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  • Actually, Jesus Christ said it first in Matthew 12:30

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!:)

  • this world needs more obi wans

  • Yeah, Lucas made a lot of anti-Bush references in the prequels. A few against other politicians, too.

  • Hilary practices shamanism and calls on the spirits of death , so say who is who. Vador is better than Hilary.

  • and Bush got that line from Jesus who says " if you are not with me, you are against me and hurting my cause"

  • I wonder if he did that on purpose? I mean come on!

  • @ 0:45 Hillary does the Nazi Salute and says "Darth Vader emerges" and all THE IDIOTS Applause.

  • @BillyBatsonMarvel At least our idiots didn't vote for Bush TWICE.

  • @soxlosenow lmao! your right, your idiots voted for Bush ONCE and Bush served three terms.

    1. Poppa was voted in.

    2. Jr .was put in by Poppa

    3. Jr. put himself in the third time.

  • @BillyBatsonMarvel Ive never voted for a Bush.. ever.

    HW or W

  • only a sith destroys a peaceful planet with a superweapon, destroys a nation based on fabricated WMD, nd than prances around yelling "mission accomplished" while the nation he supposedly 'liberated' goes down the tube.

  • @DOWrocksify Goooooooooood...I feel your anger.......

  • @scottabreitbarth My allegiance is to the Republic...to democracy. i'd certainly put forth a 'vote of no confidence' n the bush administration.

  • Liar paradoxes abound!

    Next sentence is true! Previous sentence is false!

    Schrödinger's cat is dead! Wait, no!

    Needs more paradoxes.

  • clinton comment was terrible! how did people cheer?

    the sith and the empire are a representation of the NAZIs.

  • "only a sith deals in absolutes" ... Isn't that an absolute mr obi wan?

  • sooo...hillary clinton links Darth Vader to the Republican party....all the reason we really need to beRepublican LOL

  • wow that makes sense!!!!!!!!!

  • yeah like she should talk.

  • The Imperial system had a better economy than ours under Obama for pete's sake... they even paid Tattoine moisture farmers is gold. RON PAUL THE HUTT 2012!

  • The dislike bar is darth maul's lightsaber.

  • @quidnick No it's not. Write a strongly worded protest to youtube, and ask for a third 'I dunno whether I like this video' bar. Until then, it's just a... Well, it's not Darth Maul's lightsaber.

  • lol noob May the Farce be with you .

  • Youtube does let you rename videos dumb shit now rename it

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  • holy crap I hate politics

  • "only a sith deals in absolutes" ...switches to Hillary Clinton  LOL

  • The prequels are just utter garbage, they some good moments (Yoda fighting, for instance), but they are sparse.

  • "Your either with me, or with the terrorists"

    "Only a sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must"

    "Bush jumps back with a lightsaber*

    "0.0"

  • Too much anaylzing going on in this video. You guys win, oh wait... you all fail. :)

  • Of course they say the same thing. Lucas wanted the Emperor's rise to power to be an analogue for the Iraq War (not even kidding).

  • ooooooo hilary has a sense of humor how intresting

  • Bush quoted the Bible.

  • @tesanus

    That's even worse than Star Wars.

  • Darth Vader is with the Republicans?

    Fuck awesome. Bitch doen't now that's a good thing.

  • Yes you can rename videos

  • a bit of both a do declare, and i know not why he said that there, but fore meeting him once i did, the beer baron was in his blood, and i do note he was not of the way the media does portray, nor was his legacy of marketing

  • is it fake or slander, or did you not see the gander ?

  • "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

    Am I the only one confused by that quote? A Sith might say that anyone who isn't with him is against him, but to say that ONLY a Sith would think that way seems pretty absolute, doesn't it? Kenobi is essentially calling HIMSELF a Sith by thinking that black-&-white.

    And to the moron who first made the Bush-Sith link all those years ago, couldn't you wait to make that comparisson until after Bush somehow won his 3rd term? At least THAT would make more sense.

  • @Bobzeaux And yet Yoda also dealed in absolutes("do or do not, there is not try"). Does that make him a Sith? If you ask me, the prequels just weren't well thought out.

  • @ndalum75 That wasn't an absolute. That's a fact you stupid prick. LOL, I feel sorry for you uneducated twats. You can either do something, or you cannot. That's not an absolute. That's like saying everything is an absolute.... lol

  • @GetSomeFactsKid The only thing uneducated here is your trolling.

  • @ndalum75 What about Mace Windu? Could he be a Sith Lord for being dead-set against Anakin becoming a Jedi?

  • @Bobzeaux you are an idiot.

  • @matser08

    Explain.

  • @Bobzeaux I don't explain anything to an idiot.

  • @Bobzeaux And the fact I can already tell you're a redumblican makes you a complete idiot.

  • If you're going to insist on trolling people by calling them 'idiots', it would do you well to not be idiotic yourself.

    1. If you say you don't explain anything to an idiot, then don't come back mere seconds later with some piss-poor attempt at an explanation. Stick to your guns.

    2. If you don't even TRY to explain things to an idiot and how said idiot might better himself, the problem remains. Idiocy is a bad enough problem without the more intelligent folks doing nothing to correct it.

  • 3. 'Redumblican'? That's what you're really going on record with? If 'idiot' is the word you want to throw around, at least try to refrain from insults that sound like they come from a 3rd grader.

  • 4. If we're going to engage in a pointless arguement over political ideologies (when all I originally proposed was a question of simple logic), I offer you THIS to ponder; Bush is a republican, and according to your brilliant assertion, he is also dumb Q.E.D. If Bush is dumb, that makes the Bush-Sith comparisson even MORE ridiculous. Dumb people can't practice the Jedi arts and rise to be the most powerful beings in the galaxy.

  • @Bobzeaux 5. Stfu you have no argument because I offered no explanation. Only a fool would try to explain something that was never was said. Fool.

  • @matser08

    "you have no argument because I offered no explanation."

    I have an argument because you decided to MAKE one for me (on rather shoddy and poorly thought grounds).

    "Only a fool would try to explain something that was never was said."

    As opposed to actively NOT explaining something when someone suggests you put your money where your mouth is and better illustrate your opinion, making you look stupider than he you sought to insult?

    "You're stupid!"

    "Why?"

    "Um...Because I said so!"

  • @Bobzeaux Only a Sith deals in absolutes only means one thing. george lucas is a fucking idiot

  • @Bobzeaux Yea that does make a lot of sense. Hahaha Its like saying To be honest, I'm a liar... huh??? LOL

  • @Bobzeaux He probably should have something like. "Typical of a Sith...to deal in absolutes." Or something like that.

  • @Bobzeaux bush is one in a long chain of corporate puppets

  • @Bobzeaux He is not producing a logical fallacy. Your failing to see the hidden context. He's taking only this instance in account, that being Anakin's maxim of "if your not with me, then your my enemy". Obi-wan is stating the true difference between the Jedi and Sith in his statement. "Absolute" doesn't always refer to unchanging terms, in this case he's using the word to mean not being in accordance with the force and the order that it trusts the Jedi to acknowledge and adhere to.

  • @Bobzeaux By saying "absolute" and using it the manner of meaning uncontrolled and or not modified by outside influences. Anakin has removed himself from that field of influence that the force provides. The force acts as guiding light for the jedi, it points them into the direction they should follow, call it fate a kismet will, it shows them the true path they are to follow. The Jedi in way do not have free will, they are the servants of the force and all that is good and orderly.

  • @Bobzeaux The sith abuse the force for selfish reasons and their own personal gain. Anakin dealt under his own volition to be absolute or (authoritarian) and by doing so cast the influence and guidance of the force out of him. Essentially, becoming sovereign and one without the force.

  • @Bobzeaux oh i forgot to mention, when i said the "Jedi or servants of the force" i don't mean they are slaves, rather they are the living embodiments of the force in the mortal realm. That is to say the Jedi are an extension of the force.

  • @Bobzeaux Lol a lot of people underline this part of the film. Lol I don't think Obi is contradicting himself, he's saying that to point out what Anakin has become. Dude Lost it and he's noticed it and trying to point it out.

  • @Bobzeaux My mind... you fucked it and it felt good...

  • @Bobzeaux I think that read on the Kenobi quote is looking a bit too much into it... his point isn't that Sith are the only ones who deal in absolutes, but his point is that Anakin has fallen so far and grown so fanatical in his beliefs that he sees anyone who opposes him as the enemy, and that Anakin has become a Sith in falling that far.

  • @Lordmaster36 Exactly. I don't know how such foolish became the top comment with 30+ votes of support. "Calling himself a Sith". LOL!!!!

  • @Bobzeaux That's what happens when the writer of a story is trying to think up some cute or silly character that he can market at the same time he's trying to write serious dialogue.

  • @MoonRaven09 Speaking of which; MoonRaven09, are you animating my story?

  • @psychokinrazalon I hope to get some more videos made soon. For a few weeks I've been busy with other things and havn't had a chance to work on them.

  • @MoonRaven09 But have you decided to animate it? I can wait to see it, of course. : )

  • @psychokinrazalon Yes, I will. ;)

  • @MoonRaven09 Hooray!!! 8D

  • Never realized how much Vader looks JUST like a cute shiny black puppy-dog with huge eyes and ears!

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

  • @SovereignStatesman Which is why I bought my puppy a Vader helmet.

  • Bush is too stupid to watch a movie.

  • "If enough of us envision Dawkins struck by lightning, it will happen.

    . - Socrates

  • @BansheeMilk DIE YOU RED LICORICE LOVING SCUM!!!!! WE, THE BLACK-EATERS, SHALL SEND THY STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • It makes sense that jesus said that because he was among the most evil fuckers ever. Christianity and the other abrahamic religions are responsible for more death and destruction than anything in human history.

  • I think it is more fucked up that Jesus said it than Bush. Disagreeing with someone does make someone your enemy. Example: I prefer red licorice. My mom prefers black licorice.

    It would be fucked up if I hit her with a lightsaber...or invaded her country....or sent her to Hell.

  • I'm going to watch some TV, and when i get back in an hour this will be the top comment.

  • Darth Vader was quoting Bible - that was to show that by the 6th movie he'll repent an' turn back to the Light side.

  • No, STAR WARS was quoting Bush! :) Love you, former president!

  • @ThePatrickFamilyBand Did you recently learn a lot of our imports come from other countries, too? lol

  • *casually wanders over to give osamas ghost a big ol' hug*

    If thats the only other side..

  • i might be wrong....but im pretty sure LOTS of people have said..."your either with me or against me" before. and yeah...she really is a retard alright

  • ha, she painted her political rival as a villain. so witty.

  • Darth W. Bush..... I KEW IT!!!!11ONE!!11

  • That's why I love Bush lol XD

  • W is a much better actor.

  • this makes Bush even more AWSOME!!!! BTW hillary clintons a complete retard

  • if Bush was Vader, then Cheney was the Emperor.

    And Hillary is Jabba the Hutt

  • Does Cheney give any1 else the chills? Seriously, he's been gone for almost 4 years now and I still get this feeling he's shooting puppies or sumthing (other than his friend's face....). He's the polar opposite of Al Gore. Gore is the other extreme, i'm super cereal....

  • Penis

  • OK first off George Lucas is the reason we still have science fiction. He revolutionized the film industry and came up with an epic story line and iconic characters to boot. Bash Lucas if you want but without him science fiction would not be the same. And as for former president Bush's statement and comparing him to Vader sorry I don't see a comparison. Vader is the mask of evil and Bush is a family man and he's not president anymore so lay off!

  • @zookelow

    People are angry at him, for what hes doing NOW.

    Nobody denies what he did for science fiction, in fact, the main reason he gets so much critisism, is because how outstanding his work used to be.

  • by vader she actually meant cheney.

  • Hilary is a bitch :/

  • Bush said it first. Liberal Lucas copied it.

  • Lucas should never be let lose behind a lens ever again

  • Bleeding heart george lucas adding in this line from Bush's earlier speech. haha Its funny. And making it as though hes pure evil by also putting in the "only a sith deals in absolutes"..lol...clever and a stupid audience will fall for it. I just laughed when i heard it at the theater along with the last 3 star wars movies which were horrible.

  • @FredWalters21 Barak IS the Dark side

  • The movie came after that, and many references to W were in it, such as the Emperor's speach that was intentionally remenescent of the 911 one,

  • Nice try, but Bush said it first...Lucas used it later as a commentary on contemporary politics (from HIS perspective at least...)

  • George Bush: You are with us... or you are with the terrorists.

    Obi-Wan: Only a Sith deals in absolute !

    Another proof that Bush is on Dark Side !

  • @gordonkris "Only a Sith deals in absolutes." That statement IS an absolute. And the original quote was from Jesus, not Darth Vader.

  • @SCE2AUX Absolute absolutes are absolutely absolute.

  • I knew it!!!! George W. Bush is the Anti Christ! This proves it! He Caused Hurricane Katrina!!! It was All His Fault!!!

  • @QBALL85 Barack Obama is Jesus Christ!!!!

  • @QBALL85

    no he's just a puppet

  • vader: you are either with us or u are with the democrats!

    obiwan: only republicans deal in absolutes, i will do what i must!

    vader: whatever u guys allow abortion, and porn and stuff, thats f***d up man. and u give money to lazy ass f*cks.

    obiwan: psh well u guys are all lazzefaire and...ah stuff or watever.......

    vader: .......

    obiwan: ...

    obiwan: i think we can agree theres alot of messed up things in this country ok its not our fault..

    vader: mmm

  • @ Hilary Clinton...I find your lack of faith........... Disturbing.. *Force choke*

  • @TheReclusiveVoice Oh, yeah, you're hilarious. Such clever rhetoric meant to vilify Republicans. As if I haven't heard shit like that a million times before. Enjoy your fall from your false high horse when someone points out how baseless your ideals are.

  • "Barack, I find your lack of hair disturbing"

  • funny how the sentence "only a sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute sentence....

  • Bush said that quote BEFORE the films came out.

    Revenge of the Sith Barely makes references to the War on Terror.

    BTW Hillary is an idiot. But that's my opinion.

  • @MusicmanAlexG You Took the Words Right out of My Mouth

  • @MusicmanAlexG you dumbass of course she's an idiot. She's a WOMAN!

    Also, dick Cheney is darth vader Bush is palpatine.

  • @MusicmanAlexG

    It makes NO references to the war on terror, it simply.

    Yes, Bush said this BEFORE the movie-- it was an OBVIOUS stab at Bush, twisting his words out of context.

    This notion that "there are no absolutes," is PURE moral relativism; you can't be NEUTRAL to terrorism!

  • @MusicmanAlexG

    It makes NO references to the war on terror, it simply takes the opportunity for liberal Hollywood to oppose Bush.

    Yes, Bush said this BEFORE the movie-- it was an OBVIOUS stab at Bush, twisting his words out of context.

    This notion that "there are no absolutes," is PURE moral relativism; you can't be NEUTRAL to terrorism! It's a GLOBAL threat, so Bush was RIGHT!

    Yeah, George Lucas? When the terrorists come, try having your JEDI save your short fat green plaid-wearin' ass!

  • @SovereignStatesman I laugh when I read comments from people like you.

    "liberal hollywood", lol.

  • @MusicmanAlexG "Either you're with us, or you're with the terrorists!" -- V. Lenin

    Yeah. the leader of the communist revolution. Look up the quote.

  • Lucas did write to the new york times that Vader was Bush and Cheney was the Emperor

  • @Dumpstermuffin1 Bush and Cheney were in political office when Lucas wrote Star Wars ?? you know, in the mid 70's ??? people, please...

  • @Dumpstermuffin1 Bullshit. Vader and the Emperor are simply personifications of evil set in political situations.

    Besides...Lucas is a complete retard who can't write, produce, or direct. Episodes 4 - 6 were pure luck. (And when the technology became available he even smeared crap all over those.) Episodes 1 - 3 show he's a moron.

  • @mjt1517. Being sarcastic: Yes, that is why his movies have so many fans...

  • @mjt1517 please... show me something better

  • @mathiastollefsen Better than episodes 1-3? How about Plan Nine From Outerspace?

  • i wish i had more hands, so i could give those titties four thumbs down

  • 1. They didn't even use the same words, and 2. the phrase "you're either with us or against us" is as old as the English language. From a structural viewpoint, this joke falls on its face so hard it leaves a dent in the floor.

  • Actaully, Bush made the quote first, and Wookieepedia said it might have been a political jab.

  • Only a Bush deals in absolutes

  • "He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me scatters." Jesus, Matthew 12:30

  • @Smedricksman24 So, what you're saying is.... Darth Jesus?

  • @Smedricksman24 So Jesus is Vader? I knew it! Thats why christians hate everybody!

  • @Mailrobot Haha, kinda reminds me of the storm trooper church; "...til death or a giant explosion do you part"

  • @Smedricksman24 Wow, Jesus is a Sith Lord. Good lord!

  • @Smedricksman24 I like your bible quoting =)

  • @Smedricksman24

    Wait so you mean...

    ...

    NO!... THAT'S NOT TRUE!... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

  • @Smedricksman24 So, are you saying Bush is Jesus?

  • @Smedricksman24

    Oh so Jesus was a sith. The explains all this damage he's wrought in the world.

  • @Smedricksman24 there is no 12:30 in this video... *trollface.jpg*

  • @Smedricksman24 Out of the tens of thousands of Christian sects which one is actually with Jesus?

  • @Smedricksman24

    Yeah but these morons think that movies are real.... they don't think, just just believe what they see.

    "Ok, a real person must be wrong, because a fictitious evil character said something in mockery of it."

    Geez, and Alan Guth said the universe was getting LESS dense!

  • It´s actually a principle enunciated as such by the first Soviet dictators (Lenin, Stalin). It´s only from Krushev and the detente that the opposite was true : "if you´re not against us, you´re with us."

  • When they said that part in the theater, everyone laughed because of that Bush quote.

  • @FredWalters21 Barack is already on the dark side.

  • @Pooternackle5 am gueesing you are on the darkside?

  • bush is the real terrorist....

    hey, its right isn't it? anakin was a mass-murdering mummy's boy, bush was a mass-murdering daddy's boy.

  • from the secretary of state of herself lol

  • Actually, Bush had already said that when the movie was released.

    Lucas put that line in the movie to be a moron.

    Also

    "ONLY a Sith deals in absolutes."

    That is an absolute statement, retard.

  • Jesus himself said " If you are not with me, then you are against me ".

  • @973JJJ And we all should know what a great evil religion turned out to be

  • @Nesseight Well, you can think what you want, but what I´m trying to say is that Anakin is right. If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.

  • @973JJJ

    only if you define the problem as freedom

  • @waldoman7 As long as you don´t do evil with that freedom, freedom is good.

  • @973JJJ

    not the point, and what people do with their freedom isn't really up to government anyway. you can only choose to give it or take it, and you must live with the consequences.

  • @waldoman7 And thats exactly where our society fails.

  • @FredWalters21 The sad part is that Barrack did. :(

  • @ShaelRiley what is up with all racism? )))

  • @Pooternackle5 yeah I wish they would have been cooler in the prequels, not just s hired army of the Republic.

  • "Only a Sith deals with absolutes". Irony aside, in The Empire Strikes Back Yoda says:

    "Do or do not; there is no try." Pretty absolute if you ask me. Internal consistency, Lucas has not. Hmmm...

  • "Only a sith deals with absolutes" thats an absolute statement right there jackass, you a sith too?

  • Independents <3 you right and left winged shit heads can go die (bush and hilary gtfo)

  • @xZOMBEHZx

    You seem to have misspelt the word 'Independence' there, buddy.

  • @LiamOFlahertyy Independents... like people that dont belong to a party.....

  • DEMOCRATS ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKS IN THE HISTORY OF NIGGERDOM!

  • Bush did deal in absolutes 

  • George Bush sucks, but Hillary and her audience of chimps just make me puke in my mouth.

  • It's funny that Jesus says the same thing too, "He who is not with me is against me."

  • That bitch never even seen Star Wars I bet. Her nerd speech writer wrote that.

  • Erm Vader was quoting Bush. Bush said that before Revenge of the Sith, Derp...