Turtle on the Roomba.mp4

[vaneyataco]

This is animal cruelty. Please, stop hurting this turtle and put her back in a natural environment. You can see that her head and her flippers are being hit.

[xStarskyx]

way to scare the shit out of the turtle!!!!!!!

[Deathawaitsnoone]

"AHHHHHHH! SLOW DOWN YOU MANIAC!"

[ElleRoni]

That's a funny little beak he has there! What kind of a turtle is he?

[AmberlovesGreg17]

P.S. this was uploaded on my birthday!

[AmberlovesGreg17]

Got here from tumblrrr!

[JenniferArmintrout]

I think you should race them. Because at the end, it looked like they were pretty evenly matched.

[HayleyzComet]

Wtf? Why would you do that? Yeah the turtle might not be harmed but his head smashing into things can't be very pleasant. Just a stupid thing to do.

[afakaz]

"Jane!! Stop this crazy thing!!!"

[bethanyhamiltonlove]

ha ha so cute

[dashfront21]

alright, kids, calm ur balls. the turtle is obviously on it for fun. he couldve gotten off whenever he felt like, like at the end. he could also tuck his head in his shell, which he does do, but then pulls it back out because it didnt hurt. this guy was just video taping a funny scene

[Bigzu10288]

that is the fastest i ever seen a turtle go.

[TheHannahBurger]

For the people wondering why this is cruel: It's like being in a fast-moving car that you want to get out of really badly but don't know how to.

For the people saying this is cruel: That badass turtle jumped off what is to him a speeding vehicle. Boss skills increased +100

[Thistoxiclove]

hahahhaa AW oh my god. he's probably like "GET ME OFF THIS DAMN THING"

[vincentvanilla]

not cruel, the turtle is not hurt, or in danger, it's not like he tied it tot he roomba and rewired it to go 60 down a highway.

[CrazyAsianProdigy]

Reminds me of a really slow version of the green shell in Mario Kart.

[StimpsonJay]

It's Ryan Dunn reincarnated.

[Taikitso]

Very very cruel.

[xJezika]

@Taikitso Why is it on almost every animal video theres one fucktard complaining that "It's cruel" please tell me whats cruel about this video

[melindaa]

Fucked up, what a dick.

[StandardofPurity]

This is fucking hilarious

[DerangedCat]

wait, who buys a soft shell turtle?? seriously! where did you even get it?

[PowderHound79]

Not cool. AT. ALL. This is SICK!

[ColorfulChaos1]

holy loud audio

[SuperMrSouth]

It kinda sucks when the turtle has his face rammed into a table! I mean, I don't even do that for fun. . .

[jaswro]

I can see if the turtle climbed up there itself but I highly doubt a freshwater turtle is going to do that, leave your pets alone.

[MichaelKingsfordGray]

That is just cruel.

If you cannot see that, then you do not deserve to be called "human".

[no1ification]

@MichaelKingsfordGray its a fucking turtle evolutions made it what it was to withstand alot. thats like calling child services because you were playing with your son and dropped them... except without the dropping part cause the turtles fucking fine. and you cant see that you should't be human. we have enough shit mucking up the genepool

[MichaelKingsfordGray]

To the anonymous coward: @no1ification

Wow.

I can feel both your intellect and compassion coming through loud and clear.

It is a pity that they are both microscopic, bording on non-existent.

[rockyzee]

PETA just called, they're holding a rally outside of the Roomba factory tomorrow.

[MRCAB]

Aw... that's not cool.

[Mamasoftshellturtle]

I feel terrible for laughing at this,and i love softshell turtles.

The turtle's like,cool,it's a hovercraft.XD

[nwk973]

fuking people have to much time in their hands 0:32 he sounds country lol

[pezfx]

idiots

[peepsbates]

ZOMG ITS A SPACE TURTLE

[VideosJeanPierre]

no funny ! no amazing ! ridiculous !

[itsallboutme22]

i love the wanna be animal rights activist "do gooders"

the turtle got off when it wanted therefore it was not forced into riding the most awesome invention everit chose to

and good choice at that

[greob]

As long as the turtle can get down whenever it wishes, this is perfectly fine.

Also, I hate soft shell turtles, so ugly and aggressive :o

[Montecore827]

What about his poor head getting smacked around? Not nice.

[microscopemd]

Velocidade da luz pra ela!

[soulhunter91]

lol, near the end the turtle is like "omfg!!! this is too fast giving me a headache! im gonna puke! I WANT OFF I WANT OFF!!!" lol

[CuervoBlack06]

Pizza Time

[unacomn]

You do know that turtle will get even at night with it's master. Just wait till it finds a rat that knows ninjutsu and a katana.

[justinseiko]

u think this is bad? i like putting rodents in my asshole

[alexdefig]

@justinseiko - hahahah, is there a video for that??

[heartsrk]

Poor turtle!

[Mscatbalu]

ASPCA

[partypeoplediedie]

in before

TURTLE ON A ROOMBA.. *head bob* *smack* TURTLE ON A ROOMBA *head bob* *smack* TURTLE ON A ROOMBA

[stwallok]

get cancer

[8jwong14]

That's cruel. =( Animal cruelty right there.

[ben4096]

try to be fun FAIL

[R4ndomCrap]

nice animal abuse.

[kronchev]

Turtle's just like "the hell is this"

[melinda1986]

poor creature... :(

[VeganTruth]

poor turtle. Its probably freakin scared.

[Photoshoppixdotcom]

That's just plain pathetically cruel. You people suck.

[TasamiOkami]

The future.

[efsq]

@TasamiOkami

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[queerly]

That is so cruel

[loriparker666]

FAIL video

[Extnoob]

I like turtles.

[superfasa]

I think your turtle dont' wan't to be there, don't you?

[SerO1990]

hahaha :D

[GIRlovesWaffles]

... waiting for the Pary Gripp song ...

[FCSRaymond]

know he's moving in style. ^-^

[Luishenriqueocchi]

this thurtle dont have drive card and hes drunked

[4daheluvit]

idiot

[LaRezNar]

poor turtle, hes like get me the F off this thing.

[PanzerN9Ne]

WARP SPEED!

[devin332]

EVERYONE who saw this on ATOS Like the Comment :) and reply

[ohthatandy]

that turtle worst the an female asian driver LOL

[CopperheadViper]

lol

[pdaervo]

this is so sad

[OAXM202]

This might as well be space travel to the turtle.

[Syeno]

the turtles like "HOLY SHUT MUTHA FUCKA SLOW DOWN!!!!!!"

[MalcolmLC]

@Syeno lol

[Smomolyno]

Speed of light...now I move fast

[Giean360]

thats like going lightspeed for him

[WeAmazing]

why would you do this

[1mtzgirl]

nice, tormenting a turtle, what a real man, thats the first sign of a serial killer.

[HipHopJun]

@1mtzgirl How do you know the turtle is scared?? You have turtle psychic powers? For all you know the turtle could be having fun. I bet in its head its thinking: "WOW Fuck walking! I love this thing!"

[SolidGold1980]

at the end he's like fuck this shit lemme off

[1mtzgirl]

I hope somebody calls animal control on you, what a loser! tormenting animals , thats the first sign of a serial killer

[cheapa]

@1mtzgirl sorry but noone was tormenting a animal that turtle walked of the thing and no one tryed stopping it so i was probably enjoying the ride till it kept hitting stufff under the table so unless he stopped the video and put the turtle back on after the video then its not tormenting it, but i fully understand everyones point on this being cruewl so dont say im wrong un less you think i didnt make a good point

[1mtzgirl]

@cheapa learn how to spell." You think i didnt make a good point" what?

[Blueberry2496m1]

ya kill the poor thing :P

[tishihara1994]

that is the weirdest looking turtle ever...

[TexTK]

They see me rollingg.... They hattinggggg

[elpadroney]

i dont think the turtle likes gettin it's head donked on wooden furniture nonstop for an hour straight

[TheBlessedBlogger]

Animal cruelty isn't funny. Animals aren't here for our amusement.

[ksilg2788]

@TheBlessedBlogger i agree he should deff cut its head off for turtle soup!

[stidu]

Is it even legal to have a sea turtle on your house?

[TheBadRespawn]

@stidu It's not a sea turtle...

[linathequeen]

this is a horrible idea. poor turtle, whoever did this to this poor creature is an complete idiot.

[j3ff1986]

I like turtles.

[dlafga]

Sorry, but cruel to the turtle. The noise, vibration, quick movement and jarring must be terribly frightening for it. (and I do not belong to PETA, just the human race)

[aoyola]

@dlafga I'd agree with you if not for the part at :40. the second he decided he wanted off he was able to do so. if he was stuck that would be a different story.

[shollia]

That poor turtle

[TheGeneticDisaster]

Sexy dance party!

[Gotmilk2006]

Funny you made it on G4's Attack of the Show today! This is funny!

[speederbikekids]

YAY! the turtle gets sick of it at the end and just climbs off! so funny!

[gnookergi]

God people, the turtle is fine. Stop throwing PETA tantrums.

[frajuto]

Eu aposto que o Barrichello fica em segundo. LoL

[half2poo]

Aots

[corderoy17]

right now, someone at peta is PISSED lol

[TurkishButcher]

Cheap labor.

[TheKirb90]

thats funny, its not freaking animal abuse

[TheKirb90]

AOTS...

[bivcyz000]

idiots, he's slamming onto the furniture his shell can only protect so much

[lightfootrug]

@bivcyz000 the turtle's head would go back in it's shell and the shell would get pushed away from the furniture. This is newton's 3 law, a pretty smart guy. I know this is true because the roomba hits the furniture (this is true because it turns). If the turtle was getting "slammed" into the furniture the turtle would stop the roomba from hitting the furniture. have a nice day, idiot.

[canada995]

ninja turtle....its miky

[avramandrei]

Ridin' dirty

[MisterMikes]

can't beat djroomba.

[autobotcharizard]

wasnt this on americas funniest home videos?

[MrBillTroop73]

The title should be:

"How to smash my turtles face into ever piece of furniture I can find"

[scootosan]

turtle robosex you should see what the cat does with the rinse n vac

[surfer1ization]

I need friend, please add me and I'll add you.

[rockinLuxury]

LOL?? pedooo

[rockinLuxury]

@surfer1ization LOL? PEDO

[younglew2000]

Thats pretty out of order, and i don't even like animals

[CharlieHyman]

if the turtle was so scared wouldnt it go into its shell? where turtles go when they are scared. duh

[suckseggs]

am i the only one that noticed that this turtle is fucking huge?

[jojoeverday]

All u ppl stop QQing like some bitchs

[i2slick4u20]

poor guy probably scared... all the noise and the slamming around! wish humans treated animals the way they would treat their kids... o wait... correction... some of you bastards don't even treat your kids like fellow human beings!! the turtle has it good compared to some abused kids!

[sugardaddylifestyle]

Rename it Roortle!!!

[ncgyal101]

lol

[liquidchill]

animal abuse

[ksurfiws]

Where did you get a freaking SOFTSHELL TURTLE!!!  Hysterical. He is way too mellow!

[NvrSettle]

I'M CALLING CHILD SERVICES

[raazstone]

PETA

[droxland]

you're an idiot

[tiagolinguafurada]

como o homem é imbecil

[Kornspel]

Cruel bastards...

[s0nnyburnett]

Cool story bro

[chcitak]

Totaly retarded video... :(

[sariarifun]

that's a big turtle! o_o

[donnyf88]

Poor turtle....

[vincentx1o6]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. this is funny. front page on geekologie too btw!

[braztaz]

Activating turtle translation program:

"JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS? JUST END MY SUFFERING ALREADY, YOU TERRIBLE MONSTER."

/end turtle translation program

[Sinmak]

He must feel he's going at light speed.

[thegerms69]

what kind of turtle is this?

[signaltraffic]

Oh you are in so much trouble once the TMNTs see this...

[halo6842]

The turtle is totally cruising. He doesn't mind. He simply climbs off it when he's had enough.

[maxsmart79]

So cruel! :(

[JellyWoo1014]

The turtle's head is bashing against all the obstacles.

[fairiedragon999]

The Roomba must be like an Indy Car to the turtle.

[DoritosBR]

@fairiedragon999

Hey, they should made a race of this!

Would be awesome

[von1451]

Well, I know what I'll be watching for the next 11 hours!

[liquidchill]

@von1451 do you suffer from brain damage or something?