Nee-occhi and Gar-ganzola: A Semi-Homemade Italian Meal

[ando1135]

you would have to have a cocktail to eat the crap she makes. 100+ cocktails so that your taste buds as well as you mind are inebriated so that what you put in your mouth is tasteless.

[occhei1]

no no no...quì in Italia queste cose non le mangiamo assolutamente..le prepariamo per gli americani in crociera che vogliono assaggiare la nostra cucina......il resto è troppo difficile da spiegare

[wespolly]

ROFL. At 0:30, they look like multiple turds with cool whip and cheese flakes.

Who thinks she "made" them during her cocktail time? xD

[Kristanni20X6]

Pasta in the frozen department?

I always buy my pasta where the rice, etc. is. What kind of store does she go to?

Please correct me on that or say that she's a drunk bitch

[wespolly]

@Kristanni20X6 Probably the dollar store. Considering that her show is aiming toward trailer trash folks that are too lazy to chop an onion up, lol.

[Kezco123]

@Kristanni20X6 "Refrigerated" does not mean "frozen". That's fresh pasta aunt Sandy is abusing, it doesn't belong in the same place as rice and other dry stuff (although fresh pasta is also sold frozen). And yes, she is a drunk bitch.

[NeonAngel1997]

The "NEeochi" looks like vaginal discharge

[wicaco]

1. A glass of wine is NOT a cocktail.

2. Easiest cocktail? Remember "your" Ocean Breeze cocktail?

[NeonAngel1997]

@wicaco  LOL I saw that one XD

[geekoftheweek27]

Cappucino is NOT my favorite.

[TheCrew37]

and of course: cocktail time!!

[SykotikKytten]

LOL That "premade cappucino" is the fucking iced starbucks coffee energy drinks they sell.

[NarbYehoot]

I put more effort into deviled eggs than she does in this.

[amyygates]

i bet she shops smart at kmar

[rakarakarak]

I didn't know that frappaccino + vodka = classy and elegant. Sounds more "broke college student" to me...

[zaralin]

I have been watching these videos for the past half hour...my cheeks hurt from laughing too hard _D

[wakefield10]

@zaralin

me too!

[TheKloKloYo]

Anna-pos-tee. Mocha nut cream cup. Cappa-teeny.

Oh dear...

[hjjfffaa]

Stupid bitch...You're not Italian and I'm sure the Italians are glad.

[bakaboy2000]

Personally I find this woman ghastly! This is how every mother in the world cooks! What's so special about her? I call this "Lazy Bitch Brand".

[geekoftheweek27]

Is this cocktail easier than her opening a bottle of Hnpnotiq and calling it an 'Ocean Breeze Cocktail'? Cuz... she did that too.

[1814Brandan]

They showed this episode today - how ghastly were those russipees?

[VelvetRagamuffin]

Did she seriously just say that a bottled Frappucino and a bottle of vodka was sophisticated?

[EmEyeSeeEiEeElEi]

She's never more enthusiastic than when it's Cocktail Time. She was practically running!

[treble473]

Well, to be fair, it's the booze that helps her choke down her meals.

[dgm1514]

The concept of "semi-homemade" is stupid. It's OK to throw a can of pre-cooked tomatoes and sauce, 1 fresh tomatoes and herbs and spices over some chicken or store bought pasta and let it cook. Most of us are so short on time. It's OK to take shortcuts. But lets not pretend that it's some effin fancy gourmet dinner party set up and make a piss pour TV show out of it! It's dinner, it's quick and the point is it's supposed to be filling and healthy.

[Majortom71]

I hate the concept of "quick and easy" cooking. Good food takes time, you can go and buy tomato sauce to make spaghetti or make sauce from scratch and I'll guarantee you that the sauce made from scratch will be better tasting.

Taking short cuts in food just does not produce good quality or taste imho.

[blupheonix44]

Damn right!

[treble473]

Definitely agree with you when it comes to sauce. But it is possible to make good food quickly if you pick a recipe that's meant to be simple, and take the time to get quality ingredients. Basically, just do the opposite of Sandy.

[erdnallewen]

Semi-Fucking-Homemade Fail

[maba7x]

NOTHING beats her kwanzaa cake!

[boosted99gsr]

it's GNOCCHI.

[rfschober]

She actually has the gall to slice fresh scallions on any given ep of hers but she cannot manage to make nee-okey from scratch?

[geekoftheweek27]

'1 part vodka' my ass.

[patmold]

LOL!

[crewie14]

I think she means 'one part vodka' as one half bottle vodka.

[chaosdsl]

yeah, a splash of frappuccino, and "one part" (glug glug glug glug glug glug...damn, cut away, she's never gonna stop pouring!) vodka. priceless.

[treble473]

Hah! Exactly what I was thinking. Looks like Sandy failed fractions.

[peripari]

You could tell how excited she was with cocktail in hand, LOL.

[courtneyhotlanta]

terrible

[Julietjeske]

Who has a bunch of different plates to change the table every time they have a dinner party? And table scapes? What are you escaping from her food?

[1814Brandan]

Why, Sandy does, that's who.

[REPUBLICANSWINE]

oh no

[ThaduisMallowmare]

I wouldn't find her "tablescapes" so awful if she would just declutter them a bit. I like seeing the people i'm eating with

[behindhzleyes18]

LOL

[HaoProductions3]

1st of all, pasti and oreganata are NOT italian food names! Also, just becuase something has coffee or the word cappa or mocha in it doesnt mean it is italian! Vodka & a teaspoon of coffee...MMMMMMMMM... shes and alchoholic. The frothy stuff on top of a capachino doesnt come from something being shaken! IT COMES from STEAMED MILK!!!!! Just because she was beaten by her mom doesnt make her a good person!

[Julietjeske]

your comment just made me laugh out loud. She seems obsessed with hard liquor.

[HaoProductions3]

lol! this video is almost offensive to italian people! everything she says is just stupid

[Kezco123]

@HaoProductions3 Antipasti IS an italian food name. Cappuccino, not cappa.

I do agree the cocktail is crap, she might as well have poured a little coffee in her giant bottle of cheap-ass vodka and drink it with a straw. I don't know which one I despise more; the Capputini or the Ocean Breeze cocktail (which consisted of her opening a bottle of ready-mixed alcoholic drink and adding some ice)...

[prezbucky]

gniocchi = nyokee -- at least she's getting the vowels right. the "ny" phoneme isn't the easiest to pronounce. Actually my Italian friends would pronounce it "NYAW-kee"... not really a true O.

[blusheartdlady]

why the heck did you cut out half the show when she is cooking the meal?!!!

[rfschober]

Nee-occhi? Bitch needs to take an Italian language class.

[quizzlefits]

She must be 1/2 drunk most of the time.

She's full of crap because her 'tablescapes' have got to be impossible to achieve. They're like these insane craft projects from hell.

She obviously wanted to be like Martha Stewart for busy soccer moms and lazy single gals.

Her studio set (the fake kitchen where she tapes the show in Brooklyn) and her clothes are always perfectly matched to the episode's theme. That is INSANE.

Welcome to Stepford, ladies... where it's always "Cocktail Tiiiiiiime!!!"

[Kevindl1985]

I always say her tablescapes look like the work of an unsupervised high school home ec class.

[hellokhellom]

Knee-okey.

[cdprhys]

What is with her inability to pour straight/without nearly knocking the glass over?

[colorlessness]

I think that's the drink she already had.

[clumzynez]

i like her tablescapes, the only thing i noticed about her is that whenever i watch an episode of semi-homemade, she ALWAYS makes cocktail drinks in the end.

[rosemontag]

Oh I understand her philosophy: less time in the kitchen,& more time in the bedroom.

[999sasha]

Sandra Lee is by far the best cook on the Food Network.

[MohanndasChutney]

Let's face it: The Food Network is now The Fool Network. All of these shows that teach people to cut corners with crappy processed garbage are unwatchable.

Home cooking should be simple, and because it's simple, it's quick and easy by definition. Less time on decorating, more time understanding nutrition.

[cdprhys]

Not to mention that using the processed, pre-made crap makes it more expensive, defeating the other purpose of homemade.

[rfschober]

This is the Food Network we're talking about. Did you actually think you'd see rabbit food on this channel?

[Jacquie668]

She puts more effort into her tacky "tablescapes" than the crap food she makes. Stating the obvious, yes, but if she put that effort into pronouncing words correctly and actually preparing food that was edible, well then maybe she wouldn't drink so much or decorate Christmas trees in barware...ack she is just an old lush!

[tjaryma]

Why does she always use some cheap vodka? Can't she afford to buy some Russian or Polish good stuff?

[rhodeisland95]

Don't care....Sandra Lee is hot! She could spit in that drink and I'd still want it.

[musicwriter83]

She's such a drunken slut. She puts vodka on Poptarts.

[strawberryrobin]

Hahaha! Can you imagine?! "Alright, today I have a great new snack to show you all. All you need is pop tarts and vodka. Now, poor the vodka on the pop tarts and fry those things up. Deeeeee-licious!"

[999sasha]

She's the best chef on Food Network.

[musicwriter83]

Really? She's better than Bobby? She's better than Paula or Rachel? She's a tragic alcoholic mess. There's nothing wrong with it until she drags the bucket of cheap vodka across the floor and into the kitchen and then dunks her whole head in it. People don't want to watch some ho bag getting hammered on the Food Network. The only one she's better than is Barefoot Contessa. Her face looks like a ravaged dumpster covered in homeless-man semen.

[MohanndasChutney]

I'd really love to take her by the neck and squeeze until her head pops for some semi-home made murder -- and there's not a court in the land that would convict me. She should stick to the hotdish or whatever cheeseheads eat and leave the Italian dishes to people who can pronounce their names properly.

[musicwriter83]

'semi-home made murder' That was the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[timeisart927]

That "premade cappuccino" appears to be the Starbucks Frappuccino drink that tastes nothing like a real cappuccino.

HACK!!!!

Gar-ganzola?

nee-okee?

I'm italian and this shit is killing me.

[dgaller06]

she didn't even add that much of the cappuccino drink to it like a tablespoon then the rest was vodka that drink was pure alcohol with a couple little drops of cappaccino drink

[Grezakster]

I don't understand this show. This isn't cooking.

[douberuneimu]

Wait... Did she say that a glass of wine is a cocktail?

What?

[yukon991234]

she has great boobs

[douberuneimu]

I wanna bash her over the head with her "KNEE-okie" and her tacky place settings. This woman needs to be put out of OUR misery.

[jfsoller]

Who cares about her cooking or place settings! She so squeezably soft and ravageable.

[douberuneimu]

Thank you!

I vote we bash her over the head, tie her up, and make her watch as we pour all of her liquor down the drain! That would be hilarious.

"NOOOO! NOT MY BOOZE!"

[tecavuzcuAYI2008]

I wanna fuck Sandra Lee up in her ass.

[1814Brandan]

What? And give her brain damage?

[1814Brandan]

The antipasti looked good, but it's not cooking. Stevie Wonder could have made that.

[azn88hunni]

HAHAHA good one!

[whoijacket]

So, did she actually make anything?

Sandra, a glass of wine isn't a Cocktail!

[truejman]

this lady is soo fake.. lets throw alot of prepackage shit together then make a drink that a monkey can make.... i bet she cant even suck a dick right..

[vinidivici]

One thing i love from Sandra Lee, she always makes a fantastic drink. For me it's better than her cuisine.

[georgeee2]

How is this a cooking show when she puts packaged ingredients into her recipes? The Food Network really has deteriorated since I last watched it several years ago.

I have a feeling in another 2 or 3 years they're going to have 30 minute shows telling people how to make "homemade popcorn" by buying a bag of Orvill Redenbacher and putting it in the microwave for 3 minutes.

THAT'S NOT COOKING.

Fuck this drunk bitch and Rachel Ray too while were at it.

[malafunksion10]

i love her. BUT...she she makes herself look like a big time alcoholic with cocktail time because she puts too much alcohol in her drinks....I would be so buzzed after a few sips.

[bigleroygym]

Matt, since u are a gay man, we can only assume that you are working out your issues dealing with your jealousy of beautiful postive women like Sandra Lee....that is why u keep making negative videos of her, isn't it? have u considered getting therapy? just a suggestion

[Valedanza]

GNOCCHI AND GORGONZOLA!ESPRESSO!

[jimmmmy41]

Somebody stop this bitch!!!

[nllus]

GAR.

[bennyh12345]

Nothing semi-homemade about her chest

[synchbite]

I watch her show mainly for her huge tities....they are nice and soft...hnmmmmmmm (slurp!)

[bigleroygym]

the guy that made this video has removed my comment because i pointed out that Sandra Lee is awesome and pretty and nice and there is no reason to put her down like most of u do...only losers would insult a wonderful lady like her

[sinistralwing]

SLop girl is that you? Put a bra on those puddin' cups!

[heatherj460]

Love her!!

[firebladexsx]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!! She's actually got her TITS semi-CONCEALED for this show!!! SANDRA, GOOD for you, girl!!!!! Dignity will win you more hearts than silicone!

[ss07100ss]

Americans...please dont' ruin the traditional italian cuisine

What is shown in this vid is not italian..fortunately!!!

what' s the gar-ganzola??

ahahahah

[boomdeay8]

don't worry, we know that crap isn't traditional italian. it's barely even considered food, nevermind italian food.

you should have seen her slaughter the mexican sauce mole. she used a jar of steak sauce with melted chocolate chips. HAHAAH! stupid boozebag.

[ss07100ss]

ahahahah

[mysticalelf233]

we can make it how ever we want. it's cooking

[georgeee2]

No, mixing premade storebought food isn't cooking. It's called "cooking in a dorm room".

[mysticalelf233]

whatever still cooking,

[StereoTypeA]

Her set is disgusting.

[olmaster1313]

SANDRA is a DRUNK...she's into the booze most every show....I love her.

[Hymie321]

She needs to do a Hustler spread. I bet all her food would taste better if she'd just rub her tits on it.

[CicadaTehL337]

YES. IT WOULD.

[sandy78]

Maybe she doesn't know how to cook Italian but she has great tits.

[Chiffonade]

Sandra Lee knows nothing about Italian food - evidenced by the use of salad dressing and jarred tomato sauce. Do yourself a favor - if you want instruction on Italian food, Watch Giada DeLaurentis.

[dw2345]

i'd like her to sample my sausage...

[Lavender1251]

It's always 'tini time in Sandy's world. Richthickanddelishus!

[lax4life105]

sandra lee isnt such a great cook compared to ina garten or paula. but she looks good lol.

[AlexDS69]

Sandra Lee is so out of it, she makes Paula Abdul look like a friend of Bill.

[GinaAlexandra]

I love her bazonkas!

[tequillaburrito]

"Annie-Pastie is next!" What an idiot!

[mysticalelf233]

hey leave her alone sandra lee is awsome she's showing how to do shortcuts that's why it's called semi homemade, it's half homemade and hald premade, youre the idiot.

[1814Brandan]

No it's 70% store-bought and 30% fresh!!! Last time I checked, that wasn't half anything. Oh wait, half shitty and half craptacular LOL.

[Phrozenbot]

I wonder how tall she is.

[fckinray]

too bad shes a milf and she can cook...my kind of women! :D

[gaugeinvariant]

She CAN NOT cook. That's just one of the many reasons why people make fun of her.

[8394147]

She put like 3 drops of cappuchino and then started POURING vodka in there. Geez.

[abcman123]

She's such an idiot. I can't stand her. My 4 year old sister can do the crap she does.

[mysticalelf233]

she's showing how to do shortcuts that why it's called semi homemade, half homemade , half premade. leave her alone.

[tiggerboy1980]

such an idiot! how can she have a cooking show when all she really ever does is take pre-made food out of their boxes and place on a plate nicely? at least she is always good for a cheap laugh. friends and I love to sit around and get drunk while giving our own commentary to her show.

[altiser]

who is nigella

[gaugeinvariant]

Type "nigella lawson" into the search box. You'll find plenty of videos of her. She's pretty fine.

Still like Giada better though. ;)

[altiser]

who has nicer tits giada or her

[gibblerfan83]

Nigella.

[gaugeinvariant]

She's such an idiot.

[gibblerfan83]

Do NOT buy those ready-to-eat chicken breast strips she is always touting the greatness of. Oscar Mayer recalled those because they were contaminated with a Listeriosis-Causing Bacteria, which is uncommon but potentially fatal.

[Neantaeus]

"New Yokey" who'd a thunk it.