We are done!!! 44.5 million on foodstamps, twice that many on welfare or social security, real unemployment at over 15%, 1/3 of America's children are fat and diabetic, and 1.5 million abortions anually. This is the end. I hope all you liberal democrats are happy. You have successfully ruined the greatest country in the world. Freedom has been flushed down the drain. I told my 9 and 11 year old sons today that they will soon have no country. How's that hope and change going???
@thomasimon Because welfare has caused more American children to be fat than anything else. It is true go research it. Many studies prove this. Liberals are the ones who keep people on welfare. They are all about socialist policies to enslave people so that they will remain stupid and vote for their candidates.
@thomasimon Because welfare has caused more American children to be fat than anything else. It is true go research it. Many studies prove this. Liberals are the ones who keep people on welfare. They are all about socialist policies to enslave people so that they will remain stupid and vote for their candidates.
I'm italian and I saw the video Matt is talking about. The ''streap-guy" was actually an italian comedian, "Mauro Casciari" from the tv entertainment program "Le Iene". The people involved in this tv program use to make funny reportages like that!
Although, it is true that some italian gossip journalists are dumbs.
How come all these hollyweird punks think they are political science majors. Just because they are overpaid by American moviegoers, doesn't mean they know squat about politics. Just STFU.
Sorry for you guys, but the stripper is a provocateur, working for italian tv show "Le Iene" on air on ITALIA 1 (a MEDIASET italian Network) kidding Clooney.
Sarah Palin attended a family friend's funeral wearing blue jeans! Her "reasoning" was that the dead guy was an avid outdoorsman. Had the deceased been a swimmer, would she have shown up for his funeral in a bikini?
Watch a Pre-January 8th copy of Inception. Listen closely when the actors say imagine, reality, and safe, or point pistols. You'll hear the words, Loughner, offin' her, part of the word Giffords, and much more. Some say they hear, do it.
@DaisyGraceA little girl...please dont waste my time or flood my inbox with lame "comebacks" if you even want to call it that. The fact that you're so concerned with "thumbs up" that you so eloquently remember OVER 400 ppl voting for (wwoooww) is slightly unsettling. All I was saying is you dont have to get your security from that. That's sad. No one else will ever see it or remember it years from now. Try using your time and energy into something more productive? Don't have to repeat over&over
@h3artands0uLL can you shut up? lol. It's not like I'm biking on your lawn, you don't need to wave your fist at me like a senior citizen. Trying to compete with young people who own this website is a waste of your time. It wasn't your business to reply to my comment... a very futile thought and you are just showing yourself as a martyr. So please, enjoy the video and ignore little people like me who felt pretty accomplished that so many people of the youtube community agreed with me. thank you
@DaisyGraceA haahaha...fair enough. I must say I am pretty impressed at the way you verbalize your argument. (not meaning to come off as condescending, I promise!). But I suppose I'm just surprised that your retaliation didnt involve any cursing or vulgarity. Well done young lady. Perhaps there is hope for the younger generations afterall
when the liberace movie'll come out, i'm gonna psychologically punch michael douglas in the nuts. oh goddd matt damon's hot. funny. responsible. gorgeous. talented. ohhhhhh. MATT, IF YOU MUST CHOOSE.. CHOOSE ME ! [dreams are good, indeed.]
I'm italian and I'm so much ashamed of how people live for gossip here... at the point they not realize about a simple joke and everything ends up... well, like this.
This is a perfect android replica of Matt Damon created after his accident by advanced aliens who realized that our civilization could not go on without his acting.
but it was a comic italian tv program..it was a joke..the italian guy was not a giornalist but a comic actor..form tre tv program "le iene"..it was ironic..!a big misunderstanding!!ahahah:D
@xsingsthesorrow It would be cool if you were a fireman from Secaucus, New Jersey. When you're a rich movie star who went to Harvard, owns homes in L.A., Miami and NYC and won an Academy Award for the first screen play you ever wrote, it's just par for the course.
Matt Damon is the fucking greatest
MrQueenie 6 months ago
I'm Dutch but I think Matt's Italian accent is very good. Reminds me of Roberto Benigni doing his Oscar speech.
Very funny video!!
R0ZZA 6 months ago
I never laughted that hard. :D
LucieLeader 7 months ago
sounds like my impression of super mario
mantoocha 7 months ago
keep pressing 9 for masterbation
sourcreamandonion556 7 months ago
He dont have that strong accent !!!!!!
SharmaDon890 7 months ago
@SharmaDon890 Cool story bro.
brianhitmanful 7 months ago
hahaha xD ur government sucks but i rly love ur movies and stuff like this)
6yka66RUS 7 months ago
@6yka66RUS lol the cold war is over russia lost xD
brianhitmanful 7 months ago
@brianhitmanful
fuck urself troll
however, you sissy americunts bought faggots in governments. you will never win in a real war against us back then... nothing to discuss
6yka66RUS 7 months ago
Jesus christ he sounded like Van Dame with this italian accent XD
redhotchilibitch 7 months ago
where can i find the video of george clooney's reaction to the prank.
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LilmizazianQT 7 months ago
at 2:58 he sounds sooo much like Kevin Smith...
PsychoWedge 7 months ago
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Die Letterman YOU JEWISH OLD PIG!
holicat098 7 months ago
MAAAATTTT DAAMONNNNNN!!!
mrbrockpeters 7 months ago 3
lolol Damon actually tells it funnier than it happens... watched the video and went back to this one to see it again XD
snoookie456 7 months ago
watch?v=w0YUpn6qEoU lmao this is the video of it
xfactor541 7 months ago
brad pitt, the instigator
xMooNz 7 months ago
We are done!!! 44.5 million on foodstamps, twice that many on welfare or social security, real unemployment at over 15%, 1/3 of America's children are fat and diabetic, and 1.5 million abortions anually. This is the end. I hope all you liberal democrats are happy. You have successfully ruined the greatest country in the world. Freedom has been flushed down the drain. I told my 9 and 11 year old sons today that they will soon have no country. How's that hope and change going???
09geauxtigers 7 months ago
@09geauxtigers lol, you're a moron. go jerk off to Palin.
mike7743 7 months ago
@09geauxtigers What has the obesity of American children to do with the liberal democrats?
thomasimon 7 months ago
@thomasimon Because welfare has caused more American children to be fat than anything else. It is true go research it. Many studies prove this. Liberals are the ones who keep people on welfare. They are all about socialist policies to enslave people so that they will remain stupid and vote for their candidates.
09geauxtigers 7 months ago
@09geauxtigers You are the poster boy for banal and crass comments!
Damnblastify 7 months ago
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@thomasimon Because welfare has caused more American children to be fat than anything else. It is true go research it. Many studies prove this. Liberals are the ones who keep people on welfare. They are all about socialist policies to enslave people so that they will remain stupid and vote for their candidates.
09geauxtigers 7 months ago
@09geauxtigers Go spread your idiotic bickering on some other YouTube video, troll.
gir1258 7 months ago
the truth is that the italian gay guy is a comedian that was making fun the yellow reporters
dfgxhchvjb 8 months ago
:)))))))) Matt has a big sance of humor! realy! loool. he is damn hot and very cute! :S
superangel898 8 months ago
"If you dial up..."
dreamscape03 8 months ago
How did Letterman end up doing this kind of show, he's not funny at all..
Jaasl 8 months ago
lol, it's funny
andykei34 8 months ago
lol that's the best 360p quality I've ever seen.
viliboy 8 months ago 20
I'm italian and I saw the video Matt is talking about. The ''streap-guy" was actually an italian comedian, "Mauro Casciari" from the tv entertainment program "Le Iene". The people involved in this tv program use to make funny reportages like that!
Although, it is true that some italian gossip journalists are dumbs.
robbapb18 8 months ago 40
He sure does look good and I'm a bloke.
1939PlymouthRatRod 8 months ago
press 5 repeatly for italin journalist
snowball1256 8 months ago
131 people have no sense of humour
longbendy81 8 months ago 4
Matt has the funniest stories!!!
dlastqueen 8 months ago 3
2:12 for voice crack
malibuisafag 8 months ago 9
You mean aGeorge aClooney have a boyfriend?
Blades11c 8 months ago
I am a gay! lmao
odaodaoda78 8 months ago
Matt Damon is like a throwback to the 1970s when celebrities could give amusing and witty interviews on Carson.
jackbox1971 8 months ago 8
So why again doesn't Matt do Comedy?
bip01 8 months ago 2
@bip01 he does, he has been in almost all kevin smith films (the guy from jay and silent bob)
patataton 8 months ago
@patataton but more comedy!
bip01 8 months ago
That italian accent is so fuckin priceless!!!!
Smileybiotch237 8 months ago 3
"Choose me!" MARIO!
stuart14192 8 months ago 4
whens the voice crack?
joeypatato 8 months ago
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How come all these hollyweird punks think they are political science majors. Just because they are overpaid by American moviegoers, doesn't mean they know squat about politics. Just STFU.
joeasmythe 8 months ago
0:23 hahahaha
gdwing1015 8 months ago
Sorry for you guys, but the stripper is a provocateur, working for italian tv show "Le Iene" on air on ITALIA 1 (a MEDIASET italian Network) kidding Clooney.
ambientmedia 8 months ago
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Because people who has lost the will of joy like yourself can look at the man and say "that guy is just fantastic. I kind of hate him for that"
plugge 8 months ago
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plugge 8 months ago
classic.....two liberal homos....letterman and damon...
leeportcam 9 months ago
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joeasmythe 9 months ago
@joeasmythe he actually studied politics b4 acting
sairyprines 8 months ago
Sarah Palin attended a family friend's funeral wearing blue jeans! Her "reasoning" was that the dead guy was an avid outdoorsman. Had the deceased been a swimmer, would she have shown up for his funeral in a bikini?
thursdaysrecords 9 months ago
omg is letterman hitting on matt .... by the way u look TREMENDOUS(looking at his cock) my god.
fastmilion 9 months ago
OMG Man absolutely Amazing repoir. wow that accent is priceless!
coolmountains25 9 months ago
Lmfao.... I can't stop laughing, my cheeks hurt.... and I'm crying....
NarutoProductions121 9 months ago 2
if there was a rumor about me being dead id be like "oh. im dead?"
PeaceLovePink223 9 months ago
He looks like John Cena lol
TarabAseel12 9 months ago
He was just perfect for Bourne. Love Matt Damon.
InsomniacOfTV 9 months ago 4
that was so funny!!!
SuperLolguy99 9 months ago
wow if the reporter was black ,, would he do a leroy accent?? wake up people . television lies to you , youtube the illuminati
oiyabastard 9 months ago
@oiyabastard seriously? prove it :)
SerbianCobra 9 months ago
HES SO ADORABLE LOOOVE THE ITALIAN ACCENT....
BESTACTORGOES2 9 months ago 2
woah there letterman...i think he was coming onto matt damon
F1JogaBonito 9 months ago
did he come on max paine?
johnboyisfresh 9 months ago
hahahhaha yeha only thing, the guy was just an actor from an italian tv show...
geklike 9 months ago
Matt Damon needs to be on The Late Show more often :)
SuperhumanChichi 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you googled man strips for george clooney or something like that!
Rasa850 9 months ago
@Rasa850 NO IDIOT i googled, guy strips for geroge and then clooney cam efrom itself u IDIOT I
IamLegendTV22 9 months ago
@IamLegendTV22
Oh so you were the guy stripping down for him? Did I hit a touchy spot there :P lol Someone sure has issues! tsk tsk :D
Rasa850 9 months ago
his voice cracks so bad at 2:10 lmao
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jamestargetedindiv 10 months ago
and his boyfriend is matt damon!! lololololololol!! what a fag!
sanddmann03 10 months ago
American's journalist left???? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
America live with stupid gossip!
yo8777 10 months ago 2
hahahahahaha
vinnybkfam 10 months ago
lol
andersonxpl 10 months ago
Lol matt's a funny guy
Kizzie75 10 months ago 3
2:46 thts guiermo's voice not damon's
dsprocks100 10 months ago
i ama gayy =)
stop at 3:52
dsprocks100 10 months ago 3
i ama gayy =)
dsprocks100 10 months ago
I can't stop laughing at Matt's Italian accent
momoasis 10 months ago 209
@momoasis why do you think borat is in the suggestions on the right? :P
McGovP 9 months ago
@momoasis it is good though
cruisereevesbarnesXD 9 months ago
@momoasis
he is that good...lol
Armand32 7 months ago
@momoasis I come from an italian town so i dont even notice it?
CrattleCrie2 7 months ago
ahahahahahhaahh era un servizio delle iene, mi pare fosse andrea agresti!
ildentonemagico 10 months ago
i knew GC was gay!! not that there's anything wrong with that...
david20101952 10 months ago
@akek23 cause he doesn't overtly as for anal...he just implies it.
Exupery1976 10 months ago
NOOOOOO MY COMMENT IS GONE
DaisyGraceA 10 months ago
@DaisyGraceA No big deal. you can get your security from somewhere other than meaningless thumbs up
h3artands0uLL 10 months ago
and have you ever had over 400 thumps ups? no I don't think so... jokes
DaisyGraceA 9 months ago
@DaisyGraceA little girl...please dont waste my time or flood my inbox with lame "comebacks" if you even want to call it that. The fact that you're so concerned with "thumbs up" that you so eloquently remember OVER 400 ppl voting for (wwoooww) is slightly unsettling. All I was saying is you dont have to get your security from that. That's sad. No one else will ever see it or remember it years from now. Try using your time and energy into something more productive? Don't have to repeat over&over
h3artands0uLL 9 months ago
@h3artands0uLL can you shut up? lol. It's not like I'm biking on your lawn, you don't need to wave your fist at me like a senior citizen. Trying to compete with young people who own this website is a waste of your time. It wasn't your business to reply to my comment... a very futile thought and you are just showing yourself as a martyr. So please, enjoy the video and ignore little people like me who felt pretty accomplished that so many people of the youtube community agreed with me. thank you
DaisyGraceA 9 months ago
@DaisyGraceA haahaha...fair enough. I must say I am pretty impressed at the way you verbalize your argument. (not meaning to come off as condescending, I promise!). But I suppose I'm just surprised that your retaliation didnt involve any cursing or vulgarity. Well done young lady. Perhaps there is hope for the younger generations afterall
h3artands0uLL 9 months ago
@h3artands0uLL shitlips
ImInfluence 9 months ago
@ImInfluence 3rd party???
h3artands0uLL 9 months ago
Another misleading title.
TheSchoolsOut 10 months ago
where can I find Brad pitt's interview?
003nkodt 10 months ago
2:09 voice breaks =)
imsecretlyonyourside 10 months ago 3
Every actor in Hollywood is gay. Absolute truth.
onthewall888 10 months ago
look what one brad's joke has done ,rude boy lol
003nkodt 10 months ago
when the liberace movie'll come out, i'm gonna psychologically punch michael douglas in the nuts. oh goddd matt damon's hot. funny. responsible. gorgeous. talented. ohhhhhh. MATT, IF YOU MUST CHOOSE.. CHOOSE ME ! [dreams are good, indeed.]
xiLysmm 10 months ago 3
cant stop laughing :D
BankrollMaster 10 months ago 2
Awesome story teller
ellen3367 11 months ago 2
'I am gay... and YOU are gay' LOL
PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD 11 months ago 95
LOL I saw the video of the guy stripping for george clooney...kinda hilarious
Doya89 11 months ago
george clooney is gay though
AhYaOk 11 months ago
hes really good at impersonations!!!..haha luv this!
MeEmma123 11 months ago 2
matt DAMON
scrubbler23 11 months ago 2
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Wins for the best voice crack of the year 2:12
milkwasabadcholce 11 months ago
Wins for the best voice crack of the year 2:12
milkwasabadcholce 11 months ago 7
Matt Damon said " I have the smallest penis at any BLOCK PARTY and I am a BITCH!!! SOCK the SHIT out of my NOSE if you see me!!!!"
azxcf8888 11 months ago
i love him......
Soneely 11 months ago
holy jesus good youtube qaulity what the hell
chunchoe 11 months ago 7
THAT IS AN AMAZINGLY SEXY MAN RIGHT THERE.
BatmansFavoriteGirl 11 months ago 5
"if you dial up" wtf Letterman we aren't living in the 80's anymore LMFAO
BLOOD1MONEY 11 months ago
that was a flawless italian accent right there.
JPLTF373 11 months ago 3
What magic are they using to make this look HD when it's only 360p? I want it
Torka123 11 months ago
I'm italian and I'm so much ashamed of how people live for gossip here... at the point they not realize about a simple joke and everything ends up... well, like this.
StrayAngel 11 months ago
best actor alive thumbs up
commentsbyjss 11 months ago
thumbs up if you actually went and searched up "man strips for george clooney" after hearing this
s0stwin 11 months ago 7
This is a perfect android replica of Matt Damon created after his accident by advanced aliens who realized that our civilization could not go on without his acting.
TheDashingRor 11 months ago
he's such a good storyteller! and jokester!
IcyNecromancer 11 months ago 4
omg, this video is so clear!
swatch716 11 months ago
Are those your teeth, Matt?
milackk7 11 months ago
And you just put this guy in Action movies? This guy could do comedy!
1992BeatleFan 11 months ago 3
@1992BeatleFan He did, it's called "Stuck On You".
aquapendulum 9 months ago
Matt Damon is hilarious! I didn't know he was such a fun interviewee!
mle011 11 months ago 2
hes telling the truth!!!!!!! search man strips for george
sandhuwuut 11 months ago
love this
carolandlittles 11 months ago
but it was a comic italian tv program..it was a joke..the italian guy was not a giornalist but a comic actor..form tre tv program "le iene"..it was ironic..!a big misunderstanding!!ahahah:D
TheTanilulla 11 months ago
@TheTanilulla
R U sure that it was ironic ?:)
LuvmyHeadphones 11 months ago
@LuvmyHeadphones yes!i'm a fan of the tv program "le iene"..:)
TheTanilulla 11 months ago
@TheTanilulla nice info!
annekamajhi 11 months ago
@annekamajhi .).."le iene"it's a satirical program.. infact the comedian would make fun of the stupid gossip^^
TheTanilulla 11 months ago
Hahaha cool Man !
MsMo0nia 11 months ago
the italian journalist sounds more like borat than italian.. :)
getzen97c 11 months ago
it´s EEEEIIIIIGGHTTTT in the morning!!
jfkdog1 11 months ago
poor george clooney!
blabby24 11 months ago
"and i have no idea what he's talking about but of course i go : yeah of course it's true"
stonecoldwhat182 1 year ago 5
nice voicecrack
Lrumdine 1 year ago
100 LIKES. only have of em were me :D (jokes)
DaisyGraceA 1 year ago
hahahahahahahdbhjsadhsaafafas soooo good!
lyubin4eto 1 year ago
He was Liz Lemon's bf on 30 Rock. His name was Carol.
jules10057 1 year ago
wowww 75 thumbsups??
crazyyy. haha
DaisyGraceA 1 year ago
That was hilarious!
nikedadoug 1 year ago
Matt, We want you in a comedy
I think this wood be fun !!!!!!
CristianoVillanti7 1 year ago
MATT DAMON
THE BEST
CristianoVillanti7 1 year ago
i love mat damon he is so sexxyy and funny!
candylover906 1 year ago 3
There needs to be an entire movie of Matt Damon as an italian man
AwesomeAJ18 1 year ago 39
@AwesomeAJ18 YES.
lyric142 1 year ago
Why is Matt never in a comedy? He's really funny.
SoSBxo 1 year ago 2
MAAAHHHTT DAAHHMOOON (Team America)
drugstoremarc 1 year ago
You gotta hand it to that Italian guy with a crush on Clooney... he really went for it!
juliebogen 1 year ago 7
WHHHAAAT?! 25 THUMBS UPSSS??? where my paparazzi at?
DaisyGraceA 1 year ago
0:23
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Kelevra42 1 year ago
/watch?v=w0YUpn6qEoU
anand308 1 year ago
This upload quality is truly awesome..crisp..
Truthismysalvation 1 year ago 44
How cool if you can tell an anecdote involving brad pitt, angeline jolie, george clooney and a gay italian guy stripping and it ACTUALLY be true
xsingsthesorrow 1 year ago 136
@xsingsthesorrow It would be cool if you were a fireman from Secaucus, New Jersey. When you're a rich movie star who went to Harvard, owns homes in L.A., Miami and NYC and won an Academy Award for the first screen play you ever wrote, it's just par for the course.
Hoopermazing 11 months ago
It must be funny as hell sharing a beer with Matt, George, and Brad
JeffWithAnF 1 year ago 8
126 people are inssane.
he's hilarious,
charlottetoronto97 1 year ago 3
I laughed alot. :D
Hyleption 1 year ago
that was so funny
sarizonana 1 year ago
2:12 Voice Crack :D:D:D
loveatom 1 year ago 2
Matt is cool.
sirNemanjapro 1 year ago
oh my god!I'm italian and i really want to know who is that journalist!anyway I hope not all the Italians speak like this!:-)
Morganakk 1 year ago
MASTERFUL TROLL
MATT DAMON, I SALUTE YOU
PanzerRatten 1 year ago 2
I have a theory that Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, and Leonardo DiCaprio are long lost brothers.
DaisyGraceA 1 year ago 455
@DaisyGraceA I smell a new comedy...
WolksVagon449 1 year ago
@DaisyGraceA
TOTALLY agree.
rustlerboi1052 1 year ago
@DaisyGraceA
you, me, and the whole world! :)
nevenaivanovic 1 year ago
@DaisyGraceA
you, me, and the whole world! :)