Doug Stanhope: Voice of America - JACK CAFFERTY DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK

[tarnishedmercury]

i have the wierdest boner right now

[chrisbrandt207]

Not gay in any way, but yes, I love that man, I strive to tell people to their face, fuck you, your opinion sucks. And if what I said to you offends you, get a life and understand that peoples opinions mean nothing except to the deliverer.

[MrDanielWalls]

He'll find those blogs like Troy Holms. Like if you know who that is lol

[drago884]

The musical score is a perfect compliment to Doug's style. Well played, Brits!

[FungusMossGnosis]

Ha, I always thought that way about Jack Cafferty, but hadn't the courage to vlog about it, as Doug Stanhope has. What a brilliantly self-righteous son of a gun he is!

[colafroggy]

Why aren't there more of these?!

[SimplyGebus]

LOL as soon as he started talking about yoghurt i lost it

[Buffjinx27]

im gettin my op heard!!!

[sooldanbar]

I'd write a compliment but I doubt he would care.

[pretorious700]

blogs are for pompous fuckwads

[09Libertarian]

@pretorious700 What the fuck do you think you just did? Pompous fuckwad!

[lillsowi]

If only this video would blow up on the interwebz!

[michaelogwat]

the fist second the two Brookers look so funny

[nicolenadia1]

Hooray! Bingo got her name in this as well!!! 

[MortimerKahn]

The only acceptable alternative to the late great George Carlin.

[caiocrossover]

@MortimerKahn I agree! but that's just our opinion...

[kevindlinc]

Good stuff!!! and here I am voicing my stupid opinion.

[linux00001]

whats the likeyhood of doug doing another uk tour . .

answer =.WE ALL DONT FUCKING KNOW

[jayufc]

@murdockqotsa Stanhope knows his opinion doesn't matter any more than the blogging sillies he's mocking. He'll be the first to admit that he's only spouting this opinion because he's getting paid to whilst drink a vodka and orange. Sure thats his job, but his hilarious point is he doesn't bother to do it to some uppity republican on a news show, thinking it matters.

[murdockqotsa]

What makes your opinions better than the people with blogs and facebooks or whatever? The news reporting people opinions is stupid, I agree. But I don't get why you discredit all these people with their own personal opinions. It's just part of conversation. Hell giving opinions is what you do for a living.

I don't disagree with anything you're saying really, I just feel you could have chosen your words better. But that's just my (admittedly) meaningless opinion.

[LookAtHisDogs]

I'm not gonna say he's the new Bill Hicks, cos that man is one of a kind. But he's probably the closest this generation is gonna get.

[SquireKnight]

Where's my bail out?

[y4nkeef4n12]

U S A !!

[FreeAgentXIII]

I'm so going to write about this on my blog

[graciesueful]

A man among men

[mwells219]

it's one thing on the internet. it's quite another when our mainstream news can't seem to tell the difference between opinion and fact.

[droppedbabyonhead]

I have been listening to this mans words for years, gets better every time

[BrassoMagnus]

The music is Beethoven's 7th Symphony, 2md Movement.

[bweazel]

Love this vid, but really, what would he rather people act like? Stanhope would like people to have zero opinions about anything? He should have said have a bit of integrity and admit it's just a fucking opinion, but shit, have opinions. Haha

[mwells219]

what he's talking about is that our mainstream media has placed far too much on opinion over fact and research. and opinion of those who have no real understanding of what they are talking about. that's why people believe that president Obama will create death panels for terminally ill people. opinion is like an asshole, everyone has one. fact is far more important.

[bweazel]

Well said. Thanks.

[YourProfessor]

What is the music in the background?

[LumpySpunk]

Fist Doug

[hxc972]

Nice use of the Moldau. Beautiful piece of music.

[CarlGauss]

This rant is just an opinion.

[KilluaXIII]

@CarlGauss no, you fuckin cunt, this is objective social analysis, not a subjective emotional statement of whether he likes or dislikes that people in power aren't interested in in the opinion of others

[inscrutabledestiny]

I know you don't care about my opinion, but I still love you.

[KilluaXIII]

@inscrutabledestiny are you mentally crippled? he never said that he doesn't care about people's opinions. he said that CNN and politicians don't. he also said "fuck you" to those who'll talk shit about him later. become an organ donor and kill yourself

[damnhot]

Doug speaks the truth.

To bad carlin and Bill Hicks are dead............

[die22Trying]

ok...for your sake doug.. i'll keep it all in. all my opinions. i won't discuss it with my neighbors. won't type on myface and spacebook what i think... i'll keep it ALL in just to make you happy

[muddy2]

@die22Trying Doug thanks you

[die22Trying]

@muddy2 yes, i know he would be thrilled. But, you think, since your his proxy, you think you could ask him to keep his comments to himself, too. That would be swell.

[muddy2]

@die22Trying I would but you are not worthy to make requests. That is all.

[die22Trying]

@muddy2 That is all? what, we're ending this delightful conversation. Im enjoying it, and i know you are. Of course Douglas isn't; he doesn't enjoy these comments. How you all continue to torment him with these "boring" comments. All of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

[KilluaXIII]

@die22Trying are you mentally crippled? he never said that he doesn't care about people's opinions. he said that CNN and politicians don't. he also said "fuck you" to those who'll talk shit about him later. become an organ donor and kill yourself

[TheAesik]

Doug is hilarious! I don't understand how Jeff Dunham is so popular and Doug is relegated to random BBC comedy hours.... In conclusion, fuck Jeff Dunham.

[emmalogie]

The greatest living comedian today

[JoshSitar]

Hmmm... vodka and yogurt. That sounds good; I'll have to make myself one of those now.

[mkultraviolent]

Thanks for torching that pregnant girl at her bachelorette party in Cincinnati. We love you, Doug.

[tehooper]

Yay Velveeta Room! Way to represent Austin, Doug.  Loved seeing you here.

[TheReaperx54]

Lol....btw the reason for my miss-spelling was the fact that i wrote it on my ipod with no concern for spelling. And Mr. Frawg....i was not voicing my opinion on doug's show. And the reason for my anger is you cant call doug miserable, hes not. I met him before, drank with him, even had the honor of being teased by him at a live preformace =D. And for some arrogant cunt to infer that his stuff is "boring and un-intelligent" and that doug himself is miserable...is ignorant none the less.

[swampythefrawg]

@TheReaperx54 fair enough. By the way i'm jealous of you, meeting doug, i live in britain so it's quite hard to meet doug, and that guy was a dick for saying it was boring, he'll not accomplish anything, but sadly i doubt i will, so ill just keep writing my opinion in blogs =(

[TheReaperx54]

@swampythefrawg Hey mr. frawg, Im sure you'll meet doug sometime if u truely intend to. Its not a problem stating your opinion and its nothing to frown upon. Yet to write out their 2 cents when not asked, can be quite unappealing. But for some its a stress reliever and i understand it. Unfortunately some tend to write false garbage to satisfy themselves, and for someone who hasn't met doug( renegrade wouldnt have said such things if he had meet him), just drives me all out crazy.

[TheReaperx54]

@swampythefrawg but i also like to apologize for the outbreak. Didnt mean to get you involved.

[TheReaperx54]

Hey renegrade...your just another shithead americunt. No one asked for ur god damn opinion, since when have u done anything worthy of fame or being on tv? Never. U probably rott in a cubile and ur lifes is getting pissed away under flourscent tubes and u probably don't even know it. Fuck ur 2 cents, better yet shove them up ur ass.

[swampythefrawg]

@TheReaperx54 you, you're no voice of reason, you cant even spell, and renegadereposter doesn't understand that Doug is much more funny and important than he/she is, besides Doug isn't a hardass thats just what he thinks about the world, one more thing to both of you (and myself) you are being hypocrites by voicing your opinion, and you, mr reaper you are getting awfully pissed off by someone you'd probaly treat with apathy in 'real life'.

So loosen up would you?

[ManicEightBall]

3% don't know

97% don't know how deluded they are about being completely uninformed

[kleric214]

I would compliment Doug Stanhope, but I am sure he'd give me shit for it, so I am going to say nothing. And if I see you out in public I'll be sure to watch you from afar.

[renegadereposter]

Here is my opinion, my two cents: Stanhope is miserable. He thinks his hardass angle is something revolutionary. Doug, it's not. Yawn. Can you wake me when you come up with something intelligent?

[fahim113]

What a miserable SOB but funny and its essential to have people like this!

[Dan101986]

Love the Velveeta Room sign from Austin, Tx in the background. Doug is a savior to the few Texas liberals there are.

[AAAutin]

Hey, Stanhope, you ruined NEWSWIPE! I hope they get rid of you, you fat-headed alcoholic!

Love,

Mom

[Santatonline]

what is the name of the music in the background it just rounds the the video up its brilliant

[Eggtruck]

"3% don't know - No YOU ALL don't FUCKING KNOW!" Brilliant!!

[peterlemonjello]

Quality! Classic ranting delivered with venom and piss taking sarcasm. Very funny.

[Qoltar]

Great!,  Another jerk insulting other people - just what the internet does not need.

-The Music Loving Klingon

[KilluaXIII]

Doug Stanhope gives me hope that the world could change for the better

[KilluaXIII]

@McNugget06 have you tried to understand what i mean?

[liefsux]

this should have 100x more views! Stanhope if you're reading this keep up the genius

[PorroFirst]

@liefsux You think he reads your stupid shit? He doesn't give a shit about you.

[greylight42]

I love the background music on these pieces contrasts beautifully

[codyemc2]

LOL jack cafferty cares go blog to him LOL fuckin brillant LOL

[Oli3TB76]

'You think no-one cares? They actually don't'

[cynthiaursula]

I will write that blob Mr. NOHOPE! I will and you'll be sorry.

[madmaxbocka]

Go fuck yourself.

[cynthiaursula]

I will eat your children after I fuck their flkaming heads with a hasmmer- haz a nize day!

[madmaxbocka]

Do it!

[h0ah0ah0ah0ah0a]

i suppose it's not irony that this video has significantly less comments than the others.

also, anyone who's read the UNABOMBER Manifesto knows that the liberal mentality is a byproduct of people leading empty, unsatisfying lives causing low self esteem, self-defeatism and victimization, so technically Doug, that guys right, the liberals (including political conservatives) really ARE the problem! :D

[blueteam796]

Why do I have a feeling that Doug originally wrote this bit about Bill O'Reilly?

[BumperSticker95]

1:56 An absolute precision F-bomb there. Never fails to make me laugh.

[nolbie]

Rarely see Doug recycle his material. Nevertheless insightfull and funny as always.

[2muchforem]

lol what a legend

[JPearson1987]

CNN making the average man feel valued. Then again Doug makes me feel the same way with self-realisation haha.

[MontrealMMA]

Finishing the segment with the straw in his mouth is comedy gold

[BlackAcid1313]

Best comedian today... why? Because he tells it like it is in a laughable manor.

[dnbjarhead]

love it, you guys should totally get his new CD "From across the street"

[PersonalJesus348]

he's right you know

[GrayBlood1331]

These Newswipe segments are getting darker.

[chrisschipper]

Yeah, totally... I really hate bitter, angry drunks who rant and bitch just to hear themselves talk. What's next? Getting onto a stage and complaining into a microphone? Boy... those other people who aren't us are sooo pathetic!! I'm almost out of space, Doug... I'll have to write a longer message on one of your many blogs.

[panicxitsxbrea]

I gave you a negative rating, fucker. I'm hardcore like that. Let's go rant on his blog comments togetherrrrrrr!

[DavidGannonRugby]

i think he realises he's a hipocrite but doesn't care really. it's just entertaining.

[badderthanyou]

Doug Stanhope's material is not comedy, it's the truth about yourself that you chuckle in disbelief at that someone called you out on your shortcomings.

[dutchhaze1]

It is comedy, and your post just proved it.

[badderthanyou]

I am a fan man, no shit.

[Fredonia2k]

Note the "Bingo" box. What a romantic Doug is.

[filthish]

"You think no-one cares about your opinion? They actually dont!" - Genius

[MrThreepwood84]

excellent!

[mahdogzbite]

DOUG = GOD (minus the U)

[FEEDIDDLYDEE]

Right on Doug! More power to you mate.

[bossisdead]

If I had to suck a dick,like I had no human right not to, I'd suck yours Douglas.

[bluemonk611]

rehash of the new cd...good stuff but nearly word for word.

[thegdin]

youre right but hey, its his stuff. so lets just enjoy it. we dont need the play by play where youve heard it before.

[ReservoirdogEC]

That man is my hero

[sneegro]

Fuckin' Excellent.

[RollTehSuidice]

My favorite so far.