Well...sh*t lol

[fuckinwayshegoes]

Fuck you straight to hell defucko

[jaskirandeol]

he sed stanley park so vancouver, british columbia

[QuiffyJayde]

hey dude SUCK MY BALLS!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU PHILLIPDEFRANCO......love you ^_^

[peanut6599]

You should come to Arkansas

[MsDesignDiva]

Dang, wish i had known about you at this time, but i found your channel about 2 months too late. I live in BC about 2 hours away from Vancouver. Would have been awesome to come and say hi.

[SxeScotty]

@MsDesignDiva this is 09... hehe

[MsDesignDiva]

@SxeScotty I'm well aware that this video was made in 09, what I was saying was that I had found out about this channel only 2 months after it was made. I would have gone to the gathering with one of my friends and it would have been awesome but i found out about the channel way too late for that.

[TheSoccerGaby]

vancuvor,oregon or vancuvor,canada

[HoneyBeeGoddess]

@TheSoccerGaby Vancouver is actually not in Oregon...it's In Washington...just saying.

[quittes]

The point of this is what??

[xoxmusiczxox12]

aww f i is sad now cause i never got to meet you :(

[pker4lyfe1]

@xoxmusiczxox12 FUCK YOU SAND NIGGEERRRRRRRRRRRERER

[xoxmusiczxox12]

... okay...

[zomgwtfkennedy]

for sure you should come to melbourne,australia

[kcaz64]

Just because Dane Cook was the first person you heard say clusterfuck doesn't mean he invented it.

[dsc385]

it's true, white guys in vancouver like the skanky asian girls for some reason.

[MrProminance1]

Of all the ads to come up while the Philip DeFranco show: a site for helping youtubers meet and enjoy the company of gay men. what does it mean?!

[Kami9799]

lol fun to look back at your old videos...just 2 months huh? yeah, not so much anymore lol

[IneedAhug101]

You are sooo not chunky!!! You are freakin' adorable =] hehe Especially with those cute dimples =D

Btw, u got me saying cluster fuck every chance I get now xD

[TheZaneTaylor]

DUUUUDE!!! I was in frickin' Vancouver the same week u were. But I didn't know about u then. But I love ya now! ;) LOL. plus I live in Santa Clarita. It's around LA. anyway. Peace dawg!

[DirectorBrandi]

Omg, I was going to Vancouver the day this was uploaded. :] On a plane, yay.

[aceofspads94]

come to victoria! its close to vancouver! :P

[IIlegendII]

come to montreal!

[DjZuzarte7283]

if you like vancouver come see toronto

but vancouvers awesome

[croblesky]

YEEEAH VANCOUVER!

[trugertha]

and we smoke pot come on now, you should have checked out the Cannabis culture head quarters.

[AnonimosArtist]

I used to live in Vancouver, the aquarium is awesome :) you should come to Saskatchewan!

[VanbastenB]

sucks that i missed the vancouver thing lol

[Jericho2k7]

Phil seemed to know a lot about Vancouver.

[softballdudet94]

haha cluster fuck

[dragonlord174]

Clusterfuck is from Dane Cook I bet

[GiggleBerrys]

dane cook is not the first person to say clusterfuck, its been around long before he was born

[RainbowBarbie24]

Clusterfuck is a military term...don't know if it originated from them but it certainly was yelled a whole bunch...ya...

[GiggleBerrys]

i was just saying that dane cook didnt invent the term

[flyboy8492]

you girls are falling head over heels over sidewalk over earth over milky way over the universe for phil, lol.

does your head hurt?

lol, phil, you need to get out in the sun (and so do i, lol).

[MaddieMcCartney1]

You're not chunky! You're perfect!

I can't believe I missed you in Vancouver! That ruined my day...

And when you talk about your girlfriend, it makes it hard for me to pretend you love me D;

[ILOVEMUZAK19]

come to MD

[abbyeandkatie132]

ur not chunky! ur cute! love the dimples!!

[CanadaGradeEh]

I found you just after you left Vancouver. Sucks that I missed you, but whatevs. Come back up some time. Plenty of Asian girls that still need bangin'.

[loratorium]

i am crying. why did i miss you in vancouver. i actaully have tears.

what should i do with myself.

lor = heartbroken.

:'(

<3

[pgkutie1234]

come to Cleveland!!

[Drizzt116]

I know in another video you didn't say any dates but could you estimate maybe what month or time of year your gonna be doin them? P.S. try to come to Florida if you can, Maybe before Tallahassee or somewher around it. it's not to far from Atlanta and it's the capital.

[inubleachfan1221]

Oh my goodness i just love phil, it is just too effing cute! gosh i love him, i am a sucker for dimples and big brown eyes:) him and ryan higa have to be the two hottest youtubers for me:)

[ydontufontainebleau]

he isnt chunky ....

[ydontufontainebleau]

He is so friggin adorable I wanna like totally make out with him jk jk

[ImRiskyBusiness]

Hes cute :)

[DarkHero187]

squishy face

[ericparsons79]

man, everyone now lives in cali just to be in a youtube channel...i mean, if i was friends with them, i'd visit, but its not where i'd permanently settle lol

[wafflepwnlover]

Oh look. K-Mart is having a sale on personality.

[anusmister]

trinkets

[Damhagor]

what's wrong with your face

[Andurhil]

yeah its really hard to watch this sorry i have to go before it finishes the girl from the Orphan movie is staring at me.. right next to the video.. im scared

[missnadya83]

rien compris !

[julandfrank]

prce ke t francais....

[TanAss89]

stanley park are wank

[waitnonthewrld2chnge]

cluster fuck of trinkets(:

lol

your so funny.

[helpma1234]

so im confused, does he live in LA now? because on twitter a couple weeks ago they were going house shopping. Are they back in Georgia? or just like renting something until they get back? thanks for answering!

[jberg2121]

he is moving to LA and getting rid of his apartment in ALT

[kozarac5]

They're staying in LA, most likely since they started TheStation.

[EmoRawz]

no...he doesn't....he has a girl friend...

[waitnonthewrld2chnge]

you should really come to VEGAS(:

[zuchii]

I wish i was an asian girl :)

[dyicealla]

"cluster fuck" seems to be your word of the week lol awesome!

[savannahbrown8888]

Man I love your hair!!!!

[ChelseaxCORExx]

Clusterfuck. Makes me laugh everytime. [:

[xxrockisalivexx]

you said "clusterfuck" in today's video too =O

[spastic017]

what the fuck is this

[TheGuyNamedHenryG]

Who the fuck are you?

:P

[FlySpades11]

he's a youtube star

[TheGuyNamedHenryG]

I was replying to spastic017.

xD

[spastic017]

wtf

what does he try to say

he's boring

[PAINRedefinedxFN]

apparently..you're retarded

[spastic017]

no, you are, for watching this seriously.

[kilermitko]

thats what she said.

[nemaat]

VVVSameVVV ~~~ Got no sleep 2 day... thought I'd check youtube :P

[CharismaticEnigma6]

tired

[iCraveCHJEEZ]

"hey i'm a fucking statue" lol makes me wana not ever go back to school. you've inspired me. i love you....that's not gay.

[emhorner22]

Hey show your little index fingers again!!

[PsychoNinjaFreak]

hahaha "i love you guys, long time."

[ohXdamnXsam]

xD "AY! i'm a fucking statue"

[SupH1337]

You say Cluster Fuck ALOT.

xD

[tarolston]

dane cook yay!

[RunnWithScissors]

Well, damn..

I can't believe you were in Vancouver..

I would have loved to meet you.

Your videos are so real

[aaron16847]

is Vancouver in Canada ??

[BillyTalent271]

oh wow......( of course it is)

[aaron16847]

you dont have to be a dick .. it was just a question

[BillyTalent271]

sorry, should've reacted differently.....just kinda shocked though....id understand if you've asked a question like " is Yelllowknife in Canada?" or something along the line of that....

[aaron16847]

yeah so maybe im not the smartest guy .. but i dont really care

(is yellowknife in canada?)

[BillyTalent271]

yes it is

[taylorduquette]

yes

[aaron16847]

yeah i already got that .. when the first guy said it

[taylorduquette]

oh my bad i didnt see him

[corndogsx4xbreakfast]

anyone else jizz when he said "I love you guys- Long time?"

[SomeApplesauce]

cluster fuck rofl

[islndboy12]

u love the word clusterfuk lmao

[woahx0x0]

..you have KIND eyes, philipo defranco.

you know what they say about kind eyes?

[XxlovemesxX22]

they get raped?

[naibotG]

...equals big hands?

[WuzUpItzCourtney]

you like the word "clusterfuck" don't you?

lol.

[minitap2]

DAMNET YOU SHOULDA TOLD ME U WHERE IN VANCOVER cause i was at sciene world lol

[mnmmoose14]

"I love you guys long time!" LOL

[vsklovesyouu]

apart from the idiots talking about sucking dicks... I find DeFranco mildly interesting (:

[jefy234]

...like your too good to approve... you piss me off.

[Chrispi93]

who fucking cares if you're "chunky" you are sexy as hell!

[bluejuice12]

yesh, hence the "sxephil" xD

[Chrispi93]

damn freaken straight!!!

[supereagleone]

everyone who puts you suck is sucking there boyfreinds dick

[BrokennStringss]

I love the comments that read shit like "You suck" and "Your a faggot." Like, why take the time to write that? Lol. It sounds almost concieted. Like you think that your SO important that those two or three words are going to change his life. You should get one (:

[yelir92]

you suck

[yelir92]

I was talking to BrokennStringss, faggot

[StrikerlandMovies]

Hey your the one who said you wanted him to suck

[TinkerTotsTatorTots]

Hehe, always manage to make you're videos funny! XD I don't get why people are idiots when commenting...

[jesusantispray]

wow suprised at all the hate your getting man, although they sound like idiots from their comments so its not really much of a loss.

[0mgitsharry]

Your the man!

[Zeonark]

Clusterfuck.

Best word of 2009.

[evanrdue2053]

naw that was around a couple years earlier..

[go4the101]

Dane Cook coined that word/phrase a couple years ago

[supereagleone]

dane cook steals everything he says from everyone else he sucks

[WorldsGreatestPerson]

That word is 10 years old.

[seanyinabox]

sean was here

[toadroll]

I love you guys... a long time. XD

[zzzzzzzoe7]

clusterfuck= my new favorite word

[MrMercyMercyMe]

You have a foul mouth and you're ugly.

[thedetective22]

faggot

[nickm34456]

umm thats not nice >80

[AikidoLover4ever]

The fact that you would take the time to call some one a "faggot", who you know nothing about, indicates that you either have a deep sexual desire to suck a nice big fat cock, OR, you are deeply insecure with your sexuality and would benefit greatly by sucking a nice big, fat cock, and perhaps you should also consider swallowing. Either way, get on your knees, and get it out of the way. You know you want it. Let me know how that goes. Bye 4 now.

[bomber4]

lol you're a faggot

[TheProdigiez]

Got some video from the meeting at Stanley Park in my channel =P

[yomama2286]

nothing against you phil, but you're getting fat....

[PremiumPastaSauce]

That would be something against him then. He also probably knows already.

[will5125]

Wtf? The only thing u can see is his face moron.

[charlesbyers]

clustafuck, im gunna start using that more often!

[antmurphy98]

lol he sed cluster fuck!!

[spillaflo]

check out spilla flo video

[CompHelp411]

Cali?!? WEST SAC?!!!? fuuck hopefully!

go there

[brenito52]

clusterfuck

[tanarajean]

hey im a fucking stachue

dildo dildo a-roony-rooooo!!

[parth2468]

dudes thats so cool how your going from place to place (cept the driving part) hope you have a blast in cali

cool vid!

[bluntedinatx]

why is this faggot in featured videos?

[krishneft]

He is featured becoz he sucked so many cocks. Don't u just love to cum on his big face and pointy nose on the camera?

[wudacudashuda]

My aren't you clever. You should get a gold star for coming up with that.

[JWilliamson1987]

"I love you guys long time." LOL

[grizzzlystr8]

the stanly cup is named after lord stanly it was his ash tray and some how it got under a bridge and drunk hockey players found it and they decided to give it to the best hockey team

[Mysterouscowboy]

i love u guys {a long time} lol little asian joke thrown in

[allanisfresh]

qet a life virgin

[jbar07]

wow, douchbag of the highest order.

[Shittywaffles]

Philip. I think we're related.

[yusukesushi]

your awesome

[kilryan]

AYYY ima fuckin statue

[saturninenight]

He should make a good father.....All up in your face like those father's at the P.T.A. meetings.

[markpianoman]

you need braces on those teeth!

[GrandMastersensi]

i think your videos are being stolen are something and because i saw a vid of you on a vid with a different name. just wanted to tell you if you didn't know already.

[Ghaztoir]

Fuck you Philip Defranco!!!

[reefrash00]

Dude, I like you but,v your sad ass will be taken apart there

Fuck those biotches and give me a call. Good luck,

[Webkinzluver45673]

U look Like Brad Pitt Dude.

[um7asooni]

phil!! cut down on the junk ! no offence but ur getting heavier day by day!

[OoMASEoO]

EYYY I'm a fuckin statue!

[CityStaticX]

Wait, what happened to sxephil? He has two channels?

[TheStrangeChild]

This is his other chanel

[OoMASEoO]

Phil, can you do a video talking about the difference between "your" vs "you're"? You have the power Phil. You have the power to change the world. One troll at a time.

[locoman3321]

this guy is really funny

[Greywing187]

People couldn't stop at blogs, they had to make vlogs AKA the gayest thing ever.

[XxSpartaxX]

THANK YOU!!!! AMEN!!!!!

[viperx68]

haha nice ending "I love you guys!...long time"

[GalaxyLuma]

By the way, don't say "Cali" when you're in California. The people in California automatically know who's an outsider or tourist by whom so ever says "Cali".

But yeah. Have fun over there!!

[millennialgirl]

LOL that is so true!

[7DavidKim]

I've learned that the fatter you get, the less viewers you get^_^.

Phil, lose some weight if you want more viewers.

[MysticAFI]

haha, that is shallow but hilarious.

[7DavidKim]

It's true! Phil was getting more viewers when he was skinnier and now he's getting less viewers due to his pudge!