if we didn't have jerking off we would all be gay and how would i know no girls are waching this because their not lesbian so it must be just only boys
I rather sit and watch a baby being born than see 10mins of this shit again. And I don't think they were paid in food stamps, bitches looked hungry lol
Knew this was going to be shit. I clicked it anyway hoping it would be one of those movies that's so bad it's funny. But shit, no laughs to be had here. All the dudes in this movie were all gay and shit, and all the vampire chicks looked like trannies.
@Demonna63 I am very sorry, I should have prefaced everything with "In my arrogant opinion." How very, very rude of me not to do this! I really wanted to add, "they don't make lesbians the way they used to [Imao]." Is the use of brackets appropriate here? Kindly advise. You have to consider that this is a very very small part of the cultural world of the United States, perhaps it is the Peoria of low High culture. Don't tell me that there is no difference between MOMA and the Yankees!
This film is not a grade D movie, it is so terrible that it is fascinating in its utter lack of class. I think it should be studied to see how bad a film could be. Perhaps that was the intention of the team making this. This is like a Grade Z -1000 movie!!!
I love "B-movies", but this one bored the hell out of me. Normally, I'll atleast watch a movie untill the end to see if it gets better, but after 20 minutes of this crap, I wasn't wasting any more time. Perhaps a more fitting name for this movie would've been "Hey, look what happens to the Suicide Girls in 20 years!".lol Ed Wood would be ashamed to have his name mentioned on this one. (R.I.P. Ed) :(
Funny in a sick, shlocky way. The picture quality is shit but as a filmmaker myself I empathize. I can be really hard to get proper equipment and sometimes you just have to go with what you've got. Still WAY better than anything my Uwe Boll.
wow.........
duckthemutt 2 days ago
Good
shinobie91 1 week ago
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RocksInTheToilet 1 week ago
two words woohoo
james47217 1 week ago
if we didn't have jerking off we would all be gay and how would i know no girls are waching this because their not lesbian so it must be just only boys
james47217 1 week ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh u made me lugfh
Shnacova 1 week ago
under 17year don't look this movie..
"trash"
agung1118 1 week ago
what the fuck is tish shit
johnbberry1 1 week ago
this is so fucking ridiculous!what kind of vampire is this?oh fucking hot
88spider 2 weeks ago
Hahahaha 46:39 is when the photo shop guy really displayed his talents :P
EyesOnStarsDotCom 2 weeks ago
ummmmm how did i get here? the quality of acting is so bad that i wulda thought this was a comedy if i just watched the mmovie lol
XxmissouriswagxX 3 weeks ago
I rather sit and watch a baby being born than see 10mins of this shit again. And I don't think they were paid in food stamps, bitches looked hungry lol
LaCreeShia09 4 weeks ago
all the so called actors in this got paid in food stamps! HOPELESS
MrPorsche911man 4 weeks ago
no wonder its barley legal its horrible
zymus999 1 month ago
why was this never up for a writting oscar?
watchinroy 1 month ago
A true masterpiece. Just the right amount of naughty bits. So beautiful I cried at the end.
MrHogSucker 1 month ago
Was shit but still funnier than Lesbian Vampire Killers.
boristherussianspy 1 month ago
this is not a movie..this is a junk..
jhieanne025 1 month ago
@jhieanne025 yeah, i agree with you.this so ridiculous movie.i jus half watched it.Actually they were not having sex really.
88spider 2 weeks ago
i like the sucking part with the girls
megankhadjel 1 month ago
Knew this was going to be shit. I clicked it anyway hoping it would be one of those movies that's so bad it's funny. But shit, no laughs to be had here. All the dudes in this movie were all gay and shit, and all the vampire chicks looked like trannies.
bucknemc 1 month ago
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bucknemc 1 month ago
this is low quality porn...not horor movie.
88crazykure 1 month ago
QXTs Newark, NJ
weber247 1 month ago
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weber247 1 month ago
Hmmm...this seems like it would be a quality horror movie. *click* Omg, WHY DID THEY MAKE THIS CRAP!!!
Jackal312 2 months ago
this is going to be cheeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssseeie
966mustang 2 months ago
Still better than twilight.
sergiu0409 2 months ago 6
FUS RO DAH!!!!
sergiu0409 2 months ago
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@Demonna63 Sorry OCCUPY MOMA!!!! DON'T Occupy Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires also!
JonathanAcademic 2 months ago
@Demonna63 I am very sorry, I should have prefaced everything with "In my arrogant opinion." How very, very rude of me not to do this! I really wanted to add, "they don't make lesbians the way they used to [Imao]." Is the use of brackets appropriate here? Kindly advise. You have to consider that this is a very very small part of the cultural world of the United States, perhaps it is the Peoria of low High culture. Don't tell me that there is no difference between MOMA and the Yankees!
JonathanAcademic 2 months ago
ahhh, ohhh, unh... ahhh, ohhh, unh... ahhh, ohhh, unh...
repeat ad infinitum.
riktiktav 2 months ago
As soon as the sex scene emerged, began to want to vomit and had to find another thing to watch! One of the lesbians seems to be a man.
JonathanAcademic 2 months ago
I can barely watch this past the credits. It is made by somebody who should not have been given a camera for Channukah.
JonathanAcademic 2 months ago
@JonathanAcademic lmao
Demonna63 2 months ago
This film is not a grade D movie, it is so terrible that it is fascinating in its utter lack of class. I think it should be studied to see how bad a film could be. Perhaps that was the intention of the team making this. This is like a Grade Z -1000 movie!!!
JonathanAcademic 2 months ago
@JonathanAcademic and again lmao
Demonna63 2 months ago
I absolutely love the Lenovo commercial, that it is backing Lesbian Vampire movies!
This outsourcing capital is backing D grade movies. I love this irony! The narrator seems
to have flunked out of his creative writing course and seems like somebody's uncle who did somebody a favor.
JonathanAcademic 2 months ago
لماذا لايقبل التحميل
joseph2649 2 months ago
EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
muffmuffcupcake 2 months ago
This is like Seinfeld but not funny.
cowgodgames 3 months ago
what an ugly ladies ewwww..
leahgarciacervantes 3 months ago
this has to be somebody's film school project??? I want my 38 mins back.
Marcelle2345 3 months ago
1:01:58 That definitely wasn't a guy with a camera I saw.
Serphstory 3 months ago
love how its called barely legal.... yet most of the women look 30+ . lol
nazrok 4 months ago
you can call this site youporn soon!
chains84 4 months ago 2
@chains84 God I hope. I have been waiting for 10 years.
BrianWarner1996 4 months ago
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laceita1 4 months ago
I think this movie has given me a false impression of what Lesbians actually do. =/
smartxalex 5 months ago
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they are so ugly
TheSweetperson94 5 months ago
eww da wite garl ugly
fafaboo49 5 months ago
Oh shut up people,stop your bitchin.You all know you came here to see some tits....like you give a fuck about the movie.Thats why I came atleast.
TheeLifeOfBob 5 months ago
Other than the porno scenes this movie was pretty lame lmao!
RavenM217 5 months ago
i only watched for the lesbian porn
ericabadbutterfly12 5 months ago
THIS SUCK ASS MAN
iloveleslie80 5 months ago
this movie do suck man i really do hate this movie
iloveleslie80 5 months ago
wtf was this bullshit? ive seen better acting in fucking porno and that is some horrible acting lmao
deathdeeler88 5 months ago
Its what I like in female vampires
DaOnlyHomieJ 5 months ago
mr. creepo....never has a character been more aptly named
morphy671 5 months ago
I thought I had seen the worst horror movie ever made.
And then I saw this.
jjobie 5 months ago
wat
Code221091 5 months ago
nice boobs on youtube !
MyAmvList 5 months ago
I thought "Blood Predator" was the worst movie ever made, This one is ten times worst.
apb148 6 months ago
@apb148 nah the worst one ever was called wetboy, it's somewhere on here actually if you look in action
rich639 5 months ago
damn movie!!!
MrFebreze89 6 months ago
bloody bitch...me jerking off..
chod418 6 months ago
lolwut
xXCUBEZEROXx 6 months ago
BITCH'S LOOK LIKE HOOKERS FROM AROUND MY HOUSE DOWN THE STREET, I LOVE HORROR AND EVEN SOME T AND A, BUT THIS IS JUST CRAP.
kingofhorrorfx 6 months ago
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THIS MOVIE IS FREE FOR A REASON.
kingofhorrorfx 6 months ago
what the fuck did i just jerk off to
KillaKwizz 6 months ago 17
@KillaKwizz
:O
YouChickTuber 3 days ago
this is something ive noticed youtube movies is basicly a porn site wat good actual movies can u even find here yet i dont mind porn either
urbanvengance 7 months ago 3
10:43 . 35:49 . 40:00
mrashot99 7 months ago 25
@mrashot99
lol u
Drakedog777 2 months ago
10:43 What a wonderful beginning SEX TIME! 35:49 my favorite part SPANK TIME! 40:00 SHOWER TIME except for the whole blood thing NOT COOL TO ME!
blacksultan85 7 months ago
i came for nudity
venom66656 7 months ago
Its a bullshittttttttt...........
manojtanwar1711 7 months ago
wow this movie bites and i watch all kinds of movies , my advice not worth even watching it in fast forward.
LaseriusJr 7 months ago
I love "B-movies", but this one bored the hell out of me. Normally, I'll atleast watch a movie untill the end to see if it gets better, but after 20 minutes of this crap, I wasn't wasting any more time. Perhaps a more fitting name for this movie would've been "Hey, look what happens to the Suicide Girls in 20 years!".lol Ed Wood would be ashamed to have his name mentioned on this one. (R.I.P. Ed) :(
stevenwalton8177 7 months ago
iv seen shitty movies befor but i think this one tops em all free or not they should never of made this movie goddamn i rather wach Barnie than this
DRAGONOFTHEWEST17 7 months ago
this movie sucks eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3dshaver 7 months ago
I never thought that anyone could make a vampire movie worse then Twilight, but after seeing this, sadly, I was wrong.
Kaladrax1379 8 months ago
@Kaladrax1379 At least we get to watch this junk vid for free and not paying for. That's the only upside of it.
toysruskid06 8 months ago
what the fuck time waster....
xtragenious11 8 months ago
Like seriously?! WTF IS THIS?!?!
Undefined153 8 months ago
tthis is suppose to b in the comedy category lol
bs2fast4u 8 months ago
XD
OffNewGrounds 8 months ago
>_> uhhhmmm....
Zogod 8 months ago
Funny in a sick, shlocky way. The picture quality is shit but as a filmmaker myself I empathize. I can be really hard to get proper equipment and sometimes you just have to go with what you've got. Still WAY better than anything my Uwe Boll.
tmcneil1918 8 months ago
who like this?
shuvam2 8 months ago
should replace twilight
Sento35 8 months ago
movie sucks!!!!!ewwwwwwwww!!!!
Nodiscrimination1 8 months ago
lololol porn?
cccraigify 8 months ago
wtf
creepska13 8 months ago
omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
shanbabi97m 8 months ago
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
formaltaliti 8 months ago 8
they're going to eat her! then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
JFRemixs 8 months ago 16
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD !
diinodoll 8 months ago 2
rubbish
jdgrahamo 9 months ago
Nice!
cicliddog 9 months ago