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  • The look on Sum's face when the first hero steps up is priceless.

  • 2:00 wowwwww shes reallyyyyy cute

  • Wait, the tommy guns I can understand, but a German pistol from WW1?

  • @Drac0Meteor this pistol was actually VERY common in china

    because the Surplus was alot and china had alot of buyers :P

    AKA gangs

  • @AznLoserWin Ahh, that explains it, for a while I thought it was just used to fill in a gap, but now that I think about it, China never really made it's own typical service pistol either. Thanks.

  • damn, all the people there are strong, but they are pretending to be weak.

  • If only Ip Man were here...

    the Axe Gangsters would run away crying before the fight xD

  • 2:09 LOL kinda ruined the moment for me XD

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  • I love being Chinese and understanding Cantonese

  • this coolie is cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is the kung fu

  • Flacon ho Falcon STFU

  • mmmmm thats some good opium

  • @MarcusAvon2 lol just like from master of the flying gullintine

  • His name isn't coolie, coolie means a labour worker in china.

  • spoiler alert all 3 of them die at the middle of movie

  • How does physics work again?

  • @BlastC0R3 WHO CARES?! This fuckin' rocks!

  • the gay iron fists rocks the house!!!!

  • they throw the wine on another person 1:27 not only the mother & her son o.O ?????

    see that ( sorry for bad language )

  • @AOmanga im pretty sure thats gasoline?

  • @jeagerpoelse whatever, but there is someone else they through the gasoline on him

    1:27

  • Coolie, the fairy, and Donut. The most kick ass fighting force in all of Asia

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  • it was me!

  • Mmm... Oily Chinese guys that breaks gravity...

  • And so it was. 50% of the pollution we have today is from a epic fight from the past. A baker, kicking ass and rising a storm.

  • @445h raising*

    

  • someone please tell me what song this is when they start fighting

  • @Kyleisanoob12 Decree of the sichuan general.

  • i am so in love with the coolie guy (hihi)... too bad he had to die so soon and brutal :(... but stephen chow killed it at the end... :)

  • i REALLY burst into laughter when the guy who seems to be a kung fu technique master seeking for a descendant to pass on turns out to be a bum!

    really looked as if the kid is believing the words of this old fool

  • flamboyant Tailor's using Wonderwoman techniques!

  • @sugarcaffeine4blood -.- its Hung Gar Iron Wire Fist. please don't mix chinese martial arts with western nonsense.

  • @DaEmoBoii Yes another movie to watch X3 I am a c-b-c so yeahhh... I love old kung-fu movies by the three directing brothers XD Always appearing in their own movies haha!

  • @sugarcaffeine4blood hi, i'm sorry but i dont quite get you, whats other movie ? and whats a c-b-c? i love old movies too! they are much better then the new trash movies these days. i love movies from Golden Harvest productions :)

  • @DaEmoBoii hmm? The first comment I made was something me and a friend realized XD Thought it kind of fit the Tailor >3> a c-b-c means canadian born Chinese XD Chinese but grew up with western culture. I agree with you there hun today's movies are kinda the same. I do love Stephen Chow though! I grew up watching his movies it's part of why I can speak Cantonese!

  • 2:16 - 3:05 once it finished i paused the vid and looked for someone to kick.

  • 1:52 he count two (Yee...........) it emphasizes his teeth are dirty

  • 0:12 - 0:14 ..DAMN!!!SHE GOT REALLY MAD!!! XD

  • incredible!!! its very balbonica.

  • 7 people must've bin from the Axe Clan

  • WTF keep on buffering.

  • nice move dodging those axes in the air, then POW double kick to two gay rods.

  • What's the name of song starting 1:18

  • @AbukKibleik

    It's called "Decree of the Sichuan General"

  • i want to take off 3 inches of her teeth to c if shes not so creepy then

  • Syet! I really like this :-bd

  • Lair this is jap dub not chi dub

  • @KaterRiek No, this in Cantonese, though a couple characters speak in Mandarin like the guy with sticks

  • @KaterRiek its a mix of cantonese and mandarine. NOT japanese

  • LOL FUNNY "You gave him your life savings?" "Yea, I was saving up to become a lawyer or a doctor, but this was world peace *Sigh*"

  • lmfao at 2:08-2:09 look to the guy on the right, BUTT CRACKS xD

  • Never Judge old Asian people, you will get your ass BEAT!

  • @KamiKurosuTeme Notice how they're all asian...

  • I love how in the beginning, the Axe Gang thought they were tough shit, then they get their asses handed to them by your average village folk.

  • No matter how many times i watch this movie it only gets better and funnier with each viewing.

  • LOL The beggar sell the buddhist palm scroll for 10$ but it was only 25 cents

  • I was so sad when he died =(.

  • 我要买行宇的鞋! 他的鞋太好看! 我觉得他也很好看!:)

  • LOL 

  • The Axe Gang members expression at 4;27 when the baker comes flying at him is priceless a true oh hell no expression. As a fan of the movies the man who portrayed the tailor was in I hope to be able to kick butt like that when I'm that age.

  • 2:18 - Thousand Kicks says FUCK YOU!

  • what he say, "hay more sorbet?"

  • Why do the axe gangsters wear black hats and tuxedos?

  • @Farfeb what else would they wear? t shirts and shorts?

  • @Farfeb coz it's cool. comes w/ the occupation, you just gotta have uniform. :)

  • you know what would be nice. If jackie chan would be playing in this movie. Cuz hes a kunfu legend

  • 3:27 F=ma ~

  • Best Kung-fu movie for me.

  • This movie has for serious some of the best fight scenes ever filmed.

    Maybe THE best.

    I want to marry all 3 of them, plus the Landlady!

  • this movie makes me wish i could speak chinese

  • how does the gang member lift the guy up without taking his shoe off his face at 0:41 ?

  • @DaStayPuftFluff LOL bendy chinese men

  • The landlord and landlady

  • The first young one is pretty hot!!

  • Whats a coolie??

  • @xXGen3sisXx its the kick specialist

  • @xXGen3sisXx like a dbag/ bastard

  • What makes this scene so great in my opinion...

    50% is the fighting....the other 50% is the music! The native sound of it and it's intensity. It calms just before each new hero steps in, then furiously rises again once they attack! It's absoloutely fantastic!! ^__^

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  • Coolie is HOT!!

  • this is WAY bette than the matrix!

  • OMG the kicker, the puncher, and the staff specialist....AMAZING:D

  • keep clicking 2:12

  • I watched this scene at least 100k times...

  • Is Coolie the youngest of the three?

  • 2:41 Falcon Kick

    3:27 Falcon Punch

    4:49 The baker is causing so much pollution.

  • @LatiosnLatias02 i wish there was a martial art that was like the movements at:4:08-4:23... that would be awesome. the only ones i can think of are northern shaolin & wudang pai.

  • EPIC FIGHT!!!

  • such an epic fite scene

    1 u cannot 4get

  • I want to erase my memory of watching this movie purely so I can watch it again and get all surprised when the guys reveal themselves as kung fu masters

  • amazing!

  • now this is what you call an ass whooping...

  • to bad coolie died D:

  • @nylesnation not just coolie. All three died if i can remember.

  • @xXGen3sisXx Yeah but Coolie imparticular, he is so badass!

  • skill at 4:46

  • lol that baker dood be slappn the chit outta dem mudda f ukas with that long azz stick

  • Chinese movies always be famous to americans if they watch them :D

  • the axe gangs hat make them cool!!

  • lol 2 warriors want to join popular guild hehe

  • Free ass kickings for everyone

  • why are some parts in cantonese and sometimes in mandarin?

  • @twilight4125 because most people can't tell the difference. Or care. To us, they're both ching chong wee waa. XD

  • @WonkyDoodle lol i guess that makes sense, its pretty confusing to me since i speak mandarin and theyre switching back and forth and im like "....wait, i never knew that word was mandarin?" and then im like ohhh its canto

  • @twilight4125 to someone like me, it must be so hard learning to languages from new?

  • @twilight4125 because some people in this movie are "northerners" or "more educated" since mandarin comes from public schooling, while cantonese shows that they are local folk (as with the axe gang and the tenants)

  • I wish I could kick like Coolie LMAO the very first kick is so epic, the jumping slow-mo kick

    2:13 - 2:34 is the best part of his fight

  • Coolie was kickin ass........literally

  • 2:28 that kick to the head that sends him flyin into the other 2 dudes always gets me, he kicked him so fuckin hard LMAO

  • @Homicide419 my bad I meant 2:29

  • freaking epic fight sence

  • truly, one of the finest movies of all time...stephen chow is a genius and a credit to humanity. profound props.

  • best fight scence ever

  • 2:30 - POWNED !

  • hav u killed anyone? ive thought about it... Then go kill someone LOL i like the way sum talks :P

  • anyone else think this music is beyond awesome? I really like the part when the coolie steps in the music sends like a "don't worry I'm here now vibe"

  • Its like real life Looney Toons!!!

  • i love this so much i watch all the movie in china.

  • 5:40

    Damm. That tea pourer got his brains knocked out of him. The fight scenes in this movie really kick some ass..

  • damn, the guy with iron rings' so husky

  • lmao this is way better than the matrix

  • that 2:27 kick always makes my face go like this O_O

  • DAMN! @ 3:44 that dude gets knockout!!!!!!

  • what is this a shaolin soccer reunion AND IT KICKS MAJOR ASS XD

  • Does the Axe gang dress like an army of Abe Lincolns or is it just me? o.O

  • @CraziiAZNXOXO04 FOR FREEDOM MY FILTHY ABCS

  • i feel this fighting likes Martrix

  • @mingchao123 It was directed by the same guy, so...

  • @mingchao123 only that this fight scene is far more realistic than matrix.

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  • even the part at the beginning is cracking me up xD

  • Does anyone else mimick the the Hung Gar master in this film? I do.

  • THE FIGHTING IS AWESOME!!!!

  • the AX gang leader has some nappy ass teeth.

    

  • @KamiKurosuTeme It's 'cause he's an opium addict

  • I like how in this movie the most of the kung fu masters really look nothing like kung fu masters.

  • 2:05 Goosebumps.

  • 2:07 hes so freaking hot its so not funny

  • @katie402866 god that guy is freaking hot!

    I'd do him in a heart beat. XD

    jk not really

  • If they were MMA fighters, it would be awesome!

  • i really want these video i watched it almost 10 times and i don't get even bored watchin these video^_^

  • jordan lam the man baft

  • 2:07 thats a really good lookin guy right there  =}

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  • so epic chinese movies kick asses

  • 7:10 I was like is that a gun? What the Heck. Oh wait,just a cigarette .

  • two words,bad assssssssssssssssssssssss

  • best fighting scene i've ever seen... ever

  • LOL why he have to shoot him for? at least hes good at picking locks, that just messed up. Oh- just a cigarette

  • I realized how chow and the fatty are like simon pegg and nick frost.

    They would be proper for the role 2.Lol

  • 4:09 Dude is like "LETS GET DANGEROUS"

  • 0:45 he's still there. lol

  • damn that girl is HELLA UGLY

  • @BENALLEN513 if she had normal sized teeth she prolly wouldn't be so bad, and smaller eyes lol

  • @BENALLEN513 thats the point... shes like so many american women, ruining her face with make up. HER ugliness to you, is like OURS to them...

  • this would be the ultimate 3D movie

  • @marshmack91 yeah,hope they will remake it into 3d

  • epic!!!

  • Gay tailor. Congee man. Worker dude. Yes, don't fuck around in China Town.. You never know who's gunna go Bruce Lee or Shaolin on your ass!

  • 2:14

    He's just made because he didn't get a hat...

    this is one of the most epic movies ever

  • 0:52 Don't mind me, I'm just a plant.

  • watch the bakers face at 4:29

  • i s000oooo0000ooooo LOVE THIS MOVIE...two thumbs up... :D:D:D:D:D

  • @hunks500 I can watch this movie over n over n over again, it never gets old to me

  • @hunks500 They are making part 2 !! I hope is as good!

  • the best

  • I was trying to figure out what they meant by the Ax Stain Gang. While I was doing my laundry I decided I was pretty certain they were referring to skid marked underwear. Just a hunch.

  • ...Chinese movie at its best :)!

  • Does anyone know what the soundtrack is between 1:05 and 5:00?

  • @Lijpehond

    Decree of the Sichuan General by Hong Kong Chinese Orchestra. I think it this song because I got this soundtrack and it seems similar to me.

  • The song during the fight is Decree of the Sichuan General

  • Why do I like it when people who are decked fall in slow motion?

  • meanwhile, as the little guys get their asses handed to them by a baker, a coolie, and a tailor/fairy, the boss is standing in the back watching

  • LOL when they were walking away, I thought the boss was going to ask for the axe to kill them from behind LOLLL made me laugh so damn much.

  • the cinematography from like 1:30 onwards is amazing