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  • where did you get that ! i want one !!! i have a 88 shelby z

  • @christian2944 i lovingly removed all components including the entire dash harness from a 1987 lebaron premium coupe at pick n pull. then it was plug n play from the firewall bulkhead disconnect.

  • Sounds like a Speak n Spell!

  • lol it even says when you put in your keys

    I wonder if you fart in that car and the ccomputer comes on and says:"please open windows-it stinks"

  • Please drive me to the nearest scrap.

  • @TheTourlous I lol'd.

  • @radix9523 well then that's my 1st ''succesful'' joke in english!!!!!!!!

  • "your butt plug is unplugged.. plug it in immediately"

  • I have enough people bitching at me all day long, why would I want a car doing the same?

  • this good went your drunk

  • Hello This is your Car speaking. I need nicer wheels and a better Stereo

  • The key is in the ignition..no shit sherlock. I would get that phrase deleted as Im sure many owners did back in the day. But wow a talking car like its alive or something. Reminds me of an airplane cockpit. 'Crash Imminent, Crash Imminent' or 'Pull Up, Pull Up'

  • god damn I always wanted a dashboard like this, ever since I read the manual for my mom's '91 taurus and found out you could get one on the SHO model :(

  • See what ever happen to Though's Dreams digital Display .......?????/ though'z were the good ol Days........

  • This would be GREAT for old ppl!

    "Please re-charge your Kleenex box in rear window...."

  • nice car bro

  • cool but im sure the novelty would quickly wear off lol

  • how the hell i this thing still drivable

  • Does it tell you ANYTHING positive?!?!?!

  • I am your car,and i hate you...dave. lol

  • damn that voice is soo annoying!

  • i like ur car

  • Please scrap it

  • some times these days people needed to be reminded of shit. such as oil level and brake lights!

  • 288xxx miles....

    

  • @Zfwbrahmbro clearly says 288xxx kms

  • what a pessimistic computer asshole

  • i'd be like STFU Car lol.

  • your door needs to be greased

  • Wizard needs food, badly!

  • wow lol...anything not wrong with that car?

  • If only it was voiced by Majel Barrett and you'd get a message "Warp core breach in progress" instead of a check engine -light. Ok, it's super geeky, but I'd buy=)

  • i' d rather prefer warnings like "cops ar hidden after the next curve" or "pretty babe spotted" or even "your weed level is low"

  • @thechochon I'd rather one that says " complete tool spotted "

  • My dad had one of these, except it wasn't the Shelby version. But it talked, and gave my mom a considerable amount of shit about her skills with a manual gearbox.

  • Imagine having to hear that every morning.

  • and now please shut up!!!

  • damm 288k km damm "please kill me"

  • looking to sell?

  • 92.5 is a toledo radio station....wanna race?

  • I had a car like this and I sold it b/c it wouldn't quit bitching at me all the time!!

  • speak and spell

  • tell me something i dont know! you freaking annoying robot who lives inside a shelby z daytona!!! -.-'

  • "Please kill me"

  • Every Dodge needs this,lol

  • The digital dash looks cool, but the talking computers sounds a bit too much like a nagging girlfriend/wife/mother-in-law

  • It's funny how they had digital dashes in the late 80s, then kind of phased them out by the mid-90s, and now they're sort of going back to them (in a way).

  • i think mine is supoded to talk but it think the speaker on mine isnt hooked up could u tell me which speaker the sound comes out of?

  • i think mine is supoded to talk but it think the speaker on mine isnt hooked up

  • It's the demo of the car's warnings, not the warnings themselves

  • I lol'd

  • From the sounds of it, your cars falling apart.

  • Why doesn't everyone shut up? 20 years from now something you're glorifying will probably seem like a piece of crap.

  • hell i wish cars today told us that much info. Brake pads, washer fluid monitoring? Shit, the future was yesterday!

  • Why the fuck is everybody saying this car has alot of problems,it clearly says that ITS A DEMO!!!

  • KITT?

  • the voice makes it sound like its the last time it'll ever run

  • @DarthKramer10 like the scene where K.I.T.T died :P

  • Nothing like a talking car, seriously. Can't love a car without a voice!

  • @kbs1212 I know, wish they would start making them again.

  • sounds like your car has a lot of problems.

  • Shut uuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppp!!. You shouldn't be allowed on the road if you can't realise that your keys are in the ignition.

  • Love and hate.

  • the car talks like ARMA combat operations AI

  • wtf so many problems but that thing still works

  • i want this, i have a daytona with reg gages, will replace

  • please .. stop recording

    please .. stop recording

    please .. stop recording

    you know what ?! SELF DESTRUCTING ACTIVATE !!

  • that thing sounds like a speak and spell

  • "Now try spelling the word CAT" ...."NO try again"....."The correct spelling of the word CAT is C.....A......T""

  • Did you name him? 'Cause I named my '85, Charlie.

  • Your keys are in the ignition.

    Your keys are in the ignition.

    Your keys are in the ignition.

  • I had a 1986 Laser that was just like this. Beautiful car, very ahead of it's time and comfrotable. Too bad mine was very unreliable and always in the shop.

  • sounds like they are ORDERING YOU LISTEN CARFULLY!!!!

  • Nice ... need to get me one of those

  • I just rubbed 1 out

  • its funny.. a digital dash in a carburator car... ZING!

  • @merkbruce Funny thing...These were not carburetor cars. They had fuel injected systems if i'm not mistaken.

  • 1:32- "Please oil your door hinge"

  • @senseit2007 LOL thats down right hilarious!!!!

  • @senseit2007

    LMFAO!!!!!!!

  • That is one thing about 1980s cars I miss. The digital consoles.

  • Damn, fix that car!

  • @latinorama Did you not read the description? It's a demo.

  • @latinorama it's a demo run and test

  • wow for a car produced in 1987 the technology is pretty advanced . my corolla doesn't even have that . are daytonas reliable and are there lots of aftermarket parts available

  • It forgot to mention the doors are squeaky and need wd-40.

  • this is cool as shit. more proof that chrysler was and still is ahead of the competition

  • I am impressed, I did not know them cars spoke...nice.

    

  • "Your keys are in the ignition.........This car would self-destruct in 5 seconds, please leave now"

    Reading in the dash: "GTFO ASAP :P"

  • Pleas do not fart on my seats, your girl friend is too fat, do not pick your nose in traffic.

  • "Your keys are in the ignition.... your bowels are sluggish....your farts stink,....your girlfriend is a ho....your herpes lesions are protruding, prompt attention is required...."

  • That car has a lot of problems.... Please destroy that car its creepy sounding.

  • @Rarrin9378 It's a demo, you clown.

  • it maybe cool to hear your car speak for the first month , but i'd imagine it would get old and annoying really quick,

  • "Your asshole is overheating"

  • Please STFU CAR ! it`s annoying

  • Pls burn your car !

  • XDD I think you may have a problem or two with your car.

  • A version of the EVA system used in the Chrysler New Yorker.

  • @douro20 As well as in the 1984 Chrysler Laser XE, but with some different phrases.

  • Audi used the same set of sentences, only it was a chick.

  • The instrument panel reminds me of the game "Rad Racer" for Nintendo back in the day!

  • Considering the old Knight Rider show, this was sweet. And the Shelby Z was awesome. V8 performance out of a 2.2L turbo. I loved mine.

  • This should come standard in every Dodge because they always have problems!

  • could somebody tell me whatever happened to this technology, i see it in 80's cars but all throughout the 90's, cars didnt have it, we are NOW seeing it in prorbably from 2005 and on, what happened why did the manufacturers discontinue it.

  • Why does this stuff not exist today? Of course with an option to mute, and maybe a less abrasive voice.

  • was this standard or converted and if converted how much did it cost?

  • What The Fuck!

  • Iy says your car is fucked, nearly everything needs service on it.

  • damn that's fucking annoying like a gps

  • @g30rge93

    I'm sure you can turn it off... with a blown fuse.

  • Ha i was waiting for it to make engine sounds and tire noises when you turned the car on.

  • That door sounds horrible.

  • Nice!! I wish I had a Dodge Daytona.

  • these were the epitome of cool! (digi dash was a fairly rare option)...quick cars with lots of potential.

  • Perhaps a talking Pontiac had more appeal!

  • I like how CHECK ENGINE is in red, like it was a critical idiot light. how things have changed since the early days of OBD>

  • by the sounds of things you got some things to fix.......

  • So, how much does it speak, if you - for example - go to get milk and bread ?

  • lol squishy sound XD 1:31

  • this would drive me insane if it went though all this when it started up...

  • CRITICAL!!!!!

  • "Your keys are in the ignition!" "Your keys are in the ignition!" "Your keys are in the ignition!" "Your keys are in the ignition!"

  • my dad had a daytona, he was going to by a pickup, like a chevy or ford or dodge, but ended up buying a daytona, they told him it would oull his boat just as good as the ram, boy was that a lye!

  • I hear there was a switch in the glove box that would change the voice from male to female ;)

  • That is nuts! 1987!!! I've got voice control in my 2010 Ford Fiesta but it doesn't give you warnings just prompts you for phone and radio commands.

  • damn i know tru time that might get annoying .. maybe thats why cars don´t talk lol.....

    but a cars like that would be hard t seal

  • I love those cars

  • (In sythesized male voice) "You own a pos 80's relic"

  • @smithraymond09029 xD and it is irritable with the keys r in the ignition

  • id rather have a firecrack go off in my asshole than listen to that god damn thing...kill it with fire!

  • K2000 speaking

  • And the talking dash comes standered in every car issued to blondes

  • "Your dick is so small,please check the washer fluid..."

  • your keys are in the ignition lol thanks captain obvious.

  • that sounds like 97.3 k-rock btw... you must be from oil country

  • those must have been great cars for the price back then. I can only guess it was the front wheel drive or the turbo motors that scared customers away. I had an 86 new yorker that talked... it rocked.

  • With what your car just told you i wouldn't turn it on, might blow up. XD And btw..your washer fluid is low.

  • good morning dave

  • Hello Kitt!!!

  • @TheFranco555 lmfao big time that was the exact same i was thinking except i think it is a failed copy version of kitt lol

  • Speak n' Spell

  • Wow this is advanced technology for 1987 I mean my 2008 Doge Carovan dosen't even talk let alone have a full digital dash.

  • he is realy concerned about you washer fluid

  • damn wats wrong with your car !!!

  • boy that thing gets no maintanence whats so ever.

  • sounds like you have a lot to fix

  • imagine if you crash the car would probably say *BING* "we crashed! you moron! Now i'm going to self destruct with you inside!" lool

  • your key is in the ignition???? what? well THANK YOU i Didnt know that!

  • This car complains more then my wife.

  • lol... a voice answer for everything. "E-Brake is engaged" "please check your fuel level" "please check your oil level" "your hands are on the steering wheel" "your car is blue" "your key is about to turn ignition" "your key is turning ignition" "your key has turned ignition" ... lol? XD

  • @marvinracer88 lool

  • Thanks for posting, it's a blast from the past, no doubt! Makes me think of the original terminator movie for some reason ;)

  • oh man that is so cool! but i can see myself beating the hell out of my steering wheel and dash if i was in a bad mood and that thing got lippy.

  • i think it's time for a tune up

  • Imagine If they did a dash like this today, they'd probably use T-pain!

  • You're car is trying to tell you that it's almost dead and it just wants you to put it out of it's misery.

  • Diagnostic mode? Or you'r car's fucked up. haha

  • better gas up!

  • Supeeeeeeer

  • talks to much xD

  • how on earth have you dealed with that talking thing for over 20 years

  • I'm pretty sure if my old Camaro talked, this is what it would sound like.

  • lol at 1:37

  • Holy Crap! I want this in my car! To bad it cant carry a conversation

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  • welcome to the future

    25 years ago

  • Why don't all cars talk like this? That would be awesome!

  • Nice.

  • i bet this would make millions if the voice was kitt

  • @batzoc It's the demo.

  • EPIC FAIL. EPIC FAIL! The Bitching Bob of the 21st century

  • i have enough people bitching at me all day, I don't need my car to do it too.

  • Umm you need to oil your doors LOL. I love the shelby Z's they were the best looking Daytonas. That digital dash is very cool I like the way it starts and then go's to normal readings. Very nice car I would love to have one but nobody has them were I live.