What Did You Ask?!

[Mronetakereview]

To deafet fritzel you must first become fritzel

[teixfactor86]

Do you look different at yourself on this date than today December 14 2011?

[funnybunniezus]

Hi

[funnybunniezus]

Hi

[basketball18523]

boobies

[Bi0the0way]

Wow I cannot get over how much your show has evolved

[rwarmus72]

payforcollege.bbnow.org



[LetsStartWildFires]

I <3 Phil

[CoolDudesJunk]

I remember watching this... god, ages ago now.

[mangotejje]

I turned 11 that day

[huskyclaw]

@mangotejje usually people make fun of people who say they turned a young age :/ just telling u for the future...

[wideshady]

use a straw babys rub themselves in weird shit

[CelestialSerendipity]

Phil's old vids seem a tad angry as opposed to his new ones.

[TheRichwhitt]

your still a hot thang

[lordisructo]

fuck that guy who tried to rape her daughter he should be fucked in his ass until he spits blood

[lordisructo]

you sir rock :D

[iasimp1997]

Wait, what the hell? I got 165 thumbs? That means I'm cool now.

/sarcasm

And i'm getting replies from that comment in my email and i'm like wtf is dis shit?

[NinjasAreCooler616]

yay japan

[coolm0di]

Ari GOLD

[SammyLynn2379]

hey phil i love you!!!!!!

[xtremeskilzfrombirth]

penis

[GTADANIRU]

lol you seemed kinda pissed in this episode haha

[MrLolatyourface]

do u answer oldddddd vid questions?

[AntnHoney]

i LOVE that song at the end.!! love it!!

[SuposedArt]

God I swear in the videos that you have headaches in you look even hotter that usually do.

[Elizabeth17Jean]

Your freakin funny:) Lol, ummm my question. Why are you so cute, and how old are you...just curious. Ohhh and how do I put my picture up on here..so people know who I am lol!

P.S. Miley Cyrus=mega SLUT!!! :)

[fluff0000zz]

Me too! PUNCH DA BABY! XD joke btw

[yhallotharlol]

@jakesauras u mad?

[jakesauras]

you are a fucking fag

[dsshfjjnh]

@jakesauras don't watch his videos dick 

[maitreyaisthebeast]

You wear waaaaay to much makeup...

[S0O0R0D0E0N]

It's okay to punch a baby... just don't shake them!

[beastclan147]

Hey will u tell me what program u use for your videos

[PokeaFreak]

sorry if its a bad question but if the dude fukt his doghter n kept her in teh basement how did the "wife//mother" not know if she was the "mother" unless the guy fukt some othe itch n jacked the kid from the hospital or stole one

[Intikas2]

@PokeaFreak or maybe a daughter from a another women ? hell if the wife didint know about the basement then fck knows what else he did

[natascha19uscg]

@PokeaFreak Wow you butchered the spelling of 'daughter' among many others.

[holaminombreeskyle]

love ya sxe phil

[saeedsnne]

Why Do You Have To Be 16 To Have Sex And 18 To Watch It ??

[Oleviaoptional]

i tease my father in law about having a secret woman in the basement, its been going for about 6 months and every time my mother in law says something he doesnt like first words outta his mouth..."welp time to go visit my woman in the basement", usually followed by "one day im gonna kick your ass out and let her live up here in the real world"

[rippey95]

About your migraine, all i have to say is....

toughen up sunshine.

[zebralove081]

SUBSCRIBE AND GET ONE BACK

[rachael4427]

Not even funny...

[Bongtasia]

if you could be any type of superhuman and have a super power what would it be?

[Bongtasia]

wowowowow

[VeryOxygen]

My question: Have you noticed you kinda look like Ryan Reynolds?

[eduardssupra559]

My question is.... do u have an itty bitty baby dick

[jessbecuzyouluvme]

how big is your...........migrane XD

[kimber1415]

ur cute but ur mean and thats not a good thing

[Thiren111]

how do you like the new facebook?

[LadySmokey]

@ Trooooyyy...

u gotta be kidding me ..

U didnt hear it in the news?! DAMN!

[tttrrroooyyy]

the mother never wondered where her daughter was? or went into the basement?

[paintballpanzy]

lol yeah and my questions end in whatever i like lol &

yep i used& as period...

whats the world going to look like in 10 years$

yes a freaking $ $ue me!

[paintballpanzy]

i have a question whats the world gonna look like in 10 years!

[soulxfox]

@paintballpanzy Protip: Questions end with question marks.

(:

[bcknblck817]

hahahahaa very funny

[funnygal14]

hahaha i thought that too iasimp.

[iasimp1997]

wow at the beginning i thought you were going to say that you have a hUGE gynormous penis

[Nxandy12]

@iasimp1997 lol

[corporatedragon403]

@iasimp1997 that was the point of the joke.

[whitebluebug]

@iasimp1997

ROFL! Thanks for the laugh!

[ApplesAreLethal]

@iasimp1997 I thought he was gonna say a huge gynormous vagina xD

[N2B814]

@iasimp1997 Me too! :p

[evian1230]

@iasimp1997 SAME!!!!!

[vFavs]

@iasimp1997 Does that really need to be said? I thought everyone was just taking that for granted. Huh.

[legochief]

@iasimp1997 But then he would be lying...

[lyssaftw]

@iasimp1997 hah same here :O

[ngcrow12]

wow thats crazy

[baymarine01]

I think they Where makeing uh micprno and doing the micnasty all at micbitches!!

[glacier2win]

llool

[RKftw68]

are you sexy sxephil?

[Elliotptrials]

do you have AIDs?

[CherryBee53]

I'm curious as to why you are going into med school when you have a natural skill in communications that you could be doing more with.

[Achw3l]

Punch a baby hahahahahaha

[MetallicThor]

Don't kick the baby!

[deidaraslut]

@MetallicThor

punch.

He said Punch.

[MetallicThor]

@deidaraslut Yeah but then I was referring to South Park.

[MetallicThor]

@deidaraslut Yeah but then I was referring to South Park.

[sawyerscott52]

@MetallicThor He's not going to, he's going to punch it.

[secretwatcher100]

Fuk that chicken Phil!

[mikkibiggs1]

Have a nice holiday Phil. I'll miss your rants. <3

[spinseffing]

not sure why everyone's getting sent here but have a great vacation and screw whoever flagged your video.

[ireneportilla]

have a nice break and thanks giving, I love your videos, funniest person in youtube

[Freaks822]

didnt the mom have the baby so how did she not know there was a kid downstairs

[bkzwolf]

how do i put on a condom? i have impregnated too many women because of my lack of knowledge

[BabiMush]

my question, will yu marry me ! ahaa ! ;]]

[andyskirk]

he shouldn't get the death penalty, thats the easy way out. just lock him up in the prison with the most rape cases in the world, and let him get raped by a bunch of black dudes in a windowless cell. hopefully he'll survive the best part of 24 years too, so he knows what it was like to be his daughter.

[bluegirl3666]

haha I though he was going to say that too!

[SorceressEdea7]

...is it bad that after i heard I havea huge, Ginormus...I was expecting him to say penis...?

[MrAndersmusic]

lols i thought tht too XD

[babycakesjk]

That was the point. He did it on purpose,...

[historyblitz]

That guy in Austria deserves the death penalty.

[CazzBlock]

hell no: year of torture, then death

[MysonbeWise]

See NWO Solution

[Vakentz0r]

do you know if you marry me, your head will NEVER hurt again!

[billybobjoe198]

What did the wife think happened to her daughter?

[Ashinmora]

aprently after locking her away in a hidden room under the house the dad went on to make it look as though she ran from home - the entire time the wife thought she was missing....

[Ashinmora]

omg people its AUSTRIA not fucking Australia... god damn it - sorry for seeming rude but geez people look at a map

[chab911]

Hhahahaha

that must really suck-

like im from Australia and no one ever says Austria but i would imagine that the opposite would occur!

lol!

[vgcq02]

Do you think Fox News is fair and balanced?

[triented]

Do you think the sun is cold and icy?

[BobSaget37]

yea

[GaGaGirl5366]

are you single? btw ur eyes are soooo gorgeous

[Dzwitch]

Do you want to extract his eyes and eat them fried with garlic?

[BAZILJ]

lmfao ups and and kick ball that's fucking funny and true lol

[l0letrtainment]

Could you please dedicate on of your videos on the following topic "Teachers which just can't teach"

[LikeATrooper777]

I like the way you talk about things.. good work

[thepineappletalks]

i heard about that austrian bastard. hes gonna rot in hell.

sorry if i offended you. lol.

[winryrockbell16242]

my question is don't you just love it when people hate you? lol

[devilyn45]

Dear Phillip DeFranco,

My friend and i love your show. But right now my friend is dying from cancer. I was wondering if you could call him at this number, it's at&t 907-723-3425. Please it would make him feel so much better plus he only has 4 months left to live.

[ArchMax]

now everyone will give him a call =)

[GoodAngel445]

What does sxe mean if it doesn't means sexy?

[EvanRungeTV]

he isnt sexy it is a pun sexyphil no sxephil

[SilentxViolence]

Straight edge? Haha.

[PaintedEcstasytm]

Straight Edge

thats what he originally intended sxephil to mean. then he realised he didnt wan that,

[snowboardergirl16]

sxephil = sexy phil

[Mrrantandreview]

by the way, that was for bigndbad movies

[sourmanofcoal]

you get migranes from talking too much and thinking about stupid shit , so enjoy your migranes

[FFXPWNS]

and you are our douchebag of the day

[andrewharding1992]

GO TO HELL AND DONT REPLY TO ME BITCH!! I JUST RANDOMLY fuckin hate you.... for 24 YEAr!!

[FFXPWNS]

that was for sourmanofcoal but reply is ****ed right now

[Terza94]

i have migrens every day so i know how u feel : \

[AnonimosArtist]

I wanna know.... how many times have you been to hospital? I'm not sure why I wanna know it, but.... whatever.

[Spudunker]

Fuck UPS, my thousand dollar laptop is 2 weeks late. It was suppose to be air mailed and sent 2 weeks ago. I could deal with the "We sent it 2 days late" But not the "OH we lied we JUST sent it oh and you payed 40$ for ground mail. Also its going to be two weeks late. HAVE FUN! Also we're going to sit here and talk to you like you're a fucking idiot." So moral of that is. UPS Sucks and never use it. Use FedEX or MailExpress.

[anassoyd]

What do you think of rock and metal music. Do you like rap

[bubsy385]

my question is: how many people have you killed?

[Theyougo111]

this ep he is a dick i like him but in this ep he's a dick

[JagSmakarSkit]

PHIL IS SEXY AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[anassoyd]

What do you think emo is?

[GrindcoreDeadBaby]

OMFG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO PUNCH A BABY. That made me fucking happy as hell.

[Heathlovesemma]

I assume you are saying this because you disagree with his opinions, because yours must be right because you are almighty. Or you are simply jealous that you don't have as many subs.

[kittybreeder4]

thank you we all really look foward to you god damn mother fucking opinon we all right now will de-sub him because you told us to and i think you lik o sayfag andgay a little tomuch maybe hat telling everyone something eh?

[Mrrantandreview]

ahhhhh, very, uh, mature. what the hell is wrong with you? your pretty much saying this: "How dare you all have your opinions that differ from mine, for I am lord" he does read the comments so he probably did view that unfortunate...outburst on your part. but seriously, do you think anyone gives a damn that your insulting us over the internet. the correct answer there is no. you pea sized brain probably could not grasp that, so like a nice person, I gave you the answer. have fun being you

[zangipop21]

hehe, why r u watching + commenting if u dnt care?

[joshuascottbouloy]

דובל צט גןבל נןשאבי!

[kakelf]

I can fix migraines! Just find a Bowen Practicioner. Well, not just any. Come to Aus and I'll fix it. 

I used to get them for years and they suck.

[rintintin565]

wow, secon time I watch this asshole, nothing but bla bla bla, what a joke

[HelloWaffle]

I find it unfortunate your too stupid to understand, so you put the blame on him. Your the joke, sir. Lets see you get over a million subscribers just because your hilarious.

[ThePearI]

That is kinda the point of his channel

[Mjosianne]

What do you think of Affirmative Action?

[gothictiller12]

wat do you think about teens and porn

[savannashepherd]

hahhaa, ah..

your the greatest person alive (: <3

[darkalchemistninja]

sex porn tits

[mhmCrazyGurlFun]

Go get Medicine, Dont punch Baby's . XD

[godj65]

What do you have against babies?

[TheHippie23]

lmao haha punch a baby ur awesome! that sucks i get migranes sometimes

[kobil316SH]

im family with the austrian guy

[Ashinmora]

he said Ostria not Australia

[treekat73]

Well UPS actually DOES play kickball with the packages. My dad worked there for a week or so.

[freshpapi15]

Hey Phil, Yeah I watch your show and let me tell you. Pretty awesome how someone can give real news with real talk a real personality. So I as you. What do you think of Glenn Beck. I honestly can't stand that guys. He sickens me just from the tone of his voice. You shold def take his job. I mean the man is putiing himself in danger. he is like 165 years old. Tells no truth and has the heart of a cobra. I second that Philip De Franco starts for Fox News ASAP.

[NotEmo181]

Didnt his wife give BIRTH to said daughter? I assume she did. So wouldnt she wake up one day and wonder where the fuck that girl went? Hmm let me check in the basement!

[shunnagay]

LOL that's the same thing i thought...i'm like..okaay so u find ur daughter is missing and...wahlah u let it pass for..uhmm 24 fckin yrs! ridiculous!

[MaddieMcCartney1]

My question to you is:

Do you honestly think that if you had a child right now, the world would explode as if someone divided by zero?

[InfiniteKingpin]

Wow that Japanese porn thing are a bit weird and funny to imagine. A family are sitting in a booth and one of the guys are like, "My burger tastes a bit..penisy.." Speaking of family, wtf is with the daughter thing, that's messed up..

Phil, Do you eat at McDonalds?

[holliebean15]

Dudee i wouldd ummmm BANGG youu lol;)

[XenNation]

Yesssssss

[Kristoffergun]

Punch a Baby

[Pimpbot1000]

porn in mcdonalds?

i blame zack and miri

[sasorirules912]

do u watch flufee?

[CanYouFreeRun]

yo phillyd,

what would you do if you found out that your girlfriend was pregnant?

[0ctopus260]

cool lol subbed

[lubbe838]

Dude your awsome !

[Shopaholic4395]

Ur so cool =]

[DieIceDie]

Damn, i wish i could blow your.. wait... did you say mind.. oh.. never mind...

[xXxXxMetalHeadx]

Yeah, Miley Cyrus looks horrible.

[Naitsirhc2393]

you are Boring !!

[naplanz]

this guy is the biggest douchebag ever

[andrewpaul555]

i have a question...if you found out your mom and dad were divorcing and you were going to have a step sister who was verryyy hot..would you bang her even tho she was your step sister....i thought of this because of the whole..inbred theng ahha