Breaking News

[bbrake]

My fiancee and I are going to get some goats eventually. At first glance I was inspired to get our goats some ponchos, but now that I think about it they would probably just try to eat them.

[Dragyrn1456]

This is nothing, I once had a cow rebellion, all the cows got their hands (hooves?) on some guns. Shit was crazy man...

[Thewatermelonn]

Chickens with ponchos? That's nothing, I once saw a rooster with a capon.

[natethegreat5498]

any body else notice this vid isnt five seconds?

[Mp5Drummer]

@natethegreat5498 The read the description. "An 83-second film by 5secondfilms"

[hex4393]

Cows in ponchos is people!

[Cubeboxify]

The ending is just so perfect!

[JackSkellingFrost]

1:02 Anyone notice it's really annoying when the top two comments are the same? The cow nods in agreement with me.

[ThisIsShar]

@JackSkellingFrost It's actually not that annoying lol.

[Carybm]

Beg your pardon Rarity, but we don't normally wear clothes. 

[jordansempai]

@Carybm /)(\

[TheAdmiral]

I can't say I've ever seen a cow wearing a sweater before, impressive.

[TheMRsixtynine]

that was the longest 5 seconds ever

[iorilamia]

birds with capes, epic

[Simpkin1992]

birds with capes sounds epic

[Sawsers]

"that is something"

[Landon123richard]

/watch?v=R1JT7tcKfOw&feature=r­elmfu pause at 0:8 it was them!

[YouMayCallMeMaster]

And the pigs became indistinguishable from the farmers...

[meowman84]

@YouMayCallMeMaster I love you for this. I love you so much its not even funny.

[Planetaryy]

aw that cow looks so nice.

[IamTheJesusGuy]

the numbers at the beginning are next weeks lotto numbers

[TheBonethrasher]

40 people's chickens don't have ponchos.

[devynian1]

@TheBonethrasher Fahrenheit not Celsius

[SPISheste]

72 degrees!!??

[Hyetalogy]

His delivery on "'cause they look like people!" is one of the greatest things.

[xxKoiyamaxx]

Nice intro. Someone uses final cut pro..

[AW3SoME121]

OK! guys and whatever you like to be called click the CC button on the video bar then click Transcribe Audio. Funny stuff man and whatevers.

[freakoffreaks145]

Anyone notice that the cow nodded when he asked if the animals like wearing clothes?

[Rezor664]

39 people don't like ponchos.

[Dollaz2009]

Longest 5 seconds ever.

[HYPERSHADOW8452]

Something is strange....

[MrTristanishere]

CLASSY.

[austinwebb11]

This isnt 5 seconds....LAIRS!?!?!?!

[reborny123]

why is the AmazingAthiest posing as a farmer?

[BlueHawkPictures17]

Wow before the video got to the part with the actors, youtube crashed! Looks like this...

*Puts on glasses*

...really was breaking news.

[qwyzl]

i just wanna know how you dress a cow up with out getting kicked....

[EpiclyReckless]

this is 83 seconds

[dyball9]

That is something.

[dicubillas]

that was more than 5 seconds jeeez

[HerbertTheHamster]

All animals dress nice

but some animals dress better than others

[ssamoyt18]

1:02 the cow nods when he asks "they like wearing clothes?"

[EvilKookie]

@ssamoyt18

The cow nods again when he says "we'd have to milk them or slaughter them."

[ThisIsShar]

@ssamoyt18 Wow, I thought it was gonna be just a slight movement, but that was a definite, defiant nod. xDD

[razorozx]

You know when you're an awesome farmer when you grow chickens with ponchos.

[deathbyjellybabies]

love the way I'm reading animal farm right now.

[zangatz]

REVOLUTION!

[Ramniir]

Cow nod ftw at 1:02

[purplegill10]

WHAT THE HECK? WHY IS TRANSCRIBE AUDIO WORKING?

[GerekDolas]

At 1:03 the cow nods in agreement with the farmer's statement. XD

[xkillererik1234]

You have to milk them ... cause they look like people ? ... ehhh...

[spontaneous09]

omg! rise of the planet of the farm animals!!! this movie could make millions!!!

[VirDiligo]

That reminds me of an episode of The Little Bear.

[EffingTank]

I need ponchos for my chickens. KFC should now come in a sombrero.

[J41mEV4rG45]

TOO LONG!!!! AUAGAHGAUAGAHA!!!!

[EuroPowa]

Cow with a sweater

FUCK YEAH

[undisputed4life]

This is 1:18 too long.

[cstrikehero]

@undisputed4life yeah I was like WTF? this isnt 5 seconds

[jeffrey41010]

@undisputed4life wrong its 1:15 too long, 2 second intro 1 second outro

[undisputed4life]

@jeffrey41010 I didn't bother watch past the first 5 seconds. lol.

[Nikki0417]

LOL How long did it take them to get clothes on those animals? XD

[gettinitfosho]

For everyone that says "that wasnt 5 seconds" congrats, captain obvious. BTW read the description

[Ido013]

@Mastersuckmyballz She also nodded when he said that he needs to milk and slaughter them lol.

[DecontrolFalseGods]

Stick to 5 seconds all ur longer ones suck

[flamingpoo31]

@DecontrolFalseGods STFU THIS IS HILARIOUS!!

[mypspisdead]

that really is something

[LinkMastr1]

I think what I enjoyed the most about this wasn't the content of the video or the description, as is usually the case with their videos, but the fact that, in my mind at least, time was spent making clothing for these animals. I'd like to think they got some nice summer wear as well.

[MondoMiniman]

A chiken in a poncho.....GENIUS!

[Imatrollyay]

Breaking news 5... 5secondfilms. Subtle genius.

[Tubofluxar]

that is something

[EphraimRodrigez]

i clicked the thumbs down button BY MISTAKE DAMN WHY ARE THEY SOOOO CLOSE TOGETHER

[Henkco]

@EphraimRodrigez If you click the "like" button you undo the effect.

[ZippyRagu]

If you own a farm, since I'm a fan, can I put a saddle on one of your cows and ride off into the sunset?

[MyScorpion42]

83 seconds of awesome.

[remotecontrolaholic]

"that is something"

[remotecontrolaholic]

best 5-second film i've ever seen

[LinaLatte]

cuz they look like pEEple!! lolol epic!!!

[cl3ptoM4ni4c]

83 second films.

[RavenDestroyer]

solves the meat problem XD

[SammmySlammmaJammma]

Every animal looks cool in a poncho.

[thezackpew]

lol nice use of the ole apple loops "news segment"

[herojob]

this wasn't exactly 5 seconds now, was it?

[AwesomeGuitarest765]

I like how the top rated comments are the same thing.

[unserenacht]

lol that cow is cute...

[neonfiona]

Am I the only one who really wants a chicken in a poncho now?

[TheWeirdIndustries]

He must've been having

*puts on sunglasses*

A COW!! =D

[KnodoffFan]

Must of been a COW trying to get that sweater on!

[Abbytater]

ANIMAL FARRRMMMMMM

[JeihVonn]

Hold down 2.......ch-ch-ch-ch-chicken

Also, alternate between 3 and 6, sounds like he's beatboxing.

[JncGwen]

@JeihVonn 2 is bbbbbbbreakfast

[JeihVonn]

@JncGwen My bad, sorry XD

[TF2Silencer]

@bonbon3589 Yes it did, watch the whole thing before commenting

[Izzetmaster]

Suit jacket and jeans. Classic.

[Miskarekola]

@Izzetmaster its a gray suit pants

[vicente321]

seems to me that we have a serial tailor on the loose

[Troublemaker1991]

The cow stole the show.

[akjk123123]

They had another film called Breaking News. It's old but still funny

[BonBon3589]

THE CLOCK NEVER CHANGED. TIME FLUCTUATION

[hivonzooo]

I think he sunk a cow.

[bohnhead00]

it's mad cow disease all over again D:

[ApocalypX]

'Cause they look like people!'

'That is something...'

[stealthygreener]

forget the animals look at those sexy ponchos

[zeloskie]

LOL 72 celsius

[YourStrangeNeighbor]

@zeloskie In America, we have a different degree. Its called fareinhiet. So ours is different. That 72 would be 22 in Celsius I know.

[zeloskie]

@YourStrangeNeighbor oh ye lol I thought the little 0 wus just for celsius and the little F wus just for fahrenheit but thats just me

[swordbellums]

that is something.

[Esq5555]

Check out the temperature

[FloatingFlames]

Tags: apocolypse end of the world

[SquirrelmanJ981]

Subtle masturbation jokes are the best.

[Simonhakken]

cow the new 5sf face?

[toastedfilms]

That is something

[LyubenV]

Loved the cow.

[Martinolol]

After the interview he comes to the conclution: "That is something."

[TheStormofStorms]

cuz they look like people XD

[GregorioXII]

"A" 83-second film? I'm ashamed, 5sf.

So, so ashamed.

[iraqiboy90]

lol, "That is something.."

[shadowhunt86]

That cow should be a regular member of the 5secondfilms cast.

[TheMagicMuffinx]

Look at my big egg!

[nunzioforpresident]

best video ever

[Navigatorkupa]

in 1:03 time moved from 9:42 to 9:43 :)

[MlSTEREM]

o ja je... e :D:D toś to szok :D great job !!

[reaper00020]

Yay another film over 5 seconds :)

the News is already bad, The quality of 'news' will oneday, really, decline to this.

[quickpretendimfunny]

Love these longer videos!

[traysUtube]

This is 5 seconds? wtf? (mindblown)

[VampirateYuki]

lol "Cuz they look like People." totally.

[tricoloredham]

I just spent ten times the amount of my 5sf budget for today. Damn you!

[ronaldrager]

83 seconds!

INTENSE!

[xemnasvii]

YouTube must accept this positive comment!

[J0Fernando]

was the chicken wearing the poncho loco??

get it?? XP

[SKMatoBB]

Made my day! Thanks! ;-)

[tRnH2]

That was a long ass five seconds

[professorwankstrom]

Anyone notice that 8 seconds into 'Grown Men Are Talking!' it says 'The Animal Clothing Co.'?

[NtNatow]

@professorwankstrom ...IT BEGINS.

[DJDDragon]

This video is something

[LuvyStyles]

NOT FIVE SECONDS THIS IS NOT FAIR YOU GUYS IT'S NOT FIVE SECONDS COMMON FIVE SECOND GOD DAMN FILMS JUST UPLOADED A 1:23 LONG VID WITH NO BLACK AND WHITE TITLES! BOOO BOOOOO! NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

[jraddddddddd]

@LuvyStyles chill man

[CommanderCooper]

Was Mr. McCallister upset that he died in Jurassic Park?

[ninjadudeX]

I for one would still eat every single one of those delicious animals.

[JCDHSCWD]

This points out a major flaw in our society about the slaughter of animals... but who give a damn, ITS FUNNY!

[StephensStuff]

Whats the cows sweater size?! O_O

[walruspictures]

lookslike the work of a

*puts sun glasses on *

poultryguiest

YEEAAAAHHHHHH

[RangerHellBlazer]

Soo they like wearing clothes *cow agrees* yes it would seem that way

[phenomenon91]

@RangerHellBlazer apparently they don't mind getting slaughtered too

[TheSpiffyNeoStar]

haha, it's animal farm.

[ForxIamDeath]

Only in Chico

[MidgetDiesel]

Animals are people too?

[thestokes91]

i love how brian is wearing a suit top and jeans

[peytonmanning1288]

Now how he supposed to get a turkey dinner?

[rururu2000andru]

lullllllllz

[Runna716]

and that cow was later nominated, along with burlesque...marmaduke...

[DanielAvelan]

hey,I've saw this dialog once in the simpsons movie!

[Pieguy2Productions]

That was way longer than 5 seconds.

[AndJusticeForAll1231]

@Pieguy2Productions original

[cwedds86]

cuz they look like people!

[wtfisagoodusername]

That felt 16.6 times longer than normal.

[Ruzlier]

that was a long 5 seconds.

[plungerheadman]

1:03 "They like wearing clothes?"

*cow nods*

[Xeniphyst]

@plungerheadman I noticed that too. xD

[chuckBtX]

302 is the new 301

[MoonarEclipse]

this video may be a minute and a half long but....

IT'S FIVE SECONDS ON MERCURY

[xlrious1]

"well that is something" XD

[aSpacemanTheySayIAm]

The last line is how I feel most news is nowadays... 'something'

[Bensterr23]

That is something!

[plexnoid]

Conceptually it was still quite funny. I approve.

[BlakesPuppets]

I liked it. Cows wearing clothes. Proposterous!

[seahorsecowboys]

stick with 5 sec......83 sec not soo good and pointless ....it was almost 16 times as long as your other skits yet not even 1/2 as funny.....peace

[Strife18]

"do they like wearing clothes?"

*cow nods head*

XD

[motorhead522]

Lol sounded like the chicken was next to my foot

[p3ngu1n48]

Must of been a slow news day

[staplebaby5]

MORE PLEASE!

[barkwindbat]

I do not see how "they look like people" is a problem' just makes it more fun. :D

[thewoodenblock]

@barkwindbat o-0

[1118mschenk1118]

i think that it was 5 seconds in cow seconds