Boris Johnson terminated by the Terminator

[Choccybics]

"You know how I said I'd kill you last?" I lied"

[dumduk]

Arnold isn't even a politician, the only reason he was an actor was because of his good buddy steroids

[sweetypie000]

a few station just got heritage status which is handy for TFL because they can use it as an excuse to continue doing fuck all to improve them.

The tube is a sham, fekking disgrace

source: me, 10 times a week user for 25 years and no other option

boris is a useless lard ass oiky twat toff and has done nothing for london

[UKGameMaster]

Boris cannot be terminated.

[Spookykind]

arnold schwarzenegger

[EllyMcCormack]

Why did this hit the news? :S

[mistaben2k]

Boris you are a total fool,come on Ken and thrash him out at the next London

elections.

[sweetypie000]

@mistaben2k one lazy asshole for another asshole ? you are easily pleased.

[hyylo]

hi

can someone please tell me what policy of Boris or Livingstone they actually think is good?

do they have any policy to reduce the tax on people who work?

it seems that no matter what government is in power the most important issues remain the same.

could it be that our government is controlled by the large banks and the media to give us the false belief we can choose our leaders.

to learn the truth search youtube for:

.....Zeitgeist 9/11.....

i hope it helps

[Bcraggen]

ROFL 1:07 Boris Johnson has Aides

[tehbois]

1:23 WHOAH THAT'S A BEARD!

[SirOneoneselfandone]

this could never happen

[madhammudeux]

That's just Borris.  'What we have ladies and gentlemen, or rather what we don't have ladies and gentlemen is brababarbabablolalalahakskfwhe­eee right after pudding!'.

That's good hard Tory politics right there.

[PsychopathicKnees]

IN Eight weeks and 48 hours Sirens will enter that Park and no one will stop it from happening.

[mistaben2k]

He's a bumbling bafoon.

[GimmeYourBlood]

Fuck off Arnie, how many videos are there are of you on the internet talking about how working out in the gym makes you feel like you're cumming.

I don't vote conservative but Boris Johnson is awesome haha

[mojopin70]

@GimmeYourBlood LOL yes true you should see arnie in brazil trying to speak portuguese too thats pretty funny

[scotty123123]

Katie Derham is so hot

[dnreed87]

thats it?

[livegems]

The Labor Party freed up the constrictive fixed system the rich had in place for centuries: now on to an elected second chamber with either Labor or the Dems. If the Conservatives were in again I imagine they would re-close bars at 11pm and make smoking compulsory everywhere.

[NoLeftThumbs]

@livegems Heavens forbid that someone actually tackles the ridiclious booze issue in Britain and re-allows people to smoke where they wish!

[livegems]

@NoLeftThumbs So did you lose your thumbs from smoking, or ...? 4,000 chemicals says keep that minority death and stress spreader away from decent civilized people.

[livegems]

@NoLeftThumbs Or do you want the no 1 killer of workers back again, so their pubs are chock full of smoke all weekend with the doors all shut like a Belsen gas chamber, so they all continue to die at 60 as before, ensuring a quick turnover in laborers generation by generation?

[NoLeftThumbs]

@livegems

yes because labour has done a fantastic job at handling unemployment, not like it's now at it's highest since the recession in the 70s.

[livegems]

@NoLeftThumbs There was a huge breakdown in finance in 2008, as the bank people stole billions from dodgy mortgages etc--simply ramping up the amount of ways to do "business" for themselves. This no doubt led to serious unemployment, as it did in the US. People should have total freedom of choice, but not when the thing they wish to do is harmful to others eg smoking. Afterall, doing something for your own desire not caring if it harms others is a definition of evil. Eg: Iraq war, etc.

[livegems]

@NoLeftThumbs

I do see the unusual geo-physical nature of England: the temptation to crush other people in a small place, people who may as well be a different race (because of strict intermarriage among the three social layers, in a land separated from other countries by sea). But most people in the world, by the standards of where they live, would see that as wrong.

[animesis]

@livegems

3 layeres of strict intermarriage, i must have you wrong, i sincerely hope so, but the only real layer of marriage thats controlled is that of the royals, like just about every other royal family across the globe and they can drop that if they want

the worlds oldest suriving democracy with the first trial by jury, first abolishers of slavery and worlds first and best rated public health systems where Everyone is covered is hardly seen by other countries as wrong...

[livegems]

@NoLeftThumbs I just read your answer again: you actually answered "yes" to the question whether it would be good to reduce (by death) some elements of the population in England!!

[NoLeftThumbs]

@livegems Where did I say that reducing the population via death would be a good idea? Nice attempt at trying to put words in my mouth, but it won't work skippy.

And who is it who left the banks, immigration and MPs unchecked? Oh wait...Labour

[livegems]

@NoLeftThumbs No! Who invaded the world's spear-toting countries, and who now has those folk knocking on your door? It's called payback time.

[AlphaRex1000]

@NoLeftThumbs even now unemployment is not at the same level created by Thatcher in the eighties it hit 10%

[NoLeftThumbs]

@AlphaRex1000 Unemployment is the highest its being since the 70s, even under thatcher at least we had a stable economy.

[Avionicgenius]

Just a gaffe...almost as bad as Gordon Brown bigot remark

[BrapBrap1234]

@Avionicgenius nowhere near as bad... Brown was just plain rude. tahst what he's like. No amount of PR will change what a grumpy git he is

[jondea0]

why would you want an actor as a leader? I have no idea how good he actually is but ask yourself, would he have got anywhere near governor if he wasn't a celebrity already?

[gmcrocket]

1:24... what a beard

[mysisterfanny]

i can't beleaive they let Borris in charge of things over here.. what a fucking idiot haha

[Doversreturn]

who gives a shit what arnold swastika thinks,I think it is a good thing that boris is'nt an actor.Thats why we like him.

[23rdMarineCommandos]

@Doversreturn Arnold Schwarzenegger s Austrian and lives in America you fuckwit. In no way does he have any link whatsoever with the Nazi party. Moron.

[Doversreturn]

@23rdMarineCommandos shut up you retarded yanky twat.

[23rdMarineCommandos]

@Doversreturn I'm Scottish you spastic. How am I retarded? People like you are why the world is shit. Go jump off something tall.

[Doversreturn]

@23rdMarineCommandos even fucking worse



[Averagegamer100]

@Doversreturn arnold swastika? He isn't a Nazi...

[Doversreturn]

who gives a shit what arnold swastika thinks,I think it is a good thing that boris is'nt an actor.Thats why we like him.

[kealyc]

Is it really important what that muscle-bound Austrian thinks of our Mayor ?

[PsychopathicKnees]

Arnold Rules !! \m/

[sean007s]

Arnold fucked him up lol

[PsychopathicKnees]

@sean007s

\M/

[MothRoom]

@sean007s

how? By criticizing him? Wow, idiot person.

[sean007s]

@MothRoom

30 people agree with me.

Also responding to my comment that is almost a year old is hilarious.

[MothRoom]

@sean007s

In this arena [politics] one year isn't long, especially since I discussion doesn't last one day and end. Also, I disagree with you, I don't care about idiots who agree with such a benign unenlightened self absorbed, thoughtless comment because you obviously need those 30 to ignore mine, I care about my opinion against yours. If you got a problem with that then maybe you dont find me calling you an idiot person, at all funny. I doubt you do, idiot person. :)

[sean007s]

@MothRoom

Such a long sentence in reply to my comment almost a year ago plus the fact It was a small joke.

Obviously you have no issues at home.

Oh no, he called me an idiot. Really offended now. :(

[MothRoom]

@sean007s

Wow, issues at home. No, No issues at home. I like writting essays to people I dont necessarily think are lost causes, just people who need to wake up a little.

There's no issues in my household that would make you life seem just a little bit better, unfortunatly. Politics really isn't your arena, that's why you think Arney is Awsome. hehe. Excuse the long ass evaluation. Sorry to have offended you.

[sean007s]

@MothRoom

Again it was a joke and was sarcasm.

Why you are even replying to me is mind boggling.

[PsychopathicKnees]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is God

[flickfi]

Lovely Boris, funny,charming, and very very clever.

[PsychopathicKnees]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is like God And Satan !

Look out for The Expendables.. ..

[MarriedVirus]

He doesn't struggle with English, he just doesn't care enough to be articulate :P

I don't think Boris Johnson really takes politics seriously - as a result, he's one of the more accessible politicians :P He can connect with the rest of the people who couldn't really care less

[anotherstm]

go ARNOLD

[poobill]

they did that whole news story because he stuttered in a speech and Arnie noticed?

[caimisace]

boris johnson is a legend

[ReluctantChameleon]

News presenters should not give personal opinions - they're supposed to be impartial... HOWEVER, Boris is a jerk who fumbles intentionally to look "like a regular guy" so I'm glad someone made a good dig at him - even if it had to be Arnold.

[NewYankee01]

yeah i fucking cant stand it when newsreaders do that, thats why i always watch bbc over sky and itv especially.

[johntkucz]

I like how boris can occasionally fumble!! A mayor SHOULD NOT be some "invulnerable terminator meathead", but rather someone human, personalbe, to whom you can relate, of which boris is.

[MrOllieeeeeeeee]

so instead of a controlled intelligent political leader you would rather a bumbling, slightly incompetent cretin that makes our allies laugh?

[animesis]

@MrOllieeeeeeeee

actually if you read any of dear Boris' work you will find he is atonishingly intelligent, being bad at public speaking and such doesnt not make him a cretin

[b69nn]

the fumbilator, another cracking pun made by some stiff southern blurt presenter

[berrier123]

lol the fumblilater

[kensei85]

made me laugh too lol

[cefballer101]

the news presenters are dicks

[ponderingwonderer]

i think arnold and boris should do an press conference together, like blair and arnie did, that would make for amazing TV XD

[thimmay]

americans can´t understand things if they are not made into oneliners.

[Wadethroughblood]

Arnold is Awesome !!

Arnold is Awesome !!

[fondoogle]

boris = legend. fuck arnie.

[oliver949oc]

lol fumbulator

[mackeyman999]

Boris is a hero. Arnie can do one.

[jeffbrister2004]

Arnold's funny!

[afteq]

Arnie obviously doesn't know Boris, that's what he does, and that's why I love him

[tellyisrubbish]

"The fumbilator" gosh, how witty.

[evilmajikman]

lol fumbling. That's my new favorite word now.

[WelshFromTheWest]

mad muppet

[axiomiser]

the fumblator!!! lol!

[Wadethroughblood]

Arnold Schwarzenegger's Death Metal Walk !

[texasoilfields]

can someone please post boris' reply to this?

[SDMFWilfred]

USA Should take over this Operation.

In other words Arnie is Ace !

[spikelineus]

Arnold owns Boris.

[TheHusky9]

Boris johnson is the best mayor i have EVER come across. Arnold swartz(whatever) went from an actor to a high ranking politician.... yeah he has no say. Stupid idiot

[rewindDUDE]

exactly

[ch1ral]

being a politician isnt about having loads of qualifications, its about putting into practice what the majority of people need

boris johnson is isolated from his constituents in that he's a twat

arnie on the other hand is far more down to earth

[Aidaism]

Lol. That is so funny. He might have the manner of a fumbling buffoon, but I don't doubt his intelligence.

[toommay]

intelligence!? what intelligence?! being a right wing toff doesn't make you intelligent.

[Aidaism]

(?!) Perhaps you should try reading and digesting an entire comment in future.

Fail harder next time.

[toommay]

There was no "fail" involved. I was agreeing with your comment, moron.

[Aidaism]

toomay: "i never agreed nor disagreed with your comment, in fact I was agreeing with you."

Glad to see that you corrected your first reply before deleting it, by beginning with a capital letter and only vaguely contradictory and senseless shit the second time around, Moron.

[toommay]

i'm not here for an english exam. sorry i didnt conform to your perfection. still, i wasn't disagreeing with you, so I think YOU should read the comment properly before YOU post. asswipe.

[Aidaism]

I think you've clearly shown how moronic you are enough. Epic fails are an understatement.

It's time to get off of the computer before mummy arrives home.

[toommay]

patronising me makes no difference? I'm not moronic. I've played football for the past 5 hours, I'm fucking knackered. Don't even know where this "moron" shit came from, but you're more one than me for springing it up for no reaso.

[turxxx]

I can't stand 'London Tonight'. The news readers are so annoying. They all think that they're comedians.

On another note, where's the video of Boris's response to this? I think he calls Schwarzenegger an 'Austrian cyborg' or something like that.

[arnoldesnumerouno]

thats a hefty set of handlebars there at 1 : 22

[ytvattnet]

wondering

[ytvattnet]

i just vonserig how is boris johnsson? i newer heared off him? i am from sweden.

[hax0r99999]

Lord Mayor of London

[ytvattnet]

ok. then i know.. i see no use off him as an Lord mayor of London doh., hesa a compleate fumbeling bwso. Please make schore he is remowed. my god. Ewen Jhon clease ore Rowan atkinssone. (Mr:Bean is more souteble for the job then him. ^^

[TheBestPrevail]

Please make sure you do something more useful with your life, than pretend to be a Swedish person, whilst typing comments on Youtube.

[ytvattnet]

tyvär för din del så är jag just en svensk. jag är en kille på 24 år och det du läste var jag fasst då var jag lite full på tysk öl.. if you dont beleve me that im a swede! ok fine thats youre problem..

[pigeonshouse]

'Lord Mayor'? Get your facts right.

The 'Lord Mayor' is the Mayor of the City of London - currently Ian Luder.

Boris Johnson is simply the Mayor of London - meaning he can make decisions on behalf of the 31 London Boroughs and the City of Westminster.

[hax0r99999]

Have a cry dude :P

[goneindaed]

HAHAHA BORRIS THE BIG FAT ALBINO

[Imboredandfree]

Hows the HOmeFries ?

[Imboredandfree]

no, not 1997, silly me, 2000/1or 2

[PresidentMugabe1990]

are you a chick? im getting grief from a chick? go back to the kitchen sweetheart, real men are talking..

[Loftworthy]

Are you a chauvanist? Go back to school dickhead, real humans are talking.

[Imboredandfree]

Ha ha, very funny. Do you visit cricket sites and fly in Bangkok Danfgerous for 13 hours!

I so like Please sir, I want some more spidermen stuck to the ceiling of the unit iin 1997!

[NICKvavavoomCAREY]

i find it ironic that Arnie is mocking someone elses speaking skills. he was an awful awful actor

[ChainsawMelodies]

The guy was fumbling all over the place. He couldnt even get a solid word out without repeating it atleast 20 times.

[PresidentMugabe1990]

so you think arnold schwarzeneggar, a former actor/bodybuilder from Austria makes a better senator than somebody who has studied politics all their lives and understand the workings of congress?

[ChainsawMelodies]

In order to be wealthy through a business career one must have a sufficient amount of knowledge. He may sound dumb because of his accent, but he had good work ethic that made him more successful than four people could ever be; he was a renowned actor, body builder, business man and a politician.

Also everyone has the potential to be a genius, the limiting factor being, of course, perceived intelligence. What separates the two? Their mannerisms? Eton? Classical studies?

[ChainsawMelodies]

Besides, if schwarzenegger was never an actor or bodybuilder, you wouldnt look down on him like you do. He is a great governor. Schwarzenegger can do it all!

[astromelody]

Yes, he was fumbling around his words. Keenly observed. Hardly a remark worth making all this fuss over.

[zenox000]

fuck gay people. Fuck yourself, didnt momma and pappa raise you properly..hahaha...So typical.

[GhostReconGuy]

facepalm. He said FUMBLING ALL OVER THE PLACE not FUMBLING BAFFOON. facepalm x2

[PresidentMugabe1990]

arnie, that steroid eating cheat. go boris!! 2012 London olympics wooh

[ChainsawMelodies]

Ok just so you know Arnold is doing a fantastic job as govener of California. So just shut up because you're making a fool out of yourself. And for the record, boris sucks ass.

[PresidentMugabe1990]

clearly your embarasin yurself.. how can a fucking actor be governor of california.. hes probably has a hundred advostors telling him what to do.. he's an actor an ACTOR! How can a steroid eating, monsyllabic speaking actor no what hes doing?

[ChainsawMelodies]

because if you had any brain in your head youd understand that it matters what you do, not what you done. And of course politics have advisors, it would be stupid not to have any. He is out there alot instead of staying in his office. He works with the people. But I can tell that you don't even know anything about what he is doing because you wouldnt be saying that. And it's idiots like you that piss me off because instead of looking at the good things hes doing your just "HES AN ACTOR HE SUX"

[ChainsawMelodies]

But I could already tell from your horrid spelling and the low ammount of your how open you are that you clearly don't know what you're talking about.