I got hit by a car riding my bike yesterday, I was hit from behind and this is pretty much what happend! Bounced off the car, jumped up and started swearing at the bitch that was driving
Yea, woman are bad drivers. I think its mainly because they arent familiar with the physics of machinery like guys and some are clumsy or inconsiderate. Only reason mens insurance cost more is because they speed alot and try stunts and moves in the car.
He -(i m not translating his first words cause i am a good Cristian^^) -You got a red light, a red light! She got a red light oh my god, i got a green one and i came from there (?). I saw it, it was green...
Omg, how this got even got up was amazing. i would be on the ground in shock that im still alive. i guess that was his bodys instant reaction to fear and shock to start yelling
I was just hit by a car today on my bike. An Asian man hit me as I was going on the green light and he was turning on a red right turn. It was a hit and run, my shoulder is fucked and my arm, mainly my forearms are all cut up. Not to mention my GT Avalanche $700.00 bike is ruined. I have my life but I filed a report on that fucker. He couldn't even speak English! >:O
Is clearly that woman try to run the red light. Other vehicle shows up like 20 seconds after the incident.~~and ouch that guy remind me of the budlight commercial
wow this just happened to me today only it was with a bicicle not a motorcycle, im damn lucky im alive and yeah like i just got up and she was like you ok and drove off, it was like and old lady
Biker is lecturing her on she should watch the side... roflmao, biker is an idiot... anyway typical, i saw 10 times more accidents going to southern europe than being in the nordic area, people drive like shite down there... maybe the heat? XD
Unless you understand what they are saying, that you are a complete fool. How do you know what colour the light was?
By the looks of it, it was red for the car, because as you can see a few seconds later traffic starts flowing the other way (and in the lane to the right of the car) making it look like the light had just turned green.
Maybe this will happen to you, and we can all say "Bout time we show idiots who post without common sense what happens for being so ignorant"
@sakic199 sory to say look what got out of the car and i aint pointing fingures . just emplying what has been caught on camera woman cant drive hahahahahahaha
hey funny dude IF YOUR THAT FUCKING STUPID YOU WOULD REALISE the bike is a write off have a look the front fuckin wheel is dislocated from the bike might asswell bye a new 1 since hes gotta replace all the parts nd shit!!!! but naaah some people just fuckin blind i guess FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!! your the dumb fuck
lol ur getting all fucking worked up, no shit the bikes a fucking write off, just saying the guy walks a way doesnt even talk to the driver... fuckin dipshit, i bet u spend all ur time trying to argue on the internet too, have no fucking life
God may have had in for this bike, but not that biker. It obviously pays to be a Christian!!!
lvgraham 4 days ago
idiots...
ssun8 1 month ago
biker fault
TheC4gaming 2 months ago
I like how he tries to blame her at the end.
123LNR 2 months ago
HAHAHA he jumped right back up lol
notguano 3 months ago
STIN ELLADA EINAI RR MLKS.THIS IS IN MY COUTRY.GREECE
flyaway892 4 months ago
WOMEN DRIVING !
Teo97b 5 months ago
Damn. He dropped all of his bougatsa.
JonWashburn 5 months ago
why does he keep saying "cookie dough"?
cucamonga29 5 months ago
highlander!! fucking immortal..
FrengoG 5 months ago
Hey its my grandma in that car! jk.
anmjISAWESOME99 6 months ago
PROVEN! girls suck at driving.
FizzleStixs 7 months ago
damn mexicans
Jackoman110 8 months ago
@Jackoman110 THIS IS NOT IN MEXICO.THIS IS IN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEECE MOTHER FACKERS
flyaway892 4 months ago
@flyaway892 YOU ARE TEARIN ME APART!!!
Jackoman110 4 months ago
@Jackoman110 fck uuuuuuuu
flyaway892 3 months ago
and yet he got right up? thats pretty insane haha
OperationLongDive 8 months ago
Np that's what I'm here for, to state the obvious gotta make sure you know what's going on, like your name suggests you got shit in yo eye.
BillyBowlster 9 months ago
Fuckin women drivers
Scottypowpow 9 months ago
He should have knocked her fucking teeth out.
DopeteK 9 months ago
@DopeteK Why? was there a stop sign for her? I see no light. It was obviously the bikers fault cutting across traffic.
thallium200 8 months ago
@thallium200 Translate what was said then agree with me.
DopeteK 8 months ago
@thallium200 hahahahah, ahahahhahahaa, ahaha.
You have no idea what you are talking about.
sclarke0506 6 months ago
HOLY SHIT !
TheMartinmarine80 9 months ago
man he was lucky his leg didn't get pinned between the car and his motorbike
BillyBowlster 9 months ago
@BillyBowlster thank you captain obvious
mumbleye 9 months ago
now hes never gonna deliever that pizza.
MrFirestorm102 9 months ago
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fuck bikers they should all die
yopokoilol 10 months ago
How is this guy even walking after that?
Livingvibe2 10 months ago
OH MY GOD!! Is his bike ok????!!!!!
prowlaman 10 months ago
is this the same thing dane cook saw?
he kicks his shoes off, AND walks away like nothing.
jugglebug911 10 months ago
@shizzlecream OLD women asian drivers
otisismydog19 10 months ago
asian woman drivers, the ultimate death machine. yet this ninja escapes....
shizzlecream 11 months ago
@shizzlecream thats why they are trying to make automatic cars that drive by themselves.
dajokaman759 10 months ago
You can see people slowing down to watch what is going on
This is how traffic starts -___-
dog1234675 11 months ago
Women drivers.
DiverseLA 11 months ago
I'm still looking for the "ninja like smoothness" in this video ..
billebums 11 months ago
is the bike ok?
THEGAM3R216 11 months ago
wtf... is that simspeak?
alkallabeth 11 months ago
I love how he is bitching him out before he even hits the ground lol
BustedRecruit 11 months ago
how can any1 lay blame without a good view of the intersection's lights ( if there were any )
daweller 11 months ago
of course it was a women driving
BhudhaLovesBudlight 11 months ago 2
AthensWarier21 thats was friggen hilarious!!!!
"fuck this im going home"!!
123456789nolan 11 months ago
Ninja!!!!
123456789nolan 11 months ago
Bitch you scratched my car
kup253 11 months ago
skurrrrrt.
Auzea 11 months ago
LOL At first i thought he literally just left. Like "Fuck this, im going home!"
AthensWarier21 11 months ago
dumb bitch
Ricknasty214 1 year ago
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TruGodfather 1 year ago
Why isnt she in the kitchen
Uscrocks2010 1 year ago 26
@Uscrocks2010 she probably escaped 0.o
dajokaman759 10 months ago
dumb ass pulling out on the bike
ItsShannaMay 1 year ago
errrrrr!!!!!!smash!!!!!!! obeo fris oin sti on ge COOKIE DOUGH---- OWNSA COOKIE DOUGH!!!
trywstys 1 year ago
LOL !
TheFahad96 1 year ago
its because its a women driver.
SuperSpecialAwesom12 1 year ago
LOOOL! he gets hit by a car and walks away?! lucky but that has rlly funny!
megamegamind11989 1 year ago
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lol fucking dumb ass
crwjckss18 1 year ago
EPIC FAIL XD
swagginstink1 1 year ago
he didnt even fall down all the way
EVRLASTNTOK3R 1 year ago
wow hes lucky he could walk!
Saharasaraharas 1 year ago
I got hit by a car riding my bike yesterday, I was hit from behind and this is pretty much what happend! Bounced off the car, jumped up and started swearing at the bitch that was driving
alexwigbout 1 year ago
cracked.com
nonebutsaz 1 year ago
yeah typically it's a woman driving. no JUST kidding, seriously, just kidding.
TeslaDRay 1 year ago
hahahahahaha omg!!
xxxxxxyyyyy1 1 year ago
what he say?
CrAzYMuFFyn 1 year ago
@CrAzYMuFFyn
Their speaking Greek, he begins cursing and then repeats "you have a red"
DK2008 1 year ago
my first impression of the video = aaaaaahahhahaah hahahha non stop laugh.
I know I sound like an asshole but still this was really funny the way he stood and went on and on.
AliGhanizad 1 year ago
Yea, woman are bad drivers. I think its mainly because they arent familiar with the physics of machinery like guys and some are clumsy or inconsiderate. Only reason mens insurance cost more is because they speed alot and try stunts and moves in the car.
Marrowni 1 year ago
where a helmet in future asshole.
gavinjamesaitken1 1 year ago
that guy got up quick!
tqdvorak 1 year ago
@tqdvorak
it's possible.
TeslaDRay 1 year ago
This is Greek:
He -(i m not translating his first words cause i am a good Cristian^^) -You got a red light, a red light! She got a red light oh my god, i got a green one and i came from there (?). I saw it, it was green...
Someones else voice says - Ok ok stop shouting...
Adoptedforumtroll 1 year ago 11
@Adoptedforumtroll BRAINWASHED
JemineyeRephlex 8 months ago
@Adoptedforumtroll the first worlds are not "I am a good Cristian " He says I fuck the mother of god !
Teo97b 6 months ago
dumb fuckin biker
partsmet 1 year ago
Rightsofonyx... Yeah he would be, all angles work nicly for him.
casperfromenc 1 year ago
lol it was a woman driving. figures.
JOHNNYQUESTCHOKEHOLD 1 year ago
lol wow there already starting the argueing over whos fault and he barely landed on his feet
Aaronr9555 1 year ago
man, that dude is good
kuttex89 1 year ago
i love the startn just a motor buzzn, then his cans went flyn bahahaha ..bahhahaha... its more funny cause u cant understand.. im fav this
Explosivecork 1 year ago
funny italian
exdogg1 1 year ago
women drivers for you haha
david36566 1 year ago
Lol
ejaznyb 1 year ago
HE WOULD NOT BE WALKING AWAY FROM THAT RECK UNTOUCHED
RitesOfOnyx 1 year ago
Ninja skills....estupido!!! Estupido!!!
china1013 1 year ago
Ouch!
TeamHeavySuck 1 year ago
the reason he can get up is cos he is italian that probably happens to him every day
smello897 1 year ago
lmfao this dude gets up and like omg!!!!!!! my bike!!!!!!! id be like dude u just got hit by a car >.>
yourdaddy342 1 year ago
Omg, how this got even got up was amazing. i would be on the ground in shock that im still alive. i guess that was his bodys instant reaction to fear and shock to start yelling
GretschO7 1 year ago
They say he only survived because of his Chuck Norris T-Shirt.
steelhelmetleast 1 year ago 3
i need those skills
TheSouthlake 1 year ago
LOL!!!!
Miami8234 1 year ago
I was just hit by a car today on my bike. An Asian man hit me as I was going on the green light and he was turning on a red right turn. It was a hit and run, my shoulder is fucked and my arm, mainly my forearms are all cut up. Not to mention my GT Avalanche $700.00 bike is ruined. I have my life but I filed a report on that fucker. He couldn't even speak English! >:O
Ydoc101lol 1 year ago
lol
dynamickirby 1 year ago
o my!!
mrcoustem 1 year ago
Is clearly that woman try to run the red light. Other vehicle shows up like 20 seconds after the incident.~~and ouch that guy remind me of the budlight commercial
changyujung9 1 year ago
Hahahaha a woman. Figures. Shoulda stayed home in front of that stove. This would have gone all away.
hawaianforlife 1 year ago
LOL - great reaction from the biker.
AccaliaCanisLupus 1 year ago
he said Stupido!
gioran23 2 years ago
sweeeeet
TrypAVR 2 years ago
hahah I love how he cusses the guy out in like spanish or something
RiotNeeds10 2 years ago
where did he go for like a min? i bet to cry. or take another pill or whatever he is on.
wow.
tough guy, i bet he wanted to hit the driver before he knew it was a woman.
then probly just thought "should of known it was a woman driving. "
dana patrick is the only girl allowed behind the wheel. jk lol
imgettylee 2 years ago
course a woman behind the wheel, did you know woman cause more accidnets then men.
funkc6669 2 years ago
stfu sexist
misterlink2 2 years ago
im not sexist, but just like men are naturally stronger, they are also more acute to driving, its been proven.
shaundiedrinksdew 1 year ago
@shaundiedrinksdew well yes, men were made to be moving around alot, so i guess thats why.
misterlink2 1 year ago
@funkc6669 its the opposite actually.
Feverant 1 year ago
What a shock. A women was driving the car......
miggypiggy81 2 years ago 2
ostia puta pero ese tio es d hierro o k , sa lebantao komo si na xddd
FeeAaRr666 2 years ago
20k right there bro. call the ambulance!!!
jeanlenor 2 years ago
like a ninja in the night
courtneycade 2 years ago
talk about fucking lucky ducky... holy shit...
lcmtvbreath4 2 years ago
that dudes sav, he gets back up and complains
joenlaw 2 years ago
a perfect landing
teddydc2 2 years ago
I couldent tell whos fault it was
Three6CloghessyA 2 years ago
LOL
Nice.
Dude probably never felt more alive
after that.
MRxLOKI 2 years ago
Omg..Did U See How Fats He Jumpd Up..Lolsz To FUNNY
DeiJion 2 years ago
holy crap dude
jugularjordan 2 years ago
dam pwend
ihatejews05 2 years ago
1-888-PAIN LAW :D
mnmtwinz 2 years ago
thats bad ass. he gets hit with a car and just walks away? :D.................... then he comes back
mnmtwinz 2 years ago
the sound makes it seem more shocking
MrLeoKrupps 2 years ago
Hm souds greek to me
CarnalDiafragma 2 years ago 2
This video was on Most Shocking. They said that the Woman driver of the car was distracted because she was putting on make up while driving!
OrangeTiger20 2 years ago 22
It was his f*cking fault!
9welbeck 2 years ago
lucky guy..havent seen a biker getting up so fast with almost no injuries after such a horrible accident..
muttukodi 2 years ago
O Christos kai h Panagia!!!!! Agio eixe o podilatis.
EVERLASTish86 2 years ago
translation:
"WTF man! I had a tamagotchi in my pocket!"
TheFishe2112 2 years ago 21
lmao!!
rick60055 2 years ago
bikers fault
ImGodUFUCK 2 years ago
his not wearing any gear..he had it coming to him
ImGodUFUCK 2 years ago 2
rofl!!!!!!!
its funny hoe he flips and how the car hits him! and then wat he says!!!
diamondbb5 2 years ago
good reflex, he could of really been hurt if he dident to that perfect roll into place off the top of car
crazyboijihad 2 years ago
PWNED
THEnextOSHIE74 2 years ago
wow this just happened to me today only it was with a bicicle not a motorcycle, im damn lucky im alive and yeah like i just got up and she was like you ok and drove off, it was like and old lady
Afflictionband69 2 years ago
Ahhh Mi bike....
fernandiish 2 years ago
that was so funny
Spidervs1PaintBall 2 years ago
That man is lucky to be alive... doesn't even look like he's wearing a helmet... clearly, he has a secret identity... SUPER ITALIAN!
pickleyum 2 years ago
Biker is lecturing her on she should watch the side... roflmao, biker is an idiot... anyway typical, i saw 10 times more accidents going to southern europe than being in the nordic area, people drive like shite down there... maybe the heat? XD
Innoculii 2 years ago
No they talk greek!
AlphaGenozid 2 years ago
what a pro! gets up and walks away... bamf
crazycamerakid 2 years ago 2
He seemed fine after he got hit, he's pretty lucky I would say.
Ahmone19 2 years ago
wtf the biker gets all pissed when the car was folowing the rules of the road. the guy on the bike went at the wrong time!
aliveanimation 2 years ago
The Translation is
The Light was fucking red! FUCKING RED!! i think . because it was on rudetube.
toamuka 2 years ago 3
wow that biker gets up hella fast!
LEMONCAK3Z 2 years ago
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!
16smorford31785 2 years ago
i love how he immediately gets up and starts bitching instead of seeing if the driver is alright
JacobBoddington 2 years ago
who gives a shit about the driver
DIRECTHALO666 2 years ago 4
Moron gets what he deserves. Bout time we show bikers what happens when you don't follow the rules of the road.
Mbash93 2 years ago
Unless you understand what they are saying, that you are a complete fool. How do you know what colour the light was?
By the looks of it, it was red for the car, because as you can see a few seconds later traffic starts flowing the other way (and in the lane to the right of the car) making it look like the light had just turned green.
Maybe this will happen to you, and we can all say "Bout time we show idiots who post without common sense what happens for being so ignorant"
sakic199 2 years ago 16
@sakic199
"By the looks of it, it was red for the car"
That's what he keeps saying frantically in Greek....I'm inclined to believe him.
DK2008 1 year ago
@sakic199 sory to say look what got out of the car and i aint pointing fingures . just emplying what has been caught on camera woman cant drive hahahahahahaha
dogsofwarclan 1 year ago
the light was r ed. he was fallowing the rules
DIRECTHALO666 2 years ago 2
LMAO!!! He's not even worried about his health, he's more concerned about his bike. Hilarious.
leftwich7 2 years ago 3
I can't believe how quick this guy gets up!!!! In less than 3 seconds, this guy is so lucky!
PteEddy24 2 years ago
god damn he got nailed
joemac416 2 years ago
ahhhhhh women!!
Ps3koolKid 2 years ago
DAMN ASIANS
thelaminater12 2 years ago
I dont think they are asian.
Eagle13511 2 years ago 3
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darkstuff98 2 years ago
women drivers
doogrisa 2 years ago 3
lol italian drivers
PanDooooo 2 years ago
women drivers i'll tell ya
BUHROW77 2 years ago 6
his fault
MrPar24 2 years ago
i dont know that countrys cars rules but in uk u dont pull out of junctions when something is coming...
baberacergti 2 years ago
you get hit by a car so you leave the bike and walk away?? dumb fuck
1funnnydude 2 years ago
hey funny dude IF YOUR THAT FUCKING STUPID YOU WOULD REALISE the bike is a write off have a look the front fuckin wheel is dislocated from the bike might asswell bye a new 1 since hes gotta replace all the parts nd shit!!!! but naaah some people just fuckin blind i guess FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!! your the dumb fuck
devo1nR 2 years ago 2
lol ur getting all fucking worked up, no shit the bikes a fucking write off, just saying the guy walks a way doesnt even talk to the driver... fuckin dipshit, i bet u spend all ur time trying to argue on the internet too, have no fucking life
1funnnydude 2 years ago
he comes back and talks. he was just having an episode..then came back.
iLikeMonkeys1232 2 years ago
hahahbahahahah o shit and he gets up and walks away he' s badass! o shit! ahahahahahahahah
crazydragon14 2 years ago
lol why does he just walk off.....?
xxxDEATHCORExxx 2 years ago
wow. I'm amazed he walked away from that.
philbio66 2 years ago
I fucking laughed so hard.
pat3andal3x 2 years ago
i just got hit by a car today. stupid old people shouldnt be allowed to drive cars
linco29 2 years ago
He was mad. He only cared about his bike XD
21ollej 2 years ago
Damn....he got bak up so damn fast
KGArtist 2 years ago
Whats better is that he's more pissed than hurt and just walks off lol
z82m76 2 years ago
It's all greek to me!
and It's Greece! :)
2fastkiller 2 years ago
hahah hes calling his stupid for hitting his bike!!!!!
xXpainXx1 2 years ago
No, for running the red light dumb ass...
Stupid ass women drivers. Grab a clue
kprez007 2 years ago
Just not his day...
KABLAMMO4567 2 years ago
he's lucky a lot of europeans drive those stupid little mini cars, he shouldve been dead or injured badly
vaibanez17 2 years ago
the way he talks sounds like this isn't europe m8..
nahing 2 years ago
could be spain?? Portugal?
killa123123 2 years ago