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  • Part 5: You do your business, wipe off, spray off and you control where you spray completely since you aim and shoot the water yourself. Specific color so you know which towels are used for drying butts. 1 basket for clean, dry & 1 for used. In our house, they are white wash cloths, they get washed by themselves in hot with a little detergent and bleach to sanitize. We have 2 bathrooms and the same setup in both. Every other day they drying cloths are washed, dried and the clean baskets filled

  • Part 4: What about girls on their periods? Residual blood splatter left for next user? OMG! I don't think this is a great system at all. A handheld bidet (diaper sprayer type thing) next to the toilet just seems easier, convenient and cheaper over all. You control where the water goes and how hard the water sprays and you only have to deal with cleaning one toilet bowl. No waddling and potential dripping things along the way to go from toilet to bidet.

  • Part 3: I also assume those that are not lazy and do wipe beforehand probably don't do a very thorough wiping job because they already know they are going to 'wash' anyway. Can't help but wonder if girls that use this have higher incidents of vaginal infections like BV or yeast from fecal bacteria being flushed near or into the vaginal canal if on high pressure. For those that don't dry but just pull up their underwear/boxers I can only imagine what that must be like *shutters*.

  • Part 2: I also don't see how this is sanitary for shared usage. Unless it has some sort of sanitizer that's installed so you can sanitize after each use then the bacteria will still be there from the previous user. Not only that, technically you are going to spread the bacteria that is present near the anus to the front genitalia as well as the buttocks from the overflow building under as you hover/sit on this thing. Wiping before use isn't going to kill bacteria/germs, neither is plain water

  • Part 1: Hmmm, we use handheld bidets in this house so we only have to clean one bowl not two. I can't imagine having to wipe a butt and then waddle with pants at the ankles to a new bowl to spray water to finish cleaning. And I would hope those who use a towel to dry are smart and have something like a clean basket of terry washcloth sized towels for individual use instead of a hand towel or larger that gets reused. Clean or not, that's still nasty.

  • Looks messy

  • Oooh. The first time I saw it, I thought it was a sink for little children. XD

  • So, is there a drying mode on this as well, or do you have to stick your buns in the clothes dryer afterwards?

  • previous session's crap could linger... how is this acceptable?

  • how do turds flush in that damn thing? looks like its for after you use a toilet you just use that to clean off

  • so you just sit on it like a regular toilet?

  • There something called baby wipes it wet

  • does water go up your ass.

  • Wouldnt this thing fill you ass up with water?

  • oh my..

  • are you supposed to poop in it...cause if you are than i never want to use one of those

  • lol u really dont know how to "operate" a bidet? zomg. anyway it's better the one with water coming out orizontally directly at your anus with more pressure

  • I want one....its ashamed these don't come standard in homes. It's about to be 2012 and we're still putting our hands up our asses. So barbaric!!! I hate wiping my ass..I really do.

  • My maid wipes my ass for me with a wet towelette.

  • @snoopdiego9 nice mine cleans my ass with her tounge

  • @wolderbeast Oh nice, mine did have that option but it's another $10 an hour. Sounds worth it though.

  • I like the bidet idea, but I can't stand not using soap on my hands! Purrell just feels like I'm spreading yucky stuff all over my hands. I prefer running water even if there isn't soap.

  • i love the way it feels on my butthole

  • Is that hygienic seeing as people was they add on that?

  • Seems messy, I always pictured a perfect stream of water gently cleaning my butt

  • lol, not quite contributing to a durable society in that way ^_^

  • What is that used for? O.o

  • Is there a turbo model available?

  • @CoolasIce2 i think kramer bought that one

  • be careful not to die with the three seashells stick in your ass

  • OK, in the hostel where I stayed in Paris, the room had a sink and a bidet, but the toilet was down the corridor (I had a private room). It wasn't the style with the spring but a low sink with a faucet. It didn't look suitable for butt cleaning. Can you explain this?

  • i wish i had one of these.. seems more refreshing than smearing fresh shit all over my ass

  • @drpeppermanguy use flushable wipes, man!

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  • These comments are absolutely HILARIOUS...."how clean can an ass be anyway". Too funny and much more entertaining than the video.

  • This is the most instructional bidet video I have ever watched.

  • Just to let you know, I'm an American lol. And I like a clean bottom too, just because someone gave you the wrong impression, let me assure you, we are clean. In fact many studies have been done that have proven that we are very clean compared to the French. IF we have been to England or many other countries for too long, we can't do certain things like donate blood because of their poor hygenic habits and policies.

  • the only thing that I wonder is how you prevent the germs from others? The water spout goes right throught the water from the basin and it's located right under it, so what goes up, must come down right on it. Does it get cleaned between each person???

  • you get to clean your hands with soap and water when you touch dirt, or money, o oil, thats fair. But to clean your ASS off its nasty, smelly, diseasefull SHIT you use dry papaer? come on, I want a bidet :(

  • Hi, thanks for the video!

    Bidet is really an innovation in bathroom and toiletries technology as it turns uncomfortable things easy to deal with. Have a blessed day!

  • I like how a video about how to use a bidet turned into some racial war in the comment.

  • I just can't believe most of the world don't use the bidet! nasty dirty asses!

  • The only way to deal with english or american people is leave them isolate in their shit..disgusting dirty and dark people people

  • lol! so that's how real bidets work!

  • Now I understand the reason why "Kick my ass" is common amongst american guys.

    Shall bidets rule the world!

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  • SHIT I WANT A BIDET

  • The entire world, that's right, the ENTIRE world simply uses toilet paper. Except for France and a couple of countries in South America where they use the bidet. And yet my cousins in the UK speak of the French as stinky and unbathed. I travel a lot. And there seems to be a general perception of the French as "unbathed". I've spent a great deal of time in France and haven't found this to be true. But it seems to be a global concept that the French are just not clean.

  • @ChuckHoskins that's not tue because all the middle east and most of the far east countries use the bidet

    just Americans who hate to wash their asses

  • @12345612378186

    Singapore, Malaysia and China use toilet paper to my knowledge, except you have to squat in many cases.

  • @sega31098  I don't think so

  • @12345612378186

    I've visited all 3, and that's what I see, except for the hotels.

  • @12345612378186 Personally,,,I enjoy washing my ass. In the shower, at the beginning and end of each day...hahaha,,,Glad you enjoy that bidet thing. :)

  • @ChuckHoskins Yes I Do (-:

  • the french are such lazy napping pussy ass faggots that they name their ciggarettes "fags" and would rather a toilet splash water on their assholes than to have to use the energy to wipe themselves. no fucking why the world hates these cunts.

  • @likeomgutube I think they hate the dirty people who cleans shit with toilet paper without using water

  • @12345612378186 fucking pussies now wonder why the world thinks you french floofy faggots are pussies LOL

  • @likeomgutube just wash your ass and you will feel the difference

  • @12345612378186 do you also douche your asshole so when you fart in your boyfriends face it smells like flowers and cotton candy? no wonder why the world thinks the french are a bunch of lazy fucking queers LMFAO!

  • @12345612378186 USA creates missles and nukes to stomp the fuck out of the rest of the world and what do the French create? a device that shoots water up your asshole because theyre too lazy and pussified to wipe their own assholes LOLOLOL now wonder theyre the faggots of the world. they even call their ciggarettes fags. proper name ass they suck on the butt of the "ciggarette" and take a hit. LOL FAGS

  • @likeomgutube they are not lazy but they hate to have shitty asses with bas smell , I'm not getting your point what's your problem with washing your ass with water or water and soap !!! is it illegal to be clean or it contradicts with your religion !!!!

  • @likeomgutube you wipe your ass first then rinse...I always to that haha

  • You don't need a bidet, just step into the bathtub and turn on the water and use your hand.

  • i would not use that shit if everybody else is putting there shitty asses in it. i would need a personal one..

  • @justinl909 what a difference with a toilet............

  • @Smuckoush Im not dipping my ass inside a toilet..

  • @justinl909 you dont have to dip your ass, its like a waterjet

  • wtf its uncommon to use the bidet there?!! i shower every day and i use the bidet every time after i take a shit, unless i do it befor the shower. but what if i got to take a crap after the shower? its discusting if you dont use it, you just have your ass dirty!! try puting some shit in your arm and cleaning it up just with toilet paper, it wouldnt be enough, you also need water, and soap if you cant.

  • @cosifo and im not from europe, i know its a french invention, but its rare there.

  • @cosifo I assume you've tested this shit-arm theory?

    

  • @legend3061 hahah no, but i think it would be like that, if you get stained with mud or mayonnaise you wash your hand or arm you dont just clean it up with paper. and the thing is the shit is worse because its shit

  • Look! A sink that doubles as a pussy tickler!

  • Americans are very dirty , you clean your shitty ass with toilet paper !!! what about the smell of your asses !!! and if catch shit with your hand, how will you watch your hand ? with water and soup or toilet paper !!!!!

  • @12345612378186 In the middle East the wipe their assholes with their left hand and carry around talcum powder to disinfect their hand. They don't use their left hands to eat and such

  • using bidet is not like this and no need for the water which comes from the side which fill the sink , just you need to use the down water to wash your as after shitting

    so the boobs will not mix with the water because no water will be collected in the sink

  • @12345612378186 boobs

    

  • @Anastassia54 A shitty ass, lol hahaha

    I can't stand it when i'm doing a girl doggy style and it stinks

  • @Anastassia54 A shitty ass, lol hahaha

  • you french people are disgusting!! use toilet paper, instead of using this!!!

  • What the hell, you wash your ass in the sink? Freakin gross!

  • Must use the toilet paper as usual before washing,,,and then people use it to refresh even after a pee, there is always a small towel next to it and u use it only to dry your intimate parts. You know what the british were using to clean their arses before the colonization of china?

  • So when you're done you have to clean up all the shitty water that splashed all over the place? Also, whatever shit residue was left from the last person is now mixed into the water and shot up the next person's ass? No thank you. You fucking foreigners are morons.

  • @darthawsome Yeah, I was thinking the same thing... Bidets promote a high risk for cross contamination if other people are using them. I found bidets in some of the hotel restrooms in Italy(Rome and Florence).

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  • when i first saw one i thought it was a sink to wash your hands and the water splatter on my face lol.

  • ima go take a crap..

  • It seems like a bidet would be more unsanitary. I would suggest flushable wipes.

  • After the wetting they use a shit towel or toilet paper to dry the butt?

    I can imagine some shit towels hanged at side xD

  • OK so the water shoots up your butt then goes back down in the bowl and collects there. So you have poopy water in that bowl. Then what happens? The poop stays in the bowl, growing nasty bacteria from the fecal matter that just came off your butt. Then the next person comes in and gets your fecal matter mixed with water up your butt again? Seems REALLY UNSANITARY.. Here in Thailand they use a little hose with a spray attachment on it. Then you sit on the toilet, with your arse in the air & hose.

  • @TimBambiStalin you flush the "poopy water" down the toilet but i suppose minor bacteria may be left idk i use toilet paper.

  • これが本来のビデか。

    

  • Aww just call the fire department & have em hose you down. I want to hear the dispatcher make the call though...;-)

    "Squad 51, Engine 51, Hazmat 7, Batallion 14, hazmat incident at the Whiffy Mart, 7th and Alameda. Time out 14:51"

  • Aww just call Engine Company 45 & have them hose you down. I want to hear the dispatcher make the call though...;-)

    "Squad 51, Engine 51, Hazmat 7, Batallion 14, hazmat incident at the Whiffy Mart, 7th and Alameda. Time out 14:51"

  • OK thats just gross...when you think that faucet is only as clean as the peoples shyte who used it before you. OMG I'm gonna hurl.

  • I clean my ass by wetting my toilet paper. Simple.

  • @Daghead Yep...so do I.

  • Here in America, we use the three seashells.

  • @jeaux666 what are three seashells?

  • @Jesuitfinder , watch the movie "Demolition Man".

  • @Anastassia54 Thanks, I hadn't guessd. But does it tickle your butt?

  • I don't understand this video.. Do you sit on the bidet? uncomfortable it must be for older people above 45. ;) And it's not hygyenic with all the water under your butt with some specific things floating in it. Wash your hands aswell as you butt.

    Take a shower for mind sake

  • Well I grew up here in the U.S. and have never used a bidet and I don't take a shower to clean my ass after taking a dump. but i can tell you that i make sure my ass is most definitely clean b4 i walk out of the bathroom.

  • @meego12345 i never really understood the popularity of this thing around the globe. At least in the US as far as i know, the only people who really use these things are people with disabilities and the super stinking rich who pamper themselves. My grandma had a bidet like this, and i've used it. It's more convenient to use TP like normal people. Plus americans, unlike their middle eastern and even european counterparts, actually shower daily anyway

  • @Anastassia54 or you could just wipe your ass...

  • eat a good balance of soluble and insoluble fiber in your diet, get your gut flora in order and do big poops that don't leave anything stuck to your ass.

  • That is pretty cool.

  • i want to see a pressure wash bidet. With a soap option. Something to really get rid of those pesky dingle berries.

  • Well.... now I know why all those Europeans always have water spots on their clothing. so are they 'air drying' too or is your underwear suppose to double as a towel?

  • just use a baby wipe for christ sake!! This just seems messy!

  • eh i have to shower anyway cuz the stink gets in my hair. no point for me to use one of these. maybe i just have toxic shit idk

  • @Anastassia54 or just wipe your ass. the french are pussies, taking showers after they shit. wow

  • Strange kind of bidet... the ones we use in Europe have the water springing from above.

  • looks like a great way to splash shit water all over the floor step on it, spread it all over the house, and contaminate your whole family with worms or bacteria

  • @0100110101001011 i agree. 

  • What is this? ... Some kind of butt washer!?

  • @nichoji Yup, exactly. Not too common in the UK, not sure why.

  • GUYS GUYS i ve this issue with the guy i am dating he doesnt wash everytime he goes 2 bathroom so its nt acceptable in my culture(persian/iranian) because we wash wether we have a bidet or not sorry i find it embarrassing to tell him so i dont really know what to do!

  • @farzinfarzad Next time you blow him say something like: "Damn, it smells like ass in here!" ;)

  • ooohhhhh yeeaaahhhh, everytime i use my bidet i dim the lights, put on some Marvin Gaye, and light a couple of candles.

  • And if the bedit is damaged....beyond repair there be a replacement.

  • I love the epic bidet synth jam.

  • Celui-là, il est d'enfer!!!

  • lmao. I can't believe i just found out what they were today after all these years!!! =0

  • you can add if you wanna get very in trouble Caustic asode

  • LOL so thats what theyre for? Seriously? I was peeing straight into them. I thought they were some sort of urinal.

  • you have to use bidet after have used toilet paper!

  • Can you sit on it,or do you squat over it?

  • Uhh... I'll Jus Stick To Toilett Paper...

  • ..and if the water pressure proves to be insufficient... is there an adjustment that can be made... to the bidet?

  • @mguzman011 you'll find that our bidets are quite standard, sir! :p

  • @mguzman011 SNL hahaha

  • what a waste of water.

  • but the water that goes up you touches the water with the business that is going out.

  • @moodbeast I KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHA EWWWW

  • how do you measure the water temp? and whether you wipe between the toilet and the bidet you would still have to wipe after the bidet, right? i mean, unless you like walking around with a wet arse all day...plus i can't see how just the water alone wouldn't be enough wash away some debris.

  • How much is a bidet??

  • I wish we had bidets in USA

  • Good thing I don't have an enema fetish...

  • How do you know the water is the right temp...Use your hand? Last place I wand 3rd degree burns is my ass.

  • @HD8Track

    totally dude! hahahaha

  • i want this!

  • nah. wikipedia is for fagz.

    this is a footbath.

    bidets are toilets with hoses in them.

  • hahah u ppl are so stupid cuase if theres a toilet and a bidet when u stand up to get on the bidet to clean ur ass dont the shit sometimes smear down and get on the floor lmao ?

  • @salemskc cuase using bidets or whatever dont clean ur ass good it just sprays and u still got all that thats up in ur ass and shit

  • Can I ask a dumb question as to what purpose these serve? Yes, I'm american and have never seen one of these.

    to my knowledge, women use them to clean their cooches. that it?

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  • paramasturbarse es genial ajajajajjajajajaja

  • Funny how most American men think you'er gay if you us this.

  • @99virgo cuase u are cuase that means ur a big pussy and is scared of germs and stuff and of ur own body

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  • @99virgo umad?

  • i am from argetina and everyone have a bidet -.-

  • a bidet would take up hela room in the bathroom. how do you sit a comfortable position on that damn thing? i would still have to use toilet paper to make sure im well cleaned.

    i heard that they have the air dry ones now.

  • How can the world (excepting my country and a few others) not use bidet? Only paper doesn't really clean "that" thing... It's disgusting!

  • well obviously not every country have the same things as others..

  • wow, this is wrong

    you don't touch the water, you sit, activate the center knob and then the cold/hot water one. don't touch the fucking bidet water, ew.

  • How you clean your ass?? really question, i use bidet all my life , is more hygienic.

    When in other countrys go to shi... , how clake clean your ass? take a bath every time?

  • @nopochoclos i use bidet

  • @nopochoclos umm, its called toilet paper dude, its not expensive......

  • @vTheDarknessv

    Yeah but here in Argentina all uses Toilet paper first + bidet to better clean, if you only uses toilet paper.... i think that is not clean :P

  • @nopochoclos Toilet paper.

  • @nopochoclos *toilet paper

  • @nopochoclos Use a toilet paper maybe ?

  • @nopochoclos it's called toilet paper you dumb ass

  • @MikeSaurus right, now pass shit all over your arm wipe with a piece of paper and smell it, trust me, you are not clean after taking a dump and cleaning with just paper.

  • @crapzors that's not practical though. who would swipe their arm over their ass lol...... unless your ass is dripping with shit, im pretty sure that's considered clean.. i mean, how clean can an ass really be. it's not like we shake hands with our asses so ya... pee comes out of our urethra so should we clean that too? no. your argument is dumb so just shut up you fag... the only reason why you use a bidet is because you get pleasure from the water shooting up your crack you pervert

  • @nopochoclos Exactly!! I always need to have a shower -beside the regular one- every time I shit,,,I really don't understand people how they find it acceptable and hygienic using toilet paper only ignoring the face that there are some faeces left up the ass !!