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  • Yo momma's so stupid she stole free samples!

  • yo mamas teeth are so yellow, she got a job spitting butter in the popcorn.

    you mama so stupid, she really tries to answer dora the explorer.

    yo mama so inbred, her name appears 5 times on the family web.

  • Yo mama is so stupid that she put money in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out

  • Yo mama so fat when she went to c a movie she sat by everyone

  • yo mamas so fat, she stole a free sample

  • Yo mama so fat, when she went into a store too buy new pants they had to make a new size: WW=World Wide!

  • Your momma is so fat even Dora the Explorer Can't Eplore her !

  • Yo momma so old, the only tree she can climb is her family tree!

  • yo mama so poor she was kicking a can across the street, and when i asked her what she was doing, she said 'moving house!'

  • Yo mama so ugly... She made the internet shut down

  • Yo momma's so ugly ........ thats why the chicken crossed the road .

  • The sow is fon

  • Yo mamma is so fat she caused the big bang.

  • scary maze yo mama is better than this!

  • yo mumma so ugly shes the reason the jedis died out

  • Yo mam so fat she broke the family tree.

    

  • your moma so fat shes got more tires than a 18 wheeler

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  • Yomama so fat she needs 200 bath tubs to fit her fat in

  • Yo mama so FAT when she sat on my iPhone it was compressed into the iPad...2.

  • your mama so fat scientists ask her what the universe looks like outside

  • thumbs up if you know this is the first video yomama made :)

  • yo mamas so ugly when i saw her i said ok wheres the gun

  • Yo mama SO STEWPID! When she bought a clock, she tought ghosts where possesing it!

  • @MegaSonicfan1011 your the stupid one as you spelt stupid stupid

  • @TheKinglord12345 F u ik tht i spelt STEWPID wrong!

  • @MegaSonicfan1011 sorry couldn't understand that why not write properly?

  • @TheKinglord12345 your the stupid one for spelling stupid stupidly

  • yo mamma so fat a big mac is just a light snack

  • YOMOMMAS SO OLD she had front row seats to.....the.....BIG BANG

  • YOMOMMAS SO SMALL when she jumped off the sidewalk SHE BROKE HER LEGS

  • your mamma's so ugly when she walked in a bank they had to turn off the surveillance camera

  • Your Nima so stupid she plays got your nose with voldimort

  • Yo mama so fat that when she insulted a ginger person coppercab coppercab just turned into GINGERZILLA ((godzilla sounds)).brody/thanks a lot you fat woman you insulted the youtube star JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ

  • Yo mama so fat, she ate the rest of the joke..

  • Yo mama so fat, she beat Homer Simpson at a donut eating contest.

  • Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to the beach a whale come up to her and sings we are family,

  • Yo mama so ugly she had her picture taken and the camera broke

  • Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the super market and stole free samples!!

  • yo mamas so fat she has to go to the kelloggs factory for breakfast.

  • Yo mama's so fat, when she jump in the ocean she was already at the bottom of the underworld!

    LOL

  • Yo momma's so fat, her belly button arrives home 15 minutes before she does!

  • yo momma so ugly when she went in the haunted house she came out with a job application

    yo momma like a vacuum she sucks, she blows, then gets laid in a closet

  • Yo momma so fat dora the explora explored her and got lost (the map didn't help)

  • Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

    Yo momma's so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

    Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

    Yo momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

    Yo momma's so ugly the NHL banned her for life

    Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

    Yo momma's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

    Yo momma's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

  • @Quizmo22 so 1985!!!!

  • A few more..

    Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

    Yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

    Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies.

    Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

  • Yo mama so fat when she blinks shes out of breath

  • Yo mama so old that on her birthday, we had to call the fire department to put out the cake.

  • yo mama is so poor, when a rock hit her trash can she poked her head out and asked who knocked.

  • Your mama is so fat life o suction was impossible

  • Yo mama is so fat, When she stand on a wieghtscale it reads "ITS OVAAH NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!"

  • yo mam is so ugly she made a ongion cry

  • Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out! (Submitted by )

    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

  • Yo mama so ugly your father takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

  • @Fudgeisepic She's also so fat, he doesn't need to take her - she's both at home and work at the same time!

  • i heard dis before this video

  • Yo mama is so fat that even in Soviet Russia she is fat,

  • yo mama so fat that not even Jesus can lift her spirit

  • yo mama so fat/stupid, after seeing what happened with her last scale, she bought a new one but asked if it came with warranty!

  • yo mama is so stupid, she tried to hump a camel

  • Yo mamas so ugly the goldfish crackers didn't even smile back

  • yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save MILK

  • @YourEvilHeroz bruuh its Holidays? theres no school -.-

  • @YourEvilHeroz i dont see a video of you throwing an egg at your teacher

  • @YourEvilHeroz you better throw a big mac before it reaches to condom stage hahahah

  • @YourEvilHeroz do the condom! that be fucking funny

  • @YourEvilHeroz u have 130 thumbs up DO IT :D

  • @YourEvilHeroz u wont do it ur too scared

  • wat the hell that was lame

  • Yo mama's so FAT! ... we cant even fit her in this video... sorry...

  • your mama is a mama fu**er

  • yo mamma so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention

  • this was the first episode and i was one of the 10th first subscribers

  • Yo mama is so poor, that when she was kicking a can down the street, I asked her what are you doing? She said, " I'm moving".

  • your moma's so fat when she walk she fart

  • Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mama.

  • yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress everyone thinks she is the kool-kid guy

  • Yo mama so fat that we need speed bumps at all-you-can-eat buffets.

  • Yo mama so fat when she went to McDonalds, she tripped on Wendy's and landed on Burger King.

  • Yo mama is so fat she was the yoga ball in yoga class

  • Why is Kronk narrating this? I thought Pyjama Llama was his main/only interest...

  • Yo MOMA is soooo FAT that when she fell of a cliffi wasnt laughing but the earth was CRACKING UP

  • Yo mama so fat,the Wii Fit was too small for her.

  • Yo mama's so fat, People miss a whole Simpsons episode as she walks past the TV.

  • @Fr0zenDragon thats a good thing

  • Yo moma is so fat, she farts supernova's.

  • yo mama so fat that when ever she takes a step... SHE CAUSES EVERY NATURAL DISASTER!!

  • your mums so fat she was used as a ball for a bulldozer

  • yo mumma lol

  • Yo momma so ugly people mine her FACE FOR COBBLESTONE IN MINECRAFT.

  • wouldn't this be a yo mama so stupid

  • Yo mama so fat, she thought that Donald Duck was the father of Ugly Duckling

  • yo mama so fat when she thought of santa going down chimneys, she said if he could do it so can i!!

  • Your MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GOT INTO A MONSTER TRUCK IT BECAME A LOWRIDER

  • Your MOMMA SO FAT I SHOT THE BITCH AND LARD CAME OUT

  • YOUR MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE RUBED HER LEGS TOGETHER I SWEAR I SMELL BACON

  • Your MOMMA SO FAT THE ONLY THINNG STOPING HER From Going to jenny crage IS THE DOOR

  • your jokes are utter utter utter pish

  • your mumma so ugly quigg said no

  • your mumma is so ugly i shot her face with a cabbage

  • your mumma is so stupid she subscribed to your channel

  • i hate your joke so much i raped your mamma

  • your joke so shit that your mamma wipes them with toilet roll

  • Your Mom is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

  • Yo mama so fat she weights as much as views on this video.

  • "add to favs if you watched that twice!!" you kidding? I've seen that OVER 9000 TIMES!!!!! YEAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

  • Yo mamma so fat when she gets in an elevator she has to go down!

  • yo momma so ugly, she does meth to look better

  • ..more like wii cant fit...lol

  • Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

  • yo mama is so poor she was kicking a can and i ask her what are you doing? she said moving

  • yo mamas so fat her legs remind me of rotten milk WHITE AND CHUNKY!

  • new joke everyday

  • yo mama so poor she does drive bies on the bus

  • YO MAMA SO BLIND NOT EVEN BLIND KIDS COULD FACE HER 

  • Yo momma so fat, the only thing that stops her from going to Burger King is the doorway!

  • your mama so fat when she talks its a long distance call

  • Yo mama's so fat, cars get ran over by HER.

  • @unnamed715 Dude if she is SO fat she can't run man -.- YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WEAR YELLOW CLOTHES THEY ALL THINKS ITS A BUS!

  • Yo momma so hairy she speaks chewbacca.

    Done.

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  • yo mama is so old that her id number is 1

  • Yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company

  • Yo momma is so slutty her pussy is used more than google

  • yo mama so old there was a picture of jesus in her yearbook

  • i watched it three times

  • HAHA is it Joe from family guy ??

  • @Robinbobby12 He's an immpresionist doing joe's voice ;D

  • @Robinbobby12 looks like after family guy was canclled Joe found a new job lol

  • yo mama so fat when god said let it be light she told her move out of the way

  • You momma so old, when she went to school, there was no History class.

  • yo mamas so fat that she entered a 9 mile marathon and made her kids do it

  • well your moms so fat she cant even play wii fit cos she would break the board XD

  • Yo momma so stupid she burns her money

  • Your momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

  • Yo Mama so fat Fat Tuesday is really named after her.

  • Yo Mama so.... well, she's yo mama. What do you expect?

  • yo mama so fat its not funny

  • Yo mama so stupid, she failed an IQ test, then re-took it.

  • yo mama so ugly that even Eminem was afraid

  • Yo mama so ghetto she breast feeds kool-aid

  • Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down

  • yo mama so fat, that she couldnt read this messige, even with cheatcodes.

  • @BomBforLvL message bro

  • Yo mamma is so poor that she can't even pay attention

  • Yo mama so fat that I took a picture last Christmas , an it's still printing!

  • Yo mama is so stupid that she goes to dentist to get bluetooth!

  • 1. yo mama so fat not even the blackhole could suck her in

    2. yo mama so fat you can see her skin cells on google earth zoomed out

  • Technoflicks Can Suck My Spongey Dick!