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  • Techno Dragqueen is a freakin' litterbug (and a stiff-legged honky dancer)! 00000hhh, but he does have a killer maddog look girls!

  • he is awsome

  • LOL OMG

    When i watched this vid, an add came up saying: Viking direct! LOLOLOL

    I live in holland, so its a dutch add i guess

  • Who is this man Techno Viking? Is he a bouncer for Justin Beiber? I think that we should be told!

  • The guy in the black tank top is drunk and stumbles into the blue haired chick and then the viking guy gets mad and takes advantage of his inebriated state.

  • Is this like the tail end of a gay parade? Maybe the guy in the black tank top is his boyfriend and Techno Viking is just trying to keep him in line because he's hammered.

  • the dude that pushed the woman with blue hair knew techno viking was a techno viking

  • i wish i could hear what he was REALLY dancing to

  • HAHAHAHA!!!

  • what an utter cunt

  • A LEGEND!!!! Nice

  • this guy is awesome .....he should be in a movie

  • You're fuckin' insane man! XD

  • OOOIII! VIKING!NO!

  • I bet he bakes cookies,irons,cleans house and loves poetry!

  • Elvis owned the world for a few decades. This one belongs to techno viking.

  • I'm Sorry for what TECHNO VIKING will do to you.

  • oh fuck yeah techno viking is baddddddddddddddd

  • were the fuck is the original rave (and who the fuck put this gay like song instead)???

    !!!!!

  • 0:42 better go away :) this viking rules !!

  • nobody is going to stop The Viking from snapping your neck after you made this.

  • Wtf is this?

  • his Man boobies is bouncin!!!!

    Jam on it.....

  • What.... what did i just watch im so dissapointed that so........ not viking like well he littered thats kinda...tough

  • that guy is my hero.

  • you could've done more but anyways its not that bad lol

  • coolest guy i've seen in 24 years - except the guy in the mirror ;)

  • Techno Viking, I'm calling you out. Litter bug. 2:15

  • Only pussies recycle

  • real men wear cut off khakis.

  • @PokeyPrasch Techno Viking does not wear cut off khakis. He wears TORN off khakis.

  • ROFL-ATTACK

  • Hey, just wanted to let everyone know that I uploaded the official, original Technoviking songto my videos page. Check it out!

  • a son bien buenos jaja

  • Techno Viking is the coolest man on earth. He is bad and should have his own tv show. A legend for sure.

  • @zeitpip damn if i agree!!

  • so abgefuckt geil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • technoviking ftw

  • any idea what song was playing at that "parade"?

  • probably some techo-fag shit, but it does not matter. Techno-Viking was happy, that is all that matters. All hail the Tech no-Viking!

  • awesome

  • your such a loser

  • I find your lack of having something interesting to say... Disturbing.

  • i hope he don't hear that. he comes after you.

  • You spelled viking wrong.

  • Technoviking knows where you live. You will die in a fire.

  • Lol erickosio = FAIL

    spelled viking wrong, and it is in the title, how stupid can you be? and you say this guy has no brain? what a hypocrite you are..go die.

  • fuck off tool!

  • suck my left nut.

  • TOOL ROCK!!!

  • love it!!!!

  • doent matter how many of these remake i see, i still think he is a legend

  • hahaha, awesome!

  • WTF

  • this is the best

  • germans...

  • he would be a kickass body guard lol!

  • wannabe viking...this is in germany

  • micheal or viking ... who is da better one?!!!11 hard to decide....

  • techno viking ftw k

  • LOL

  • its fucking cool until about 10 seconds after the song kicks in then the novelty value wares off. still good though! :)

  • grande!

  • Nothing can stop him ou yeaaah

  • think there was something wrong in that water

  • I think the funny part if technoviking's theory of himself. Its very very funny, and also very very honorable. But very very funny and very pure. The boy can dance!

  • I have laughed the ultimate laugh! I love the technoviking!

  • 0:40

    OUT OF TECHNO VIKINGS WAY

  • i dont understand anything...everybody just dancing

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  • Im more cracking up at the guy in the background jamming out while drinking a Capri Sun.

  • HAHAHAHA ! XD OMG YESSS LOL thats so hilarious, i didnt notice until i read your comment. aah breathe.. breathe.. lol

  • amazing stuff

  • hahah thats funny as the rickroll

  • The whole point of adding music is to make it sync up.

    FAIL.

  • k WAt is this danceing for i want to know now lol

  • .. omg ... was hat den der versiffte ziegenbartträger eingeworfen? drogenfreies leben und geregelte arbeit wirken da wunder ..

  • just moved new area

    lets chat 5L

  • micheal jackson , and techno viking rules

  • Why did that guy in the black tank top pull the woman away....so weird...i cant get the first part...hahaha!

  • because he had too much drugs.

  • he crashed into her

  • DIE !!

  • Mercenaries 2: World in flames anyone ????? LOL

  • rofl

  • techno viking protector of the blue hair all hail techno viking

  • when techno viking says jump you say how high

  • why would vikings rape women? the northern women are the hottest they dont need it

  • Cant afford to take women with on the longboats.Profit is what they were after on the raiding trips and free rape ranks among it.

  • fuck that asian girls > white girls and im black lol

  • haha you suck

  • Orly? why do you have shakira on YOUR PROFILE

  • bc most hetero men want to do her doggystyle

  • SHAKIRA on your profile

  • and wtf is the 'sexy asian girls' vid doing on your profile then wth. Triple fail

  • Techno viking ..... protector of the innocent, he leads they follow!

  • but there's no music to it. all the other TechnoViking vids I've seen have music. step it up.

  • northern idaho, oohh shit, the ghetto everyones heard about, ha ha ha ha

  • This comment made me LOL hard...!!!!!!

  • this video is nuuuuts!!!..lol

  • TECHNOVIKING ahahahaha :D

  • If I ever see that guy coming down my street, I am running TOP SPEED the other way. lol

  • NO! Don't run. It unlocks his "raid/rape/pillage" instinct. Just stand still, offer him some spring water...and hope he doesnt start dancing within 10 feet of you.

  • omg, LMFAOOOOO!!!

  • Varaha950 you made me laugh so hard my nuts hurt.

  • rofl xD

  • roflwaffles!

  • He is the modern day Olaf Tryggvason!!!

  • yes he is, but i dont think a lot ppl kno who that is lol

  • I just have 2 idols: Chuck and the Technoviking

  • Idiot

  • QUIEN ES ESE POBRE INFELIZ ???

  • I know him in real !

    His ICQ Number is : 174-905-460

  • i'm sure technoviking has ICQ. ICQ has technoviking RETARD

  • hahaahaha!!!

  • this is europe moron, we dont need icq here

  • who uses icq even?

    everyone cells

  • not after 4

  • nice one

  • that finger point can stop chuck norris, MR. T,Bruce Lee, AND Jesus... all in one motion. it spares no one...and it doesnt have a conscience. its unforgiving, and itll make you pregnant regardless of your gender.

  • its unknown to many but the TVP(technoviking point) can cause what ever is pointed at to implode

  • If Techno Viking if the reincarnation of ALMIGHTY THOR!

  • don´t try to fuck around with technoviking!

  • that guy's a gangster- don't f#ck with him!

  • Can someone tell me titles of that to songs?

  • Bad by Michael Jackson

  • or, fat by weird al. lol

  • Its actually Fat my Michael

    TechnoVikings fucking awesome haha

  • This is great :-)

  • what the fuck was that?

  • He is bad; BAD ASS

  • lol I like this mix, the technoviking does throw acouple michael jackson moves in there.

  • hey its the other way around, Michael Jackson stoled that move from tecnoviking, don't ask me how its possible, just know technoviking is able to transand through space and time.

  • Techno Viking invented dance and music for the celebration of raping and pillaging. So that being known, you'd understand that he is centuries old.

  • Lol.

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