Cockney Boy 2

[VickyHP]

what's he saying? sound funny :)

[oxfordpictionary]

hahaha this guy rules

[eatmysocks10]

this puts cockney people to shame

[coenwooldrik]

hahahaha awesome

[sungminson1]

it would've been a lot better if you'd actually eaten that jellied eels.

[jrb1802uk]

lol Why do most people assume cockneys like Jellied Eels? I cant stand them personally. Give me pie and liquer anytime

[SAIGONDISCO]

COCKNEY CHIMNEY SWEEPERS EATING JELLIED EELS AND PLAYIN THE

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAND PAINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[blacklion90000]

what a cunt

[djromancia98]

cockney boy== poor boy haha

[gremlinfeatures]

fackin jellied eels, o yes, o fackin yes

[SuperAcda]

you sound nothin like a cokney u pervert, you sound like sum1 with downsindrome you turd, give up tryin impersinations!!!!!!

[artificialkoala]

He sounds like the Hitcher from The Mighty Boosh, hahaha.

[ruffa65]

LOL

[Thedoctor19000]

I will definitely have a drink with this chap.

[Hollandia777]

A pearly King's son?

[007toft007]

FREDDYS GONNA GET YA FREDDYS GONNA GET YAAAA

[tazwold1]

Weird Cunt

[eastender100]

what u on son joker

[freyababy09]

hahahahahahahahahahaaaa

[MrNorbi14]

fucking

[5844256]

God damn Brilliance my friend!

[aszencity]

fffffffffffucking

[LondonToEssex]

That is a fucking DIRTY cockney accent lol! Quality is bad but funny vid lol

[Mods130]

he an cockney oooo yer i spek just like him eels i love the stuff pie mash liker and eels

[Viktir666]

Do you guys have a Walmart where you live or was that camera made in the 1700's?

[LondonToEssex]

@Viktir666 Walmart does not exist in this country lol..

[Viktir666]

@LondonToEssex LOL what do you have out there? Limeymart? Hahaha come on you know that was funny, don't get mad.

[joz31337]

good job, freddy krueger

[Zenkka]

@joz31337 hahaha LOL :D

[SourLimez]

as it goes yea its abit higher up but its more east than what some people call east.. lol not east? you probly aint even english lmao mug and ive herd its a shit hole so.. and i dont give a fuck londons shi id rather live up buckles lane in the back of a showmans lorry that aint been swept out

[ValleyOfWinds]

HAHAHAHAHAHA This was great. I sat watching this and just slid off my chair laughing, HAHA.

[1cockneyslang]

O my gosh, EEls? r u kidding?oooooo gross, Yea thas right i'm from america.....,n do really this much? shame on you'''''Daveyyyyyyyyy

[pigobenis]

you cunt

[kendallbob]

He's back, and this time, he's hungry!!! LOL

[SourLimez]

straigh down the frog n toad to the ruba dub dub fora pigs ear with the rest of the strugglin grunts then back home put ya plates a meat up with a cup a rosie and some ghost lol me dad came from wansted in 54

[souljabarb]

@SourLimez

let me try to translate:

straight down the road to the pub for a beer with the rest of the cunts then back home put ya feet up with a cup a tea and some toast.

howd I do?

[chillijoe]

@SourLimez LMAO. Wanstead, when was that in East London or even anything to do with being a cockney, it's a poxy middle class area. Thats as bad some bird on holiday saying shes an eastender and when i asked where she said Upminster!

[SourLimez]

yea he speeks abit more like a cockney fukin its dieing out now tho init because of the areas all mixin up.. no man i fukin hate jellyed eels lol cant even spell it

[iboby]

u fokin good

[ordinaryman1982]

Is it really english!?

[1234567loading]

that's proper cocky lol

[skcodyerrus]

Wot`s `app`ning in Luton these days Dave?

[redredbull17]

@skcodyerrus luton is a shit hole now same for dunstable and leighton !!!

[82jamesj]

U FAKIN MUG!OI OI

[MrZimzimer]

his he staight

[sk8rannayy1]

im cockney too :)x posh suks

[dieselsnapper4tw]

lucky fucker me old china i really wish i was fuckin cockney

[sk8rannayy1]

well depens on the way ya brought up spose...

[JASONX410]

I stayed at a friends house and his stepdad's accent was so thick all I could make out was fuck and nothing else. lol It sounded like he had marbles in his mouth. never heard an accent that deep again.

[sk8rannayy1]

@JASONX410 lol!!

[rodstartube]

popey

[ConnectionLost71]

Don't have a clue what he said, but osm accent haha.

[neverwasapunk16]

Cocknet accent is the best

- American dude

[obbsessed1993]

LOL

[shizmit11]

jelly eels / WTF is that all about?

is this a joke? And WTF is he saying?

[GaryLDN]

jellied eels, eels in jelly

[Liam2621]

legend, best cockney on youtube

[staygoldeast]

Are you serious? Jesus Christ

[Liam2621]

yeah, hes my fav cockney

[jimbob2908]

fucking retard!

[catandpiddle]

Andy Capp?

[stellakebab]

mate that is funny as fuck , your class got any more ???

[3KATE33]

very good ,,

[SM062K8]

this is funny as fcckk!

[ABBEYCARES]

excited mate

[danw1374]

you remind me of my dear grandad from bethnal green...long since departed bless him...nice one dave :)

[LondonIsMyManor]

Dave your fuckin brilliant mate, fuckin quality mate

[SMALE15]

hahahahahhaha funny as fuk :L:L:L:L:L:L

[chessfun]

what the f@@K...Dave Dreads a hero...stop knocking the guy...hes a leg end...ooops i mean a legend..

come on Dave, give us more vids,,,,,

[NorthBankGooner1]

Your about as cockney as a fucking kebab!!

[DaveDready]

Your about as funny as your mums twat. Believe me, I dont find fishy echoes very funny at all.

[bugbug095]

lol this dude is hilarious. Great video

[DaveDready]

Finally, somebody with a sense of humour. Its a laugh people, not a serious representation. I know thats probably a big word for most of you. try this:- itz a larf innit if u dnt lk it thn fk off cnts.

[bugbug095]

People are a bunch o' blokes these days. They dont understand brilliant humor and need to go and faff off. Oi oi oi lol. See? This is y i wish i had a real cockney accent. They are soo Awesome!!! Keep making those videos chap!

[PedroRodriguezND]

@DaveDready is it wrong that i understood that last bit and i speak like that on msn?? :S xD

[3rdtotenkopf]

watta fuckin geeza

[VeXorian1337]

Oi! Get a focking better cam you stupid cunt!

[DaveDready]

Oi, get a spellchecker you nonce!

[ctfc0]

@DaveDready

shut up you silly old cunt you dead yet

fucking cockney CUNT! ;)

[knutfheifer]

This accent origionated from brazil

[fourthwind1]

how you work that out u fuuuuukin muppet sunshine :)

[knutfheifer]

It was because of the docks, back in the 17th centuary, Hoards of brazilians came to the uk in search of a new life, thier dialect came too as they all became daddies and raised their children, and thats also why fish and chip took off as they liked it and made it popular with daddies sauce

[swbadman]

brazil? you mugg east london! ha ha ha ha ha brazil! TWAT!

[kevin600rr]

what the fuck are you talking about you nonse,dont make ridiculous remarks,you aint got a clue what your talking about...

[knutfheifer]

Why don't you get your facts right, cockney people have more brazillian blood than uk blood, it is a well known fact, go and do some reading and learn, then come back and appologise

[casnernac]

you dont know what your talking about

in the 17th century you couldnt just enter england in tht time....england was predujice against people who werent white....you wouldnt get multicultural mixes in england

[knutfheifer]

Thats because brazilians were brought here as slaves and servants, check your history books and they were nicknames "cocks", while the brazilians disagreed, they said "ney i am not a cock" and thats where the name cock'ney cockney origionated as to what it is today, its just that the skin colours changes, most cockney people are still brazilians or "cocks" as the locals called them and thats what cockney people are underneath

[123thebandit]

your gay you little cock sucking poof. stop sitting on your computer waiting for a reply. bum faggot. plastic gangsta. cap me. lol nob.

[DaveDready]

Err, if I'm a cock sucking poof bum faggot as you so intelligently put it, then why are you even bothering to write me a comment. Unless you was looking for some arse action yourself. Did you type in COCK and this video came up? Try calling up your boyfriend for some relief, you wont find it here. Wanker.

[123thebandit]

cockney is english u mug. fuck off. foriegn cunt always trying to steal every think. fuck off mug.

[DaveDready]

Are your ears full of your dads jizz or something? I'm pretty sure there wasnt a foreigner in the video. (And that foreigner with the E and the I the correct way round you fuckin retard). Your comments and grammer suggest you must be simple. Try CITV and come back and play with the adults when you grow up. 123arsebandit

[Abbieissocoollike]

Omg :-| Language ?

[bunnyboomeg]

Lol Lovingg It Still Love You Bro!! xx

[zeropointemcs]

piss taker,

[SonyShots]

LOONY ☺ ☺ ☺

[swirlyfacecunt]

im a londoner and i love london but this cunt is somthing else (a fucking kent boy)

[OCEANSTATE89]

what a cunt

[berriboyo2]

ease up northerners, this guy is a prime cunt! we're not all the same this one is special.... the community are aware too! : )

[berriboyo2]

i'd imagine he's a coked up surrey boy!

[scottishtommy007]

What cunt he needs a dry slap !

[crockenhill]

u sound nuffin like a cockney, from living in the east end i find this rather insulting.

[billup123]

shut up

[SonyShots]

Im from there too and I think its Spot On.

Im not insulted 1 bit.

[Lanky16]

that is a fuckin cockney

[jambo450]

Pie and Mash Lovely. Just coz im a Londoner.

[123thebandit]

that is fucking great mate. i fucking luved it yes i fucking did.

[Wakedeadnow]

thaz wikid

[kennymertzi]

sthrn cnts .. scouse pwer !

[artfulcockney]

scouse pussyhoel cunt#

[kennymertzi]

fu ..u fuckin wanke

[Globalfaction]

This is Proper fackin' English Culture...

[ajaaronjoe]

LOL this is real cockney and you sounds definitely the same to one of my frd's dad lol

[mrp28london]

nutter

[mittyboi101]

mate we think you are a pirck

[Marino11ygg]

lol'i think they're fackin awf' lool XD

[bigjackn1]

cain staceys old man

[CockneyEssexGirl]

The whole video was pretty bad.

Apart from the first 3 seconds.

Good work on your cockney accent.

[05wilkesm]

What The Fuck,

Talk About Embarass Yourself.

And Take Off That Stupid Fucking Hat!!

[exilejack]

joker

[pernosthcka]

Already started laughin when he said Oi Oi aahahahahaha

[CuppaTea4Me]

I won't lie, this did crack me up...

But you're bloody mental at the same time.

Why do you jut your chin out so much, mate do you always do that when you talk?!

[kendrawhisp]

oi oi, facking savaloy LOLOLOL rest was shite.....

[pastpanda]

So...the dialogue was crap, but the video is great for helping me work on my cockney accent! So, 5 stars. :)

[TheBeautifulGeek]

┗┫━━　┃　━━┣┛　┣┫copy And paste　┃　━━━━━　┃　┏┳┫┣┳┓if this loser　┗━━┳━┳━━┛　┃　┃wasted your time

━━━━┃　┃　┗━┳┳━Of your life..

[DaveDready]

Thanks UglyCunt

[Hendrikdevuile]

Those unfamiliar with this dialect should avoid the misleading impression that it is impossible to talk Cockney without swearing. Such foul language is far more common among the lower ranks of the British Army whatever part of Britain (or Ireland) they come from.

[AANSkits]

that's insulting to me ya know! im a cockney and i don't swear like this guy. sure i swear, but not like the guy in this video. where are you from, Hendrikdevuile? i bet you ain't from east end of london. and please don't think i misunderstood!!!!

[Hendrikdevuile]

I can't work out whether you think I disagree with you or not. I was actually saying something positive about Cockney.Since you ask, I am from Brockley, Lewisham (like Spike Milligan), but my parents both came from the Old Kent Road. My father swore a bit, sometimes not conscious of doing so, though never like this foul-mouthed Cockney sparrer in the cloth cap, but my mother not at all.

[AANSkits]

Kay then. oh, and did you know i'm related to ikey solomon, if you know who he is? me dad swears a bit, and mum doesn't at all, too. im not telling u where im from, tho

[DaveDready]

Dont watch it then.

[pacmandem]

@AANSkits if swearing upsets you that much i doubt YOU are from east london. grow some bollocks.

[mus08miah]

You fucking idiot have you heard yourself you sound like shit, if someone saw me watch this video they fucking beat me up man,

you so Damn Scary

GOD what is wrong with u,

your not getting my view a view

[DaveDready]

Oh please watch it again in the hope of being seen watching it. Either that or try 2 girls and 1 cup, thats scary! Some people really have a lack of humour.

[punkpirate33]

what a WANKER

[DaveDready]

Now the wifes dead, yeah! Err, your a cock!

[chloe110900]

Hmm,you remind me of someone i know-wonder who that could be!?x

[garyp1975]

Came on YouTube to find a spin off song called Cockney Boy and came across this ass-hole, but i liked the bit where you pause and huff, lol at 2mins;13secs, bet you regretted opening that shit!

COCKNEY BOY my ass COCK'N'BOY more like it.

[Jamese3]

sad asshole

[DaveDready]

Aint you just...PRICK!

[pooch614]

he look lyke popeye

[0ldSkooLPinkF]

highly intellectual & viciously stimulating

[PiraticallyProne]

Jellied eels? Referring to yourself as "cockney" in third person, like?

heh.

[internetprotected123]

to much swearin, dont make it funny, ruined it, want cockney look up alf garnet

[complicationx]

Ahaha.. well accurate.

[; ..mate.

[TheCharStar]

this is ledgend!! funny sh*t

[Playgirl2day]

too funny lol

[diprose]

sit down sit down!!

[spinnersunite]

This is funnny.Respect!

[RabPuskas]

Listen you fackin cant. I'll knock that facking skimmer off your Lionels that quick you'll be facking shiting them jellied Eels down the rub a dub dub in your Lionels you fackin cunt. Ah fuckin used Lionels twice there cos ah darnt know Cockney that well you facker!

[diprose]

haha funny

[HowardSingleton]

oi, you fucking nonce, you think your proper chosty rudeboi, go suck off your cockney dog then have a cockney bash over your dead wife's arsehole then wipe your cock over her tombestone, whilst fingering your dead dad's areshole whilst eating his dead faecis and thrashing off his rotting meat!!

[antscabalfie1]

LOL u r good

[DaveDready]

They fuckin do...

[daccasham84]

You don't know what it means? Then why do you say it so much? Why do people trying to do a Cockney accent have to swear all the time? That's not how real Londoners speak.

[DaveDready]

Hmmm, no, I dont know what that means. Its not like I sent you a random message asking to be told to fuck off. If I'd have sent you a message saying, "I dont understand what daccasham84 means, it sounds like a wankers name to me?" then your comment would make perfect sense!

[daccasham84]

Here's something you'll understand. Fuck off.

[Benheh]

Eels up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can!

[GreenHairedGoony]

Lol, ffs dickheads it's a JOKE. For all you intellectually inferior muppets out there - he's taking the piss outta cockneys [and doin a bloody good job], so shut it 'cause you're embarassing yourselves.

[ollaboi69]

your trying well to hard and we dont say fucking that much ya cunt

[starangle08]

that does not sound like cockney

[hickyglasto]

shup u old grandad ur time has past wastegash

[sinared]

is this albert steptoes grandson ?

[wfGD4477]

Popeye! :D

[fantasmatico2008]

absolutely rubbish!!

[namz123456]

he dont sound like a cokney he sounds like a pervert

[saveloy3578]

waisteman

[rtdbabygyal]

OMDZ

we love this!

OI OI FACKIN SAVALOY!!

BAP BAP

[crockenhill]

Old on china you do know thats nothing like a cockney! im a born and bread cockney from bethnal green and i dont know any1 who speeks like that are you taking the gypsy! everything you think your saying is completly pete so stop acting like your a banjaxed fridge.

[tintin1975]

that's not cockney that's just saying fuck a lot

[croucher81]

Bull fuckin sh1t

I think he is avin a bubble

[madzikud02]

his teeth are yellow is dat part of the act? lol

[seatea1]

Hahaha! Very funny.......NOT!

Were you born an arse'ole or do you practice a lot?

[wwwTEDDYBEARwww]

ГОПНИК

[wwwTEDDYBEARwww]

you are GOPNIG

[xxchazzlexx]

Lool made me laugh so much.

Im fackin cockney int i, im gonna av a little fackin cockney dance with me fackin jellied eels.

[tizerist]

yeah mate! do you know how many times i rewinded that part?

[xxchazzlexx]

looool i love him

[inayaw]

"Jellied eels, my fuckin' favorite!"

[mal334455]

om a fackin cocknee aint i, now om tellin ya to shove thoses jellied fackin eels up ya kyber and rite now else arl fackin av ya no wot i meen me ol cocka....bang bang av im--come on then....crash ....rite thats me bit of trainin dun-now om ready for ya.....