5 Perks of Having a Girlfriend

[nireyeff]

Well,.....

I'm a girl and have had bfs

So yes the do pay for everything for you, but they do that beacuse they want to be polite and also they will makeout with u all the time I love bfs

[ChocoJuice]

1. human bank

2. carries shopping bags

3. fixes shit

4. tell mom you have a boyfriend without lying

5. an extra jacket when it's cold

[livedify]

truer words were never said!!

[dexter19366]

Boyfriends are cheaters my heart has been broken 2 times cause of 2 boys

[chewthisgun]

looo--ttttiiionn!

[TheEdFilm]

He ripped her face off!

[KatHyadain]

Perks of having a boyfriend:

1. He will always be late for dinner.

2. He will just watch soccer when it's time for dinner.

3. He will give everything he bought to you so you can carry them for him.

[sugaichigo]

Why are bfs obligated to pay for everything their girl buys?

[aureliationgg]

BF perks: 1. Kill insects; 2. Carry shit for you; 3. Car washing services; 4. Sex

[baykomious]

looooooooooooooOOLL #2 SOOO TRUE HAHAHAH

[goldbear42]

Her PMS can be your PMS ... wooot xD

[turtleattack]

1:42 for all the ladies, look at that ripped bi-cep!

[krissyk24]

i hate you i did that last thig and she got away from me

[vtecboi011]

4. Froo-tee Low-Tee-Own.

[holyender515]

no bad video

[MrsDustyGal]

perks of having a boyfriend-

1.random entertainment

2.pretty much like a credit card (they usually try to be a "gentleman and pay for dinners & movies)

3.Scare off unwanted attention from other guys

4. they usualy have very confortable shoulders

5.good spies (personal experiance :))

[kimdias15]

i know one. THEY ARE WARM AND COSY TO CRY ON :)

[Iloveu5000]

BUT I DO LOVE YOUR VIDEOS, Rick!

[Iloveu5000]

I wouldn't know, because I never had a boyfriend!! I AM only in high school

[Purple7Blue10]

5 perks of having a boyfriend:

1. They'll pay the bill

2. They'll give you their jacket when its cold

3. They'll push in the chair for you at a dinner table

4. They'll hold a door for you

5. You get to break up with them

[n2co3e]

did anyone else notice the Napoleon Dynamite joke?

[slusheelover789]

@n2co3e no! what was it?

[MusicalMcCoy]

@slusheelover789 Tots!



[aleeexisamazing]

@n2co3e haha yes :)

[Jintard]

@ipriscillaran forever alone.

[ipriscillaran]

5 perks of having a boy friend

1) he doesn't exsist....

[daniellesunga]

bring rick back

[MissAleJandrra]

like tots.

[MissAleJandrra]

@MissAleJandrra except for that one time.

[JOSEgotrejected]

thumbs up if your reading this

[ameliasnewgroove]

I love how all these comments say "he's a great pillow."

[dd123abc100]

1.head rest

2.body guard from pervs

3.insist complement

4.your cold you get there jacket

5.they take the blame for farts

6.there for you when your sad

7.they beat down any other guy that's looks at u wrong........ need I go on???

[pinkiexboo]

You don't hve to buy the newest video games yourself, just borrow them when he's done playing them.

[lovetolaugh0]

1) They kill bugs for you.

2) Because of the excuse of being a girl and their pride, they fix, build, and carry everything for you.

3) Drives you all the time.

4) Their clothes fit when its cold.

5) They eat your left overs when you're too full.

[sweetrhen]

Mmm yummy tots hahaha!

[DoubleLRox1416]

5 Perks of Having a Boyfriend

1. Wanna get out of a party or something? "Oh, the boyfriend wants to play video games and I promised I'd spend time with him tonight."

2. Another wardrobe full of clothes that you can take.

3. Use their shoulder as a pillow.

4. Your own personal chauffeur.

5. He treats you like a princess when you're on your period.

[OhMrSausage]

perks of having a boyfriend:

1. protection

2. hoodies

3. video games

4. they make you smile

5. they bring out the best in you

[riceguy61]

if your girlfriend has hooves, then you're dating sarah jessica parker. BACK OUT NOW!

[mr4truck]

i dont pay for anything :D only the condoms :P :D

[sherryxu3000]

Shining touch on lips! Well done!

[Songspoint]

Perks of having a boyfriend:

1. Nothing

[lullabydoll456]

Love*

[lullabydoll456]

They give you their sweatshirt, they are protective of you, they try to make you smile, and low giving you hugs when your down. Oh yeah and they pay for everything :P

[rinofficial123]

they dont start shit like other girls do, so you can talk crap about your friends to him and of course hes not listening anyway so they dont gossi.^_^ and a pillow.<3

[heykiddxpotatochipp]

I know one major perk of having a boyfriend and that they usually like to enjoy life and are not drama queens. Nice escape from girl drama!

[funkyfunkymonkey]

low-tee-own ROFL

[alanisawsomeyeah]

like if you watched this in 2012

[flufflesthepancake]

My gf says:

Beard,

Heater,

Stability,

Pillow.

[april4546]

it's like hes wearing lipstick

[bluegreenplanet89]

@april4546 right?? it's shiny and so pink i'm distracted!

[DrEaMiNg0fU]

@april4546 Yes, it's probably supposted to be 6..

[MoltenFariz]

2:58 OMG! you tear her skin apart!

[siggster03]

lol Rick you're hilarious, i heart you ;)

[siggster03]

perks of having a boyfriend: ricks number 2 rule: if you're full they're like a personal garbage disposal =P

[MUcitygirl2]

lol hated it when my ex bf used to make me cary his botles of drink and other junk in my purse, its such a douche move

[LORDxMANxFIZZY]

NEED MORE OF THESE VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!

[MyWormer]

my fave perk of having a Bf, Waking up next to someone you love, someone who smells great, and someone to hold you. <3

[Miri7294]

LOTION

[ThaoAlex]

Wheres MOAR!?! :D

[MissTrancyHUNTER]

1. A great excuse to watch a sports match

2. Free Gym Membership

3. Free Mechanic/Chef/Yardsmen

5. They find the best suff on youtube for you

4. Headrest

[gcsgdooifhd]

boyfriends pay for everything isn't an injustice

It's a CRIME

[thatbrownkiddd]

perks of having a boyfriend

1) headrest when your tired on a bus or somewhere public

2) space heater

3) unlimited supply of free razors ( as long as he doesn't find out)

[NinjXPk]

@thatbrownkiddd 0__o

[cookiedoechip23]

huh



[cookiedoechip23]

what crazy

[cookiedoechip23]

were did you find a doll at

[KasperFire]

3 Perks to having a boyfriend:

Boyfriends are great to snuggle with.

Boyfriends try to make their girl feel better when she's down.

Boyfriends protect their girl from unwanted advances by other guys.

[sakurateri]

One thing I like about having a boyfriend is that he carries anything. Shopping, carry my stuff. Get home, carry the groceries in the house. Moving, the couch out of the door. The trash, takes it out. LIKE THIS ALOT!

[burmythepokemon]

Good music

[freakygleek98]

I'm guessing about theses thing I've never had a boyfriend ... No worries I'm only gunna be 14...., I think.... Lemme do the math.... Yes I am correct! AND LIFE IS BETTER WITHOUT USELESS BOYFRIENDS!!! But I'm bored and sleepy so don't judge.. I'm on coffee!!!! COFFEE!! ^o^

[freakygleek98]

5 perks: Giving gifts, defending us from other guys, making us feel useful and love, helping you understand violent video games and a way of transportation!( Boyfriend back rides!!)

[Ruka7216]

@Rayver12ftw

Hey that's wat I used to say about dudes :D they're boring and no fun so it's better to just F em and leave

[Ruka7216]

*LMFAO thinking about how offended feminists that watched this might've been* XDDDDDDDD SUCKERS~ btw I'm a chick so yah not being sexist but LMFAO

[Burt0nB04rd3r]

Perk of having a boyfriend: personal punching bag.

[TheSPORTYChick123]

"her pms, can be your pms."

Be careful what you wish for

[Phodie56]

IT IS AN INJUSTICE

[skitealwedrop42]

wtc? guys complain about their pockets? you could fit a kindle in there! For girls we have pockets where we can barley fit our hands!

[rayver12ftw]

girlfriends r a waste, better to just have sex with random bitches...yea i said it.

[halat94]

perks o having a bf is they open doors 4 u and pull out chairs 4 u and give u their jackets whenever u r cold and they will park the car 4 u and they can fix everything u broke :P

[charna222]

having someone to cling to durring a scarry movie

[huynhhoang1334]

23,329 people would give rick the rest of their dinner... for me that would be 1/10th of a steak >:D

[Theestherborg]

Boyfriends Pay For Everything :)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ injustice!!1

[danceyourlifeaway3]

HER PMS CAN BE YOUR PMS.

Ah favorite part right there ;D

[TheSayang123]

lol i have used no 5 without noeinh :D

[joiredevivre919]

i LOVE TAT PINK HANDBAG!!!where did u say u get tat again??><

[amyhvu]

5 perks of having a boyfriend:

1. They can play video games with you.

2. No PMS keke.

3. Their jackets or sweaters and stuff are nice, comfy, and warm.

4. You could use their shoulder as a pillow.

5. You can blame him for random things like farting or something, I dunno.

[monicalcbui]

i never had one

[grover662]

my boyfriend will stand up for me and is not a douche :)

[prphhrrrrrrm]

for some reason i always thought this was in a kitchen until i saw the behind the scenes XD

[doyouwannacookiee]

"...then kick em in the face for teasing the JB" LMAO

[bobberman09]

notice how the statue never comes back after the axe takes off the picture?

[BridgettteTV]

Boyfriends, are good for 2 Things

-showing off to bitches that u got a man.

-AND YES THEY PAY FOR SHIT!(Y)

[ChibDibs]

"Boy friends pay for everything." "It's not a perk, it's injustice."

true. oh so very true.

[empress4lyphe]

Actually, using my boyfriend's pockets to carry around my essentials is my huge perk. I'm not a purse fan, so I just give my boyfriend. Phone, keys, money....heck my belt burst once and I stuffed that in his pocket too. Boy's pockets are endless. Another perk is that I can use him (sorry boo!) to get out of situations with other guys. "Sorry I have a boyfriend" and just go with that.....they give up more easily. And I won't be lying so I don't have to worry about paying for my sins.

[ninzoop]

Hugs :)

[MorgansCentral]

Okay, perks about having a boyfriend:

1) When you want to do something your, "girlfriends", are to girly to do. Examples, video gaming, rollercoasters, and rtv;s and stuff

2) When you watch a scary movie, you get to go to bed with someone, not like that for all you pervs.

3) When you can be yourself around him...or her..and still have fun

4) When you run out of perfume and use their axe :)

[shellynb75]

boyfriends are good for back massages, doing handy stuff and taking care of physical needs.....thats about it ;P

[GlowInTheDarkAzel]

Fantastic pillows, you can steal their clothes, and they can be an excuse to not hang with creepy guys :DD

[SammOz360]

Also, he doesn't pay for everything. And when he does pay for something I wanted but was short on cash, I pay him back for it later.

[SammOz360]

First off, I wanna say your ex was dumb for dumping you. Ur funny, good-looking and seem pretty smart. I do all those things for my boyfriend, including cooking. The upside to having a boyfriend is having someone to talk to that you trust while know when to BS and when to be honest, having someone to handle flying bugs that can sting you, having someone listen to you (except when it comes to chores, which he somehow misses) and makes me want to have fun rather than being stuck at home all day.

[abugaylwashere]

THEN KICK HIM IN THE FACE FOR MAKING FUN OF THE JB. HAHA

[death4hiro]

Don't worry, it's a girl... and don't ask me how I got it

[MrTuxDOG]

Ummm... not being there?

good trait for when you want him to disappear :D

[xMixNguyenx]

my boyfriend is best for hugs! you can never have enough because hugs fuel the power of love and unicorns. unicorns with love power are BEAST!

[XxBleedingxHeartxX14]

1)he buys you stuff

2)carries you when you ask(assuming he's whipped...)

3)he drives you places

4)you can use him as an excuse to not go to that creepy guy's house for a project

5)if you get into a fight(verbal) you can get him into a fight with the same person(physical)

as long as its not another girl.

[duckkid20]

Lol i used #5 so much

[123stripes]

what girl carrys a purse where a machie gun can fit in?

[becjane11]

they're also pretty good armrests ;)

[GeminiNinja530]

lo tee on LOL

[16Ravers]

Lmao xD Napoleon Dinamite reference!! xD hahaha! Love that movie! "hey Napolean. Gimme some tots."

[itskenny553]

I use lotone

[Qcontinuum27]

...haha, the one time i kinda had a boyfriend/not completely, maybe just friend (*depressed......) i never let him pay for stuff...it frustrated him >:D anyway....for me, it would be videogame buddy so your female friends don't question why ur playing something called call of duty, maplestory, portal, rumble fighter, or skyrim......*sigh....

[Thunderpark]

@Qcontinuum27 YEA RUMBLIEFIGHTER AND MAPLESTORY!!!! >:D

[FridaS108]

3:06 ....where did he put them....?

[SammySpectacular10]

the unsexiest thing to say is " i'm full..i have to poop"

[Toonklink99]

...this one may only apply to a few people

1.having someone to play video games with

2.being able to get out of family meet-ups because your boyfriend is "upset" because a family member is "sick"

3.free dinners, and not looking weird when you want a beer instead of a martini

[wonderlandonalice]

Boyfriends carry your stuff when you go shopping. haha

[koligina]

@asiansarecool100 When I said blanket I mean like his arms around me, not on top of me...

[asiansarecool100]

@koligina u cannot take back what u said

[Symphonious7]

Lol... It's no big deal, I have words that I pronounce wrong, I just thought it was funny he said "escape goat" not "scape goat" lol..

[khyhRockonn]

*mimicking girl tone* "Boys pay for everything"

"That's injustice."

THAT'S justice. Where is the equality, fellow female homosapiens?

[claudeleason]

No.2 reminds me of Joey Tribianni

[kohpeifern]

he will carry your purse! cuz all his "manyly stuff" are in there and he doesn't want it to get lost.

[KingGurrenAlex7]

Too true paying for ur girlfriend is an injustice but ur being the gentleman even I never had a girl :-( :'(

[Hottyaboy]

Where did you get the girl? :3

[dreamsinaraindrop]

1) Walking Teddy Bear

2) Walking GPS

3) Tech Support

4) Walking Heat pack/ hand warmer

5) Best Buddy

[cooguy3317]

#4. fruity lo-ti-onee

hahahahaha

[2Stoopid2Die]

Because HER PMS can be YOUR PMS....

[thedaddysbean]

1: FREE FOOD 2: headrest 3: free taxi 4: a second place to crash with booze and free food

[Hobojonnn]

Why do I hear Zoolander?

[Jentyss]

I agree entirely. It's not a perk, it's an insult to our independence - though granted, most girls don't look at it that way.

[waylonlusucks]

then kick him in the face for teasing the JB!

[LPCD100]

make a video about a dick pic misunderstanding that should be funny

[animaanimaanima]

he didnt take off the price tag. gonna return it? lol

[farrelldiaz31]

what's the name of his X?

[lilbreezy206]

@farrelldiaz31 he has many lol

[Isabellustration]

I love how open Phil is to doing weird stuff on camera :D Like behind-the-scenes cues? He's just a natural at being goofy and fun :D

[MuayThaiFighter4Life]

"its not a perk, its injustice....." too funny lmfao

[TearLilyd]

Perks of Boyfriends:

1) Protects me from falling! I am very clumsy

2)Holds my very heavy books (even if he isn't too smart, he can always hold my books for me)

3) Able to talk about tomboyish things like Anime and sports

4) Makes me happy when I am sad or down (I may punch him in the arm a few times and he can deal with it better then any friends that are girls)

5) Keeps away any other guys I don't like and Likes me (I thought having guy friends kept my life from being less dramtic.FALSE)

[kaikahitonari]

HAHAHAHA! i just watched stranger again so this vid made perfect sense!!!

[akita06]

5) defense- creepy guys getting on your nerves, have them fight the creeps.

[akita06]

Perks of boyfriend:

1)hand-eye coordination -don't feel like driving, let him do it. he's "more coordinated" also if you don't feel like getting up to give him something, you can just throw it and he'll catch it.

2) piggy back rides- whenever i don't feel like walking i just hop on his back. he's strong enough.

3)strength- carrying heavy stuffs like the groceries

4) headrest- standing, sitting, lying down, his shoulders always there. you can take a nap while standing in line if you want.

[buhtailo]

THE OLD SPICE GUY NEEDS TO BE IN THIS!

[FelicityGaea]

i hate it when guys put their sheit in girl's purses! it gets heavy u know!

[kalinga01]

tots=napoleon dynamite reference?

[FaterThanAkIss180]

humm... I was trying to think of a perk for my boyfriend, LMAO but i cant. I mean i pay for all our meals and lets see well oh I know. Hes squishy bugs, and when something breaks he fixes it, also when i cant open something he opens it. Also umm when he get paid he will buy me something or take me out. ummm he also picks up all the dog poop.

[FaterThanAkIss180]

@FaterThanAkIss180 I dont think he likes to kill bugs tho.. but he still does it :P

[FaterThanAkIss180]

LMAO "Im full, do you wanna finch this?"

[UrielFox394]

@DigiShie I love 5 xD

[wiSEonelOl99]

haha



[Wuk0n]

1. Stalker

2. Blind Eye

3. Dead Silence

4. SitRep

5. HARDline

[k0rnd4wg]

@Wuk0n holy shit you are such a fag

[CMariLove]

best perk of a boyfriend is having him beat up your brother when he's mean... plus its so awesome to watch them fight ;) butnot when my brother is winning! =O

[TheQuickSilva92]

Wow i was expecting some sleight of hand pro, ghost, lightweight, hardline or marathon or ninja pro but instead i get this?

[jindawindmaster808]

Hahah i dont pay for shit! Make my hoes pay for my food!

[dragonsanddinos25]

@jindawindmaster808 Lol grow some balls? XD

[jindawindmaster808]

@dragonsanddinos25 Hahaha Got some bro, my Jevos droped esajay!

[kmalters1]

@jindawindmaster808 LMAO!!!!!!

[shataylorluv]

Cuddling with & carrying heavy bags:) lol

[gmag070]

where can i get the "Low Tea Own" ?

[DigiShie]

1. Warmth- I'm a girl and most of my friends are male, so I'm pretty confident in saying that guys generate more heat than girls.

2. Cross-dressing- People don't look at you as funnily if it's your boyfriend's clothes.

3. To frighten exes- Self explanatory.

4. Free chauffeur- Usually, that is. My fiance is lazy so he doesn't like to drive often but a majority of my exes LOVED to drive everywhere.

5. Shared interest of nerdy things- Video games, cards, computers, ect.

[pokemonclips89]

Killing spiders, opening jars, and reaching for high things~! 

[bigtymeclutch]

Loh Tee Ohn :D

[TheMusicRuler]

Shallow*

[TheMusicRuler]

Girls are sha