The Jon Dore Television Show - Penis Play

[RedSkiesAwaitUs]

Can't believe this shit was on ED. Love Jon dore, one of my favorite comedians :) The fact that the comedy network canceled his show and added ''big bang theory'' makes me weep for society.

[Brawlsack]

10 people got an STD from a VA GUY NA

[divinegod102]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[gr8rootbear]

,,,and I'm an anus! LOL.....funny stuff.

[Irregulation]

WTF?

[bubussful]

wheres the condum

[pedinoway2]

can you upload full episodes?

[27081993th]

"I AM A VA-GUY-NA"

[xnoob5893]

this is way better than the birds and the bees talk

[catbsometimes1]

love jon dore so much

[kamanda233]

"IS THAT TRUE?" HAHAHA

[Mr420TheBlaze]

This is honestly the funniest show i have ever seen.

[sydneyaus666]

fuck this never gets old

[leiferickson08]

hahahahah caught the last minutes of this gem and laughed myself stoooopooopdid.

[AnonTeh]

funniest shit ever :D

[VoCKillz123321]

most amazing my innocent eyes could ever see.

[mugatu5000]

chanting: "we just gave you an STD, we just gave you an STD" lol. funniest thing ever

[EnvyTheEnv]

FFF THIS IS BRILLIANT.

[ElmoKillz]

LOL!!!

[joeperry4life]

IS THAT TRUE!! lmfao

[sydneyaus666]

AH HA HA STD nazi's lol i LOVe this play, i LOVE Jon Dore

[Hitachi007]

lol that's exactly what I thought of! XD FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!

[pcameron6]

hahahaha 2:39 is golden

[bla2706]

that is just to damn funny lmao

[pukka99]

The girl with the glasses is hot!

[undersolo]

She was in another comedy group called Knock Knock Who's There? Comedy! (from Toronto) - met her at a show they did in Montreal (yep, she's hot).

[izukarn]

lols !!!

[danonbananon]

the first minute was HALARIOUS!

i love himm..

.. with another person?

.. who was awake?

lmfao <3

[smurfmeplease]

im not sure about u guys.........but i want that fucking cock costume!

[nickthecomedian]

VAGNIA

[aliios]

best part is when he says IS THAT TRUE

[ccNICKcc]

they should have this at school lmfao

[noriega888]

I bet that narrator would love some dirty sex judging from her facial expression

[animalovingtomboy]

lol gay lol but funny

[crowboy99]

and im an anus!

[sexuallobster134679]

all Canadians are baddass and never doubt it, EVER. chears to you the247editor.

[adairbritton]

that's stupid there are morons in every part of the world.

[sexuallobster134679]

Yes, yes, yes, true said, I kinda forget what it was I said, so if it was offensive to anyone, sorry. BTW I am Canadian.

[Abumafo0]

i almost shit my pants watching this it was so funny

[TheAlmightyC]

LOL i love jon dore!

[fukinlaf]

watthe fuk, i juzz cumoff stage, 22 min. n get 4500 large n this shitball works 12 days for 3 n has shitballs sukin his wang n rittin worthless shit on this site. sum1. ice da shit. u do the math holmes, Dore-k-k-k, heez da loozer...

[MikeBatman]

What are you even talking about? Why can't you spell or do you predate written word you dinosaur.

[shinobigrl5027]

math? what you need is english lessons

[birdybirdforever]

What you need ARE English lessons.

[shinobigrl5027]

sorry. but at least you understood my post. fukinlaf's makes absolutely NO sense whatsoever...

[fukinlaf]

wen the fuk r u gonna get it?,... yor not fuking funny ok? u tri n come to mi cuntry n b funny butt yor not ok? get a lif, yu haf to be VERY funny to work and u are not fuking funny. sum1. iz putting u on babe, u will fizzl n' burn,... then what?

[the247editor]

You know what IS funny though? How friggin' old and crabby you are.

And let's not forget that "Son of Sam" school of spelling you seem to be really keen on gramps. Is that for effect or are you about to go on some fast-food restaurant murder rampage?

Congratulations! You are by far the scariest person I've encountered on YouTube so far - and that's saying a lot - so please stay away from Canada you psychotic inbred.

We have a name for people like you - I think we call them assholes.Goodnight!

[fukinlaf]

hey everybody, let me introduce you 2 our host's little lick-bag for this episode,... the247editor. yor banned.

[the247editor]

Banned? From what? What on earth are you even talking about you insane geriatric freak. For a comedian - you're not making people laugh very much you know. You should move out of your 80 yr. old mother's house and then talk shit about other people ok? I have a better idea - why don't you open a motel, kill your mom & then dress like her - since you pretty much have that Norman Bates thing down.

In case you're missing the point - I think you're a creepy lunatic that should be locked-up. Cheers!

[Wombleonastick]

@the247editor The internet; it is SRS BSNS

[FlyingHero666]

Haha bitch, you got owned by one bad ass canadian!

[oreocookie345]

i was on that show!

[HELLOHMONSTERS]

you just got a std you just got a std

[jakedaman1232]

8===> lol jophn dore

[SEXSOUP]

LOL. Jon Dore is so funny [:

[avoidingtheafterlife]

and iiiiimmm an anus! lmao

[Mr19after6]

This was hilarious!

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

this video makes jon dore look like a dick <;)

[WickedMan274]

As long as i don't come off looking like a dick

[missbmw01]

hahahahahahahahahahaha!

[RubberBirdCreations]

Its not on TCN anymore, what the fuck?

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

oh it is. Mondays @ 10:00pm

[EddyARB]

Jon dore is the funniest guy in history.

[addictingbox1077]

hallarious

[sydneygoesinsane]

lolzz.

[krook22]

lmao i love the creepy virgin in the crowd hes like getting a fucking erection lol...Im surprised he didnt explode from that

[nooboarder]

Anus looks like Ford from Waverly Films.

[guitar69legend]

im a vaggina

[mantrakid]

absolutely, absolutely

[ZOGMACHINE88]

IM AN ANUS!

[AnishaD23]

HAHA

[hormonia]

I love the "censored" sign guy

[satellite98]

i love this show i blow my load as soon as it on tv

[lil123brunette]

Ha ha lol =D

[colleenfrances]

LOL WTF XD

[MorbidaX]

This is too funny. What's great is the ending with the theatre woman though.

[DrunkLahey]

I just saw the John Dore show for the 1st time today, and laughed my ass off. After it was over I went right to youtube to find more. GOOD SHIT!

[jmatty88]

brilliant, haha, brilliant.

[Alex887]

New episode tomorrow night.

[tscguy]

jon dore is one funny fuck

[74flippy74]

ur a fucking adult and all u have to do in ur spare time is to tell of kids on fucking youtube. get life. and a job

[bluebull2006]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Viper298]

i rate this video OVER 9000.

[andtheirbeams]

Can't anyone just watch a video on YouTube without turning it into an argument? For fuck sake, just enjoy the video.

[accordion2hoyle]

Nerdy, introverted pablum, equivelent to grade 11 theatre, it's crap, besides you can't make a humerous premise on the misfortunes of unprotected sex. If you think unprotected sex IS fortunate therefore humerous, then you need help!...

[the247editor]

you need help.

message back when you're ready to join the human race again you snooty elitist tree hugger...and learn to spell the word "humorous" before you start throwing all that holier-than-thou mumbo jumbo around. Creep-o.

in other words - Glad you liked the video too!

[TerryRichmanAndJoey]

Well Ken, I was in the human race when you were just a yellow stain on you daddy's boyfriends bedsheet, so, "Fuck you too shitball, gaybo, mutherfucker". In other words,...'Lick my dick!'... as I'm sure you and your kinky sex-freek friends would like to... Oh yea, glad you liked the monolog. Noob.

[the247editor]

And you are?

I suppose this means you and accordion2hoyle are one and the same. No? Yes? Some clarity would be appreciated before this continues because if you are not the old-as-fuck dribbler that I was directly responding to, then, - WHAT - in the name of Anus MacAhole are you even talking about here? Are you him? Defending him (if so ...er...from what?)? Or have you unfortunately been hanging out in your meth lab too long?

[the247editor]

And what is with this out of left field gay-bashing stuff --- in quotation marks mind you. What exactly are you quoting from anyways? And what prompted your angry homosexual-laden attack onme? On what merit? Like - All of a sudden I'm "gay" reason being - why? Simply because you have zero intelligence and creativity to come up with anything substantial to really insult me with.

[the247editor]

I mean - if you are really wanting to make a go at it with me...you're gonna have to do better than that crap - you gaylord. Or rather "GaymutherMan!" - "Eat Dicker guy"...my goodness you're retarded.

Now that was pretty "humerous" don't you think?

PS: Who the heck is ken?

[tardsky01]

why do you watse your time typing this shit you have NOOOO life or freinds u fuckface

[the247editor]

Yah - TerryRichmondAndJoey are indeed friendless fuckfaces - I totally agree.

Same goes to that accordion2hoyle S.O.B.!

Well said my friend.

[Maryangel24]

lmao. i so died while reading ur comments, hahaha. u got brain, mister :D

just thought i'd tell u, haha.

[the247editor]

I concur. Those a-holes are true fuckfaces without the benefit of any friends. How insightful of you.

[menijoe]

I FOUND GOD TODAY HIS NAME IS JOHN DORE

[chainsaw745]

thankyou man jon dore is my favourite show ever thanks so much for posting these

[Canuckfan3]

Jon Dore is fucking amazing.

[Canuckfan3]

this show is fucking pro.

[FlyingVshredz]

is that kal pen on his writing team?

[ItalianDude88Returns]

"we just gave u an STD, we just gave u an STD :)" hahahaha!!!

[klimove]

IM a vagina....i mean vigina lol soo awsome

[youko100]

This is amazing.

[Moezzilla]

Jon Dore is funniest man on the planet! anyone who disagrees with me can suck my ballS!

[Pavleshka]

agree!

[Kaijii]

It's so wrong and yet so funny lol

[Knightfall182]

Thanks for uploading this.  Youre my hero!!

[durdensoaps]

You're welcome. Wow...I've never been called a hero before. That feels really good inside. I appreciate that and please do come back soon to enjoy more upcoming clips from the show - as my thank you. Cheers!

[wherehavingfun]

Yo man dudrensoaps? haha u talking about fight club? that movie/book is dope

[durdensoaps]

You got it. That's where I lifted the name from. Glad you caught it. Great. Now I have to change it to something like "goodburger101" - at least no one saw that movie.

[krawking2000]

i saw goodburgerXD

[SaintChristobel]

@durdensoaps I like the way you sarcasm, durdensoaps