PowerPoint Comedy 3

[TheMrhove]

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[blechtic]

What does the X stand for? Xavier?

[stayAU]

@blechtic I'm guessing I may be way off but the X is the times sign...so I am guessing its suppose to be Tims??I am bordering on dyslexic with math so don't quote me =D

[manamesjohn]

hey, im not sure if its because i got a bad judge of character, but are you really nervouse on stage? To me it seems so.

[greenhawk46]

gentle, quiet, brainy and very funny thanks, Jim

[abrasocaine]

Smart, funny and attractive...you sir, must get all the ladies.

[txlee1]

@abrasocaine I'm still working on that!

[TheKnowledgeful]

Hilarious, love it !!!!

[JoeBradshaw123456]

Who in there right mine truly believes the world is 6000 years old. There is so so much evidence that the earth and the things on earth have been here for way longer than that. Stop being an internet troll and start talking about how smart, witty, and funny Tim is!

[TheGoMLNation]

This shits really funny. Please do more? I learn a little bit while enjoying a nice laugh. I think i find it funny because Alike you i have a more dry sense of humor that actually takes a brain to understand. Thanks!

[thechessstick]

youtube.com/watch?v=bGB-PfFSV2­w

[txlee1]

@thechessstick This link also does not present evidence of a 6000 year old earth. It simply lambastes radiometric dating methods.

[thechessstick]

I liked this guy a lot until I saw this video. What kind of an ass believes in evolution and all of that billions-of-years but an idiot. Wake up and get a life dude.

[txlee1]

@thechessstick I do need a life. On that we agree. How old do you believe the earth is?

[thechessstick]

@txlee1 About 6000 years just like the Genesis account says. Why do you ask? Are you a victim of the government indoctrination centers' brainwashing? Check out a few Ron Wyatt videos. Those may help you.

[txlee1]

@thechessstick Thanks. 6000 years is a very specific age. What evidence do you have to support that?

[thechessstick]

@txlee1 To begin with human history and population growth. We also have the Genesis account which is God's Word. The trouble with people who are evolutarded is that they will seldom get over their government imposed worldview. Have you ever read the story "The Emperor's New Clothes"? This explains the peer pressure that affects

[txlee1]

@thechessstick What specifically about human history and population growth indicates the world is 6000 years old?

[thechessstick]

@txlee1 w  w w .earthage dot or g/youngearthev/evidence_for_a_­young_earth . ht m message me and I will give you some links that aren't shredded.

[txlee1]

@thechessstick The first link you listed presented many facts that are simply not true, Including the claim that the oldest living thing on earth is 5000 years old. That's not true.

[thechessstick]

@txlee1 I tried. You are a typical evolutard. You will never get over your preconceptions due to the effects of the brainwashing you received in the government indoctrination centers. Read the story "The Emperor's New Clothes" and you will find yourself in there. You are one of the "intelligent" people.

[txlee1]

@thechessstick Me being an evolutard is not evidence that the earth is 6000 years old. I'm not trying to be difficult. I'm just asking for a straight answer from you. Please list right here each piece of evidence that you have that the earth is 6000 years old.

[capper742]

@thechessstick You have presented no evidence what so ever to back up you view that the earth is only 6000 years old. There is sooooooo much evidence that does show conclusively that it is much 4.5bl years ago, why do u ignore this?

[AlexTehGr8]

@thechessstick Lol 6000 years? what a fuckin idiot

[thechessstick]

@AlexTehGr8 You, evidently, are an evolutard. Do try to get over the brainwashed bias that you received in the government indoctrination centers. Be a man for a change and stand up.

[AlexTehGr8]

@thechessstick Government indoctrination centers? Wow i'm not sure what kind of movies you've been watching but do try to think clearly and realistically...We don't have anything like that in my country, your statement is just poor assumption without any evidence to back yourself up.

Sounds to me like you need a bit of counseling mate, you don't seem right in the head.

Be a man for a change and take the first step to thinking realistically and adult-like :)

[Shadow81989]

@thechessstick I never supposed I would actually "meet" a creationist in my life. I thought the last one had died about thousand years ago and only rumours had survived.

Well, I guess there are still more things to learn :)

[damandatwin]

@thechessstick Kill yourself.

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

LMAO. Funniest stuff I've seen in ages.

[hydrogenix]

I have to say you found a whole new vector in comedy development. And it's AWESOME. Keep going :)

[oiat]

im going to law school, but i've already got my standup prepared if i decide to do comedy lol

[kbholla]

wish you were a professor at my college good luck in the future ill try introducing you to some friends/ thanks for making my night better! :D

[txlee1]

@kbholla Thanks so much!

[tsinoh34]

That's awesome.... a comedian with PhD!

[dawnonyou]

He's adorable. Single?

[ceibert2000]

haha...i really liked it...

these are smart jokes unlike all those tv shows now where they just arent funny

ive been watching a lot of ur vids~~

ur gonna become really successful^^

[CasualGarbage]

Hey i like taking naps in porta potties. Dont talk shit about till you try it

[cerrojoleones]

I like it. Is very fun, very very fun.

[nsr180]

you have style dude your funny

[neanderthal586]

Finally, a comedian who does'nt insult everyone. I like your style!

[UnliklyProductions]

Im so happy that you're one of the few comedians who doesnt have to be extremely crude or shocking to get laughs. Props man. Your funny

[sundown220]

props bro. make more videos, the world will be a better place!

[micropope]

its hilarious and informative. its INFOTAINMENT

[IntelligentCreature]

this is funny...how he makes it so intellectual is captivating loved the last example...so true!!!! real life experiences.....

[thehobknocher]

To bad that in america stand up comedy isnt a big thing if you where uk based you would of had you "big Break" by now, like your vids think there great try to keep off the alcohol

[deoxyribose]

yup, still funny.

[acidbath32]

haha i took ritalin and prozac for 7 years, unfortunately i couldnt goto school without taking it

[Zeanu]

This is actually funny haha, I like it. =)

[UrSoMeanBoss]

love it :D

[mikkibug93]

I think you should go into teaching. You'd be great at it on a high school or even a college level. I've always found any material to be easier to understand if analogies such as these are used. It can be said for my math and science teachers that I had for the past three years of high school. You've got a gift when it comes to explaining science in humorous and relatable ways. =)

[mmcolony]

i wish this guy had been my bio teacher. dammit!

[whisperandsecret]

Wow, this has helped me better understand some scientific concepts! I wish there was more. ha.

[ross817]

This message has exactly seventy two characters. Seriously, count them.

[Ocker3]

Science, it's Damn hilarious. All you have to do is juxtapose the right data, and you'll have them rolling in the isles

[XMissMinksX]

lool !! 

[theoneattop]

It's too bad most people can't appreciate such comedy over the usual sexual/racist comments.. Using data to analyze social phenomenon often leads to humorous conclusions. It's too bad there aren't too many scientist-turned comedians.

[txlee1]

@theoneattop Thanks for your support of my comedy style : )

[Evilstewie831]

@theoneattop yeah not alot of people like dry humor we brittz love it HAHA Brilliant finally an intelligent comedian

[squidb8]

@theoneattop : I'm just happy there is at least just one nerd comic out there.

[serenitykemeia]

not bad too. I like

[J33w]

I love your style of comedy :) keep up the good work

[Rpatel333]

Your delivery is a flawless deadpan, it makes it a 100 times better

[kgaccount]

Very funny stuff. Love your style. Love the intellectual spins.

[txlee1]

@kgaccount Hey thanks! I'm liked you liked the vids.

[krenos45]

I see why he has a Ph.D, cause he is nothing but a genius.

[16BIT48KHZ]

great video!!

[dmchatster]

Funny stuff. You should try putting "yt:stretch=16:9" in your tags as a test. It may fix the squished picture quality.

[captaindrywall]

very good, funny i will use comedy in my next presentation

[ToastMasterAtsuko]

Our TMC will have a chater ceremony tomorrow (Sat, June 4, 2011.) Would I have your message to my fellow TMs? And I`d love to work on making it happen!! You gonna come to Tokyo!!

[txlee1]

@ToastMasterAtsuko I'd love that! :)

[playnowand]

You kind of look like heath ledger! Great comedy:)

[txlee1]

@playnowand I get that a lot. Thaks for the support!

[ToastMasterAtsuko]

Fantastic!! You let me be aware that I was so longed for such intellegent comedy!!

Would you come to Tokyo to be a guest of our Toastmasters Club?

[txlee1]

@ToastMasterAtsuko Yes! Let's make it happen!

[HomelessGanster]

Baltimore!

[xinerz]

coming to the big apple? would love to see you! i am a life long scientist myself. :]

[txlee1]

@xinerz Thanks for asking! I'll be in NYC on June 11th! You can get all the details on my webiste: youtubecomedian.

[xinerz]

@txlee1 awesome! i cant wait to see u!

[geckohead135]

we all love alternative comedy :]

[luvmyhair2]

I love this intellectualized approach to comedy. I find it refreshing. I've always enjoyed that kind of humor that sort of comes at you from behind---- you're totally off guard and then it just hits you with a home run. I love it!

[toutatis12]

Great comedy!

[NonEternal]

Nerd comedy... and I'm laughing.. :\

[megarouge2001]

You're funny. :-)

[stjimmy95]

haha that was great ;D and very diffrent...like algore if he was..funny

[PastYears]

More! More more more!!!!!

[Phluffey]

I'm glad you've gotten bigger.

Not in a fat way.

[UltimateDorito]

You are so my kind of comedian. xD

[Xaxton2]

You're hilarious.

[classicrockchick900]

Love it :D

[soccer7539518246]

Can't wait to see you in Santa Monica, CA!!! <3

[txlee1]

@soccer7539518246 Thanks. Be sure to say hi after the show.

[julesx822]

Making a trip to New Orleans?? I know some people who would love to see you live.

[txlee1]

@julesx822 I'm always looking for a good venue. Know some place?

[julesx822]

@txlee1 Try Howling Wolf, maybe Tipitinas (which is more of a music venue, though...)

Definitely try Howling Wolf.

[SmokiSounds]

Very well done indeed, just one suggestion: lose that forced exhaling sound at the end of some sentences, I understand it's supposed to maybe enhance the joke but it annoys more, just like some comedians going "uuuuuuuummmmm" after a joke to let people know they're supposed to laugh. The more natural the speech - the better. Just my 2 cents as a viewer.

[MoviManATL]

Awesome, dude! Is the club in Midtown or Downtown ATL? That's my neck of the woods!

[MoviManATL]

Hey Tim, I think your comedy is awesome. Have you ever performed in Atlanta, or do you plan on it anytime soon?

[txlee1]

@MoviManATL Thanks! I plan to be in Atlanta in late May. I'm nailing down the date with the club right now.

[txlee1]

@txlee1 I think it's in downtown. Laughing Skull at Vortex lounge.

[Whisper95Productions]

Oh my God I'm laughing so hard Im crying XD

[ritsfata]

You should find a way to bring this into the education system, it might make math and science interesting for once.

[jerkyface]

very clever, fun to watch... you're great...

[lilyaulani]

Haha the guys harious

[GamerEly]

i wish you could have been my teacher :P

[3dEnthusiast]

I love how when you mention giving a brief seminar, the audience gets DEAD quiet. As if, "oh shit, what did we just get ourselves into. I'm here to laugh, not to learn!"

[txlee1]

@3dEnthusiast Thanks! That's one of my favorite parts as well : )

[snowdjagha]

oh man... the porta potty theory is so true!

[Jimmy171194]

You are a comedy genious, and i love how you are able to tie in your PhD :D

[Johnnyboybravo]

Wow very creative! educational with comedy! brilliant!

[merrycriis]

seeing you March 13th in san jose!! hope you don't use the same material for that show ;)

[txlee1]

@merrycriis Great! I have lots of material : )

[UndeadSephiroth]

@txlee1 youtube it and send it my way :D

[jmaley3]

This is awesome! And I can scientifically prove it :)

[xxSonyBoy1xx]

larry king joke was great.

[siigoish]

I'm non native english speaker and I'm laughting, how awosem is that! thankx mate

[txlee1]

@siigoish pretty awesome : ) Thanks!

[TheSmoonge]

Good stuff. You should incorporate some penis-vagina jokes in the future, like how they evolved gradually. They did evolve didn't they?

[mahmoud1995]

You got your Ph.D in biology?

[txlee1]

@mahmoud1995  yep

[SanguineBullet667]

@txlee1 clone me a panda please :) take out that pesky 'maul human face's' gene while you're at it.. just in case

[mahmoud1995]

@txlee1 I am totally messaging you the next time I have a test haha, I did the circulatory system today...

[kaxibum999]

There as faces in the trees.

[bary1234]

Dude, this was really good! :)

[yasswah]

Amazing piece of work!

[The98Funnyman]

Holy shit there are faces in the tree's. Creepy.

[8soccer4life8]

nice puta smile on my face

[illosionist]

i was seriously waiting for (the porta potty joke) you to say, "and a few more drinks after that.. my best friend xD

[Victorgoleche75]

You're actually extremely, best of luck making it big. Hopefully someday I'll see you in Toronto, Canada haha :)

[spokar1]

I can't wait to see more of your powerpoint presentations ! :)

[FayaFankoTrackz]

Even black teenagers in Holland like this, i know this for a fact because i am in fact.. a black dutch teenager.

[closeencountershXc]

haha dude i can't stop watching your vids thanks for the add

[BLUEC0RE]

that guys laugh in the background is great, "HOOOOOOOO! OHHHHHH!"

[123woohoo]

this video is very quiet to me :(

[halogod666]

why did you leave to become a comedian?

[whitefolyfe]

genius

[ReignbowSmite]

Brilliant! :D It's so great to come across intelligent comedy. There's only so much canned laughter and footballs in the groin any above mediocre human being can take.

Ignore BboyArmo.. you just pose a threat to his Americas Funniest Animals.

[Y0shi228]

Hilarious, subbed. :)

[rol1081]

its witty and clever i love it! :)

[psych0tic855]

gotta stop being so environmentally friendly and recycling so much material

[stuntactorsagaftra]

Very unique, original, and funny!

[BboyArmo]

wow dude its not that funny ... its alright material, fuckin people are laughing all fake cause they trying to get their moneys worth muuuuahahhaahhahahahah ohhhh my god he said drunk and using porta potty muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha shut up!

[VikiSil]

Hm. I understood the science stuff. Did not get any of the comedy because of the 'terminology'. Guess I've been living in a uni for too long.

[dfb999999999]

umm... up the volume pls..

[casper12221]

If you come to or near Maine I'll be your first ticket buyer!!! haha

[iloverikku714]

the trees in the background have faces. pretty neat

[downhill240]

Very thoughtful and funny presentation!

[qualqui]

LOL,.....XD!!!!

[Arzaker]

spending six years training for the olimpycs and then suddenly going

"you know what.....i think id rather be a glass blower"

[swicked4911]

Mate you're a fucking champion. From Aus!

[PinkLadie007]

a little heath ledgerish

[thesparitan]

We need more VIDEOS!!

[ZHX1138]

This is so funny. Love the diagrams twisted to be used for comedy.

[masalcedo1]

great! thats some new ideas great job. Cheers from Spain.

[aphrodite1989]

Ok so I just made everyone in the concourse at school give me funny looks because I was laughing so hard! That was great, loved it!

[blutundliebe]

I wanna see you in CA!

[txlee1]

@blutundliebe Thanks! Come on out. My show schedule is on my website: youtubecomdian

[blutundliebe]

@txlee1 what a bummer! the last show was in carlsbad....soooo far! central california is were it's at dude!

[brownchristine8]

That is a total riot. I appreciate the level of intelligence it took to come up with that. :)

[Ampersandra]

I feel like I'm watching Dexter do standup.

Laugh or die!!!

[4n3v3r1]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[aramanx]

GOOD GOOD GOOD!!!!!!!!!

LOL

very good he has prove he is a very good comedian!!!

[MrJoedf]

I LITERALLY lol'd at the Larry King joke.

[mrzeegrr]

Awesome and funny.Sharp mind at work.

[1402Nestor]

LMAO

[kribaby76]

wow I love science and comedy you are awsome!!!!!!

[stalkingcat123]

are you george carlin reincarnated with a PhD?

[1Ali380]

Wahahahaha, -_- ...no seriously it was lame.

[jordanmcpartland]

he isnt funny

[llamapi3]

@jordanmcpartland Probably because you dropped out of preschool. Huuuuuuuuuuur

[mstrlekar]

niceee.. so cool..

[faisalkfpm]

I didn't find that funny, a bit though

[wasabiluver]

Good stuff, Tim... gonna watch your website to see when you get to my area ;)

[Ryancuasay]

Great timing and material. Hope to see more.

[tns835]

haha:

ritalin and pacifiers both made by desire to shut ur child up. made me laugh

its nice to see a comedian that us nerds can relate to.

[teurasta]

Haha; " Both of these are affected by alcohol".

Good humor, keep it coming! :)

[Harrysound]

I like it...goes a bit quick though.

[AtomicNerd001]

nerd comedy... GAY

[mi6o8]

Haha I loved it!

[MrTalentSubber]

I think that one lady could relate to the Olympian glass blower...

[evavanjava]

damn im lovin it