What most people do not know is that Robert Picardo (Doctor) is, in reality, besides being a marvelous actor who well-deserves an Emmy before he dies, a classically-trained singer. He's been around the world singing and has multiple Broadway roles on his resume. Anyone who ever gets a chance to see him sing in person is one lucky sunbitch.
First off I'm an absolute die hard trekkie fan, but quality humour was not something that Star Trek seemed to be able to do. Though this whole episode was by far the funniest ever made. Kudos to Bill Vallely who co-wrote this episode. Though suprisingly this was the only episode he ever wrote for Voyager and there has been many writers. I would've been happy if the voyager crew never made it back to the alpha quadrant if he kept writing more episodes.
This is why I would never marry a Vulcan chick. I'd have to wait 7 years before we could have a good roll in the hay. Not only that, she'd probably beat the crap outa me first and I'd be the one saying "not tonight dear, I have a headache." Screw that shit. I'll take the green bitch that Kirk was nockin' boots with.
@MeIsArtTickYouLet It wasn't a taser, it was a hypospray... which is their equivalent of a cure-all aspirin. Lol. Also, Tuvok is a Vulcan... His species is known for their control over their emotions, which are much MUCH more intense than human emotions when not controlled, and as said in the video he was experiencing a loss in control over his emotions. Vulcans of every skin color can experience this condition. :P His skin color is irrelevant.
@MeIsArtTickYouLet You, dear sir, are slightly paranoid. Besides, is he the only Star Trek main character to run amok, be violent and disruptive? I should say not.
@MeIsArtTickYouLet tuvok 1 of the greatest characters of star trek. tuvok a detective, a teacher, spy, a self-defense xpert, a mentor... no no no. he is a vulcan and they go through these periods in their lives, white or black.
@MeIsArtTickYouLet You are retarded. Do you know how many white Vulcans did this during the course of the show? You don't even know what star track is, so shut the fuck up and crawl back into your hole.
@RRTurbulence what a piece of fcuking shit you are,who are you to come on a friendly star trek voyager episode and chat shit you ugly retarted filthy miserable piece of shit,if i ever get my hands on you itll be a fucking diaster
@pupsalex If you ever get your hands on me, I'd smack you bitch ass back to your whore mother. Now stop being such an internet warrior when we both know you're a pimply faced angry teenager who loves to act like a 260 pound wrestler behind the safety of his computer screen. But that's all you are. An internet pussy. Now hop off my dick and enjoy the video.
@RRTurbulence That's cool, I try not to nitpick about such things, but I often hear people pronounce it Star Track and I thought such was the case here. Sorry for sounding like a jerk... Trek on.
They drop one of their crewmates, and wind up applauding the doctor who took care of the situation...Gotta love it, and masterfully done as well..no one got hurt, well....except Tuvok. The man need some...even the Doctor saw that!
this clip was great, i remember when i c it first time, was wondering at wut a hell, vulcan cry/laugh, lol so great script, Voyager is one of my favourite serie what i was watch =), sry bad english ;)
Yes, actually. Robert Picardo is a trained professional singer, and has years under his belt of Broadway and theater. Gotta admit listening to him, I don't think he'd win, but I could see him getting to the semi-finals of America's Got Talent, and maybe the finals of American Idol.
I was actually surprised, in the other episodes in which he was allowed to sing it was of much better quality than in this one. Maybe this just isn't his song?:/
@MansonLove1301 I think that a trained operatic singer does his singing in "Virtuoso" (at least during the opera scenes) but other than that one episode, Picardo does all his own singing.
Here's the lyrics so you can sing along! Tuvak I understand you are a vulcan man You have just gone without for seven years...about. Paris find please a find a way to load a hypospray. I will give you the sign, just aim for his behind. Hormones are raging, Synapsis blazing! It's so all veeeeeeeerrrryyyy Illogical Illogical Illlllllllllllll-illogical!
Why thank you for correcting me, it was about 5 in the morning when I typed it out a quarter of a year ago, but i'm glad you are willing to point out my many flaws... lulz
Does anyone know the episode where Robert was worshiped by a planet inhabitants for his operatic voice? He was wonderful at the end ot it. I want that video or song
How ironic. In "The great Walter Smitty", one of the first short works of fiction to explore this theme some 100 years ago, Walter Smitty daydreams of being a doctor, among other things.
Tuvok, I understand, you are a Vulcan man, you have just gone without, for seven years about. Paris, please find a way, to load a Hypospray, I will give you the sign, just aim for his behind. Hormones are raging, Synapses blazing, It's also very... illogical.
'Tuvok, I understand, you are a Vulcan man, you have just gone without, for seven years about, Paris please find a way, to load a Hypospray, I will give you the sign, just aim for his behind!
Elephants, yeah.
ficklefiend 5 days ago
has anyone noticed that when tuvok was injected by the hypospray and fell to the ground, everyone just ignored him and watched the doctor?
TheChosenOne337 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
AAAGH where's the red!? Help I seem to be devolving!
0:32 Oh my god, I don't think he's that bad, Tuvok.
0:54 Yay, best fighting music!
1:43 I think it's here Janeway realizes they've been in the Delta Quadrant too damn long.
ZaffireWolf 2 months ago in playlist star trek voyager
Excellent Episode!!!! Funny and realistic
djzee1000 2 months ago in playlist star trek voyager
this hologram did so much voyager is always exagerrating trying to say they are better than picards crew
sajakram1 3 months ago in playlist star trek voyager
Who is actually singing this? Great voice!
Deusdies2 3 months ago
It was funny when Doc took over Voyager, in his DREAMS! Not so funny when he took over the control for real...
Gartneren1234 4 months ago
Guys still up there with the funniest Voyager eps has got 2 be Bride of Chaotica
Slashkamr 5 months ago
What most people do not know is that Robert Picardo (Doctor) is, in reality, besides being a marvelous actor who well-deserves an Emmy before he dies, a classically-trained singer. He's been around the world singing and has multiple Broadway roles on his resume. Anyone who ever gets a chance to see him sing in person is one lucky sunbitch.
cainster 5 months ago
OMG I remember when I saw this episode, couldn't stop laughing! One of the best in the series.
JoelPicon 5 months ago
First off I'm an absolute die hard trekkie fan, but quality humour was not something that Star Trek seemed to be able to do. Though this whole episode was by far the funniest ever made. Kudos to Bill Vallely who co-wrote this episode. Though suprisingly this was the only episode he ever wrote for Voyager and there has been many writers. I would've been happy if the voyager crew never made it back to the alpha quadrant if he kept writing more episodes.
1wor1d 6 months ago 2
HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER
Chrfilmer 6 months ago
I love how tuvok drops and no one cares, they just listen to the Dr. Sing
Surirygirl 7 months ago
Doc is BOSS!
PigOnGas 7 months ago
Check out Janey's face @ :49
burnstagger 8 months ago
is the doc singing n spanish and did i hear the word mobile in his song. st voy rules
datawolf39 9 months ago
@datawolf39 he's singin in italian :)
padfootD 6 months ago
tinker tailor soldier sailor :)
evilblades 10 months ago
Voyager could have been truly great if they had just made it a musical!
Starbat88 10 months ago 2
@Starbat88 I always wanted them to do a musical episode especially with Jeri Ryan's amazing voice! Would have been something to see =)
gariner19 8 months ago
"A neurochemical imbalance is driving him to mate!"
Those are always the best kind of neurochemical imbalances.
GusF 11 months ago
welcome at star treck halley comet & alien frequencies audio visual contact experiment
akashicmercenary 1 year ago
i would buy a cd of the doctor singing...
davetista 1 year ago 4
@davetista i'm half tempted to buy that compilation of Klingon nursery ryhmes.
smeghead0 1 year ago
@smeghead0 Pop goes the Klingon!
Luciferminusone 9 months ago
I want this on itunes
heroesandcons09 1 year ago
@heroesandcons09 ikr
Patmate782 1 year ago
Epic win.
TheLegolasguy 1 year ago
@ kjaneway2371 - hi, do you happen to have "the darkling?" may i request you to upload it? thanks in advance! v^.^
buckace27 1 year ago
vhs copy or what? :p
angreeee 1 year ago
You have just gone without, for seven years, about...
what a line! :P
markerboy2002 1 year ago
needs a bit of red -.-
iFuff 1 year ago
ROFLMAO
Lukiel666 1 year ago
this is an old video man
ham236 1 year ago
This is the funniest moment in all of Voyager :D
soraya1988 1 year ago
i think this video has been watched to often ... the colours starting to go off the uniforms lol
chakotay2007 1 year ago
This is why I would never marry a Vulcan chick. I'd have to wait 7 years before we could have a good roll in the hay. Not only that, she'd probably beat the crap outa me first and I'd be the one saying "not tonight dear, I have a headache." Screw that shit. I'll take the green bitch that Kirk was nockin' boots with.
skyferret1 1 year ago
lmao amazing :P
doom705 1 year ago
el solo mio :] you should see pavarotti's
NachtCrus 1 year ago
notice that the black man is portrayed as violent and disruptive
and then the black man is tasered while everyone applauds
for this self-important "star trek" theme, this is still blatantly racist
MeIsArtTickYouLet 1 year ago
@MeIsArtTickYouLet It wasn't a taser, it was a hypospray... which is their equivalent of a cure-all aspirin. Lol. Also, Tuvok is a Vulcan... His species is known for their control over their emotions, which are much MUCH more intense than human emotions when not controlled, and as said in the video he was experiencing a loss in control over his emotions. Vulcans of every skin color can experience this condition. :P His skin color is irrelevant.
xxsleepykittenxx 1 year ago
@MeIsArtTickYouLet You, dear sir, are slightly paranoid. Besides, is he the only Star Trek main character to run amok, be violent and disruptive? I should say not.
AdrianMuravey 1 year ago
@MeIsArtTickYouLet tuvok 1 of the greatest characters of star trek. tuvok a detective, a teacher, spy, a self-defense xpert, a mentor... no no no. he is a vulcan and they go through these periods in their lives, white or black.
goldenthoth 1 year ago
@MeIsArtTickYouLet You are retarded. Do you know how many white Vulcans did this during the course of the show? You don't even know what star track is, so shut the fuck up and crawl back into your hole.
RRTurbulence 1 year ago
@RRTurbulence what a piece of fcuking shit you are,who are you to come on a friendly star trek voyager episode and chat shit you ugly retarted filthy miserable piece of shit,if i ever get my hands on you itll be a fucking diaster
pupsalex 1 year ago
@pupsalex If you ever get your hands on me, I'd smack you bitch ass back to your whore mother. Now stop being such an internet warrior when we both know you're a pimply faced angry teenager who loves to act like a 260 pound wrestler behind the safety of his computer screen. But that's all you are. An internet pussy. Now hop off my dick and enjoy the video.
RRTurbulence 1 year ago
@pupsalex Trekkie in a RAGE!!!!
coolman9999uk 1 year ago
@RRTurbulence Trek... it's Star Trek as in a journey.
AsaphProject 1 year ago
@AsaphProject I know it was a typing mistake :)
RRTurbulence 1 year ago
@RRTurbulence That's cool, I try not to nitpick about such things, but I often hear people pronounce it Star Track and I thought such was the case here. Sorry for sounding like a jerk... Trek on.
AsaphProject 1 year ago
.Great actor singer and comedian! Congrtulatins to the voyager's writers and productors to permit Picardo sings! He is really good!
Andre70STSvJag 2 years ago 3
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Tuvok i understand, you are a vulcan man
You have just gone without, for seven years, about...
Paris please find a way, to load a hypospray...
I will give you the sign, just aim for his behind...
Hormones are raging, synapses blazing...
Its all so very illogical!
XD I love that song.
123RADIOactive 2 years ago
they all look like bogeys
farmerboy6000 2 years ago
The doctor looks like french former first minister alain juppé :)
Raminagrobisfr 2 years ago
Once every seven years!? That happens to me about once every seven hours.
DVDluvr123 2 years ago 3
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This is really a lame part in Voyager history.
Shareallicu 2 years ago
They drop one of their crewmates, and wind up applauding the doctor who took care of the situation...Gotta love it, and masterfully done as well..no one got hurt, well....except Tuvok. The man need some...even the Doctor saw that!
redpaladin64 2 years ago 6
UPN, VHS quality, I love it!
luno44 2 years ago 5
One of the reasons i think Voyager was so brilliant =D
Was ROFLing,
nially123 2 years ago 37
@nially123 Nah, it was all Robert Picardo. Without him, the show would have crashed and burned.
TGGeko 1 year ago 2
@nially123 doc was the best!
bevvox 1 year ago
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One of the reasons I think Voyager was so crap
youfreako 2 years ago
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tuvok needs pity sex.. hilarious.
carny666 2 years ago
Harry stop loading me
dubadudu1 2 years ago
The Pon-fa has him...watch your bums!
smokey566 2 years ago
its pon-farr
smitto21 2 years ago 2
Geez, and women say that HUMAN men get contankerous without sex....lol
MattTheSinger1 2 years ago
Tuvok i understand, you are a vulcan man
You have just gone without, for seven years, about...
Paris please find a way, to load a hypospray...
I will give you the sign, just aim for his behind...
Hormones are raging, synapses blazing...
Its all so very illogical! rofl! i love that song! hahaha
XxXSpittyKittyCatXxX 2 years ago 62
Probably one of the best scenes in all of Voyager. Definitely hilarious!
compdude47 2 years ago 3
I Love Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy part 1 hahahahahahahahahaha
Sarah7cat8lover 2 years ago
I knew it. The doctor is best.
ramzahnY 2 years ago 2
this was one of the best... just better than seven vs rock
mcsquizy 2 years ago
this clip was great, i remember when i c it first time, was wondering at wut a hell, vulcan cry/laugh, lol so great script, Voyager is one of my favourite serie what i was watch =), sry bad english ;)
EEbachelor 2 years ago
its yellow
mcsquizy 2 years ago
yeah, not green
ramzahnY 2 years ago
No matter how often I watch this, it gets better every time. Must have taken the writers awhile to get the "Tovak" song to the tune of the first one.
CelestialMoonDragon 3 years ago
Absolute classic.
mattyvirgo 3 years ago
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oPseudonym 3 years ago
omg love
bubbyheart 3 years ago
yes he sang in the episode called the swarm whitch is on youtube
NEWsimonN 3 years ago
verry funny thanks for the ep lightings a bit funny
NEWsimonN 3 years ago
Does he really sing?
DegrassiGirl4 3 years ago
"Does he really sing?"
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Yes, actually. Robert Picardo is a trained professional singer, and has years under his belt of Broadway and theater. Gotta admit listening to him, I don't think he'd win, but I could see him getting to the semi-finals of America's Got Talent, and maybe the finals of American Idol.
cainster 2 years ago
I was actually surprised, in the other episodes in which he was allowed to sing it was of much better quality than in this one. Maybe this just isn't his song?:/
MansonLove1301 2 years ago
@MansonLove1301 I think that a trained operatic singer does his singing in "Virtuoso" (at least during the opera scenes) but other than that one episode, Picardo does all his own singing.
FlippinBooks 1 year ago
i recon hed win now coz of the star trek fans voting for him. his character is brilliant and he is a dam fine singer.
thedoctorTARDIS 1 year ago
rotflmao
whitefire64 3 years ago
Bravo! Indeed...
TimeImp 3 years ago
this is classic.lol.i love voyager,the best out the lot
tipton3314 3 years ago 2
this is really quite funny the emh is singing to tuvok lol
busterboy740 3 years ago
lol UPN
kickassmage 3 years ago 2
Top 5 moment.
Xero328 3 years ago
Why does everyone have GREEN faces? :D
Foebane72 3 years ago
It's the Borg lighting
operationcwaI789789 3 years ago 9
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Such terrible quality.
Gammaclipper 3 years ago
Robert Picardo has an amazing voice ^^ I wish him and Seven would do duet's more often.
It's so weird to see Tuvok laughing, lol.
Syris427 3 years ago 8
Robert Picardo has an amazing voice ^^ I wish him and Seven would do duet's more often.
It's so weird to see Tuvok laughing, lol.
Syris427 3 years ago 4
This just reminds me of how amazing Picardo (The Doctor) really is.. as an actor and singer :D!
LielieS 4 years ago 3
Lol Tuvok is crying!XD
Sulyaman 4 years ago 3
HIlarious episode with some fantastic acting
BlackValkyire 4 years ago 5
NagiNataMaster 4 years ago 2
Actually, his name is Tuvok. Also, on the 5th line of your post, it should read "Paris, please find a way".
mitmfan 3 years ago
Why thank you for correcting me, it was about 5 in the morning when I typed it out a quarter of a year ago, but i'm glad you are willing to point out my many flaws... lulz
NagiNataMaster 3 years ago 3
wow who would have thought tht the doc could have dreams lol
rickywonder101 4 years ago
He actually programmed himself to daydream, funnily enough
Isilven47 4 years ago
go doctor!!!
iluvanimorphs 4 years ago
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This episode was joke
gianderosa1990 4 years ago
lmfao doc singing about pon farr
aschen 4 years ago
I love this clip!!!
FreakFromFinland 4 years ago
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Oh Dear God...Please tell me they didnt actually put that clip in a show..thats about the stupidist clip I've seen..but funny in a way...
JennyCSI 4 years ago
tis clip is in one of the voyager episodes...
FreakFromFinland 4 years ago
it didnt really happen, it was just part of the doctors daydreams
sketch316 4 years ago
Picardo is such a heart!!!!!!
AngelsHellFire69 4 years ago
definitely the funniest intro of all the Voyager seasons
BYERE 4 years ago
thank you SOOOOOO much for posting this!!!! You are amazing and this was an amazing ep. The Doc was so FUNNY!
janewaysboots 4 years ago
Doctor is the funniest char in Voyager. ^_^ Picardo's voice is heaven, :P
SnapeSoul 4 years ago
Agreed. He is a damn sexy tenor. And as all tenors are damn sexy already, this is saying something.
SirFrancisDrakesHeir 4 years ago
Richard Picardo... man of many talents. Actor, tenor, comedian... the list goes on
BYERE 4 years ago 2
*Robert
bah... I need to think before I type lol
BYERE 4 years ago
WTF i nerver saw this on thw show... aim for his behinde
treknerd11598 4 years ago
Does anyone know the episode where Robert was worshiped by a planet inhabitants for his operatic voice? He was wonderful at the end ot it. I want that video or song
Tucson44 4 years ago
So he went to Earth?
SirFrancisDrakesHeir 4 years ago
I love Janeways face when the Doc passes her by....hilarious, one of my all time fave VOY episodes
SukieWT 4 years ago
Torres' reaction is priceless as well, when she sees the Doc's reaction while singing to what's happening with Tuvok.
Yesimustbestupid 4 years ago
lol that was good
xenafan15 4 years ago
So funny! My friend first showed it too me and we were cracking up so much. Paris please find a way, to load a hypo-spray. ROTFLOL!!!
Arcwelder4190 4 years ago
best scene in voyager ever
Zathres 4 years ago
Bravo Doctor!
trekkiegirl21 4 years ago
Hilarious scene!
CaptJamieway 4 years ago
"ai~m for his behind!"
DOCTOR! i heart you! XD <3
TheDoodlibop 4 years ago
Yeah! This is my favorite episode of the show. I like it so much!
DrHanLecter 4 years ago
lmaooooo, i love this episode.
alltoofair 4 years ago
I love the lyrics. That's what got me the most.
When I first saw the episode, I was laughing so hard! It was great!! Thanks for uploading this.
chisamiXXhyuuga 4 years ago
For me, this was seriously the most memorable scene from all of Voyager. I love it!
SusanIvanova 4 years ago
oh its "la donna e mobile" from rigoletto
tribble608 5 years ago
cool! hes really the best tenor in star trek! love you, doc!
tribble608 5 years ago
what's the name of the song the doctor is singing at the beginning?
optimus115 5 years ago
How ironic. In "The great Walter Smitty", one of the first short works of fiction to explore this theme some 100 years ago, Walter Smitty daydreams of being a doctor, among other things.
ash1ander 5 years ago
x] too good to be true.
literally
Muzual 5 years ago
Rol. Tuvok laughing at 45 seconds is hilarious. Thanks for posting.l
lakebabe360 5 years ago
Forget that Tuvok crying is something else!
FFX2KH2Master 5 years ago
hahahahahahahaa! Wow, That was good! :) Too bad that was a fantasy. (Janeway's attitude gave that away.) But that was still totally awsome!
jonescalypso 5 years ago
why is there no red/green color in the movie?
ensignjoe 5 years ago
The Doctor = gangsta
and he's also quite a playa with the ladies
CER3BRALhitman 5 years ago
loll word.
insolence 5 years ago
awsome, dont mind the vulcan on the floor lol
souther 5 years ago
Tuvok, I understand, you are a Vulcan man, you have just gone without, for seven years about. Paris, please find a way, to load a Hypospray, I will give you the sign, just aim for his behind. Hormones are raging, Synapses blazing, It's also very... illogical.
lily0815 5 years ago
"la donna è mobile"
wonderful episode, the doctor at his funniest :)
greengrendel 5 years ago
Did harry gain weight as the series progressed, or is it his haircut?...srry random topic. I love this ep!
adagiominore 5 years ago
Gotta love the good old doc
Phamster92 5 years ago
He's making a Vulcuan Cry. LOL
Rhimmer 5 years ago
pon what???? if tuvak wants to mate, he`ll mate oneway or another
sunyareh 5 years ago
love da song
sunyareh 5 years ago
just so you know this is the Hardest video to find with that title!!! Thanks for putting it on though!!
marybria 5 years ago
Love this scene. One of my favorite Voyager scenes.
AzNsHyBoO 5 years ago
"Paris please find the way, to load a hypospray, I will give you the sign, just aim for his behind" <3
Kahiara 5 years ago
The greatest scene from one of the greatest Voyager episodes on the planet...
I loved that... Classic...
trekk9 5 years ago
what is he singing?
SevenSins007 5 years ago
"La donna est mobile" from Rigoletto- an italian opera
Soleija 5 years ago
I like that :)
JFGermann 5 years ago
lol. voyager is the best. the doc is such a good character.
Kornkrlz 5 years ago
can someone tell me the song that the doctor is singing before he went to the vulcan man thing
SevenSins007 5 years ago
La donna è mobile
treki106 5 years ago
He is singing "La Donna e Mobile" from "Rigoletto," an Italian opera by Giuseppe Verdi.
RavenoftheBlack 5 years ago
I love the Doctor! XD
The lyrics are great, so verry illogical
Haganegirl 5 years ago
'Tuvok, I understand, you are a Vulcan man, you have just gone without, for seven years about, Paris please find a way, to load a Hypospray, I will give you the sign, just aim for his behind!
Love it! <3
SephirothsTaniGirl 5 years ago
y is this in "video games" catagory? lol. i love this scene
AuntBee09 5 years ago
So..random. XD
shinakastar 5 years ago
lol, voyager was great.
neko05 5 years ago
loverly!!
insolence 5 years ago
Brilliant, I love it.
MadIrishMan 5 years ago
i love it. :] i was laughing and smiling. he's one of my favorites.
amarighan 6 years ago
hahahaha... that was funny as hellll..... "a vulcan... you just gone about 6 to 7 with out....."
interwhip 6 years ago
To hotdiggity: You're very welcome.
kjaneway2371 6 years ago