Episode 18: Local News Segments Gone Horribly Wrong

[Siska0Robert]

Those fake names almost killed me :D But I don't get Lenna Jensen? what am I missing?

[momoandmiz]

Lou Briccant.

Brilliant.

[randomclam898889]

this is funny

[chada75]

3:54 That chick is cute in that bathrobe.

[Leothiman]

How do you mix up gay and blind?

[qbalaqss]

That birth day list was fucking awesome, whoever can read that with a straight face is a master of the poker face.

[manaburn]

What about the molesting shampoo?!

[auritone]

3:26 One of the most spotaneous and loud discharges of a stomachs immediate content I've ever seen!

Exorcism anyone?

[BajaGordon]

HEEEEYYYYYY! MANCHESTER!

[dylasauruswrecks]

0:56 am i the only one hearing this guys battlecry

[cmonconan]

40000 hits? wow people have no taste.. i mean the others got like 4 million..

but kid logic kicks in, FUCK M YOUR BETTER KEEP ON "TRUCKING" uhm yeah or whatever you fancy..

bacon chicken thing still haunts me..

[JohnMooreification]

1:20 Swaim turns into Christopher Walken when he said 'balls'

[Csidia]

2:42 "i would, SHIT IN A BUCKET AND FUCK THE B-(ucket) well you know, that or my smile."

[boitahaki]

Stories Will Always Involve Molesting

stop being a fucking genius all the time

[professionallewis]

the 5 people who dislike this have been dealt with.

[fsfsfsfsfsfsg]

poor dude I mean he actually just felt for the old teleprinter joke!

[BeeRich33]

What an idiot. RiverDALE Park, not Riverside. What a loser.

[momoandmiz]

"Yes my prince, sleep. You earned it."

[shinkosai]

ho shit double post x.x

[shinkosai]

3:23 I could watch that on loop for ages xD I'm a terrible person

[systemleech]

@shinkosai me too.. i cackled for like 5 minutes... i nearly died

[Siska0Robert]

@shinkosai someone should definitely make a gif

[USA4LFC]

"This just in, fffuuuuuu..."

[heftyboy20121]

Id shit in a bucket!

[violin1cello710]

5:53 "Anita Lay, my cunt."

[grandmastercleaver]

The flawless victory is what did it for me.

[stickywister]

i couldnt find the swaim signal michael

where is it located?

[McCombsb]

lol thats my actual local news station at the begining

[normandale1987]

how the hell does this get 4 dislikes?

[theptownboyz]

you shouldve done the alabama leprechaun news story!!

[justsigninguptowatch]

"I'm not sure those snow pants are roomy enough for your massive balls!" lol

[BLACKIESBOY]

4:10 FLAWLESS VICTORY, OWNED

[DoorGunnerNam67]

Hey the opening with Wood TV 8 is my local news show!

[MrFuckJohnny]

what happend at no 2? i dont get it!

[livie424]

southwest michigan's wood tv 8 featured in a cracked tv?!? never have i been more proud to be from this lame ass town.

[ZuedaYT]

5:28 went on to be a well established catchphrase. Well, on the internet at least.

[biggieboy2510]

"so, what would say is your greatest strength as a meteorologist?"

-"well, if I'd have to pick one quality, I'd SHIT IN A BUCKET, FUCK THE....well, that or my smile"

"yeah, i was gonna SAY! WOW!"

[destroyer1187]

this just in! FUUUU.... best line in the whole thing

[killguta]

"Someone climbed the highest moutain, Everest. BUT, he's GAY!" ROTFLMAO

[CarolinaOcelot]

I ain't got no prompter

[malcholeric4]

I don't get lenna jansen can someone explain?

[nosorab3]

FLAWLESS VICTORY

[Judothrow5]

Local man's glasses found to be hilarious. LMAO

[tegolin]

That birthday part seems suspicious.

Anita Lay

Mike Hunt

Craven Moorhead

[TheOneZiggy]

Yeah cos it was the news show was pranked.

[MikoDollie]

@tegolin

Don't forget Lou Briccant on that list of suspicious names. This HAD to be staged.

Dixie Normous? As in Dick's Enormous? Enyta Horre? I need a whore? Mike Hock? As in "my cock" Harry and Donna Mou Lester? Willie Hardigan As in Willy hard again? Mike Hunt.. Emma Roids....as in hemroids. May Anne Naze (Mayonase) just takes the cake. Try harder my friend.

;p

Do I SERIOUSLY need to go further? At least TAM should pick videos to make fun of that aren't so obviously fake.

[princesstamika]

In defense of Yeasty Vagina conventions, there are women there trying to get help. The douchebags give these long suffering women a bad name.

[DWSimmy]

@princesstamika You win one internet

[princesstamika]

@DWSimmy Wow! I never won one before! I want a lot of porn!

[flyhighj65]

damn! He went black faster than I did in federal prison (And Im never going back) hahahahaha

[orochimarugaysociety]

Laughed so damn hard.

[TRIQUETRA24]

lol someone managed to sneak mike hunt into that dumbshit news teams b'day list

[GlitchDawg]

@TRIQUETRA24 dude did you watch the rest of that? It was like literally every name on that thing was a sex joke! Anita Lay(i need a lay) and Craven Moorhead (craving more head)

[airgilbert]

lol blacky

[wildblue2]

Reasoned edifying comment.

[HoganQuake]

Yeah, thats the Michigan News Team 8 intro lol

[Hobbatabba]

haha dixie normous...mike hunt...eynita horre....GABE ASHER

[phytor1]

hay, im blind, and i was very offended when i saw her say that...

[soulhunter4444]

I think the Global news guy is from my city....

Hm.

[dasstu]

Its an honest mistake really, gayness and blindness are remarkably similar.

By the way, Gay people, that was a joke. And blind people, your buddy reading this is totally a liar.

[razzlefrazzle123]

@dasstu

I laughed unbelieveably hard at that.

And I'm gay.

[kamikazeCORP]

LOL!

"Tha fuck is that, shit fly in my mouth tha fuck polla"

[AvsJoe]

Gotta love Global news: providing the most badass reporters in all of Canada. Seriously, they rock.

[360bull]

I laughed when it was Mick Hunt's birthday, especially because the woman said it.

[lurch321]

What about the weatherman who freaks out when he sees a cockroach?

[DelMarrrrr]

Anyone else notice the ticker @ 3:42?

Hilarious xD

[zackman86]

and boom goes the dynamite

[GrandChiefSmackaho]

Wow that old reporter gave one masterful zinger and the anchor gave one devastating comeback.

[manyeyeshere]

Am I the only one that laughed so hard I cried at the footage of the molested beaver?

[SquirtOutADump]

It was pretty damn funny.

[Chowdder]

I LOL'd too!!

[ShtikMahn]

Yes, no! Whatever the means! Attack attack! Attack, ATTACK!

[Iam8teenlol]

Random barfing ftw xD.

[sedwaykid]

"fuck you mother whore SHIT!" lmao

[mattvantech]

@sedwaykid

Funny, that weatherman is from my hometown TV station. Man he got smoked for that!

[unknownkiller00]

no its fucking mother fucking whore..shit

[sedwaykid]

i LOVED the part with the black reporter!!

[jayfran76]

that was sum funny shit keep that stuff comming i love it

[MikeHuntagape]

LOL the birthday names to read out XD

[StoneTemp1Pilot]

The guy trying to put the money in the reporters bra was win of the highest caliber.

[Porky88888888]

lolol.

FLAWLESS VICTORY

[Harusama]

LMAO! Omg, I love this series xD

[Webberjo]

Lol, the Happy Birthday/Anniversary names were so funny!

[shadowenglish]

cool.

[redac13]

so what if he's gay?

[xXTheWhiteSheepXx]

This just in-

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-

[AdrenalineTheory]

lol, the opening part was from one of our areas local news stations.

[riDDimann]

He climbed the highest mountain in the world, but he is gay.

[JoMiMo555]

Dude, you stole that intro from my local news! Well, back when I lived in Michigan anyway! My dad used to be friends with Larry Nienhaus:P

[ArkAngelHFB]

I love how the black dude instantly goes from proper news caster voice to, getto in less than a second... granted if a bird crap on my face, I'd probably loos my cool in the same way. lol

[hectorste1]

lol

[bartman1337]

rofl! where can i find the clip from 3:25

[TheEdibleShoe]

Mike Hunt hahah.

[tikkshamur]

God yes, I love these.

[jbear0000]

Michael! Where have you been? I have missed your videos.

[morthgog]

Swaim is back!

[UltimoDestructo94]

I am leaving a reasoned, edifying comment below the video.... yay for me!

[BenDiRosa2]

the last one was the best <3

[treetopteresa]

LMAOO I love the clips you found, too darn funny!

[peanutsthyname]

WTF?!? lmao 3:18

[Joseph15melo]

boom goes the dynamite lmao

[mazack00]

This show isn't funny enough to have so few episodes.

[techguy33]

what?

[AtomicSpike]

So...because it isn't that funny it should have way more episodes?

[MankindCartoons]

wait, ok, let's try and figure this out...the show isn't funny, enough... so it should have more videos, or, maybe it should have less videos... because it has so few.... yeah.

[Aabicus]

I think he meant "show is too funny". I've done that typo occasionally.

[mazack00]

What I mean is: The humor of shows like this developes as the show goes on. These guys just keep reposting episodes though. Make sense now?

[MankindCartoons]

I was just mocking your bad English. I don't actually care. I was just being an asshole.

[mazack00]

Bad english? You simply didn't understand what I ment. My english was fine. You're just a bad troll.

[sedwaykid]

and you cant spell meant. sorry, thought youd like to have that cleared up

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

But, he's gay, gay, i mean he's blind.

[eric3141k]

holy fucking shits thats funny!

[PrinceVice]

lol this is too good.

[DrummerBoyMatt528]

lol boom goes the dynamite was from Cleveland on Family Guy, what a nerd

[Monkeyboy92037]

yeah, cause family guy invented every phrase in the english language

[Gondus]

Awsome video as always.

[AtomicSpike]

Christine Roher gave me flashbacks to a certain terrifying picture of Agent Skully. You know the one I mean.

[vanrulzz]

lol @ the final destination clip

[GrayEyesWorld]

still here or whatever ugh..... um....... now Im first rating woo!

[GrayEyesWorld]

first ohyah Im lucky today