MTV Jersey Shore Season 6 - Guido 3000 (Guido 3000 Series) (1 of 3)

[stealth423]

lol guessing this was filmed on staten island

[ShesSkyLove]

haha the scene where joey gets scared by that little kid is jokesss

love this <3

[ijhyd17]

love this ish <3

[choyleefutkid1]

lol ur straight up white,im a real guido

[SkateMonster17]

GUIDOS ARE FUCKING GAY. COMMENT ON THIS MESSAGE IF YOU WANT TO GET DOUBLE PENETRATED BY RONNIE AND MIKE

[yungdeuce27]

your voice is annoying. and your ugly

[SkateMonster17]

@iGDoNYc93sexy543

^^^^Likes it in the asshole from snookie with a strap on

[SkateMonster17]

VVVFAGGOTSVVVVV

[righteous09]

hahaha i found this amusing. but i reckon you'd be hotter if you ditched the accent!

[SkateMonster17]

FAGGOTS UNDER ME

[cizzlen07]

The bigger the lion man the stronger the lion lyke

[Babygirl247xoxoxoxo]

Gay

[dpatino100]

is this still an accurate representation of the bros in SI? Since being gone so long, I wonder how Jersey Shore has transformed the ego broadcast... Is it more refined and concentrated since there are such perfect archetypes brainwashing everyone with their own conditioning?

Bro..

[Bostonshlong94]

faggot

[dpatino100]

@Bostonshlong94 you have a user name. pride of boston

[kikiblingbling]

hahhahhahahhahahahahahahhaahah­ahahahahhahahhahha bii



[liljj11234]

i hav a hotter girl than this faggot and fyi im a reel guido and stop bein retarded and makin us look bad u ass-hole. ill crush you

[johnnymattoos]

@liljj11234 BRO stop hatin lykeeeeeee... Guido 3002 and 3003 shows how Guido i am BRO... the hatin is at an an all time high lyke! bro im sure in the end me and u would see eye to eye lyke... maybe hit up DJais with our two hot girls and find more girls while they are in the bathroom lyke ... itd be an epic guido adventure bro. Ive come to realise bro, that nothin can make us look bad, we are the best of the best of the best lyke.. & u hatin is simply guido on guido crime, all sorts of bad lyke

[liljj11234]

@johnnymattoos lyke my bad bro didnt know u was lik the reel deal so seriously i would like to personally appolagize...keep doin wat yoo do

[vinoa]

@johnnymattoos lmao!! i'm assuming you're just kidding but that was the funniest shit ever.

[S1mpleDem0n]

@liljj11234 Plus your gay. So, yeah.

[icanfeelthebeat]

@liljj11234 bro guido 3000 like? im like friggin guido 9000 juiced up.

[Cramp213]

Grade A shit haha

[FUNCOMESOUTMYFACE]

search youtube for the jersey shore guy

[HoodlumTheCartel]

IF YOU LIKE JERSEY SHORE! PLEASE CHECK OUT PROMO SINGLE FOR JERSEY SWAG! SEARCH GORE-TEX MUSIC!

[313SMOOTH09]

i'd do that girl once...maybe twice

[icanfeelthebeat]

id suck ur girls tits dry

[YianniZaphiros]

lol he said he's getting his letter of d-bol lmfao

[hshm19]

Definition Of a WHITE TRASH bro

[hypertrophy44]

disgracefull bro, you dont even look like you work out or have any ed hardy... ur fist pumping is shit and fake aswell bro

[IMAKthefallenangel]

U look like a fagget but sound like ronnie...u would prob. fuck ronnie if u got the chance fagget

[johnnymattoos]

@IMAKthefallenangel Bro such a haterrrr lykeeee.... maybe you just havent seen all the girls i get bro ... you see 3003 bro ... girls are phenominal lykeee - Joey

[cizzlen07]

@johnnymattoos lol I love your rebuttals bro

[vinoa]

@johnnymattoos lmao! oh man. only thing funnier is when they say brah. nah mean brah?

[Cramp213]

@IMAKthefallenangel hey dude hes fuckin hilarious and your not so stop bein jealous,,,,,,,johnnymattoos keep it up

[XxgoetfacexX]

Fuckin guidos and guidettes, burn in hell!

[Spaccamamaesa]

Se veramente andate in giro conciati cosi in america siete conciati male !!!

[AFAdoctor]

haha yo bro, you r a funny motherfucker bro .. .seriously a real guido haha !!!!

But does anybody knows whats the name of the song in "2:16" ?? iam looking 4 some love and fun ?? its awesome thanks bro

[nnnnnsssssssssllllln]

lmfao... the longer the mane the stronger the lion bro!!!...lofl

[HAPPY2BHARDCORE23]

Yoo, What is the song you first started to fist pump too!

[nydeucesfilms]

"ding dong song"

[SamoanSpike07]

fag

[parkinsonc05]

dude you kitchen needs updated it looks from the 70s

[mikeydee729]

wat a fuckin rat

[tammylee09]

Hey your not orange wtf?

[YungRoyellProduction]

guidos arent all orange there (tan) those that are orange just wanted to start off a new trend

[katsan88]

that was really funny!!!!!!!!

[G0bbleMyG00]

ilol'd

[xXAZN407Xx]

he looks like kazuya mishima from tekken.........lol

[mcnabj]

You=gayer than aids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[itsMeEdgar]

yoo braHHH check out my video," like," about "Edgar turning Guido from MTV's Jersey Shore

lol

[swedish84]

Amazing bro

[sagondo]

Did a cow lick the back of his head?

[jace1101]

omg...you were fucking sexy...until you evolved into guido 3000. HAHA great video. very funny.

[tammylee09]

freaking hair gel get over yourself

[jacobcook7]

if he had the orange oompa loompa skin this would be perfect

[JoeyGisMrHavoc]

lmaoo this kid sounds like my cousinn

[IAmPinkStars]

the back of your hair lmao it kinda resembles the cartoon version of the joker from batman.

[mike72293]

hahaha good times...i was soo little

[mlbmpc1210]

io want the song list 4This vid lol

[FunbOyFcukm3]

yo JOE Lol ahaa, ur the funniest guido everrrr ahaa, bro bro bro ahaa, i do my hair sumthin like yurs Lol but i dunt make my gel like you do lmaoooooo !! ur fukin halarouse :P lata kidoooo ITALIANS DO IT BETAAA

[heavysusan]

poor at best

[DUNiT718]

i hope this is some type of a joke funny shit tho

[bukake12]

just remember futre doctors of america right here

[dubballin17]

horrible example of a guido lol hes too ugly, i drive a better car then his mom.... my hairs better, im dark...im actually buff...and i dont act like a moronand im 19...but his gf is HOTTT

[oblivion292]

dude...shut the fuck up..

[dubballin17]

dont hateee fuckkkk faceeeee i get more pussy in a day then you do in a yearrrr

[johnnymattoos]

obliv, no need to fight, i just thank him for the view, he lost when he said dnt hate, after he hated on the video, hence being the hatee, its only a comedy video lmao . . . be sure to catch Guido 3003 this fall / winter ... and on the overall i dnt want a man to think im attractive, it does nothing for me lol... and side note bragging about how much vagina u get, is usally a bad indicator of how much vagina one gets & makes all parties believe u get little to no vag... just 4 future statements

[BigDawgAug]

@dubballin17 fuckin guineas

[tOPaZZ454]

"GOTTA MAKE A SCENE EVERYWHERE WE GO?"

lmfaooooooo i would say something like that

[nikedunkfreake22]

LOL

[rockstar11321]

the differnce in this vid from real guido is when that girl hit him the real guido wouldve fell to the ground crying his eyes out screaming

[krystinax0x0x]

sure. but what he said " i think she broke my forearm " was funny - and i could see a guido saying that

[bigassfarts69]

lmfao i love this video. wow its almost 2 years old!

[rockstar11321]

lmfaoooo this was too funny! OMG I KNOW A GUY WHO SAYS BRO THAT MUCH!!! OR MORE

[kinkySPYtechnology]

fyi. he doesn't he says "man" more outloud

[rockstar11321]

yea bro you know bro thats a tough life bro jeezus bro

[pvtstuart06]

wow i never heard the word bro used so much i think u said it 80 some odd times wow

[cherryblossoms9]

once again...too bad you're joking..

[sabMysterrr]

lol nice crib

[Yakandke]

he looks like a 1950's greaser not a guido

[kwest232]

yo whats the song that you were playing when you were driving?

[jrggnc]

call on me is the song

[NessaChanel]

yeah call on me by eric prydz

[ramheez]

20 heads bro, 20 heads!!

[Ohyeahwellyouknow]

The HAIR is fucking hilarious!!! All cool-like!  So fuuny!

[BirkinG1rl]

very funny!!

do another one

[SIkid555]

uhhhh the back of ur hair is fucked up lol thats not how guidos put there hair

[irishcasbah]

Funny stuff! Guido guy is hilarious

[jellitunes]

AHH!! LMAO!! There is a FART at 6:25 !! JOHN DID YOU EVER NOTICE THIS?!?! It was probably me!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(For anyone who doesn't know, I was the camera man for Guido 3000 =)

[jellitunes]

lolol : i mean your gonna pass this up? your gonna pass this up? you're gonna pass this? tell me right now you know who I am?? you gonna pass this?? lololol

[zachs7777]

JohnnyMattoos this is honestly one of the funniest videos i have seen in my life, a bunch of us in class were watching it for like the 60th time today.

"20 heads"

Respect

[johnnymattoos]

Thank you!!!! SnowFlake coming so soon!!! Be ready!!!! gonna need a team of people to post links on their FaceBooks... and pretty much any where...

its a campagne for it to go viral!!!!

and the song will be up on iTunes.

"White XXX-Mas (NC-17)"

Please Post it everywhere when it comes out!

thanks again!!!!

=M=

[zachs7777]

Jacked for it

[oblivion292]

this shit had me rolling on the floor the whole time... perfect

[johnnymattoos]

thank you, im glad i can make some people laugh, it actually makes me happy lol ... guido 3003 is coming . . . eventually... something huge is coming in MAY snow flake the white rapper! ill message u when it comes out... huge advertising campagne begins that day lol be well

[oblivion292]

no doubt bro this vid was hilarious.. can u give me tips on how to pull off a guido accent?im italian but i sound like a freakin puerto rican LOL

and yeah, definatly keep me posted with the snowflake the white rapper vid! :D

[cdscrew99]

hah i loove this shiit !!!! great job!, marvellous!,wonderful! ,fabulous!,fantabidoziiiiii! many compliments but dont drop the standard u set or ull be hearin sum critcisms......no pressure ; )

[johnnymattoos]

how did u like guido 3002?

guido 3003 to come eventually, sooner than later, maybe this summer...

im setting a whole new standard this may when snow flake the white rapper comes out ... ill shoot u a message then! thanks again!

[xxloakedxx]

"What else am i gunna do bro... im gunna fuckan dance!"

LMAOOO

[JayNyc94]

This has to be Jersey or Marine Park.

[eneas10]

she is hot..

[jeangeniex3]

Joe is HOT!!!

[ballazzzz94]

id pass u up nigga u a lil staten island scumbag nd i can rock ur ashit my pusyy bitch friend can 2 my arms r 10 times uthe siZe of urs BRAHHHHHHHHH IGHT UR A LIL PUNK a lil 13 yr old pushed u into a different hoodbroo like tottally bro like i dont kno

[brklynb0y]

dude.......SHUT THE FUCK UP omg!

[JesseSinopoliTV]

Where can I write in to get an autograph?

[quinn2469]

A little more extension on the fist pump. And you gotta tint out your mom's car windows. Bro, bro, dude, you gotta tint out the windows, bro, dude, bud, bro...

Nice vid :)

[imsofly317]

can i get his digits? :)

HAHAHAHAHA.

i love this video.

[PrEtTy10ALLY]

like bro this is like bro like funny bro like funny bro..LOL this is funny as shit...like

[passij74]

srry leo1337hs, i think the vid's funny, tht was my italian friend, srry bro. the vid's fuckin funny

[mikeonex]

this shit is funny. i cant stop laughing.cant wait for part 3

[xxElite94xx]

whats the name of that song in the begining ??

[passij74]

then get a life leo1337hs

fucking haters

[leo1337hs]

im not even gana argue with a 13 year old kid

grow the fuck up u think that saying GET A LIFE

bothers me LOL idiot

[staind420]

nice grammar

[leo1337hs]

dude i watch this every day

[johnnymattoos]

. . . Thanks Part 3 not TOO far off...

And dnt worry, you have a life, dnt listen to passij74, maybe he is the hater, who knows?! Either way, i thank you for your support and am happy you found it funny!!!

[7Italiaaaaaaaa]

lmao brooo this is funny as hell

[bimmerb0y]

albino Guido hahahhaaha

[CrazyAlbanians]

lmfaooo omg these ppl are so anoying in reality

[dynastybeats]

HOW MUCH LONGER TILL 3003?????

[leo1337hs]

the mona lisa like

[Buckz0rs]

YO BRO! CAN I GET SOME MONEY LIKE?

[3510211]

lol fuckin hilarious

[hahakb03]

i fucking hate guidos hahahahah excellent video man

[getclaped123]

ROFLL THIS IS FUNNY, lol

[skizzo192]

were is he in staten island or howard beach?

[QueenCosmos]

lmao x]

[mike72293]

lol im in this

[emmybooo]

lmfaooo this is hystericall!

where is it filmedd?!?!

[johnnymattoos]

Staten Island lol

[SlavicSoldat]

-What else am i gonna do? I'm gonna fucking dance! - LMAO!!!!!

[EFAX328]

OMG !! LMFAO !! This is one of the best vids ive seen all day.. great job on making it, and the chick was hot too lol

[Enthropomorphia]

"do they know who the fuck I am bro? Cuz I dunnu who I am bro!" HAHAHHAHHAHAHA!

"don't... call me bro" ROFL!!

[TFKKNBEllO]

lMFAO i lOVE THiS ViDEO BROOOOOOOOOO; MAKE A 3003!

[johnnymattoos]

i wouldnt rule it out at all... as the concept is already on paper lol

and if i do make it, which eventually i probably will... it will be the best to date, easily!

=M=

[gh3liver2]

he just ruined the word bro ... this guys a fuckin retard

[johnnymattoos]

sorry about ruining it, it was never my intention. But to become the character, i had to act like the character. i didnt invent those that over use BRO, i only mocked them. U shud hit up 3002, then u will see the ultimate BRO massacre! Haha

[ryanrennagade187]

bro this video is epic fuck these dudes under me

"i guess im just the albino guido"

classic

[johnnymattoos]

yet again ... i reiterate to those that are offended..... like u.... im sorry if offended, if not . . . thank u for the view, if you question my sexuality and it componsates for any short comings with your ego, cool im glad i can help you feel better, if it made u laugh great, or any combination at all ... thanks for the views and support, i wouldnt be @ 6o,ooo+ w/o you! u shud check out 3oo2 as well!!! 3oo3 to come perhaps!

[canesfanboy]

funny but ur a fuckin fagget

[SlavicSoldat]

LMAO

[joshjamesseves]

d bag

[GomerDose]

This video is 9 min and 30 sec too long

[KevKF4L]

nah this video didnt get me mad...i find it funny how a dork like u has time to make a video like this...stop haiting n try to get laid :)

[johnnymattoos]

haha... ok ill get to mission right now, perhaps ill be lucky and find a girl that will touch me HAHAHA

[CyGothGuido]

the music u play as u dance is great bro wat is it Lol

[johnnymattoos]

itunes  Gunther

[cooldudewholaxes]

yo bro, what's that sick jam playing in your car when you're riding in the ma's whip?

[johnnymattoos]

Eric Orydz - call on me

[johnnymattoos]

eric prydz*

[KevKF4L]

haha no wonder an ugly fuck like u who gets no pussy has to make a video like this

[johnnymattoos]

Sounds like a bruised ego. i dnt have to defend how many girls im capable of getting. If you feel im ugly, sounds splendid. it dsnt get me upset, as this video got u upset.

be well, hope ur outlook on life gets better buddy!

=)

lmao

[TLong44]

4:14 to 4:50, what is the song playing in the car?

[johnnymattoos]

well yes, i am italian, i just dnt act like this... the new age guido dsnt have to be italian to be a guido... if u feel being italian means to act like this, then you not italian, your a silly assclown haha

=P

... but yeah im 5o percent brah, read the video info lol

[KidElectroYo]

gOOD VID, bUT MY HAIR IS COOLER

[kalihime]

cool hair, bro

[slickdoni12345]

so funny i watch it everyday :D

[xdeadwaterx]

your mad bennigan'z son

[lolzxcvbnm]

k bro we're gonna go for a ride in my whip, or should i say my mom's ca' . she pays for the gas, she pays for the ca'. LMFAO DUDE BEST VIDEO EVER. BY THE WAY ITALIANO FOR LIFE FAGGOTS WHO ARE JEALOUS CAN SUCK MY ITALIAN CHOD

[gerb189]

u jealous caus u ait ITALIAN

[slickdoni12345]

so funny YOU ROCK Guido 3000 For the win

[00runterstapler00]

HEIL HITLER

[00runterstapler00]

UGLY UGLY KIDDY

U HAT BLACK PEOPLE

[johnnymattoos]

nice!!! my boy from my the obama video i made stating facts. Whats up man, thanks for viewing my other videos... i guess you bought into the whole thing obama/the media's got going on, "VOTE OBAMA OR OTHERWISE YOUR RACIST", silly guy, i dnt hate black people, i hate unqualified politians that have horrable pasts running for president. DUH, its fact, hate whitey/USA church 20yrs, Bill Ayers, all true, you clown!

=M=

Thanks for adding another view, TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

[00runterstapler00]

USA SUCKS

GOGO DEUTSCHLAND

[zackworthington]

I watch this like, once a week. You fucking rule.

"I guess I'm just the albino Guido."

[paRtyoVaHeaa]

what an asshole lmao

[EtaForsaken]

grate ^^

[annamaria73]

:0!!!!!

[drock285]

funny

[b1mgqn56]

G*O*R*G*E*O*U*S Young MAN, You! Awesome Video! And Funny! Thanks For The Share ChrisIsSom.. Nice Hair Cut* Too.

[kuro08ka]

funny fun

[Greeseball]

You are all fags

[KingToads]

What's the song at 2:23??

[Paul07901]

Depicts a generation of all style and no class. Mud People! But please don't take offense, it's just fact no brag.

[negvey]

Funniest shit i always laught when i see it... Mostly cause of voice and acting

[xchopxsuey]

"bro! my hands are all slippery like!" lmfao

[osama28]

JAJAJAJAA

[ronak853]

too funny... i hate guidos

[natalie21178]

LMAO at his hair!!!!

[bianca2088]

thanxx soo much do u kno the techno song with the lyrics " clouds were racing.....and you will be safe by my side... or somthing like that?!?!?! if you doo lemme knooo thanxxx

[futureman02]

call on me by eric prydz