Death and Violence

[BigRedBUTT0N]

Aren't all INTPs autistic?

[AyrProp39]

i wish a death worked when my uncle acc died i got one day off too go to the funeral...WTF!!!

also why does funeral have "fun" in it - one of many questions i have about life...

[keytomyheartful]

ITS HICCUP FROM HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON! :D

[Mopzboy]

"let me punch you in the face, it will make you stronger" haha... nice.

[tripthe1]

Spoken like someone who's never seen someone get hit by a car. I wish I hadn't said that. Now I feel like such a dick.

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You get a FIVE star thumbs up for Marty's sneakers.

[plantlife1212]

my collage asks for proth of death of the person soo i usally just severly hert myself so i have visual proff

[NinjaLids]

i was actually picturing you as the guy from assassins creed...you know with the big cloak coat thing....that would be beasst

[16SarahE]

My friend also got fashion designer.. Lol he's a guy too :)

[cabbagetabel]

look the INTP. lol im the ENTP -.-"

[dragonburrito2014]

An assassin? Well you know what they say....nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

[xxxNarglesxxx]

Fellow INTP :D

[MyNamesGill]

It's your voice. I love it!

[polkadotpolka123]

can i just say, your eyes are completely gorgeous.....

[TheTinychainsaw]

Im an INFP

[Esteeen95]

Lord praise the Norwegian health care!

[CandyPumpkins]

omg, you're mean but it a very funny way. lol

Yeah, I definitely think that makes you an assassin.

Congrats, you've reached your goal :D

I never understood that doctor's note stuff either. I'm definitely not wasting money on going to the doctor when all I need is to rest a little bit and take some medicine. School's can be ridicules some times but I guess it's only because someone abused the system before us :(

[keeelllyyy96]

yeah i also took that test though and i got mechanic...

[keeelllyyy96]

im a morally questionable person xD 

[strawberrycuppycake3]

heheheh yay for free health care in england:]

[starrynite90]

I did that test too.. and I got Hat Designer.. wtf. >.<" And yes, I have used the "family emergency" excuse so many times when I just felt like sleeping in a bit more ;)

[OhaiTurtle]

I'm tired

[MissLucyBoomer]

To me it seems that morally questionable people have more fun. I'm not sure but I am considering turning to the dark side

[mikalena501]

God, I wish your videos were longer.

[TimmyHawk3000]

Dude you could be an assassin and I'd never know it lmao

[howyudern]

my mouse hand is frozen

[mychubbyfingers]

These videos deserve so many more views than they have.

[NeverMonochromatic]

Thank goodness I live in Canada!

[xoitzsamxo]

i never realized how much of an accent you have! it's adorable.

i have a new york accent.. and i hate it. pretty much everyone out of state makes fun of ny accents ):

[MichaelMidnight]

Killer.

[zecrid]

Will you marry me? im going to find you and propose to you right now, CYA IN A BIT :D!!! <3

[MaddieMusic42]

My principal imformed me im not allowed any more sick days at school or i will fail classes so ive had to become more creative, my personal favorite is uncle in the hospital. After all there is no limit on how many uncles i can claim infected with disease and no need for an obituary, its the perfect plan.

[Rocketfists]

I feel like you'd be a really classy assassin.

[schemestresses]

You had me at "All my clothes o.." Just kidding, it was "I killed at least a dozen family members.

[melownsall]

YES i just made the marathon of thatzak! i just watched all of his videos in a row in one day! i have no life.....what ever.

[thatzak]

@melownsall I'm sorry for wasting your time. :(

[melownsall]

@thatzak was so not a waste at least not in my opinion.

[NinjaLids]

@melownsall i'm working on it. yayy accomplishment!

[Mainstandard]

yeah I'm just gonna hop on this wagon... sweden. free. healthcare.burn.

[TheLunarHorizon]

You remind me of Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

[evanmooreusa]

You went HAM on that vlog! Hard as a Mother-shutyourmouth-

[PinkDisney94]

Lol, your personality and the way you look at things are so different; I love it! :D

[thejosiexxx]

I wish you were a TV show so you'd be regular. On the other hand, they'd probably cancel you prematurely like so many good TV series. Hmm.

[TheMegayoshi999]

My friend got hit by a car last week...

[bobbygeorgiela]

JESUS! $900!?

My good god, that's deplorable!

[evilsisterslol]

for those tests my friend got fisherman...

[franesBlamescheezytv]

the camera, soooo clear.

[daledude66]

Hey, I'm an INTP too! We could both be assasins together. You could design our outfits of course.

[PixieLeiRyles]

He reminds me of Toby McGuire. Me gusta.

[cuthnell]

My grandparent count is increasing exponentially according to my school

[howyudern]

your forehead bump matches Cassandras rugby bump

[neverspitatthewind]

Eventually someone is going to ask for a death certificate

[camelCaseFTW]

pineapples?

[TheGiraffeHat]

OH YEAH. LOL. Having to pay for doctor visits. I'm Canadian. BRB while I go take risks and not have to worry about the cost! Financially, anyway.

[oblivionmaster92]

@TheGiraffeHat its because of all these immigrants (no offense)

[Topher2k8]

@TheGiraffeHat I'm English, same here. ^^

[scizotts]

"ON accident"? Where the F did that come from? It's "BY" accident. What sense does "ON" accident make? It sounds like there was an accident, and you knocked this poor little black girl on the accident when it happened ! ! ! Where did this use of the English language COME FROM? HUH? ANSWER ME DAMMIT!!

[fiveyearsbefore]

you're a morally questionable person with slight sigmatism.

[TheBunnieGirl]

Why you no have that sub icon there anymore?!?!?

[thatzak]

@TheBunnieGirl It's still there!

[yeahh267]

Anotations doesn't work on mobile :(

[thatzak]

@yeahh267 I just put the link in the description.

[saltwatertaffynlife]

Fashion Designer? But you don't even know what kind me clothes you like to wear.

[WeeLassieAmyify]

That test told me I should be a funeral director.

[Girx2010]

Young Tobey Maguire? guess not .

[missychick1359]

I'm an INTP too! It's really interesting to find someone else who has the same profile. Thank you for sharing that, and allowing me to feel like a bad ass knowing that I have something in common with you.

[brittneysvlogs]

I was sick and went to the doctor to try getting a note and instead of a note I got two x-rays, a C.A.T scan and no answer to why I was sick. Now when people ask for a doctors a note I say I don’t go to the doctor.

[ArrivedOnRockets]

You know what else they are doing? In each trimester of the year, you can only miss 6 days. If you miss over 6 days, you lose all of the class credits you earned that tri.

[thatzak]

@ArrivedOnRockets That's messed up! Schools just don't cater to the lazy like they used to.

[PenguinsSayRawrr]

i never noticed how green your eyes are :O

[PietkaMS]

Thanks for recommendiing that movie. Its utterly awesome

[thatzak]

@PietkaMS I'm a big John Cusack fan.

[AdamUPNow]

Reviving dead family is just as easy too.

[YayItzMeBrenda]

It's good to see your face again. : )

[xxPLtxxClan]

if pain was weakness leaving the body, like giving birth

[WelllWhatCanISay]

I've never really understood the whole "What does't kill you makes you stronger." thing, 'cause i mean if you're leg got blown up in a bomb you wouldn't be stronger you would be one leg less thus making you weaker...

[Lionezzzz]

I like the way you think.

[MissLeahMitchell]

I think things are funnier when someone gets hurt, even if it is severely...

[coolstream1]

Morality is subjective... so the only moral question is "Are my morals awesome?"

The answer is yes.

[thatzak]

@coolstream1 Morals are boring.

[axeell92]

LOL! Zak for President! :D First troll president :P

[thatzak]

@axeell92 I make the United States a communist nation for the lulz.

[lwinram1]

I went to the emergency room (accident & emergency in the UK) recently because I fell down like 8 stairs... My ankle was all bruised and the size of a tennis ball. It turned out to just be swollen. But whilst I was there, I waited to see a doctor at the ER for about 30 minutes, then I got an x-ray, then the doctor went over it with me and told me I was fine. It cost me £0. Gotta love the NHS :)

[thatzak]

@lwinram1 I'm jealous.

[AmmmyRAWR]

good to see that i'm not the only one who laughs at people getting injured. AHAHHAHA

[MaddieJane]

i'm infp wooooooo

[ericinsurgent]

the worst is when college professors ask for a doctors note, why would a poor college student thousands of dollars in debt go to the doctors just because they had diarrhea or something?

[DerpPurple]

DUDE HAHAHA I KNEW YOU WERE INTP .. im isfp i always wondered what you were

[thatzak]

@DerpPurple I might make a video that's all about being an INTP.

[cfloster]

zak is back :)

[thatzak]

@cfloster I made a new video two days ago too in case you haven't seen it.

[darklordofkickingass]

lol zak, cool name dude, main start with an I and ends with an saac, see? :D

[bookworm557]

It's okay, that test told me I should become a doctor. I'm an English major.

[HannahIsUnoriginal]

also, I'm an INTP too. I regret my choice of university degree now :( Should've been an assassin.

[thatzak]

@HannahIsUnoriginal Us INTPs should get together and form a league of assassins. It would be like the movie Wanted.

[HannahIsUnoriginal]

It's 'I knocked over a little girl BY accident' not... wait, you did what?

[geniusindesigns]

You are to awesomenessishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.G­reat videos.

[BaileyCrayola]

You got fashion designer? I got vending machine filler.

[thatzak]

@BaileyCrayola To be fair, that is an important job.

[JStamCasual]

INTJ :)

[veroniquereedy]

Pedestrians get ran over all of the time in Washington. Especially in the Seattle area. It's no big. You're actually probably going to die from internal bleeding after a car strikes you, while crossing market street.

[studentdotcom]

An assassin?  I could see that. Fashion designer? I don't think so.

[sankakkei]

So glad to see you making videos again, Zach! You always know how to make us laugh. :)

[thecuriouscat001]

I love Grosse Point Blank, one of my favourite John Cusack movies! :)

[thatzak]

@thecuriouscat001 One of mine too!

[GeeEmOh]

INFP! So close! To think, if I just thought more I could be an assasin too?

[biscuitneto]

your logic is impeccable

[urta93]

My teacher asked me if have a serious illness because I'm at the doctor's at least once a week... I think I should come up with a new excuse.

[08riddlec]

you're about to go ham on this video blog? Do you read foster the people's tweets?

[thatzak]

@08riddlec No, I listen to Jay-Z and Kanye West.

[08riddlec]

@thatzak interesting...

[edgehaedjr]

You talk about time travel and a BTTF poster is next to you. Assassin. "Make it work!"

[DelightInTheCorner]

god, i forgot how much i enjoy ur videos, ur the first channel i pinned!

[marzipan94]

aaaah Back to the Future poster FTW!

[Linawk]

Oh god never done that before. I have to kill off a family member before the big paper hand in before Christmas. Now, who's in line? *rubs hand together*

[Voldey]

I need you to teach me how managed to convince your teachers that all these relatives died. Once you teach me this, I'll be able to teach my kids how to avoid school. I'll be the best dad ever.

[JungKathi]

900 dollars for a doctor? wtf?

[Cassthespazz]

I've killed so many people in my school career. Just last week "Great Aunt Penny" had a stroke which obviously meant a 3 day delay in writing my 15 page paper for lit class. I'm a terrible person.

[thatzak]

@Cassthespazz Nope, you're smart.

[judgemebymyshoes]

sigh, we love you the way you are, Zach.

[TheTinychainsaw]

Im INFP

[dannerzme]

Famous people with my particular personality type Charles Bronson, Amelia Earhart, John Glenn *shivers*, Clint Eastwood.

Poor little girl!!

[ScottKinmartinTV]

I missed two days of school EVER. Both for funerals, unfortunately.

[thatzak]

@ScottKinmartinTV Man, I've probably missed a whole semester if you add up all my missed days.

[TheLiviawest]

i got intp once but could not be assasin, i'd be so obvious

[theaussieninja]

So I clicked the link at the end and it definitely does verify that you're an assassin.. XD

[CriisyBabes]

i'm still laughing at the video of the little girl you knocked over. and i saw the other day. ahaha.

man i'm a horrible person.

[AlyssaFgt]

you remind me of that guy from spiderman haha just saying.

[thatzak]

@AlyssaFgt At least one person comments that on every video.

[Nerdymetalchick16]

I would definitely wear something you designed, Zach. I have also reblogged that gif of you running over that little girl at least 3 times.

[JadeSClark]

OH MY GOD. I see those LOTR pez dispenser back there... I have them as well...

and you should give fashion designer a try! as long as it keeps me warm and is cheap, I'll buy it.

[thatzak]

@JadeSClark I don't have any ideas for clothes!

[cakeykhans]

aw mines cost $5 bucks since my mom works at a hospital :0 haha out of all the people you ran over the girl!

[rachlovesthebeatles]

whoaa. your southern accent has gotten a lot more recognizable

[StaleMilk5]

fuck, why are you so handsome

[myralutz]

Oh, how much I missed you... let me count the ways. *sigh*

[Batmary21]

How do you write a note saying your family members died! How did you not get caught? How did you avoid your family for a week, did you still leave the house in the morning and come home at 3? What did you do all day

[thatzak]

@Batmary21 I'm sneaky. :)

[jaydudeyoshi]

This video was short. But I am a satisfied viewer. Teach me your ways o__o

[thatzak]

@jaydudeyoshi That's just how I've always made videos.

[Virini]

If I were you, I'd have definitely combined the two. Design clothes that kill people. (Or kill people, and design clothes out of them.)

[thatzak]

@Virini I like how you think.

[dyehard100]

grosse point black is the best movie evvvaarrr!!!!!!!!

[twinkletwinklelshiw]

Do you really think you couldn't kill a person? Haven't you ever heard of "kill them with kindness"? you could certainly...well ok you're right. i don't think you could kill anyone either. I only say that because I sort of respect you :]

[tweeberry]

infj

[TheCoryKid]

Oh, that poor girl. Who got hit by a car. Also, the one who got hit by you.

There lives have been forever changed.

[BenGriffithsReviews]

I once used the "funeral" excuse on my ICT teacher. It worked.

[stlouisgirl132]

Zak must have the worst karma in the world. Killing off family members...good God.

[zarahbear02]

You need some beauty sleep.

[thatzak]

@zarahbear02 I can either make videos or I can get some sleep. I cannot do both. I chose videos.

[OrgasmandTea]

@thatzak Can't we just watch you sleep?

o_O

[thatzak]

@OrgasmandTea Nope!

[invisiblechild4]

death in the family wouldn't have worked with one of my teachers because she insisted on being given proof that you went to a funeral, like a card from the funeral home or something.

[Jonesman08]

I like assassin, because it has ass twice in it.

[thatzak]

@Jonesman08 That always made me giggle as a kid.

[iloveyou58121]

Where us the annotation? ^^^ its not up yet... : (

[Alliaaa]

your hot

[iJake2010]

My school has very strict rules on missing school.

[l0gically]

Witty guy. : )

[ThatTheatreFreak]

I've missed you, Zach :)

[Praptolium]

Heey! I also love point blank! :D

[RhiannonHenkel]

this was an epic vid *added to favourites*

[thatzak]

@RhiannonHenkel Thanks!

[screamblead105]

I love how quotable you are. Made my night.

[ammiella]

I can't help but laugh when people hurt themselves, I mean probably not if they got RUN OVER :p but I did laugh when this kid concussed himself on the monkey bars, my concern didn't come out as sincere as it was supposed to heh

[missstupidlovesongs]

ENTJ.

I just don't know.

[ItsMattHoff]

just used the family emergency excuse today, gold!

[TheBrightBeat]

I love that movie

[fortheloveofLDS]

ISTJ here. :)

Also, my friend used the 'my grandpa died' excuse to get out of school once. Then her grandpa actually died. :|

[EnchantedSleep]

I'm INTP as well, just so ya know. You care.