people in the workforce. Don't get discouraged, older workers have a lot more to offer than some young person. They offer loads of work experience and life experience. Something an employer wont get from someone just graduating college without an employment history.

  • @BoomerNavy70 I agree. I've met too many people with MBA's who can't handle the most basic common sense tasks, and they work for far less then previous employee's... School is a wonderful business to be in. Too bad no one applies what they learn most of the time.

  • Thank you for the tips. Funny but to the point.

  • Anyone in the United States who puts their career aspirations, hopes and dreams on working for Corporate America is nothing more than an idiot.

    The best thing that ever happened to me was being forced out of a company that collapsed because of mismanagement & stupidity.

    That was over 12 years ago. It was the best thing that ever happened. For those of you losing your jobs don't pity yourself. Get pissed and start your own small business.

    If you want a job go to China or India.

  • Job "interviews" are the biggest crock of shit in the world; they're nothing more than personality assessments! There is no earthly reason that anyone with half a brain cannot look at your resume & determine whether or not you have the skills to do a job...answering irrelevant questions determines nothing other than how well you answer questions. If I were being looked at as a candidate for window washer, how does answering question let one know that I wont leave streaks on the windows. What BS!

  • @BoomerNavy70 & @Pariah2001: And those are some of the reasons why I hate job interviews. Also, to BoomerNavy70, there is also discrimination when it comes to gender. Interviewers that are men happen to probably hire women on the spot, etc. no matter what while us men have to make sure we have to be extra, extra careful in what we say. Women got it easier.

    Down with job interviews. Down with them. It's just one of the things in which is making us suffer when we need a better job.

  • @WizardOfWor

    boo yah. they are playing favorites. 

  • this is why we are in a recession or whatever. its stuff like that.

  • india? wtf is india?

    china is good at making shoes.

  • i pooed

  • Very good - i understand employers concerns over pay during an interview and BUT if you didnt need money you wouldnt apply for a job would you? And you can be as early as you want with regards to transport but the railways in the uk will always fuck up your journey! It's called life and bad things like that happen - i think potential employers should be more leanient. not that im ever late etc. This world is based on doing too much.

  • that sign with $85,000 is gold. pure gold

  • rofl ha ha @ dat asian dude

  • A practical example of some "good mistakes!"

  • Very informative video. Thanks :) ..... Just a brief review : Lori Shreve Blake (Director-USC Career Center) says the 5 most important perfect candidate skills are (1) having a great attitude (2) a strong work ethic (3) great communication skills (4) enthusiasm (5) analytical skills..... ... and ... the 5 Common Worst Mistakes : (1) talking too much (2) knowing nothing about the company (3) arriving late (4) bringing up salary expectations too early (5) not being dressed professionally
  • lol this is hilarious

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