this sucks ! my middle finger fingernail on my right hand just broke ! right now ! honestly ! now i can't practice properly finger-picking on my guitar for another four days at least ! shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit !
@fincaman2 Ha! She will parody just about anybody. My introduction to her was when she parodied Kristel Verbeke, who continued to perform (including dancing) with K3 while in the family way. She told the children she had swallowed a soccer ball.
Yeah it COULD have been good- good dancing, good singing, good facial expressions but the big let down was the lyrics. They just weren't that funny. Nails never really are that funny ahaha
I wonder why I don't hear anyone laughing in the audience, really sharp stuff, really good voice, verrry funny..."blood on the floor," that's skit-show good.
And I'm a huge fan of Kate Bush, so take from that what you will.
Beetje afgezaagd dit.. Maar ik vind Tineke Schouten sowieso niet bepaald geweldig. Verder had ik me er iets totaal anders bij voorgesteld, je kan erg veel kanten op bij parody's over Kate Bush alleen dit was gewoon niks. Des ondanks vind ik Kate Bush erg mooie muziek maken en vindt ik haar style erg leuk, omdat het zo apart is en totaal niet standaard.
Ik kann maar een beetje Nederlands verstaan. Kann iemand de tekste posten? I can only understand a little Dutch. Can someone post the Dutch words to the parody?
basically it's the accent that makes it really funny, but as told before, only funny when you understand dutch....the translation does not do it right to be honest
It's more making fun of the trippy choreography in the video for that song than Kate Bush herself. And to be honest, they have a point... X3 Gets old quick, though. -_-
I've laughed my ass off the first time I saw this on tv, and untill now, it's still very funny! The point is, that it's only funny when you understand Dutch I guess. And when u appreciate the kind of humor. Some jokes are just less funny if they've been translated or subtitled this way.
She should take some more pills (with a vitamines that suites her) to make her 1st think what things she shouldn`t do to not do make her rich depending on smtg that other stars did ;)
There must be more Kate Bush fans per square mile in Holland than in any other country. I've noticed that a lot of the rarest Bush material on YouTube has come from there. So I reckon they've earned the right to parody Kate. And Tineke Schouten is a great clown!
I didn't quite like it. Choreography is atrocious, while in Kate's performances it's an expression of herself. Also the text ain't very funny. The idea for this parody is too simple, it's on a too superficial level as if this woman didn't understand Kate at first place.
One must be very talented and intelligent to parody a genius.
Tineke Schouten is an extremely intelligent woman and is very famous. It's a parody, it's not simple, it's very funny. But you're a Kate Bush fan, and people get a bit insulted. Funny thing is that the stars aren't insulted at all, just the fans.
No, it's mostly that in the Netherlands comedy is watched very differently then in ie the USA. Your not supposed to love very hard at every joke, just the really good ones. (this for me as a Dutch man makes watching USA comedy rather annoying becasue the aduience just keeps on laughing at everying the comedian say. But that's cultural differnce I guess)
Oh they do, but Dutch public doesn't scream and shout. None of the theatres has one empty place when Tineke Schouten is on stage. She has performed in the biggest theatres in Holland.
What? Only two comments since I last visited three weeks ago? This deserves a wider audience than that.
I don't think you have to be Dutch to like Tineke Schouten's parody. It isn't different in spirit from Pamela Stephenson's more famous one, "England My Leotard". (But maybe you have to be European to get it, I don't know). Anyway, I think it's witty, and Ms Schouten has some graceful moves, even if some of them remind me of Olive Oyl.
Omg!! Ik heb me suf gelachen met m'n vader :P sinds deze parodie lak ik m'n nagels nooit meer rood! xD maar ookal is dit zo Machtig Grappig!!! OMG!!!GEWELDIG!! ik heb er geen andere woorden voor :D
en eerlijk gezegt ben ik 't niet met dreamingdragon77 eens! als mensen uit andere landen dit willen zien kunnen ze 't nog tenminste een beedje begrijpen :P en misschien kunnen ze er dan ook wel om lachen!
echt een moord nummer, ik heb me kostelijk vermaakt. al is de vertaling bagger. grappen uit een andere taal komen nooit goed tot zijn recht. ook al probeer je ze zo goed en zo kwaad als het kan te vertalen.
ik waag me niet aan een vetaling, zoals ik al zei: grappen uit een andere taal komen nooit goed tot zijn recht. ook al probeer je ze zo goed en zo kwaad als het kan te vertalen. ik snap Überhaupt niet waarom je het vertaalt hebt.
She's certainly got the Kate Bush moves, but I think you have to be Dutch to really appreciate the humor of this--it's definitely a Dutch thing! lol Thanks for sharing, Menro1.
Excellent! Now do Babushka!
minnesotabongo 2 months ago
Ugh. The stumbling, holding a drink, drunk bit got old when Foster Brooks was doing it 40 years ago.
SaraTGinMD 2 months ago
Kate can sing but not dance; this is a VERY funny parody!
bulruq 4 months ago
Waterproof... waterproof... waterproof XD
thumble360 4 months ago
this sucks ! my middle finger fingernail on my right hand just broke ! right now ! honestly ! now i can't practice properly finger-picking on my guitar for another four days at least ! shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit !
MrLizardisle 7 months ago
kind of a one-note joke - the fingernails, get it?! Though the arm-waving is fair game, it certainly looks strange when Kate does it
SupernalOne 7 months ago
27 Kate Bush fans can't take a freakin' joke.
When she started the "waterproof, waterproof..." bit, I burst out laughing.
Just thinking about it cracks me up.
AshillaBeige 9 months ago
it's totally BRA-HA-HAAAAAA... :)))))
Funtastic!
xyzdgthereal 1 year ago
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Whoops, It's not a guy :P It;s a woman, right!
Sharmilka 1 year ago
Whoops, It's not a guy :P It;s woman, right!
Sharmilka 1 year ago 2
@Sharmilka It's indeed a woman!! Lol
menro1 1 year ago
The guy must have loved Kate. Otherwise he wouldn't be so good at it:>
Sharmilka 1 year ago
@Sharmilka Though I personally have to admit that Tineke sometimes indeed may be confused with a dude in drag, she's yet a woman ;)
pianoman74 3 months ago
she is horrible she isnt even funny
haha123yeah 1 year ago
I think she resembles Griff Rhys Jones as Frida in Not The Nine O' Clock News's Abba parody 'Supa Dupa'!
MsBkirk 1 year ago
zo jammer die vertaling toch is dit een van tinus haar beste typetjes
mogwaiijsbeer 1 year ago
Even in a parody like this, the melody of Wuthering Heights is still unbelievably powerful
inspireradavstatyer 1 year ago
I sometimes feel uncomfortable when someone tries to feed off someone else's genius or am I taking it to seriously ?
fincaman2 1 year ago
@fincaman2 Ha! She will parody just about anybody. My introduction to her was when she parodied Kristel Verbeke, who continued to perform (including dancing) with K3 while in the family way. She told the children she had swallowed a soccer ball.
jcstewartmit 1 year ago
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bluewolf76 1 year ago
@bluewolf76 No doubt the genius from Berkshire will be the first one to enjoy this paraody.
clognl 1 year ago
@clognl shes from kent!
tadge72 1 year ago
I think that you would find it funny if you understood hwat she sings.
çause first of all, this is not a really good translation.
second of all some words can't be translated because there are no englisch words that would mean the same thing.
it's just not the same if youre not dutch, or could understand it.
Achyuta1988 1 year ago
If this is what the dutch find funny then remind me to take a very large can of laughing gas with me next time i visit Amsterdam......
bluewolf76 1 year ago 3
the famous sense of humour in netherlands...???
tadge72 1 year ago 2
@bluewolf76 its a really bad translation, so no, this is not dutch humor if you don't understand dutch.
Annetje82 1 year ago
Yeah it COULD have been good- good dancing, good singing, good facial expressions but the big let down was the lyrics. They just weren't that funny. Nails never really are that funny ahaha
herobydefault1 2 years ago 2
hahaha loved it! a fan of kate from brazil
TinnyLinda 2 years ago
prachtig!!!!!
saw her live:D
Achyuta1988 2 years ago
Bruja
downIoder 2 years ago
It would have been funnier if it wasn't ALL about her nails. A lot of repeated jokes, and that's probably why the audience didn't laugh.
thelobsterjesus 2 years ago
I wonder why I don't hear anyone laughing in the audience, really sharp stuff, really good voice, verrry funny..."blood on the floor," that's skit-show good.
And I'm a huge fan of Kate Bush, so take from that what you will.
tracehazarrrrd 2 years ago
wauw amazing good
supermasje 2 years ago
im sure this is hilarious in holland
CHATMOSSMAN 2 years ago 4
Very interesting parody of Kate Bush. Quite funny!
Neptuneman07 2 years ago 4
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It looks like German in some ways
jolandio1990 2 years ago
It's Dutch not German
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jolandio1990 2 years ago
I think this is not funny. Kate Bush has one of the greatest voices ever..
She´s great
hjkfsfds 2 years ago
it's a parody. get over it.
WatchYourAttitude 2 years ago 3
That's why this is called a parody. People make parodys on every great person in the world.
SpringSuuz 2 years ago
Tineke Schouten is slecht, maar ik vond dit toch wel vermakelijk.
Kate Bush is geweldig.
AreYouAFool 2 years ago
Beetje afgezaagd dit.. Maar ik vind Tineke Schouten sowieso niet bepaald geweldig. Verder had ik me er iets totaal anders bij voorgesteld, je kan erg veel kanten op bij parody's over Kate Bush alleen dit was gewoon niks. Des ondanks vind ik Kate Bush erg mooie muziek maken en vindt ik haar style erg leuk, omdat het zo apart is en totaal niet standaard.
Saahrr 2 years ago
I think KB is great, you're right, but it's quite funny....
Virgmathieu 2 years ago 13
Ik kann maar een beetje Nederlands verstaan. Kann iemand de tekste posten? I can only understand a little Dutch. Can someone post the Dutch words to the parody?
jcstewartmit 2 years ago
schitterend
Fuckingdance 2 years ago
basically it's the accent that makes it really funny, but as told before, only funny when you understand dutch....the translation does not do it right to be honest
stoppekebop 2 years ago 3
Moronic.
7855waldo 2 years ago
It's more making fun of the trippy choreography in the video for that song than Kate Bush herself. And to be honest, they have a point... X3 Gets old quick, though. -_-
MorroccoSurrogate 2 years ago 2
This is unfunny. The entire parody is about her nails? Come on! What is so inherently funny about nails?
kisado 2 years ago
it is only really funny when you understand dutch.
smsgirl675 2 years ago 4
Thank god, I thought my german had gotten really really bad. I was getting about every 4th word if that.
wbtittle 2 years ago
1.55 min. LOL!!!
stoppekebop 2 years ago 3
lmao she sings about here nails?? ~.~
TheMeDynasty 2 years ago
Hahahaha nice voice
Listendudeok 2 years ago 3
VERY well done! Very funny, and the vocals are spot-on brilliant!
coffeethrall 3 years ago
Hahahaha dit is zo grappig!!!
poeseloetje 3 years ago
you only understand this if you know wuthering heigts, the song of kate bush, and when you can understand dutch
otherwise you don't understand it i guess, or it isn't funny
LiovaElise 3 years ago
I've laughed my ass off the first time I saw this on tv, and untill now, it's still very funny! The point is, that it's only funny when you understand Dutch I guess. And when u appreciate the kind of humor. Some jokes are just less funny if they've been translated or subtitled this way.
b3ll34nn4 3 years ago 3
i didnt find that funny at all...
LivingDeadKidd 3 years ago
I kind of liked it , I mean sometimes it is good to laugh at even your heros.
googoobh 3 years ago 2
But I`m impressed her perfectly excersized moves. How long that it took you ? Greets.
djbitter1 3 years ago
She should take some more pills (with a vitamines that suites her) to make her 1st think what things she shouldn`t do to not do make her rich depending on smtg that other stars did ;)
djbitter1 3 years ago
It's just dutch comedy,she wasnt really planning to get famous with this or something.
She's just really great at immitations.
That's what her comedy is about.
GuitarGirlWithCheese 3 years ago 6
@GuitarGirlWithCheese She has a good voice,it is not too high. i think she is very good,X.
Allthelovetoyou 1 year ago
Waar slaat dit op?
ArtificialSoul 3 years ago
lol you can tell she's a nail biter for real
TrainedMarmoset 3 years ago
Echt een super parodie
LordRiddleVoldemort 3 years ago 2
There must be more Kate Bush fans per square mile in Holland than in any other country. I've noticed that a lot of the rarest Bush material on YouTube has come from there. So I reckon they've earned the right to parody Kate. And Tineke Schouten is a great clown!
ketmaniac 3 years ago 2
I didn't quite like it. Choreography is atrocious, while in Kate's performances it's an expression of herself. Also the text ain't very funny. The idea for this parody is too simple, it's on a too superficial level as if this woman didn't understand Kate at first place.
One must be very talented and intelligent to parody a genius.
wildfemale 3 years ago
Tineke Schouten is an extremely intelligent woman and is very famous. It's a parody, it's not simple, it's very funny. But you're a Kate Bush fan, and people get a bit insulted. Funny thing is that the stars aren't insulted at all, just the fans.
Saartje05 3 years ago
Some stars are falling down very quickly (If you know what I mean). Some things are funny but some (few?) are definitevely NOT. Cabaille voltaire ?
If so -OK. But if you`re not and soon trying to release a quick apologize note...just don`t bother...
Did what you`re done.
Still.
djbitter1 3 years ago
It`s funny but still cruel.
djbitter1 3 years ago
Cruel? Lol. Why? It's just a parody.
Saartje05 3 years ago 4
waterproof, waterproof, waterproof!! awesome.
chrissycross 3 years ago
thats funny and awesome, doesn't seem like the audience got it though
fovea29 3 years ago
typical dutch public I guess
UrrTheWise 3 years ago
Maybe most dutch people don't really know who she is or how she used to perform...
AprilSummers1988 3 years ago
No, it's mostly that in the Netherlands comedy is watched very differently then in ie the USA. Your not supposed to love very hard at every joke, just the really good ones. (this for me as a Dutch man makes watching USA comedy rather annoying becasue the aduience just keeps on laughing at everying the comedian say. But that's cultural differnce I guess)
U0ykcuf 3 years ago
Oh they do, but Dutch public doesn't scream and shout. None of the theatres has one empty place when Tineke Schouten is on stage. She has performed in the biggest theatres in Holland.
Saartje05 3 years ago
This is so awesome. I love this lady's rendition of Kate Bush. Yeah! 1:57 is too funny!
roguemamastitcher 3 years ago 2
OMG! so funny! i love the moves at 1:57! totally hilarious!
Katebushfan4lyfe 3 years ago 2
Absolutely fantastic!!!
KosephMivyotlh 3 years ago
Nobody could, with nails like those.
ketmaniac 3 years ago 5
wahaha XD 'waterproof,waterproof,waterproof'.
Sunsisopho 3 years ago 2
All her dance moves make sense now! The were pushed for time in the hair/make-up/nails department + sent her on with wet nails!
marz0 3 years ago 5
Nuts..
uforikboi 3 years ago
goeie imitatie... persoonlijk ben ik geen fan van beiden (tineke en Kate) dus dat komt mooi uit..
Fkate 3 years ago 3
Geweldig... ben zelf ook een groot fan van kate en tineke.
DutchShaniaTwainFan 3 years ago
What? Only two comments since I last visited three weeks ago? This deserves a wider audience than that.
I don't think you have to be Dutch to like Tineke Schouten's parody. It isn't different in spirit from Pamela Stephenson's more famous one, "England My Leotard". (But maybe you have to be European to get it, I don't know). Anyway, I think it's witty, and Ms Schouten has some graceful moves, even if some of them remind me of Olive Oyl.
Kite Bloosh...love it!
ketmaniac 3 years ago 3
Kate is enough bizzare. She needs no help.
skladanowski 3 years ago 3
Omg!! Ik heb me suf gelachen met m'n vader :P sinds deze parodie lak ik m'n nagels nooit meer rood! xD maar ookal is dit zo Machtig Grappig!!! OMG!!!GEWELDIG!! ik heb er geen andere woorden voor :D
en eerlijk gezegt ben ik 't niet met dreamingdragon77 eens! als mensen uit andere landen dit willen zien kunnen ze 't nog tenminste een beedje begrijpen :P en misschien kunnen ze er dan ook wel om lachen!
BiZzYx 3 years ago 2
eventhough her nails weren't red in the wuthering heights video
xXxMysticalMoonxXx 3 years ago
Good moves, and funny too. The idea of Kate twirling her arms just to dry her nails...
ketmaniac 3 years ago 11
whahaha, over nagels xD
xxpluusxx 3 years ago 3
echt een moord nummer, ik heb me kostelijk vermaakt. al is de vertaling bagger. grappen uit een andere taal komen nooit goed tot zijn recht. ook al probeer je ze zo goed en zo kwaad als het kan te vertalen.
dreamingdragon77 3 years ago 2
Vertaling bagger? Nou,dank je wel... Maar sta open voor een betere vertaling,dus als je je geroepen voelt???
menro1 3 years ago
ik waag me niet aan een vetaling, zoals ik al zei: grappen uit een andere taal komen nooit goed tot zijn recht. ook al probeer je ze zo goed en zo kwaad als het kan te vertalen. ik snap Überhaupt niet waarom je het vertaalt hebt.
dreamingdragon77 3 years ago
Omdat ik deze video op een Engels-talige Kate Bush discussie site wilde zetten,waar ik lid van ben. Anders had ik dit nooit gedaan!!!
menro1 3 years ago
ow vandaar, maar verder vind het prima hoor. het is en blijft een leuke parodie.
dreamingdragon77 3 years ago 2
@dreamingdragon77 helemaal mee eens, wat slecht vertaald. Dit moet je ook niet eens willen vertalen en zelfs dan kan ik het nog beter ja.
Annetje82 1 year ago
Very good parody... and Tineke isn't ugly? I get it, and I can't speak a word of Dutch!
CHFCooper 3 years ago
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it's an ugly woman making a twat of herself...
brushuk 3 years ago
That was just a bit scary.
burnedparadise 3 years ago
the bad thing is that you can't really translate this into english so...
tineke really rules:D
Achyuta1988 3 years ago 3
tineke schouten is zo leuk :D
mandyyy1 3 years ago 2
heh poor Kate but i like it XD
StrawberryShizu 4 years ago 3
its not bad
ghrauy 4 years ago
So sorry for not being Dutch... ;)
ribogok 4 years ago
She's certainly got the Kate Bush moves, but I think you have to be Dutch to really appreciate the humor of this--it's definitely a Dutch thing! lol Thanks for sharing, Menro1.
Judex 4 years ago 4
I don't know, I don't hear the audience laughing that much
ManfredDeJesus 3 years ago
Ook als Nederlander vind ik Tineke Schouten geen hol aan.
Dodec84 3 years ago
Te gek dat je die nummer op site heb gezet!!!
Loveeliny 4 years ago 2