Man vs. Wild: Killing Snakes

[rockonreptiles]

poor snake

[braveseamen]

A wild Ekans appeared!

Bear used stick...

It's super effective!

[SlickPimp420]

when faced with a big snake, twat it round the grape with a stick. i like it.

[litojonny]

i wonder what it tastes like :S

[DaveBais]

cant understand discovery is showing this... in one program they show the beauty of this snake.. and bear just killing it.. 

[Gunnertwin]

Poor snake? what do you say when they eat other animals like rabbits? That headshot was fucking funny! WHAT A HIT SON..WHAT A HIT

[TheZhoukui]

@XXXheavenstormXXX To eat it? derp

[aznmmv00]

@XXXheavenstormXXX You're a fag. Go back to killing Vegetables you Vegematic

[WoShiBBBoy]

@XXXheavenstormXXX you are fucking retarded

[MisterMortarious]

Bear Grylls, the original Naked Snake.

[joxter74]

I want to beat this guy to death with a baseball bat!!!!

[MegaSwobby]

steve irwin would be shocked :D

[Maximalnoob]

Shoot it with a shotgun.

[JustFoFun1000]

Ur so mean

[o0oo0oo00o]

200$ to a pet store (which is prob what they payed for it to "find it in the wild") none the less i still find the show entertaining :D but id rather had it as pet then dinner

[wakokamo]

One Shot You wanna Get Right (Hits Snake 5 Times )

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWYEAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHHHHH

[TigerNationn]

beat dat bitch

[motoroia3]

"One shot and you want to get it right"

BANG BANG BANG BANG

[HybodusStudios]

SWING IT AGAINST A TREE!!!!

[Androidkid17]

Dinner??

[bobbyfitz]

FINISHH HIMMMM

[pippy1994]

I hate snakes, so gllad he killed it! :D

[cpf2au]

Well done, that's the way to kill a snake!!

[Gigaflash22]

In the my country snakes eat us 4 lunch

[MusicTewns]

Yay he killed more animals, that makes me like this show. u_u

[deepfried777]

Metal Grylls Solid 3: Snake Eater

[H0lyPh3n0m]

Great job

[roulettered56]

What a prick killing the snake for a TV show? Discovery should be ashamed

[michaelftw300]

@roulettered56 It's a survival series, it's about a man that survives in harsh conditions with nothing but a backpack knife and water bottles etc. He needs the meat to survive. So why don't you just fuck off ?

[roulettered56]

@michaelftw300 Backpack, knife, food, water, TV crew, communication devices, hotel at night, oh yeah and a nice fat bank balance after each show. Suck cock!

[michaelftw300]

@roulettered56 Lol you jealous coz your a fat 42 year old cunt who lives in his moms basement sitting on youtube and feeding off your moms income from prostitution. Go eat a Big Mac.

[roulettered56]

@michaelftw300 LOL "Go eat a Big Mac"? I feel bad now for arguing with a retard :/

[michaelftw300]

@roulettered56 I'm the retard? You're the one who searches up "Man killing snake" then you go "omfg why is he killing a snake" fuck off ..

[roulettered56]

@michaelftw300 we can see you're getting quite upset now. Cheer up little buddy, your mom wont be a slut forever.

[michaelftw300]

@roulettered56 We? I guess you mean you and your fat, hairy ugly mom that works part time at the strip club and your alchaholic father? Awesome.

P.S You mad?

[roulettered56]

@michaelftw300 What's an AlcHaholic?

[michaelftw300]

@roulettered56 Holy shit, how dumb are you? Heard of a typo? Everyone fucks up... especially your parents.

[roulettered56]

@michaelftw300 Oh I see why you're so mad.. does daddy still touch your *special* parts? We're here for you.

[michaelftw300]

@roulettered56 Bro you are basically crying. Chill the fuck out. You don't need to admit that your father molested you as a child. Probably why you are scarred for life after watching this video you pussy and no i'm not mad at all. I'm rather entertained by your stupidity.

[roulettered56]

@michaelftw300 Poor child :(

[michaelftw300]

@roulettered56 Wow man how do you get such amazing comebacks...

[michaelftw300]

@roulettered56 I just realized how stupid we sound.. Look we have a fucking whole battle over a video... I'm off good day to you.

[epickoka]

I want the best comment on top again here we go:

''This is 1 shot u gotta get right''

''Hits 5 times''

''Its dead!''

[epickoka]

I want the best comment on top again here we go:

''This is 1 shot u gotta get right''

-''Hits 5 times''

''Its dead!''

[cucumberguy]

Hi Ted Bear!

[Drjrecordz]

Excellent video. Kill that fucking snake.

[achmadinedjad]

@Drjrecordz you find this excellent? Than you are mayby some kind of "poor soul" who was raped by his dad or something when he was young and now you love the feeling when weak creatures are getting hurt like you back than! think about it!

[Drjrecordz]

@achmadinedjad Your fathers a girl

[G33KB01]

1. Killing no matter how big or small can't relate to being raped. 2. Snakes are not weak.  3. Being raped don't make you want to see stuff get hurt. 4. Maybe because you're too sensitive to see something get killed, you try to make other people feel bad to watch a 50' snake that eats knee high animals and PEOPLE get killed in one well timed crack

[kanQflrn]

Infections? No problem. Sterilize it with your own piss!

[BDRioga]

next time be a real man and kill the snake with your hands motherfucke.r

[MaoriWithaGun]

@BDRioga you should show us how its done, upload a video. if you dont then stfu.

[TztokJad955]

give me your piss and i wont kill you

[KeyPiTMovinG]

Talk about Metal Gear Solid 3 - Here's a real Snake Eater

[hillbillyreaper]

Bear is my hero :) 

[ACCI]

The only species that would even have a chance to save the planet from another giant asteroid would be the human race and if we need a few animals to be in our mouths so be it.

[InTheNude97]

just get the sword of gryffindor and lop its head of... like neville

[aubscene1]

What a waste of a Beautiful Creature. I was Hoping the snake would win...

[zKaTtAk28]

@aubscene1 Its survival if your stuck in a rainforest you wouldnt last an hour.

[JRyanB1993]

Guys even if the snake was venomous you can still eat it. Venom can even be eaten as long as it doesnt get in your blood stream your fine. You guys are thinking about poison, and there actually is no such thing as a poisonous snake. Venom can be digested and nothing bad happens, poison is different.

[Adrian28PetersonOWN]

@JRyanB1993 as long as you dont have stomach ulcers or even cuts in ur mouth

[mskittykat1101]

@JRyanB1993 you right...also the poison come from a gland behind the teeth of the snake, so eating its meat is ok

[salamisumo2]

@mskittykat1101 There's no poison in its' glands, only venom

[mskittykat1101]

@salamisumo2 isn't that the same thing?

[dudeitsdavid]

"this is one shot you want to get right..."

*smashes snake in the head ten times

[ralphswurld]

i like you very much. please do it again

[terminat1]

I'm surprised you can kill a big snake so easily.

[elusuario989]

@terminat1 I can control a bigger snake.. if you catch my drift.. ;)

[deathknightwotlkbeta]

save me some of that meat :)

[PhiliphinoShoehead16]

Just killed a snake better drink my own piss.

[some5672]

what episode is this? or can anyone help me find the part where he eats it? i want to see how he cooks that giant thing.

[JRyanB1993]

@some5672 Yeah me too let me know if you find out thanks.

[bustergaa]

Bear: My heart is thumping!

Snake: .........

[5233484]

@bustergaa LOL..

*claps*

[frenchcalc]

LMFAO ANGEL SOFT

[m03hawkman]

I just realized something...does the cameraman eat the same thing as this guy or does he have his own supplies?

[singhisking853]

@m03hawkman I think he has his own stuff, like a tent, food, and what not. But he still deserves some credit for following this crazy guy around.

[nexsynyster]

"theres a lot of meat on this snake"

thats what she said? xp

[sundaypro]

Mum ,have you seen my snake??

I cant find Jimmy!

[superfly000]

Its dead, but with snakes, you cant afford to take any risks. better drink my own piss.

[choonguny]

this is so cool :D

[jedihunter176]

Why does he have to kill it? It wouldn't hurt him...

[Nat4Brendan]

@jedihunter176 Coz he was gonna eat it.

[papergunguy100]

@jedihunter176 ...He needed food, its a fucking snake, kill it with fire, and it was poisonous.

[jedihunter176]

@papergunguy100 You mean venomous, and no it was not. That's a boa, and they are not venomous. Your ignorance about snakes clearly reveals your barbaric self. They can be rather nice, Bear and the team just decided to provoke it to entertain foolish masses such as yourselves. I understand the need for food though.

[papergunguy100]

@jedihunter176 Oh great another fucking hippie, fuck snakes. Every human has a barbaric side, mine shows ALOT more.

[jedihunter176]

@papergunguy100 I'm sorry, when I said 'barbaric', I meant 'brain damaged brute'. I'm definitely not a hippie; I'm not sure hippies even like snakes because they eat 'cute' little rats. I already said I understood the need for food--you probably were too ignorant to read that bit, of course. You've no reason to hate snakes now, if you do you're a bigger pansy than me.

[longhorns6610]

@papergunguy100 uhh boas are not poisonous....lol

[ipodrats]

ohhhhh nice looks yummy boa constricter pie????? ya well next time im out in the wild i will grab a big stick and eat a delicous poisonus snake!!!! lol jk :P

[babyeleny]

yo puedo ver cualquier video de el.... comiendo sapos gusanos o lo que sea pero q maten a una culebra pa comer.. naaaaa! yo tngo una de mascota

[Daturatox]

douche

[sinister0208]

A giant snake!!!... might aswell drink my piss

[yap350]

after world war 3 people who watched this show and payed attention are the ones who will survive.... sorry peta and all you greenies.....grass doesnt supply enough protein

[batboyjhg]

Killing that thing would be exhilarating.

[charmprincess123]

he says the snake doesnt brush his teeth. i dont think he should be talking.

[warmonster86]

@GoGoGengar he does it for the survival of us all

[03AlexUSMC]

"They say, Snakes don't brush their teeth!"

Bullshit.

[tejano235]

sierra mist natural??? meh..better drink my own piss

[AwefSpdi]

OMG A SNAKE!

bash it on the head till it's brains fall out. That's humane. Especially when you have a knife in the first place.

~Midnightstar

[cnra7x]

@AwefSpdi you go up to that thing with a knife then id prefer the long stick

[kokkoman666]

@AwefSpdi what are you saying, that he should have just walked up to the snake and stabbed it? i mean how dumb are you!?

[AwefSpdi]

@kokkoman666 mmaayyybbbeee u could tie the knife to the end of the stick and sliced off its head from a distance

OFF WITH ITS HEAD! XD

(im bored o3o)

[FANTOMTRON]

i bet that snake was for him and the camera crew lol :D

[schoolsucks400]

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SUISElSEKI]

i caught a snake

better drink my own piss

[peace36660]

@SUISElSEKI FROM ITS SKIN!

[g4m3rguy2011]

poor snake



[cizzam21]

Anybody else having trouble watching because of the fucking mormons?

[JimmerFan1]

@cizzam21 At least others can handle without throwing a tantrum. And no, nobody else is having trouble watching this... except for one person that only knows how to cry for what they want. Grow up you asshole and deal with things like normal people.

[estrellanocka]

This man is a big retard and bastard,kill this man,Bear is an assasin of wildlife

[thespecter2]

@estrellanocka You are an assassin of intelligence.

[Hermoor]

@estrellanocka That snake would kill you and Bear if he could. It's nature, deal with it...

[3vegemite]

@estrellanocka go fuck a tree you dirty hippie!

[TowerJam]

bear's piss heal 500 hitpoints

[ThunderguardianLambo]

@TowerJam i think you mean Health points

[TowerJam]

@ThunderguardianLambo stop hatin and get money!

[ThunderguardianLambo]

@TowerJam *facepalm

[powerjazzatitain]

"With snakes you can't afford to take any risks *stabs in back*

Now thats a good length

*Snake bites his dick off*

[miko88x2]

"With Snakes you cant afford to take any risks" *takes out gun*

[MCgrenade17]

nice

[911Sound]

Good men !

[kieran2k11]

ive killer the snake now i shall drink my own piss

[unclewillywow]

alot of people are mishearing "i only got one shot at this" he means to attack it over hitting it once... if u look when he does hit it the snake is in attack position like a "S" shape. if he missed the snake, the snake could strike. he wouldnt die from the bite but gangreen would have set in with out treatment. even in army cadets they teach u how to survive like this, not a snake but same applys. and tbh its something that peps need to get over as alot more worse things happen in real life :)

[uhmlmfao]

this is why i lost respect for this show, he has camera men and people standing by.. no need to kill an animal or living being to save ur retarted ass for ur own peice of shit show.

[DanJun009]

@uhmlmfao What a dumbass. Its a survival show -_- survival of the fitest. Dumb fuck

[ripking3993]

@DanJun009 word

[benmummyzxc]

@DanJun009 SHUT UP

[WhoJELLY]

It would've been a lot cooler if he used a BIG rock and kaboom goes the head!

[MoreMetforMe]

Haha what a stupid show!!! ...All retardet peoples who like to watch such shit in the TV!

[Thebl00d0ne]

@MoreMetforMe And who just watched, or atleast clicked on a video of it :D

[77theflame77]

@MoreMetforMe what do you watch? Jersey Shore?

[MoreMetforMe]

@77theflame77

No... i need to think while i look TV.

[thesharkchick]

@MoreMetforMe Everything about your comment is hilarious. God, I hope you have tons of babies and spread your idiot seed over our good Earth.

[avaitionchick]

You are are naive if you think he's gonna eat it. They just film it and probably sell the snake to use it's skin.They are just gonna go back to the hotel and order room service.

[thesharkchick]

@avaitionchick Well, since you were there, why don't you write a book about it and rid the world of injustice? While you're at it, take a trip to a slaughterhouse or two and have them shut down. Take a quick nap, then head on over to a local battered women's shelter...round off your Bleeding Heart Roadtrip with a nice vacation to Africa and end AIDS with a single brush of your hand. You think that snake would have had any pity on Grylls if it had found him while Grylls was sleeping?

[jomardomingo77]

i know snakes are bitch creatures but this is kinda cruel

[Saxe1990]

no, really not ok

[alesssandro78]

Let's kill oll that fu$%inf snakes in the world ! snake = snack !

[kevinduong4]

snake? snake????? SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!

[smokill91]

@kevinduong4 xD HAHAHAHAHA MAN U MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Kriegskeks]

Blöder Idiot. Legt das Vieh nur um weil er irgendwelchen fetten Amis zeigen will wie man irgendwo überleben kann. Find ich sau lächerlich.

[bhanco1]

Its a primitive emotionless reptile. Who cares if it dies.

[miluttin]

totally NOT COOL!!!!! Pore snake!

[sale1808]

Shame you "Discovery chanell".......

Boa Constrictor only wants to live,and nothing else...,and this stupid man kill without specially reason....

[smokill91]

@sale1808 he´s got a reason!! ....he wants to eat it ;D

[huynhhao14]

@sale1808 He was going to eat the snake. That's why he said * this snake has a lot of meat inside*

[Boogers4dinner]

Great job, one less snake in the world. Great video.

[grlomrocks]

@Boogers4dinner you are really stupid

[bbarrbrayden]

"And that is a BIG Boa Constrictor. It's not liking me to be this close." *goes closer*

[Blackamericarules]

give me kfc any day, al least the chicken wont go and try to kill yo ass!

[UnstableUranium]

little did he know, he killed the last species of its kind

[Kominex]

This man is fucktard. god bless Steve I. He would kiss the snake. This idiot just kills everything and think he is brave. Respect the nature, mothafucka

[geezou]

@Kominex I do agree with you !

I don't understand To try to

As you mentioned,I miss Steve saying so happily...Look at that pretty snake baby...with his cute accent !

[geezou]

@Kominex Sorry !  I erased some words in between .

I wanted to say this guy disrespects wild animals to try to impress others .

And in wrong way.

[mckiller45]

@Kominex stupid bitch, killing is nature as well. respecting nature isnt kissing it

[Kominex]

@mckiller45 killing without reason is not nature, its bitchy, aswell as your whole life, small shit

[mckiller45]

@Kominex why dont you pull out the thing that you have inserted into your ass that has died and realize that most killing is without a great reason, most of it by humans

[TymesRhymes]

@Kominex It is not without reason, he said at the end it was going to be good Dinner. Get the stick out of your ass.

[Corduroy66]

Why kill an animal that is not a threat?

[barakuda1111]

@Corduroy66 To eat

[anythingnew]

I wish I was White so I can kill dogs, cats, snakes, turtles, and all kinds of other animals and people would think I'm cool. Sucks I'm Asian...

[Hardcore4evar]

"Need to do it in 1 shot!" *hits him 5 times* "It's Dead"

Lol.

[Zombi3Bwans]

@Hardcore4evar You mean "this is one shot you want to get right"

[dookiekong007]

@Hardcore4evar a hit is not a shot. He meant once chance when he said one shot.

[jokerface1002]

@Hardcore4evar he said "this is the one shot you wanna get right"

[JoeBird76]

@Hardcore4evar Hahahahaha

[HDK1CEO]

@Hardcore4evar ur a fucking idiot, he said, "this is one shot you wanna get right" clean ur ears

[beautifulprincess109]

you can't kill it buy going through it's spinal colar because that happened to my unccle and he try to kill it that way and it didn't die

[NastyTigerstyle]

did they show him eating the snake?

[toix48]

needs piss

[zcrosby]

that was awesome. my heart was thumping and i'm just watching