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  • Christians are fucking retarded

  • 144,000 male virgin jews? I guess god is a catholic.

  • These beliefs in gods are stupid and a threat to the world.

    It is amazing that people still believe this crap considering the level of evidence and proof that is it's proof as there is none.

    I reject this silly death cult.

  • 40% of Americans are morons..... and teabaggers. On survival mode, from the island of Kauai. Aloha and Peace.

  • I will believe in the rapture after george bush gets elected again

  • Of the people who answered that poll: every day that passes the percentage goes down. LOL

  • There are millions of people who believe in the same things this theist does, and they should all be embarrassed. I think each one should be required to video tape themselves and watch it over and over again to see just how rediculous they are.

  • Do any of there people on their death-bed say "Drat, I missed Jesus"

    Do any of these people realize that Christians have been waiting nearly 200 years for Jesus' return? Do they even have a concept of 2000 years (~80 generations)?

    I'm guessing not one of them has ever even looked at the math.

  • 5:20 "144 000 male virgin jews are allowed into heaven after the rapture " Let me guess ! there for the priest

  • I hope you sell your assets before the end of days. I'll buy them cheap.

  • google Doe's Account, its insane.

  • anybody who quotes the bible as fact... is an idiot

  • If god exists (big *if*) then: god created universe universe created earth earth created life life created evolution evolution created man man created religion religion created intolerance of others intolerance created conflict, etc, etc. Law of diminishing returns. God would be unobservable, so we should focus on the next level, which is simply learning all we can from the universe around us and quit bitching about religion like angry little monkeys.
  • fucking hell, that rapture guy is a moron. you listen to the intelligence conveyed in rapture guy's speech then you listen to sam harris talk, and it's like night and day, chimp and human.

  • typo. I meant 2000 years ago. Doesnt really matter cause they ll wait forever anyhow.

  • of course they'll always say some sort of bullshit like "oh well, we don't know god's time scale blah blah blah"

  • Jesus said "The end is near". That was 200 years ago. So even though nothing has happened for 2000 years they still wait. Now what if nothing happens in the next 2 years? They will still be waiting in 10 millenia.

  • I'm puzzled by the god who's going to send out all the emails after the rapture: If he's a believer, then doesn't he believe he'll be raptured? And, if so, he won't be there to send the emails.

    A believer would have to TRUST an atheist to send the emails....

  • i think .. its going to be about 22 years plus. plus minus 9 years.

  • What if God never created any of this?

    You worship an idea, a thought form......

  • We KNOW that humans have been around at least 100K years.

    This means the biblical account of Adam & Eve is incorrect, untrue and is, at best, just a story.

    Therefore, the rest of humanity was NOT born into sin and are NOT born guilty of anything and are free to live their lives as they see fit.

    Maybe 'god' will update his version of dogma someday to include an explanation that slavery is wrong or how to cure cancer or how we can use 2 fish to feed the 30K people who will starve to death today.

  • you just dont want to be told being gay is wrong. Your idea of love is warped as is your faith in how the world was made.

  • Nice! You're so smart!

  • Hi.Born again christian were told the rapture was going to happen 40yrs,after Israel became a nation 1981 That is 1988_7yrs trib.=1981 did not happen after that we were told a error was made it is 40 afterJerusalem became the capital of Israel(1967) +40=2007-7yrs=2000 did not happen.Now they say a bible generation is 70yrs.=2018-7yrs=2011 this is a bunch of lies.People do not come back from the dead. What are you going to do if it does not happen in 2011? Thank you

  • Ha Ha Ha! What everybody above said. Take the Buildings & loose the chumps. Kinda like a Hydrogen Blast. I have a rt wing, red neck, hillbilly, racist, "friend"?, whom i've tried to show this to, but he's too busy waiting on the "Rupture". He also believes that dinosaurs & men "roamed" together. People w/ that mindset, are the reason the World is so screwed up. & There's far to many of them! Let's gettem boys!

  • RELIGION (ALL) = FRAUD. Religion is the root of ALL evil and the cause of current and most past wars

    RELIGION = Apartheid, separateness, us Vs them.

    RELIGION distorts logic and trains people to believe in the supernatural and blur their sense of reality.

    The world needs to consign religion to history. How can any half-intelligent person believe in miracles, virgin birth, angels, afterlife with the imaginary boss? Just mythical, evil nonsense.

  • Babylon is the U.S. Sodom & Gommorah= NYC & LA.

    If you believe in that sort of thing.

  • There are zero scriptures supporting a pre-tribulation rapture. The dead in Christ rise FIRST, then we who are alive and remain are caught up to meet them in the air...in orther words, the resurrection happens FIRST. Resurrection is KEY to rapture timing. Revelation 20:4-6 tells us who is in the FIRST resurrection....Read the Bible, know the truth, be prepared...we will go through great tribulation before Jesus returns.

  • bltingpuppies

    Its why we have the problems in this world in the first place with everyone thinking the bible is the divine revelation from god when that is CERTAINLY not the case.

  • Every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord to the glory of the Father.

    YHVH bless you.

  • boltingpuppies

    And for those with no legs?This bowing scenario is quite reminicent of what boys do in a catholic church but for sexually peverse reasons by the pastor of that church i wonder of your god condoned that then.

  • In the beginning YHVH's creation was perfect..it was 'good'.It wasn't until we decided to lean on our own understanding (when Eve & Adam disobeyed YHVH by listening to Satan instead of YHVH) that the world became corrupted & began to die as a result of their sin.God told Adam & Eve ahead of time what would happen if they disobeyed-they would die...which brought death & corruption on the entire human race & earth.You can keep listening to Satan if you want but He's given us a way to be redeemed.

  • So according to you the whole of humanity is damned to hell for the faults of two people oin which they never met...

    Complete and utter immoral and unjust.

    Keep your god belief to YOURSELF.This wont work in a world with rational people in it.

  • YHVH is just, He doesn't damn us for our fathers sins.We are damned for our own sins.YHVH's law says the soul who sins (transgresses His laws) will die.You only inherited a sin 'nature' from Adam but you acted on it yourself, as did I & all of humanity.God is just so sin will be punished. BUT God is also merciful, He became flesh, dwelt among us & died for every sin ever committed. Now He says, come to me, I took your death penalty for you, follow my ways & I will make you a new creature, clean.

  • boltingpuppies

    Your faith is quite flawed with NUMEROUS errors in judgemnet,morality and history.Your god of the bible condems everyone for the faults of two pooeple,similar to you b eing arrested for a crime you never commited and being sentenced for life.FLAWED from the start.

  • boldtingpuppies

    Gods word is from man,making it mans words.I dont believe in god and i certainly wouldnt believe anything those men in that era would have to say.

  • What does your belief have to do with the spiritual reality you face?

    You will face your creator as we all will, you will either be ready because you repented and accepted His offer of mercy or you will not be ready and you will take youre own death penalty.

    It is Satan who decieved and killed man, it is YHVH who died for His creation in order to offer mercy to all those who will come to Him.

  • boltingpuppies

    This is ALL presupposition and asanine assuming.You have nothing else but regurgatated religious propaganda that has echoed in the empty minds of believers,but itys no longer neing heard.

  • Yeah... and on this guy's rapture website is a "Donate" button.

  • Jesus comes back takes the churches leaves the church goers.

  • LOL That would be awesome.

    Christ comes down raptures the buildings and leaves the people behind.

  • Jesus floats down everyone screams "OH IT'S JESUS!" Jesus lands and says "i'm here to take back what's mine" Everyone holds their breath imagining heaven. Then he takes the churches and leaves.

  • Yeah you wouldn't wanna lose your head over something like that. Good thing the brainwashing worked so that this guys doesn't appreciate the irony and can go on believing he's going to be raptured. Oh, and I hope it is the buildings :) Jesus comes and takes up all the churches, awesome.

  • Gave 100th rating, 5 stars!

  • lol! i love that you put these vids together. I actually watched them one after another a month or so ago and I was thinking how perfectly they demonstrated Sam's points. Awesome.

  • And with President Sarah Palin, we're going to have someone in the White House who will do everything she can to bring about the End of Days and the Rapture and Judgment Day and all that great stuff! Oh, joy! Thanks, evangelical retards!

  • This is the problem with Humanity. The absurd stupidity that comes with religious beliefs. Religions (most of them at least) are the bane of all evil that is displayed by humans, lies, death, and just pure BULLSHIT is all the cause of the religious wing of human thinking.

  • SUPERNATURAL is N O T H I N G, use your brains and get in touch with REALITY.

    It's sad too see so many good people fooled by this shit, and of course DON'T you worry you'll have your pastor/preacher warning you about ME, THAT person trying to open your eyes and your mind and call ME the devil or the work of evil for trying to do so. Religion is the biggest crooked business there is.

  • Anyone who believes this shit is a fucking retard...

    Also, since Jesus personally denounced divorce in the bible and over 60% of "christian" marriages end in divorce, that means over 60% of Christians will be burning with the rest of us... lol

    Stupid fucking hypocrite cherry picking christians

  • What exactly indicates to the computer that the rapture has happened? The death of the Webmaster? Well, if it's that, what if he just--you know--dies?

  • This video is more strong evidence for the idea that Americans are idiots.

  • This comment is more strong evidence for the idea that statements of certainty like this are idiotic.

  • not really. if anything hes right.

  • It's not just Americans. People generally are idiots. Every madman on the planet has used dupes and servants and followers to do his dirty work for them. People will do awful things for the worst reasons. America simply happens to be ... well, we USED to be a Superpower. Now I don't know what we are... some kind of sad superjoke.

  • johnclavis, i am considering selling rapture insurance.  easy profit :)

  • Its just scary that these people vote. And not only that but they vote for and create policy which supports their religious views of the world, like the rapture.

  • HAHA wow, technology man, the world wide web can be automated to send email post-rapture, brings a tear to my eye.

    Can it send me non perishable foods post-rapture? And f@*#ing good is your head in heaven? Do ya need it there? if so, your not really in heaven. You'l lose your head if you accept jesus post-rapture? bullshit. Not exactly charcteristic of a loving god neither.

    Its all a load of fabricated bullshit, would you people who believe the literal word just wake the fuck up PLEASE!?

  • This rapture thing is a pretty lame end time mythology. Ragnarök sounds much cooler.

  • I agree DagnirGlaurunga. Ragnarok is cooler, not just in name, but also the concept of it.

  • Unbelievable..... literally!

  • After listening to Scott Butcher, all I can do is shake my head in disbelief...

  • So Jesus is coming back within the next 50 years... to quote Bill Maher from the trailer of 'Religulous'..."What's he waiting for"?

  • NoGodsAllowed: I believe he's waiting for his beloved creation to hurt, kill, maim, rape, butcher and watever other abominations prophesised, before he gets the fuck to it.

    These people are insane!! There should be a policy for the future, worldwide secularism. These fucks are hastening the end, meanwhile i wana see how this pans out, but their religious convctions are threatening my abiliity to do that

    Arseholes honestly man, nothin but arseholes!

  • It looks like the fundy has lost his head before the rapture, freak.

  • When are these dumb bastards going to work out that every generation since the bible stories were made up has shared the same delusion? Each generation of wacko Christians is utterly convinced that they will live to see the rapture. Just how dumb do you have to be to believe this nonsense ?

  • this is so funny! let him wait for his rapture! hahaha!

  • Ahh ha ha ha ha ha Awesome! Totally a favorite!! HA ha ha ha ha ha

  • Great and scary video. Thanks for posting and putting in the Education category where it belongs.

  • lmao! delusion to the max...JESUS IS COMING

  • Religious dogma is the single greatest threat that faces humanity today.

  • i love the part "too numerous to count" lol

    we can tally up the entire population of the planet, but god can't seem to count up the people he's taking on the rapture? haha give me a break

  • Silly, silly, silly fundies. Wake up and get REAL.

    "people who don't like their beliefs being laughed at,shouldn't have such funny beliefs." (unknown)

    " The reason for the season is the NEED for the Season of Reason." (saxmanchiro)

  • religion is so fucking sick.... :(

  • So let me get this straight. This fundy in the clip believes there will be headless people in heaven? What does headless mean to a metaphysical entity?

    Silly fundmentalists and their dogma...

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