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  • that dam turtle one

  • Poor turtle...

  • Thats why i hate mantiseseseses

  • 1:50

  • i love the way he says cute

  • CUTE

  • cute

    

  • 1:05 I've seen him in my high school!

  • cute

  • 542 people married a turtle!!!

  • CUTE CUTE!!

  • Did he just fucking call Metallica a fail! FUCK YOU TOBBY XD

  • When I saw the baby flippin off the mom I had a bunch of soda in my mouth and I accidentally spit the soda all over my phone XD

  • PRAYING MANTIS ATTACK!! AIM FOR THE EYES!

  • do u ever get to SEE steaven?

  • @2TimeLord2 It was a JOKE!!!! seriously

  • You don't read?!?!? *unsubscribed*

  • animal f**king abuse

  • CABNIT SCARE WIN!!!!!!

  • \cuteality

  • It is so cut and funny

  • look at the mantise eyes

    at first : -_-

    and when it looks at camera: ._. how dare you film me with OUT LETING ME KNOW!!!

  • babies like "Fuck off i'm napping bitch"

  • Who else loves metallica?

  • 2:34-that baby look like vin deisel

  • i like turtles 

  • Win

  • Praying mantis fail, Toby's impersonation was hilarious

  • turtle puppy win toby!!!

  • that was the best scream eva at 1:18

  • ITS IN MY HAIR ITS IN MY HAIR ITS EATING MY SKULL ITS DIGGING IN MY BRAIN *thud*

  • I say cute!

    

  • Cute

  • WIN!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • 1:54 DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

  • WIN!

  • the eyes.....the eyes.... *shudder*

  • UGHLEH BAYBEH!! I vote win lol

  • I want a shirt

  • @BigBlackBro1 yes that's what it is. the praying mantis had absolutely no opening in the aperture of its eyes leaving it effectively blind and then suddenly it got magic pupils out of nowhere. yeah really logical, I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that the light was in the eyes of the mantis thereby rendering its pupils temporarily invisible to the camera, nor the fact that the camera wasn't in focus for part of the filming

  • how do you tile a roof? ive shingled a roof before but never tiled one

  • Fail

  • AH ITS IN MAH HAIR AHH ITS IN MY HAIR BLEHJHGVKFKLJVKGFHFJV,JGHFGV

  • Fail

  • TURTLE!!!

  • Idk lol

  • CUTE CUTE CUUTE

  • CUTALITIY!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Puppy and turtle

  • its like the baby is saying "go away...F U"

  • cuuutte

    

  • EARTHQUAKE!!!!!1!!

  • Puppy vs Turtle.. The commentary with it made my day xD

  • NOOOOO he didn't say of you sneezed during... I sneeded DANGIT

  • puppy + turtle=CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Win

  • WIN

  • CUTALITY!

  • god, people, forgive me ... but that baby was horrible!

  • puppy vs turtle cute :3

  • puppy vs turtle

  • Day 97 of my addiction of tobuscus videos.it just wont end his videos are so good and their not getting boring.these epic fail videos somehow attract me by the way toby says fail.i keep aiming for the plug but its as if im killing toby himself. (thumbs up?)

  • puppy and turtle!!!!

  • Cute

  • so... you say you don't read... but on youre new years vid, you say you spent new years reading..... :D

  • LOL EARTHQUAKE!

  • *Somewhat funny but relatively boring video*

    Toby: AHHH! EARTHQUAKE!!!

    Me: LOLOL

  • Yeah latinos are born epic

  • CUTE!!!

  • press 9 repeatedly for chris judd in 2045!!!

  • lol, by the time i started to stop laughing at the scare clip he played it again! hahahaha!

  • puppy and turtle.

  • Some stupid reason I couldn't stop laughing at 1:51

  • Metallica is not fail.......i frown upon you this day!

  • @CplBojangles he's just kidding he's a fan of Metallica if you have watched his old videos

  • Uhhh earthquake

  • How did exoticism-demon-baby-cute NOT win?

  • Poor turtle ;"(

  • F***ING CUTE

  • Iiiiiiiii llllllloooiooovvvvvveeeeeee ttttttuuuuuurrrrrrttttttttllll­lleeeeeeezzzzzz. =3

  • CABINET SCARE FOR THE WIN. NO COMPETITION.

  • Poor turtle!!

  • omg the cabnet scare win=EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC no doubt

  • puppy bouncing turrtel cute!!

  • tah puppy one is cute !!!!!! i hate the cranmants ONE BECUSE IM A GIRL AND I HATE NATER!

  • turtle v.s puppy of course...

    nugget! biscuit!...nugget in a biscuit!...

  • How come demon baby lost

  • That poor turtle.

  • that praying mantis one....as soon as it looked at her, I was like " ooohh jesus" and when it jumped I fell back in my chair screaming O_O"

  • The TURTLE won R.I.P Mr.Kat

  • The turtle is going to die. I'm not kidding. If turtles are flipped upside down they die. D: R.I.P turtle.

  • @rayneelise the person probably flipped it back over...

  • EARTHQUAKE !!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cracks me up lol

  • praymantis is beast!!!!

    

  • cute

  • gimmi my t shirt

  • EARTHQUAKE! cracked me up.

  • win, ftw lolol

  • win

    

  • Win

  • I liked the 1st one

  • puppy + turtle = epic

  • "rawr" "RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

  • AAHHH ITS IN MY HAIR

  • the cabinet scare win

  • CUTE

  • @dogbone222 lol

  • No that's porn you hear in the first video

  • or...not

  • omg i sneezed and he blessed my face!!! i fell special now!!!!

  • 1:18 Classic Wilhem Scream. It is real... eerie...

  • are u dissing metallica? your dead to me!

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  • @skatebug u lie

  • @DukeofKool1 -_-

  • @skatebug `~`

  • @DukeofKool1 ;~; SHAME

  • @skatebug no u

  • @DukeofKool1 idk

  • unessasary metallica comment :(

  • steven..I know him. His name is brandon rolston in real life..

  • 536 people were smashed by giant rock text

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  • smart baby

  • ohh he just stuck up his middle finger XD

  • I loove your smile

  • Omg if a big freaking bug attacked me I'd go inti a coma

  • I WANNA T-SHIRT! :D u r awesome!

  • Win

  • puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fk all those axe commercials! dmmit

  • Love the metallica shorts :D

  • AGHHH EARTHQUAKE!!!

    

  • Anyone else see the prey mantis eyes dialate before he attacked??? 0.o

  • CABINET SCARE WIN  definitely

  • How is there not a top comment? Toby, can we meet?

  • DOG TURTLE CUTE

  • 535 people like MetallicA like me.

  • cutality

  • Cabinet Scare Win! 8'D I DIED laughing at AHHH EARTHQUAKE and the 'manly' girl scream

  • That baby looked drunk also dog/turtle wins

  • DISLIKE for mocking metallica

  • puppy bouncing the turtle should wins

  • That baby has a really big nose...

    Toby -3 

  • I dislike the way he ends his shows by throwing his head off to one side :/

  • Hmmmm no top comment??? o.O should i make my move?

    ...

    Naaaahhh.

  • Omg i can't take it :D i freaking LOVE the part at 0:51 Just can't stop laughing :D

  • Haha xD

  • it was so a pupp bouncing a turtle because that was so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Cabnot scare win

  • 😢🔫😡

  • 

  • you imitating a girl voice sounds just like when dane cook imitates a girl voice lol

  • THAT IS WHAT MY DOG LOOKS LIKE :D (Except he's bigger :3)

    Puppy... even though it's probably too late xD

  • CABINET WIN

  • CUTE NAW!!!

  • turtle bounce

  • EPIC Win!

  • Puppy bouncing turtle is epic OwO

  • "Hi Im Toby Turner and I just finished reading the Twilight series.... Ha! Just kidding...... I dont read"

  • Praying mantis win

  • WIN

  • the win

    

  • This series is the new Americas Funniest Home Videos but better and free!

  • 1:01 - 1:40 is so funny xDD

  • i think the first one was a praying mantis win and a girly scream fail

  • WIN

    

  • CUTALITY!!! ROFLMAO! XD

  • Did anyone else not see a turtle, I saw a frikkin TORTOISE as a turtle would be twice as big as the dog so it would PWN

  • go go turtle.

  • I WANT A TEE SHIRT

  • Whats wrong with Metallica shorts?

  • say hi

  • my nickname is turtle sooooo......

  • IT"SSSSS A TORTOIISEEEEEEEEE D:<<<<<<<<<<

  • i laugh so hard every viddddd!!!!!!!!

  • Why does it sound like someone getting is it on in the background of the first clip? O.o