The guy in the black tank top is drunk and stumbles into the blue haired chick and then the viking guy gets mad and takes advantage of his inebriated state.
Is this like the tail end of a gay parade? Maybe the guy in the black tank top is his boyfriend and Techno Viking is just trying to keep him in line because he's hammered.
I think the funny part if technoviking's theory of himself. Its very very funny, and also very very honorable. But very very funny and very pure. The boy can dance!
When the Boogyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. But when Chuck Norris crosses the street, he looks both ways for the Techno Viking!
Some will never understand the power that is the Techno Viking. Chuck Norris wishes he was as muscular and could dance as good as the Techno Viking. They had to use a special lens on the video camera just to capture the footage of a demigod on the streets with mortals. None stare directly into the eyes of the Techno Viking because it is said to cause cardiac arrest from the fear it generates. An offering of spring water is one of the only known offerings that will spare your life.
NO! Don't run. It unlocks his "raid/rape/pillage" instinct. Just stand still, offer him some spring water...and hope he doesnt start dancing within 10 feet of you.
that finger point can stop chuck norris, MR. T,Bruce Lee, AND Jesus... all in one motion. it spares no one...and it doesnt have a conscience. its unforgiving, and itll make you pregnant regardless of your gender.
hey its the other way around, Michael Jackson stoled that move from tecnoviking, don't ask me how its possible, just know technoviking is able to transand through space and time.
Techno Dragqueen is a freakin' litterbug (and a stiff-legged honky dancer)! 00000hhh, but he does have a killer maddog look girls!
lcoffman09 7 months ago
he is awsome
coopers2 8 months ago
LOL OMG
When i watched this vid, an add came up saying: Viking direct! LOLOLOL
I live in holland, so its a dutch add i guess
Elcaliam 1 year ago
Who is this man Techno Viking? Is he a bouncer for Justin Beiber? I think that we should be told!
veitchy58 1 year ago
The guy in the black tank top is drunk and stumbles into the blue haired chick and then the viking guy gets mad and takes advantage of his inebriated state.
carsearch2001 1 year ago
Is this like the tail end of a gay parade? Maybe the guy in the black tank top is his boyfriend and Techno Viking is just trying to keep him in line because he's hammered.
PawlieGR 1 year ago
the dude that pushed the woman with blue hair knew techno viking was a techno viking
Negend 1 year ago
i wish i could hear what he was REALLY dancing to
96marcelwilson 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA!!!
Giallo007 1 year ago
what an utter cunt
preston3665 1 year ago
A LEGEND!!!! Nice
oooooYuriooooo 1 year ago
this guy is awesome .....he should be in a movie
baretillo 1 year ago
You're fuckin' insane man! XD
fleck8812 1 year ago
OOOIII! VIKING!NO!
35deedub 1 year ago
I bet he bakes cookies,irons,cleans house and loves poetry!
57bigjoe 1 year ago 3
Elvis owned the world for a few decades. This one belongs to techno viking.
jflor98 1 year ago 2
I'm Sorry for what TECHNO VIKING will do to you.
IronMaidenMikey 1 year ago 2
oh fuck yeah techno viking is baddddddddddddddd
gorilocks 1 year ago
were the fuck is the original rave (and who the fuck put this gay like song instead)???
!!!!!
aqasenior 1 year ago 3
0:42 better go away :) this viking rules !!
Maljanus 1 year ago
nobody is going to stop The Viking from snapping your neck after you made this.
livingjustfordying 1 year ago
Wtf is this?
PillsforSleep 1 year ago
his Man boobies is bouncin!!!!
Jam on it.....
bristolstomp 2 years ago
What.... what did i just watch im so dissapointed that so........ not viking like well he littered thats kinda...tough
meeras1001 2 years ago
that guy is my hero.
MBPKyle 2 years ago 7
you could've done more but anyways its not that bad lol
zYumiz 2 years ago
coolest guy i've seen in 24 years - except the guy in the mirror ;)
ronst0ne 2 years ago 6
Techno Viking, I'm calling you out. Litter bug. 2:15
earthvsthemoon 2 years ago 9
Only pussies recycle
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stylerap24 2 years ago
real men wear cut off khakis.
PokeyPrasch 2 years ago 23
@PokeyPrasch Techno Viking does not wear cut off khakis. He wears TORN off khakis.
liquidsomewhere 1 year ago 13
ROFL-ATTACK
schnuller54 2 years ago
Hey, just wanted to let everyone know that I uploaded the official, original Technoviking songto my videos page. Check it out!
Rodzilla101 2 years ago
a son bien buenos jaja
Jaiderson1 2 years ago
Techno Viking is the coolest man on earth. He is bad and should have his own tv show. A legend for sure.
zeitpip 2 years ago 26
@zeitpip damn if i agree!!
sbugmanthenoobinator 1 year ago
so abgefuckt geil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tbonedogstar 2 years ago
technoviking ftw
fatalautomaton 2 years ago 2
any idea what song was playing at that "parade"?
Necrop0lis 2 years ago
probably some techo-fag shit, but it does not matter. Techno-Viking was happy, that is all that matters. All hail the Tech no-Viking!
mart6992 2 years ago
awesome
plumaluna07 2 years ago
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rip michael!! we love you
roki92 2 years ago
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michael?? ooh u mean the dead white nigga guy.. yeah shame he died:S now i can't throw a rotten tomato at him anymore:( Xx
keller4life 2 years ago
your such a loser
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u mean yuour mother raped by you? o shame she had been executed.. i really wanted to fuu-ck her.. asshole
roki92 2 years ago
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muscles without brain = technovicking.
stupid bastard.
erickosio 2 years ago
I find your lack of having something interesting to say... Disturbing.
shaokan777 2 years ago 3
i hope he don't hear that. he comes after you.
reefdag 2 years ago
You spelled viking wrong.
Kensin 2 years ago 2
Technoviking knows where you live. You will die in a fire.
iamunderstand 2 years ago 2
Lol erickosio = FAIL
spelled viking wrong, and it is in the title, how stupid can you be? and you say this guy has no brain? what a hypocrite you are..go die.
James0543 2 years ago
fuck off tool!
dagannoble 2 years ago
suck my left nut.
James0543 2 years ago
TOOL ROCK!!!
iliketolivealone 2 years ago
love it!!!!
reenso 2 years ago
doent matter how many of these remake i see, i still think he is a legend
chazneyhawks 2 years ago 6
hahaha, awesome!
ErectionAtSchool 2 years ago
WTF
crisblack666 2 years ago
this is the best
xSniper47x 2 years ago
germans...
emwjmannen2 2 years ago
he would be a kickass body guard lol!
SenitorAwesome 2 years ago
wannabe viking...this is in germany
aggbala 2 years ago
micheal or viking ... who is da better one?!!!11 hard to decide....
apfelknecht 2 years ago 2
techno viking ftw k
IskandarSams 2 years ago
LOL
iviemann 2 years ago
its fucking cool until about 10 seconds after the song kicks in then the novelty value wares off. still good though! :)
ChopSticks900 2 years ago
grande!
klaus18768 2 years ago
Nothing can stop him ou yeaaah
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LoLFabrik 2 years ago
think there was something wrong in that water
TimproXXy 2 years ago 2
I think the funny part if technoviking's theory of himself. Its very very funny, and also very very honorable. But very very funny and very pure. The boy can dance!
dleddy1414 2 years ago
I have laughed the ultimate laugh! I love the technoviking!
dleddy1414 2 years ago
0:40
OUT OF TECHNO VIKINGS WAY
ac3b1s 2 years ago
i dont understand anything...everybody just dancing
KhaledOnur 2 years ago
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dleddy1414 2 years ago
Im more cracking up at the guy in the background jamming out while drinking a Capri Sun.
JoeFreakinWay 2 years ago 3
HAHAHAHA ! XD OMG YESSS LOL thats so hilarious, i didnt notice until i read your comment. aah breathe.. breathe.. lol
Haraldur34 2 years ago
amazing stuff
umbra42 2 years ago
hahah thats funny as the rickroll
stopglobalswarming 3 years ago
The whole point of adding music is to make it sync up.
FAIL.
aakurtz 3 years ago 3
k WAt is this danceing for i want to know now lol
myusernameisawsome 3 years ago
.. omg ... was hat den der versiffte ziegenbartträger eingeworfen? drogenfreies leben und geregelte arbeit wirken da wunder ..
TreuerDeutscher 3 years ago
just moved new area
lets chat 5L
10size 3 years ago
micheal jackson , and techno viking rules
bennyoofd 3 years ago
Why did that guy in the black tank top pull the woman away....so weird...i cant get the first part...hahaha!
calebkw 3 years ago
because he had too much drugs.
StraightUneerie 3 years ago 4
he crashed into her
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hitmanboss23 3 years ago
DIE !!
dwergman25 3 years ago
Mercenaries 2: World in flames anyone ????? LOL
sasule777 3 years ago
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who is this freak? Is this a gay-rights parade?
BobsWorld666 3 years ago
rofl
M3T4LH34D812 3 years ago
techno viking protector of the blue hair all hail techno viking
SexyBeast187ci 3 years ago 11
when techno viking says jump you say how high
Blinky587 3 years ago 15
why would vikings rape women? the northern women are the hottest they dont need it
Anuz1966 3 years ago 4
Cant afford to take women with on the longboats.Profit is what they were after on the raiding trips and free rape ranks among it.
NitroNein 3 years ago
fuck that asian girls > white girls and im black lol
Archivus08 3 years ago
haha you suck
Anuz1966 3 years ago
Orly? why do you have shakira on YOUR PROFILE
Lightspriest 3 years ago
bc most hetero men want to do her doggystyle
daforze 3 years ago
SHAKIRA on your profile
Lightspriest 3 years ago
and wtf is the 'sexy asian girls' vid doing on your profile then wth. Triple fail
rruuppoo 3 years ago
Techno viking ..... protector of the innocent, he leads they follow!
MrMayhemskyline 3 years ago 9
but there's no music to it. all the other TechnoViking vids I've seen have music. step it up.
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what a fagroid. if you're ever in Northern Idaho, I'll show you what you look like with a hole in your forehead.
almightywitey 3 years ago
northern idaho, oohh shit, the ghetto everyones heard about, ha ha ha ha
oshea83 3 years ago 6
This comment made me LOL hard...!!!!!!
ApolloLion 3 years ago
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When the Boogyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. But when Chuck Norris crosses the street, he looks both ways for the Techno Viking!
TheRealDrache 3 years ago 6
this video is nuuuuts!!!..lol
jprinmami 3 years ago
TECHNOVIKING ahahahaha :D
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Some will never understand the power that is the Techno Viking. Chuck Norris wishes he was as muscular and could dance as good as the Techno Viking. They had to use a special lens on the video camera just to capture the footage of a demigod on the streets with mortals. None stare directly into the eyes of the Techno Viking because it is said to cause cardiac arrest from the fear it generates. An offering of spring water is one of the only known offerings that will spare your life.
TheRealDrache 4 years ago 3
If I ever see that guy coming down my street, I am running TOP SPEED the other way. lol
ruhnaynay98 4 years ago
NO! Don't run. It unlocks his "raid/rape/pillage" instinct. Just stand still, offer him some spring water...and hope he doesnt start dancing within 10 feet of you.
Varaha950 3 years ago 26
omg, LMFAOOOOO!!!
ruhnaynay98 3 years ago 7
Varaha950 you made me laugh so hard my nuts hurt.
akf2000 3 years ago 7
rofl xD
freeaak88 3 years ago
roflwaffles!
Gr8flDdFn 4 years ago
He is the modern day Olaf Tryggvason!!!
galatian5 4 years ago
yes he is, but i dont think a lot ppl kno who that is lol
BerserkerYeloe 3 years ago
I just have 2 idols: Chuck and the Technoviking
Tuchulu 4 years ago 4
Idiot
andcan121 4 years ago
QUIEN ES ESE POBRE INFELIZ ???
loquito07 4 years ago
I know him in real !
His ICQ Number is : 174-905-460
y0sh1 4 years ago
i'm sure technoviking has ICQ. ICQ has technoviking RETARD
moojahideeN 4 years ago 4
hahaahaha!!!
ssn8r 4 years ago
this is europe moron, we dont need icq here
unstable112 4 years ago
who uses icq even?
everyone cells
jeghedderalexander 4 years ago
not after 4
akshooter47 4 years ago
nice one
kellencolewright 4 years ago
that finger point can stop chuck norris, MR. T,Bruce Lee, AND Jesus... all in one motion. it spares no one...and it doesnt have a conscience. its unforgiving, and itll make you pregnant regardless of your gender.
vietirish 4 years ago 9
its unknown to many but the TVP(technoviking point) can cause what ever is pointed at to implode
7m1a0x 4 years ago 5
If Techno Viking if the reincarnation of ALMIGHTY THOR!
pashtunzAKZ 4 years ago
don´t try to fuck around with technoviking!
jockelinho 4 years ago
that guy's a gangster- don't f#ck with him!
ninangel84 4 years ago
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super GAay
headstomper 4 years ago
Can someone tell me titles of that to songs?
leju666 4 years ago
Bad by Michael Jackson
fogaoagas 4 years ago 2
or, fat by weird al. lol
coreyxkamikaze 4 years ago
Its actually Fat my Michael
TechnoVikings fucking awesome haha
MyVeiledShadow 3 years ago
This is great :-)
stevenc123 4 years ago
what the fuck was that?
Deakon420 4 years ago
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Search for "TECHNO VIKING EXTREME RAVE" it should not disappoint : )
pimpwillystyle 4 years ago
He is bad; BAD ASS
IAmTechnoViking 4 years ago 5
lol I like this mix, the technoviking does throw acouple michael jackson moves in there.
okkultiis 4 years ago 2
hey its the other way around, Michael Jackson stoled that move from tecnoviking, don't ask me how its possible, just know technoviking is able to transand through space and time.
DH2020 4 years ago 5
Techno Viking invented dance and music for the celebration of raping and pillaging. So that being known, you'd understand that he is centuries old.
aaronfregeolle 4 years ago
Lol.
Baldurpet 4 years ago