Taliban Answer Machine (Original Video)

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[ItMightBeAChicken]

haha @ the explosion

[sanddemon96]

Please Report any copy cat videos of this to me,thank you

[xboxmaster970]

lol this is funny

[MrHawka08]

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[az12345678910ish]

this is funny and a half

[sanddemon96]

@TheMidnightGangsta no its funny

[TheMidnightGangsta]

@sanddemon96

Its not funny if you would live in the lands of the taliban like Arabia, Iraq ,Pakistan , Afghanistan or the other places where the taliban is hanging out i wouldnt be happy that they are gonna fuckin' kill you or cut your fucking ears man so you dont get it.

ALL PPL LISTEN DONT LAUGH ABOUT THIS VID ITS NOT FUNNY THAT THE TALLIBAN BLOWS UP INNOCENT PPL IF YOU LIVE IN THE COUNTRYS I CALLED I WOULDNT FUCKIN' LAUGH PPL YOU ALL DONT GET IT ,THE TALLIBAN CUTS OF EARS AND BLOW UP PPL

[sanddemon96]

@TheMidnightGangsta get over it,its life

[TheMidnightGangsta]

@sanddemon96 ok i'm gonna shut the fuck up so pls pls pls do the same t,hey do you got gta tbogt

[TheMidnightGangsta]

@sanddemon96 man i will shut up but u need to do the same , Btw do you got GTA TBoGT

[HardcoreGrunt]

thats stupid

[WolfSephiroth]

americans are bombing the shit out of 54 people

[Flangowolelle]

The message at the end is always creepy... it's that stupid tone and the voice.

[scarie24]

i want so bad

[spreadeagle311]

I like "Machine Gun Kitty" at the beginning!!!

[rossman1940]

this is my voice mail on my phone

[AVAProductionStudios]

Maybe instead of bombing Al-Quada, we should've called this number and press 2 to ask Osama Bin Laden where he is. XD

[sanddemon96]

@AVAProductionStudios i think they did!

[Mizz616]

hahaha, thats awesome!

[ccreck6]

ROFL THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL

[ffscantfindausername]

The video is better than the message!

[fratlar]

its my iphone wallpaper

[catkkm]

That banana at the end is my desktop background. haha

[AmericanXcore]

Well it's obviously a joke but this site is the fucking hub and mecca of ignorant pieces of shit that can't watch this video and just think its funny but have to go saying "fuck these rag head sand niggers! all brown people need to get out of the good ol' us of a beause we dont want you!" When are people going to realize that not all middle eastern people are terrorists and hate America, they are just living here like everyone else trying to survive. The only thing i hate more than a,,,

[AmericanXcore]

a terrorist is the ignorant people i live around that just hate everyone based on what they look like, rather than what they believe. Last time I checked this is the best country on earth that gives all its citizens equal rights and freedom, so if you want middle eastern people out so bad, you are being un-american, and your the ones that should get the fuck out...

[254OOPS]

Its a fucking joke.

[MrKingofcanada]

haha... ill think ill put this on my voicemail...

[mindylinky]

hehehehehe

[MasterofDuckies]

Hey Kyle and Solder if you love the Ragheads so much and think making fun of them is wrong then why don't you go a live with them in their shit hole countries. because you living where ever you live is making it a shit hole country i i don't think your fellow citizens are very happy about that.

[phillyblunts11]

ya kyle get out of the us i'll be glade to kick you out to. also how is it racist ? explaine the Taliban isn't a race go to school seriously

[samirjamal23]

yo american Keep swallowing the lies ur being fed ur just another sheep.

ragheads what an intelligent name to call middle eastern people ...

ur hillbilly ass should only worry about sucking ur dads cock, dont think too hard u might hurt yourself

[MotocrossPenguinPro]

Another Case of CraniumRectalitus. (it means your heads up your ass incase you didn't know)

quit tryin to show off how ignorant, and arrogant you truly are. Get off youtube and go find a large, dangerous, carnivorous animal to piss off(I suggest a lion).

[samirjamal23]

stfu faggot no1 was talking to you.

a large dangerous carnivorous animal, like your mother, because she devours cocks on a regular basis. You are a mistake.

go back to your dreamworld where u are actually worth something and people give a shit about your pathetic and sordid little life haha

[MotocrossPenguinPro]

@samirjamal23 If I recall dumbass, you put that statement on the WORLD WIDE WEB, meaning anybody could comment it. So, oops, somebody needs research before they can argue. I'm sorry that i have a loving family, and friends, and a job, and a hobby, and go to chool to higher my education. I'm sorry you don't get any of that. Stop taking your anger out on others and go fuckyourself. I may be a mistake, but not all mistakes are bad ones, fuckin dumbass.

[samirjamal23]

listen i made a comment and someone replied to that what the fuck does that have to do with you? where do u come into that u fucking prick.

Loving family? damn right, your mother is very loving, she loves any1 with a penis bigger than ur dads 2 inch... u were probably concieved with pre - cum haha

I think its so funny that you are admitting that your a mistake! hahaha if only your mum had insisted on birth control, she wudda saved me the effort of slating a fat dumb slow asshole like you.

[MotocrossPenguinPro]

Well, I'd rather be a good mistake than a bastard child suchas yourself. And when did you say, this comment I put on the web is just for m, nobody can reply to it. there are no rules to youtube commenting on that basis. also, the cat that I'm a mistake means nothing to me, Being adopted is great, thouh you'd hate it. You couldn't suck your dads dick all day, and ask your mom fuck you with a dildo. Your mom must have given birth standing up. Pretty far fall on a babys head. MASSIVE brain damage.

[ultamentgear183]

hahaha!

[ThePlaystation90]

WTF WITH THE CAT

[foxse71]

roflmao that so funnny

[SexiiCanadianShorti3]

wtf? the horse with the two legs running LMFAOOoooo

[Invincible623]

F**k the taliban!! dont destroy buildings a**holes!!

[jinxgirl27]

i love the pic of the cat with the gun

[Cx203]

love the clown part, i thought that shit was hilarious....

[MakaveliDaDon777]

this is from a movie aint it i think its onion tv right??

[AirForcedude5]

LOL i was laughing my ass off the entire time.

[RobeonMew]

it is cool. but I think the holding his nose made it to nasaly

[Nancy8805]

lol love how it explodes xD

[djginnyflex]

lmao haha its fun bombin doze fuckin bastards lol

[97naruto97]

yaaa i could imagine that happening write now bam they would all be fucking dead lol

[koolcrack303]

whats the number??

[fjkblar]

who in the fuck makes these things

whoever it is has no life

[97naruto97]

hey i know him he live in californa look on his page and u can cheak it out

[EDukeeey]

Taliban Airways!!

[thegrief13]

man i would love to bomb those guys XD

[12342321]

Lets nuke the whole damn country, cooking the sand into glass, and open a skating rink, the worlds largest. Maybe we could sell tickets and get us out of the shit mess obamadamadingdong is getting us into.

[perelka1]

kay these pictures are kinda weird

it would make a lot more sense if reasonable ones were posted with the video....

[01thatotherguy10]

stupid background stuff... get rid of that and it would be good.

[SolidStunt]

lol omfg so funny this is my voicemail now dude lol nice

[saltystuff]

This is my answering machine message now :D

[apryl1476]

That's funny! We Should do it for the pesky Telemarketers!

[12342321]

that's why I put it on, it works great !!!!

[12342321]

This is awesome,I put it on my answering machine, and man the weird things people say after it's over. One guy sounded "lost" and stated that he didn't know if he had the right number... HAHAHA This is great, thanks for posting...

[triniphoenix007]

your'e right... its NOT funny.....ITS FRIKIN HILARIOUS!!!

[Batella13]

Oh! that's horrible!!! (lol) Horrible, yet... somehow...Funny. XD

[PrepareYourBladder]

thats not funny, thats horrible.

[12342321]

Horrible yes, horribly funny. This is great...

[PrepareYourBladder]

I'm glad you think your wars are funny.

[gat0rbball]

Whats wrong with some dead hajis? Nothin like ramming a smart bomb into the ass of someone who would kill YOU because YOU are not Muslim just as fast as they would kill ME the guy is pro death to terrorists.maybe you just dont get that they dont care if you think they are misunderstood. They want you dead because you arent like them. I want them dead because they want me dead. Who is misunderstood here?

[12342321]

man keep preachin ! love it..

[rosajnew]

Can you say paranoia? And besides, do you really think it'll all be solved with the "eye for an eye" standard? See how well that's worked so far don't you? If you were an intelligent human being, you wouldn't just jump the gun to murder someone.

[gat0rbball]

Your right I wouldnt. But flying a plane into a building full of my fellow country men tends to give me a reason to want to kill those rag head mother fuckers. Now as for paranoia, i wouldnt call it that. Id call it an understandable lack of trust. I mean im not frisking everone at a mosque or looking at them suspiciously. But i have studied this kind of stuff, especially the religious aspect. Their religion can be taken to an incredible extreme.

[djginnyflex]

lmao nice answa right up dere asses

[gat0rbball]

can you tell me what i said? Idiots thumbs downed me cause they are too much of pussies to tell me what their faggot ass problem is lol.

[djginnyflex]

u sed sumthing bout shovin a smarrt bomb up dere asses lol n sum other stuff but i agree

[mrtall1994]

hey could someone plz help me find or point out the video of the army men with the clown hair and the pie? It would mean alot thanks

[aron3535]

where did you find the video at 0:12 to 0:17

i love it :P

[laggout]

this is my awncer machien :P

haha

[tiffi0000]

same LMFAO i got so many call backs like LII WTF ARE U TALIBAN @_@

[LeftovaCrack]

Someone needs to do a little research on the basics of this war on terrorism.

[xbarbiezodiacx]

Awesome. ha

[spartom007]

that sucked. only retards will find this funny

[2123213213213]

fuck you you have no sense of humor

[KawaiiKyuubi07]

(: this is my ringtone.

[FieldMarhsall]

haha thats fucking sweet

[ClaraBaaabyx]

lmfao. i used this

[ozpowermo]

A Taliban with an Indian accent! LOL HAHHA it was funny, but stupid!

[VampWolf233]

LMFAO that was the randomest thing ive ever seen

[ferdaoskhan]

shatup

[Rusvi1]

not funny....

[thejin666]

lol clone trooper

[Ermengarde11]

I know you meant clown, LOL too.

[lee869]

lmao

[Rs0w3n3d4fr33]

omfg that made me piss my pants

[funnyfun125]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehelol

[rudathome]

lol. nice 1. couldda done better on the pictures but it was still ace!:)

[sanddemon96]

thanks lol i was going to show the burger king vkilling mc donaald

[naruto10000000000]

lmao! dude good job

[marleyquest]

LOL