YOU WOULDN'T LET ME JOIN, WOULD YOU, YOU BLACKBALLING BASTARDS? WELL, I WOULDN'T BECOME A FREEMASON NOW IF YOU GOT DOWN ON YOUR LOUSY, STINKING, PURULENT KNEES AND BEGGED ME!
The BBC would like to apologise for the following announcement.
HELLO! AND WELCOME TO THE SHOW! WITHOUT MORE ADO, THE FIRST ITEM IS AN ITEM ABOUT ARCHITECTS, CALLED THE ARCHITCTS SKETCH! ARCHITECTS SKETCH! ARCHITECTS SKETCH!
YOU EXCREMENT! YOU WHINING HYPOCRITICAL WHINING TOADIES WITH YOUR COLOR TV SETS AND YOUR TONY JACKLIN GOLF CLUBS, AND YOUR BLEEDING MASONIC HANDSHAKES, YOU WOULDNT LET ME JOIN, WOULD YOU, YOU BLACKBALLING BASTARDS! WELL, I WOULDNT BECOME A FREEMASON NOW, IF YOU WENT DOWN ON YOUR LOUSY, STINKING KNEES AND BEGGED ME!
"Well, that's just the kind of blinkered philistine arguments I've come to expect..." lol I love it. You would think that the slum landlords would love his slaughterhouse apartment block design!
"You sit there on your lonesome spotty behinds, squeezing blackheads, not currying a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist....YOU EXCREMENT!! You lousy, whiny hypocritical toadies!!"
this was great except for the one questionable poster. felt like i needed some censor blocks right about then =P
beresheethtrack 3 days ago
3:08-3:32 Hitler hears the news about two squeamish clients
sondano 2 weeks ago
brilliant again
The1chihira 2 months ago
"I had not properly divined your attitude toward the tennants." (!)
filthyphillyboy 3 months ago 2
i love John's psychotic eyes when he finishes shouting hahaha!
Dantallica 3 months ago 2
This is sheer brilliance
ministeroftuba 6 months ago
philistine pig-ignorance lol
n00yawk 6 months ago
My neighbours are masons, and I thought what the hell they are always greeting each other so oddly.
f1f1s 6 months ago
did you guys see those handshakes.. the pythons are definitely high degree masons..
secretcountry 9 months ago
YOU WOULDN'T LET ME JOIN, WOULD YOU, YOU BLACKBALLING BASTARDS? WELL, I WOULDN'T BECOME A FREEMASON NOW IF YOU GOT DOWN ON YOUR LOUSY, STINKING, PURULENT KNEES AND BEGGED ME!
mysteriousjeffmather 1 year ago
@mysteriousjeffmather
Well' I'm sorry you feel that way, but we *did* want a block of flats
-*nice* though the abbotoir is...
tuttt99 9 months ago
The BBC would like to apologise for the following announcement.
HELLO! AND WELCOME TO THE SHOW! WITHOUT MORE ADO, THE FIRST ITEM IS AN ITEM ABOUT ARCHITECTS, CALLED THE ARCHITCTS SKETCH! ARCHITECTS SKETCH! ARCHITECTS SKETCH!
UP THERE! UP THERE! UP THERE!
Alexmo555 1 year ago
YOU EXCREMENT! YOU WHINING HYPOCRITICAL WHINING TOADIES WITH YOUR COLOR TV SETS AND YOUR TONY JACKLIN GOLF CLUBS, AND YOUR BLEEDING MASONIC HANDSHAKES, YOU WOULDNT LET ME JOIN, WOULD YOU, YOU BLACKBALLING BASTARDS! WELL, I WOULDNT BECOME A FREEMASON NOW, IF YOU WENT DOWN ON YOUR LOUSY, STINKING KNEES AND BEGGED ME!
WoWmiester 1 year ago
3:08 is something I've tried for years to replicate. Tragically failing.
pushtheenvelope 1 year ago
5:10 always cracks me up
teemell19 1 year ago
SATIRE SATIRE SATIRE
coreeeey420 1 year ago
5:28-5:38 Am I the only one that gets that "Pants on the Ground" song by that American Idol guy playing in my head during this part of the montage?
WeatherMondacicci 1 year ago
I love John Cleese's ludicrous rants...he's a genius!
pamplemousse2468 1 year ago 4
uh, rotating knives, yes.
samyemma78 1 year ago
UP THERE!!!
AnOceanbornsSoul 2 years ago
"Well, that's just the kind of blinkered philistine arguments I've come to expect..." lol I love it. You would think that the slum landlords would love his slaughterhouse apartment block design!
nunoftheabove 2 years ago 12
"You sit there on your lonesome spotty behinds, squeezing blackheads, not currying a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist....YOU EXCREMENT!! You lousy, whiny hypocritical toadies!!"
nintendo1889x 2 years ago 18
so right !
zer77o 2 years ago
Should've dumped boiling oil on the gumbies.
BigKwell 2 years ago
the arcithect sketch :d i love the gumbys
up there !! up there up there ;d
gr
why1so1serious1 2 years ago
Bwahhahhahahhahheeheheeheahahha!!!
goofywilly 2 years ago