Ted Haggard is Hetero!!!

[TR00M3N]

Ted Haggard is Hetero!!!

yes we know

[fiercefunky]

Ya'll can keep that creepy mouthed old queen. Just give us Channing Tatum and nobody gets hurt.

[9Ghostly9Fish9]

Haggard, just accept what you are. Don't keep spreading the bullshit; which messes people people.

He's bisexual!

I'm kindof tired of people calling his sexuality "complex." He's bi, that's it. The man is something that he's preached against. He's coming to terms. But still, he's a rather sad story to watch unfold.

[0Krusnik0]

LOL I'm gay and think it is simple. You wanna fuck a man, woman, or both? My god, making it complicated is utterly retarded.

[9Ghostly9Fish9]

I would've liked to think it was as simple too. lol

It's these situations like Haggard's, among other things. But apparently, god is in favor of sexual oppression.

I do think Ted Haggard's been screwed over(by his beliefs, in the past, ect).

[theabomation]

Naw Ted Haggard is still Gay if you have sex with an man you are gay period.

[9Ghostly9Fish9]

Not necessarily. If someone had sex w/ someone of the same gender one or twice, they could still be straight.

The other exception is if a person is bisexual. Which I definately think Haggard is.

[zentropa]

Ted Haggard used to be a homosexual ?

I am surprised he did not become a CATHOLIC PRIEST.

ZING !!!!

[nickloks]

thank god mike exposed this fucking asshole!

[SOLIE6226]

He coulda been cured Maybe ? By Going to Whom Ever his Spiritual advisor Might be , And Getting a little Of Them Laying of tha Hands to Them Places

Where that Burning Demon First aroused itself, And maybe Some Of That Talking In Tongues slapped on it fer good measure , and he'll be as good as new , condemning folks to hell like it's armagedon !!

and to think his follower passed tha plate for a B.J. Maybe, probably had them all gagging at the news !!

[Outlaw1257]

Ted HAS been cured of his homosexuality.

After Ted's career climaxed, he underwent deeply penetrating counseling for a hole weak. Ted dealt with some with some long, hard, sticky issues.

Ted is a very hole-y man; always willing to "bends over", and offer AIDs to his fellow man.

He has gained considerable piece by reading The Bible, and studying The Book of Johns. Now, he has cum to no Christ is a hole new way.

Please, everyone!! Don't be so hard-on him!!

[nickloks]

cured of his homosexuality? you're one of those fucking religous assholes who think homosexuality is something bad!! i'm straight but i know that homosexuality isn't a disease, it's something picked up genetically!

[Outlaw1257]

Nicklocks Wrote:

cured of his homosexuality? you're one of those fucking religous assholes who think homosexuality is something bad!! i'm straight but i know that homosexuality isn't a disease, it's something picked up genetically!

Earth To Nickloks!! Earth To Nicklocks!!

Go back and re-read my post; this time, pay very close attention to the spelling!!

[TR00M3N]

well, if you wanna indoctrinate yourself into straight gay whatever then hey! go for it! dont care!

then again if you think gays are ok then pansexuals,incestive, and other is okay i mean love knows no bounds right? right?!

[papatoony]

Haggard was the bottom. Once a bottom always a bottom! Ain't no comin' back from that, buddy.

[7d7e7f7]

If you give a guy oral and have sex with men, sorry your gay.

[Kaimosae]

you could be bisexual....if you still like women that is.

[REVWORM1313]

nothing wrong with being gay, there is somethingwrong about being gay and lying about it and bashing it on a regular basis. i just hope he feels alot of pain and drinks bleach.

[KmanMonkeyPig]

Cured from being gay? Now that is funny!

[xlioilx]

The only thing straight about Ted, is his cock when he sees a man bend over LOL

[flamedame007]

yea, Ted Haggard is straight...until he gets caught again :) but seriously, i knew he was gay from the second i saw him. he didnt exactly hide it well.

[papatoony]

I knew he was gay when I saw him in the documentary "Jesus Camp." He TOTALLY set off my gaydar. BEEP BEEP BEEP! I was right.

[stefzula]

Ted Haggard isn't straight nor will ever be straight--he's just gonna be back in the closet.

[johhny3rubs]

what the fuck are you wankers arguing about?

[scriptureplease]

Hitler was a Christian but I would never expect a Christian evangelist to admit it. You don't ask a criminal who committed the crime, that is just plain stupid. Discrimination, hatred, bigotry, hypocrisy, scripture taken out of context, teaching fear to children are all typical Christian values.

[zachypoop]

actually he probably was'nt (hitler). There is evidence that declares both to be a possibility ("christian" or athiest. Other than that i must agree /scriptureplease/

[pikechris1]

well, you should read through hitlers manifesto, the "ole good main krampf"...

[xlioilx]

Mein Kampf really shows you how Hitler, a devout fundamentalist christian, really knew how to use his religion to persuade people to do his bidding like slaves.

[coleneil1]

Let us rue the day that someone actually USES their freedom of speech to expose a hypocritical, abusive, drug using, liar!

How does it possibly NOT sit well with you that someone IS exposing a con-artist?

[fashionhistorylover]

@coleneil1 Ted Haggard had a relapse and he has been cured of his homosexuality.

[t4705mb6]

Perhaps we should shut up people like Mike Jones? Well, I guess we wouldn't want to hurt Teddy's feelings now, would we!? That's right, just keep these creepy bible thumping right wingnuts where they are bilking millions (if not BILLIONS) from the meek and influencing our children with the sewage that spews from their mouths.

"STAY THE COURSE!!"

[1Mellodee]

Ted Stayed the course...right up the Azz!

Dude's a Butt-Pirate of the Highest Order....

[fashionhistorylover]

@t4705mb6 He had a relapse and is cured now.

[t4705mb6]

@fashionhistorylover Me too! Good one!

[ProphetRay]

if he has a prolem at least he is tryin to get help.

[nassah23]

prpphetray---ted haggard is cured,he is 100% str8 now...he got no problem,he is a fully restored hetero..allelouya allelouya

[1Mellodee]

Nah, the secret is out now...Ted's a Meat-Whistler...yep.

[nassah23]

very true.

[BalmungSama0]

Being gay isn't a problem, and repressing it leads to a LOT of problems.

Also, even if it could be cured, HE WAS THERE FOR THREE WEEKS! That's the shortest therapy I've EVER heard of. And that's including cases of laziness and fear of flying. He's probably just found another prostitute. Most likely one who doesn't keep up with news or would keep quiet for money.

[woestijnvis07]

The only problem Haggard has, is him being a fucking hypocrit! If you really think his problem is being gay, you are dumb as hell!

[Islwynpaul]

Ted Haggard has confirmed to me that the Christian church is an evil influence on society.

[patnmax]

lol, damn straight. no pun intended.