Does Not Compute - The Internet's Worst Parents

[mommymoe2004]

haappy birrrrrr....now?

[Thirtiesguy]

anyone have a link to the ostrich video?

[Wale0089]

Is that Baby rap real? Because if it is I am getting it immediately!

[Wintertunes]

Now pony! throw her now! Ostrich, initate phase B! The eyes! go for the eyes!

[wwwzenwww]

swimulates. lol

[RoyHaPencil]

I miss Clippy.

[blaisems]

"whythefuckdoyouhaveakid . com" (Shown while Swaim play us out) is actually an "adult dating site", to put it as classily as possible

[TheDonaldido]

HAHAHA 1:58

[GizmoFan1]

Best. Song. EVER.

[GizmoFan1]

OH GOD THE HUMANIMAL NEEDS TO DIE *cries in corner waiting for it to go away

[capabilites]

too bad this stuff doesnt have more views. I feel more special though.

[AManAnd88Keys]

The actual translation of the ostrich part goes more like this: "Hold tight!" - "Thomas, get outta there!" and (I am not sure about that) "Hit it! Hit it!".

[Zulfiqar32]

"Guard Cat" lmao!

[LastTaboo]

Alex Kovas is amazing. DNC + Alex Kovas is orgasmic entertainment.

[Spo8]

DNC gets a lot of views on Cracked, but I still want to find every Youtube user that hasn't watched them and personally insult their character.

[SillyIrishPenguin]

Swaim, I do believe you are the funniest bastard on earth.

I want to show you my hillarious hat collection.

[thisismyusernamemr]

This sucks. What a stupid waste of time. He thinks the turkey is an ostrich?

[IamAlastair]

@thisismyusernamemr you suck, you think that was a turkey?

[thisismyusernamemr]

@IamAlastair wasn't it?

[IamAlastair]

@thisismyusernamemr i've never seen a 5 foot tall turkey lol

[TripleDimensional]

@thisismyusernamemr

Wow. You cannot see past your own mistake (of course that is an ostrich, what are you smoking?) and see the hilarious comedy right in front of you. Wow. Just wow.

[thisismyusernamemr]

@TripleDimensional Ahahhahah. I love it.  I'm smoking pcp. Thanks for clearing this up for me.

[TripleDimensional]

@thisismyusernamemr

This explains the gaping void in brain cells...

[Skadoosh417]

If anyone watches community, you will be just as excited as I am about 0:30-1:10

[Ploiken]

4:22

[Ploiken]

4:22

[MushyTales]

Swaim - You are a fucking god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different.

[electrogeek77]

I have to admit, the multiple laughing babies was pretty damn cute.

[Fyrzon]

S

Wimulates

A (human)

I

Motion

... I fucking you love, Swaim.

[slayerOFsquirrels]

"he really kicks the shit out of that ostrich, BOOSH" and or kakow!

[vajayjayfrendly]

I feel sorry for people who don't know about Swaim.

[chada75]

1:54 "Mommy's working now, Go back to uncle DJ Spinz".

[DroveThemInsane]

I love Swaim's meow, it's so adorable!

[Olole]

That manimal guy was in Rock'n'Rolla

[Griftercash]

@Olole Which part?

[Olole]

@Griftercash He was the ripped russian guy who chases after Gerard Butler, he was a pretty fucking mean looking dude, but now i can't take him serious anymore after seeing him prancing around looking like Bambi

[Griftercash]

@Olole Ahhhh ho, yeah, I remember now xD I didnt know it was the same guy xD. "The zsar" I think was the name ;)

[esotericLantzer]

2:07 FATALITY

[Mojojojo449]

those last 30 seconds where the funniest thing ever

[luvmyMCR4evaxx]

I miss crackedtv.

But this is still awesome :)

[rishik17]

3:58 onwards was priceless

[CraigMetalHead]

Guard cat gets me every-DAMN-time!

[Mech610]

The Princess Mononoke theme huh? Good choice, very sad.

On a related note; WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO FEW VIEWS BUT REBECCA BLACK HAS SO MANY?!

[jbchankristen]

@Mech610 Rebecca who?

[MichaelkSimmons]

THE most fucked up thing to do is film the suffering you've inflicted on your kid. I'm surprised the kid at 3:27 didn't bust a cap in dat ass. I know I would. That or beat them in with a tire-iron.

[ZombehDog]

Daaaamn that animal guy was creepy.

[rcon1012]

haha i love seeing these. I have no idea why they keep popping up in my subscription bar. and they have like no views. its good stuff. it's like we are sort of a secret club guys.

[MegaBigCack]

@rcon1012 The have like 5M views on cracked.com ....

[rcon1012]

@MegaBigCack SECRET. CLUB.

[GreenGearMood]

whythefuckdoyouhaveakid dawt com doesn't exist. ):

[Kitiem3000]

@GreenGearMood I was disappointed too. Sounds like it would've been a great site.

[GreenGearMood]

The first 7 seconds crack me the fuck UP.

[rubenismaster]

"In there own habitat doing the things they do"(has a fucking samurai sword). Haha.

[Inuyashachick2011]

i wish micheal would do more of these again

[MrIvan72]

1st view?

[2muchbacon]

Awesome stuff as always.

[sportycolby]

zero views!

:O