Breaking: Teen Arrested for Putting Coke in Free Cup of Water

[juliannades39]

not on my shift bitch XD

[jescarpita]

terrible the onion is 100x better. what a fucking joke

[TylerIsHackinCool]

uh huh... welll...

[halorulesyourface]

i thought it was funny

[dredful00]

Lol i did this before!

[roboneko77]

this is shit

[CatsBCool]

This is a ripoff of the Onion News Network

[viking977]

since when does mcdonalds give free water?

[asahearts1]

Actually, they charge 25 cents for water.

[Iwuzhere321]

Not as funny as Onion

[volunteernation16]

painfully unfunny

[yeah3ur6jealous7]

cup a water

cup of water

cup a water

cup of water

[nickidtube]

i subscribed 30 seconds in, 1:21 in I unsubscribed. this isnt the onion. at all. great acting though.

[VRockVulture]

That was cool

[JMaSsA11]

Onion poser...

[HwoarangtheBoomerang]

0:56

Carl Westwood ruined it.

I hate when other YouTubers try to immitate already good shows like The Onion.

[SanguineBullet667]

lol brown people

[Offended83Shadow]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[ANBUPoliceForce]

LOL I use the same news theme for my show XD

[richandnotfamous]

This was like a funny video but without all that pesky humor.

[biggoyim]

Everyone knows the Zionists are behind all of the FALSE FLAG OPERATIONS done in the U.S. The ruthless criminal Gang known as The Bush Family helped of course, especially Dubbya and his Zionist Government Thugs such as Wolfowitz, Chertof, etc. The truth is we have no government, except corrupt little idiots at the local levels, only mouthpieces for the Zionists. Obama is our first "actor" president. The U. S. has no real president - only a guy who follows a teleprompter.

[burningsponge]

@biggoyim please get out of this comment page and watch the video.

[LAMFi1ms]

Hey this is a kind of good idea

[cpkinnally]

at least you should shave to look kind of fake real

[Inediblehulk]

Not funny. If you used actors and writers it might have worked. Don't blame your budget.

[suicidalpenguins4u]

you want to be like the onion... in your dreams!

[bookercreator]

there was actually a kid that got arrested for ACCIDENTALLY drawing off the paper onto the desk. New York...

[bobmuse40]

Way funny if you ask me LMAO

[apapke1]

arrested?  have the what? and they arrested the kid who

[apapke1]

arrested? 

[ballsruoff]

Ur mom

[RonnieJamesDio12345]

1:05 should shave.

[1973mazdarx4coupe]

i pray for a slow, painful execution

[MastersOfInfinity]

Don't do this again.

[hello43231]

theirs a problem with this video it has a like bar

[M0rtanius]

Is this some sort of cheap ripoff of the onion?

[bookercreator]

@M0rtanius No. Its just a channel that does something close to The Onion.

[shampoodaking]

@M0rtanius so now whenever anybody post funny fake news reports its automaticaly a rip off of the onion?

[haircutbob2]

@shampoodaking Well they were pretty much the first people to do it... The Onion's been around since 88.

[bookercreator]

@haircutbob2 If i agreed with you i would say that every fantasy is a rip off of tolkien, every religion is a rip off of christianity, every vlog is a rip off of the first vlogger, obama is a rip off of george washington, Dr. Pepper is a rip off of Coke, All video games are a rip off of World of Warcraft.

So because The Onion (which i agree is MUCH better) has a satiric news station means no one else can have one? That's like saying since china invented the compass no one else should use it.

[haircutbob2]

@bookercreator I never said this was a rip off... All I said was The Onion was the first.

[anonymousman555]

@shampoodaking Maybe your right, but this video is a ripoff of the Onion. And a bad one in my opinion.

[marine5546]

Onion > This crap

[chetes15]

thats like onionNN the only difference is that this shit SUCKS!

[p0rnoes7]

this is really terrible...

[p0rnoes7]

this is really terrible

[Rahavin1]

you guys are horrible, just horrible. Please remove this video as soon as possible

[jacobfbrown]

HOLY SHIT!!! This reall doesn anger me!!! How un fucking original this is a disgrace the dumbest/lamest video ive ever seen!! LAME GET OFF OF YOUTUBE BITCHS!!! Did you guys actually watch this video before posting it or what!!! holy shit this is unfucking believable!!!

[Theteapartytruther1]

Why not report some real news? If Hyperinflation happens, famine is sure to follow. Also look up Population Reduction and Chemtrails. The Food catagory is good too! (The Tea Party Truther Dot Com) Help Save the World!

[ZerOwAffLeS]

damm burger theif <.< I'll shoot you if I see you

[ImAGuy21]

i thought it was some teen who was helping homeless people by giving them free water and then he out cocaine in the cups

[jheanellt]

@ImAGuy21 That's so weird, so did I! But I thought he had found an elaborate method of delivering drugs.

[davidg3691]

boring onion news is better than this

[magevandetta]

4 real get a life wanna bes

[ThePresticle1]

I get it now. Seriously. Just simply ask your "Instructor" what she really likes about Obama. You will get garbage and gobble-degook like "Hope" and "I feel change"- end of study. Now ask your local 2nd Amendment REAL American- you will not be judged and you will, in fact, have all of your questions truthfully answered. We will take the time to listen to you and truly say that you are a California faggot and to kindly fuck off.

[Arbiter11723]

this is pretty retarted

[guystoners]

@Arbiter11723 thats an insult to retarded people everywhere

[Arbiter11723]

@guystoners i dont think you know the definition of retarted, it doesnt mean menatly or physicaly, it mean impaird or not able to do fufil the purpose, like asbestos is a fire retardant because it imapaires fires ablity to burn. or you could say this is mentaly retarted and that would imply that i ment it was not able to use full mental capacity and that wouldnt make sense, so what i said was that this is retarted so its not fufiling its purpose to be funny...

[ThePresticle1]

@Arbiter11723 Roger... I copy dipple flop flerp on the mary can doodle. You so NOT so funny for this mission during SuperBowl 45! I roger and willco every flurble the douche can slap. Jalapeno candles carpet!!!

[Arbiter11723]

@guystoners i dont think you know the definition of retarted, it doesnt mean menatly or physicaly, it mean impaird or not able to do fufil the purpose, like asbestos is a fire retardant because it imapaires fires ablity to burn. or you could say this is mentaly retarted and that would imply that i ment it was not able to use full mental capacity and that wouldnt make sense, so what i said was that this is retarted so its not fufiling its purpose to be funny...

[ThePresticle1]

@Arbiter11723 OK.  Varsity, right?

[Chronikbud]

Yea the actors they have don't deliever their lines as well as the onion does

[SeraphCreed]

i thought it was kinda funny actually =3 but u tube is buffering way too much >.>

[Tebok73509]

Your doing it wrong. Just buy a drink from McDonalds (or any other fast food place) and after you drink it, keep the cup in your car. You can go in anytime (but preferably when its busy) to just fill the cup up :)

[Caniswalensis]

Good try, but The Onion you aint. not yet anyway. ;)

The acting is a little stiff, and the dialogue is a bit too much. Pull it back a bit.

I do see a lot of potential here. It really is a good attampt.

[ThePresticle1]

@Caniswalensis Badge # 20110211: "Uh, oh.. I don't think so! Westwood, get his left arm!!

[robi2000]

well, at least you tried

[gamy4]

caught in tape video is a fake I can tell

[lb8068]

Wow, chronically unfunny rip of the Onion...

[BushidoBrownSama]

good try guys, fuck the haters just do better on the next one

[DiamantesDystopia]

eww, this sucks horribly.

[SirGareth79]

1:06 of my life I will not get back thank god I didn't finish the video.

[DustinHughes17]

Onion is way better.

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

was this ment to be funny

[twilightprincelink]

faggots

[Roryking]

Well I thought it was funny. The deadpan delivery and the ridiculous situation give it a very dry, intelligent humor.

[wilatemodel]

you guys suck

[BigMacFury]

Lmfao i thought this was gonna say "Teen arrested for putting coke in french fries"

[HSOUIXZ]

Oh give the guys a break. They're young, and have to start somewhere. They're not comedic geniuses, but it was a decent attempt.

Actually, on a side note....people have been arrested for doing that very thing. falls under the "Defrauding an Innkeeper statutes.

[hastyvictories]

ENUNCIATE

Kthxbye

[neroazulomega]

gay as hell

[kaocsaephan]

Bad acting. Bad script. Bad English. Bad Mexicans. Terrible video. I wouldn't be surprised, though, if all of these scrubs actually work at McDonalds.

[OutOfMyMindsHD]

Not funny your no TheOnion!!!! I thought it was the drug coke not drink...

[aggradef]

If you're gonna make an insipid, uninspired, horribly-blatant rip-off of another established comedy...uh, act...at least try not to make it suck so much. Better yet: don't do it in the first place.

[jbra755]

This could have been funny.

[ianmattl]

we ALWAYS do this at mcdoanlds i think he should have a $250 fine

PS the reporters are horrible looks like it was made for a high school project

[ianmattl]

we ALWAYS do this lol at McDonalds they wont give us cups for water anymore

[miepster101]

lol i thought it was funny when he took a bite of the kids burger

[aceofspades903]

the onion is way better put togather this wasnt funny

[tkwtg]

not fast paced enough. too rehearsed. could've been interesting

[brine6065]

He deserves the death sentence

[TheComment5]

mcdonalds water is yellow

[dbloodline]

for teenagers with no budget it was a good try so stfu onion lovers....

[Boxenjou]

i think it was fucking hilarious!! i loguhed really hard ! :D so fuck the rest

[RainbowManification]

You know, ive always wanted to do that

[reodk]

How dare u rip off the onion.

[xfronwenzyoucamex]

wow equal likes and dislikes

[awalker9815]

what the fuck was that supposed to be

[wallpaperkilla]

you suck......

[skygrasper091]

399 people missed the piece of shit button

[meatmotor]

Super yawn. This is like a a how-not-to guide for absurd humor.

[sesestro]

i dislike this stupid video another rip off.

[Mr795137]

congrats

you just got another thumbs down

and this is rip off

[QBsac06]

Lame. Not even close to being The Onion. The editing was good, but the writing and the acting were just plain awful.

[analcarbomb]

I like how the highest rated comment doesn't make sense. "Ripping off the onion and not doing even a poor job of it" Whattttttttt?

[hodges6666]

@analcarbomb It means they are doing a worse job then poor. Which is like UBER suckage. Calling this clip poor would be complimenting it....this is just rediculously bad

[wallpaperkilla]

@analcarbomb He means they are doing a less-than-poor job. Your an idiot.

[soaringaegis]

Eh, not particularly clever or relevant satire. I was watching, pretty much going "what's the point". What are you trying to make fun of and change in society? If the answer is "nothing much" it's not satire, just a fun comedy sketch. :P The issue isn't money, but the content, since I thought the editing was good.

If fast food joints really cared what your filled your cup with, they'd move the drink dispenser behind the counter (some do). Besides, soda is tons cheaper than water anyway.

[86crud]

choked him out and bit his cheeseurger rflmao

[Karl0010]

Put your hat on straight you twat

[ScDrPain]

Lmao, i thought this was TheOnion for a minute.

[ghodith]

That was pretty lame, just gonna say.

[electronicoffee]

I wanna get with the assistant manager ;)

[thirdtimeyo]

Actors! Sell it more!

Oh, I liked the first guy, but he shoulda....I dont know, been unshaven and smoking or something

And the writing should be less bad

[superdiza]

are you trying to copy the onion news? cuase this is trivial low humor, unnecessarily violent and childish. it is very rare to see a video getting almost the same ammounts of thumbs up and down..:)

[LightlEL]

lol i read the title, and then i thought someone put cocaine into their free cup of water XD ...i'm so disappointing :P anyway...good story lol

[BuzZeration1]

good but not as good as the onion

[Saiha123]

Not bad, pretty brilliant story idea. gets better a bit before half way

[patriotgoatmam]

If they want to be like the Onion they need to learn how to actually be funny

[mattsnow81]

@patriotgoatmam It's certainly better than the stupid stuff we see around! Those guys worked for their 3 min, I could not do it.

[sodium555]

@patriotgoatmam exactly

[ThePresticle1]

@patriotgoatmam Oh, you're NOT the funny bunny- you! You stole the laughs from the jolly little "Bittles" here. I actually could use some directions to Park Ave. & Bloom Ave. ...... Oh God, she's still coming, isn't she?

[KikiC423]

lol i thought it was funny

[Bueller007]

Shit's as funny as gonorrhoea.

[gtaivpimpdaddy14]

THE ONION NEWS NETWORK IS BETTER!!!

[PaulBusss]

Please do not try to compare us with The Onion. They are a multi-million dollar company that have any resource to their disposal. We are just a few guys trying to have fun. Thank you.

You guys put "onion" as a tag....

[fooshfoosh]

This seriously almost happened to me at a McDonalds in my town a few years ago.

I got a free water cup, and the lady working there threatened to call the cops because I filled it with Sprite. The funny thing is, I really filled it with water. What a bitch.

[whalekiler45]

hey man that is funny my sister is your sisters freind

[chadinterrupted]

people do this at my work all the time and get away with it.

[cornonthecobweb]

Just because you put on a backwards robe it doesn't mean you're wearing a Snuggie.

The Onion already beat you.

[waystingtime]

First off, how dare you rip off The Onion's intro music for your pathetic attempt at fake news?

It is nice to see that a high school special ed class has the resources to make this video, but fuck, that really was retarded. Oh and nice neck-beard, "Carl" why do you sound mexican?

FAIL, FAIL, FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[octavian2006]

the onion is brilliant because they have had 100 years to perfect their comedy. This is about having fun. Good effort guys!

[chadinterrupted]

haha your comments is so damn funny. i hate fake news. but its funny because people get away with that stuff all the time.

[KikiC423]

@waystingtime They didn't use Onion's intro music. And why are you being such a jerk? Lay off. It's like you took this personally or something. Seriously, get a life.

[Caliburnus300]

Looks pretty good, but the people need to read their lines with a little more conviction. Their monotone voices are what killed it for me. The wanna-be bad-ass for a manager finished this clip's ritual suicide.

[035577]

The Onion with a low ass budget, but still mildly funny.

[positivecynic86]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Wouldn't surprise me if it really happened . . .

[ccavsplayer24]

probably the gayst fucking video i have ever seen

[cautionhighlyawesome]

that's hilarious!

[releasemybeast16]

wow this is fuckin dumb

[Kyle9111216]

fucking stupid 1 star

[nomoreheroes93]

d

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[Sarinv2]

stupid

[va1987]

So bad.

[MidgardEagle]

Onion News Network without the CNN budget?

[MutleeIsTheAntiGod]

New study finds Goths and Gothic types simillar to humans? WTF as a goth i find this offensive! jk kewl show

[bradwolf07]

a slice of cheese is 30 cents?

[crankdatbuttcrack]

Yeah, its CRAZY!

[bradwolf07]

What, do we live in Soviet Russia?

[crankdatbuttcrack]

Uhh.. no. Its just something funny.. and saying that something like that probably would happen.

[bradwolf07]

I was just joking, have you ever heard any of those old "In Soviet Russia..." jokes?

[crankdatbuttcrack]

Oh ok.. DUH ME :P

[f1g1t]

copying success doesnt make you successfull you onion fakers D:<

[lolbrb100]

Onion wanna be losers

[cyb3r5hock]

and video copilot news template

[realfunnybunny]

ur not the onion BITCH

[sdgdsgs]

lol, the video footage of the incident was the best!! hahahahaha

[troutie1989]

wow i was just reading all the comments ppl say stupid shit like there opinion really matters. stupid how the guy is argueing with the little girl ppl r jerks on the internet but ppl who spend there whole time argueing are worse. btw if any of u want to comment to this comment lol go for it i dont care i to be honest i will prolly never read it so enjoy

[f1g1t]

i only read the first line of your comment...then stopped....why use punction in some places and ignore all the others? you used two peroids....wtf...why even bother w/ those two periods if you skip out on everything else...im just curious

[pdblouin33]

Well made but not funny, unfortunately.

[BeatleLogan]

Selena must be like 7 heh so give her a break guys. Her grammer ain't to perty, and her arguing skills haven't developed at all lol

[lanthus20]

lame theonion spinoff.

[stroker006]

thst like the exact same thing as theonion except stupid er

[AngryNoob1]

this is dumb

[youwantcash]

LMFAO

I do that every time at Burger King

[bexmoney]

I dont think either of them grasp the concept of an arguement.

[deathtothepast]

This conversation below me is amusing

If you're not busy take the time to read it

anyway, cool video

not as good as The Onion but still good

[selenaanddemilulu12]

i never meant this to go this way but it bothered me wen u got like mean with me cuz i didnt understand

[ortafunk]

well damn I can't have No Water because I have No class what am I going to do now?

[kiri101]

Wasn't too bad, keep it up :)

[NichoDelayo]

wow, I actually thought this was real, but that sucked

[Foebane72]

1/5 - This is LAME compared to the ONION NN

[BrothersGroove]

He even chomped the cheeseburger out of spite.

[Alastorthenemesis]

sad thing is, at first I thought this was real... the title sounds like something that would happen

[iuhuh10110]

"knocks the cup out of his hand, and chokes him in a heroic mannor." LOL fucking hilarious.

[DesertOasis07]

LMAO!!!!

[TheOneInTheFields]

so fake....

[Scripp]

no funny and just ripping off the Onion and not doing even a poor job of it.

[CreamyGoodness47]

god forbid you lose $1.60, i cant think of anything worse, douche

[turandot82]

I manage a restaurant with this kind of set up. You're damn straight I confront assholes that try to pull this.

(I know this is a parody, but it happens everyday.)

[NexIuguolo]

OMG, WHAT A TRAVESTY! GOOD THING WE HAVE UPSTANDING CITIZENS LIKE YOU TO PROTECT OUR BENEVOLENT CORPORATIONS FROM OUR THIEVING CITIZENS! KEEP DOING YOUR PART TO MAKE OUR WORLD A BETTER PLACE!

Srsly, tho- do you know how much they mark up soda at fast food? The largest cup of soda probably costs the company $0.25 maximum to produce. Get your head out of your ass.

[kingGOTTi12349]

Onion wannabe