Arab American Comedian - Dating Bit

[SHAZIZ]

You are awesome and very very funny.

[SHAZIZ]

You are awesome and soooooooo funny.

[TheSpyro94]

this lady is very funny, sombody get her a professional gig

[SuperMorphex]

ohh come on that was really funny , and if somehow you didn't laugh you dont have to wright your stupid shitty comment

[mirasprofile]

Not funny,so cussing replacing jokes,promoting not fun but immorality, shame.

[miouth150]

sweet and low looooooooooool

[abdussamad002]

shes jewish

[mbassri]

then do what ur asking people to do !!!

watch?v=KcAZeI4LDf8

[cxode]

I love you woman , you are great and funny , you should be the example of midde eastern women.

[yousifhela]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hilarious

[scorpionsSon]

yup she sounds jewish, look jewish and have their same hate toward muslims (u can see that in other videos)

[NONSPAN]

she sounds jewish

[walklikeawarrior]

@NONSPAN she sounds new york

[fjordking]

she shounds jewish

[Nusrat5791]

no wonder islam is in danger, when muslim women are getting on stages to pleasure westerners...disguting. if your husband is muslim he should be ashamed.

[littlemoroccan]

@Nusrat5791 Salam ALykum instead of hating teach people the right way:)

[imakecostumes]

please put more on-you are so funny-thankyou!

[thisismewhy]

very funny!!! whats her name???

[mikeyburn]

nowhere near funny. rather frustrated

[philaleksandros]

You're hilarious Helen! :)

[richerite]

this biatch is funny.

[Rockrebel98]

She's hot and funny. Nice combo!!

[lghorbawine]

dudes u hv got to know that not All ARABS are Muslims !!

she's arab that doznt mean that she's Muslim

people are so stupid ughh !

[xdle777]

WOW!!! firs time i saw....really love it.

[Almaza1]

Man, she's funny as hell...Arab Pride baby

[aleyabellydance2]

hilarious!! hahah

[aleyabellydance2]

hahaha!! hilarious!!

[devoutxcynic]

please tell me what accent this is!!!



[murtajay]

honestly, i think people should open up. so what if the comedian is arab, its not like we can;t live life, its not like we arabs can't joke around about sex and marriage and stuff. and its not like we are all religious and whatever. i can only imagine how many people had either pre-marital sex or extra-marital affairs in the arab world, let alone outside, if u do neither one, just take the joke and laugh. i think she is hilarious, does a great job showing we're also people with interests

[nemo227]

Funny Helen, but you're not 89 as you claim in your profile. Does that prove that men can't believe what women say?

Still funny, some really good bits.

[ayah1984]

Ewww.

[EdugeBDroN]

" I am out getting a free meal and a compliment " hilarious

[helenmaalik]

I love that THIS video has NO ARAB CONTENT but yet people are leaving comments about ARABS and ISLAM.

And they say I'm an idiot!

[finestShorty]

hahahaha "ur soo lucky sum body finds ur fat ugly ass attractive"

[Redbullskull]

Im arab. Arabs are the worst people on earth. the prophet had a real hard time bringing some civilization and discipline to them. the moment an arab turns away from Islam, his true nature comes out, he becomes completely unbearable.

"the worst thing on a date- when your husband calls" wtf???

[laharvey125]

I do think girls shouldn't whine about not getting a guy, but that doesn't mean they should "put out" either. That would be a major turn-off for me. The guys who wanna sleep right away aren't usually looking for a relationship.

[rgcardona76]

Nice. I'm from Costa Rica; would love to see more of your stuff Helen.

[jdk209]

She will not give head. She would take off head.

[gedemale1]

oombuddah-it's you.Just you.

[blueice61023]

ur accent is so sexy

[oombuddah]

Is it me or are Arab Non-Muslims the most corrupt people in society?

[amirbatna]

It is you.

[Intifada1981]

It's you.

[rstigerback]

what is up with her accent??? wtf??

i really cant stand it...

[ragu0686]

i guess she grew up in new york or something...sound very jewish though (like kyle's mom from southpark lol)

[WeeshiBunny]

keep up the ignorant arguments everyone! I need some entertaining fools to amuse me while I eat my tacos....

[aswingopakumar]

very funny...!!! thanks for the video...all those fanatics who think her comedy is in bad taste given her religion, i'd say she is doing a lot of damage control for her community by making people laugh their heads off rather than blowing it up

[zz03]

lol. yep

[AmyK007]

Brilliant!

[Sabei0990]

She is so amazingly funny.

[zz03]

it's a comdey show- the pt is 2 laugh at urself........................­....... doesnt make her a whore... i mean why would it? sheesh, coz she's arabic? so if she were white or somthin else than it'd b ok?

[ramzi45]

everyone saying bad things about her because she is a woman.. period...

[CaligirlSofia]

@ramzi45 actually its because she keeps cussing but not quite at the right times, and her jokes arent that funny, but poor girl is still trying, she jokes arent at the right time

[Moosemeeseproduction]

are you a practicing muslim? i was just curious cause you talk about having pre maritial sex. im not rediculing you im just curious.

[happy0dude]

So funny .. people with complexes won't be able to laugh ..

chill out people!

[a1z1z1z1aa]

LOOOOOL

[Nubiah9]

LOL Cool --Salaam

[Sugarrussshhh]

Hahahah People are taking the jokes too serious!! its really funny i think the reason the people are shocked is because a girl i saying it!! Male comdian make sexist joke ALLL the timeeee come onn

[EF20052009]

I'm probably the most open minded person you'll ever meet, and don't judge me, cuz you know what you don't even know me, yah fucking on the 1st date seems pretty low....you barley even know the person.....live in reality, not in a dream, what if the person that they sleep with has an STD or HIV? now what ? To be honest it's not even funny, It's retarted.

[amyOfEgypt]

she doesnt mean it like DO IT GIRL its just an over reacting thinggy to add a comedy but yeah your right its not acceptable to do it on the 1st date. anyway lets not make this a big deal LMAO! wallahi...

[EF20052009]

lol alright.....

[dunkelkind78]

she's hilarious,,,,,,,,,,,i love her.......can anyone of you please tell me what her name is?? would be great. thanks

[Leena1950]

helen mallik

[egibdgou]

you are very funny

[limonmintandice]

Am An Arab girl......

SHE IS DISGUSTING!!!

[3a6rooshuk]

whats so disgusting abt her?she is funny

[djphatd]

hahahah

[kranthitech]

nice comedy... do upload more...

[scribe31]

put in alot of fucking hours!!! lol

[must19271]

she is so not arab

[bu3asalli]

actually she is check out her other videos

[sniker45]

her comedy isnt clever or funny axis of evil has clever witty jokes that one can relate to

[shivap16]

she is awesome~

[ammeeri]

Duuuuude you SCORE A+...

Seriously cant wait for more, you should post some more videos..

Keep it up

[amineh410]

I'm Muslim and well...I think she's hilarious.

[LebaneseNewYorker]

are you serious what r u talking aboutttt

it doesnt matter what religion u r and there ARE muslims who say bad words as well as jews and christians.

[Robyn2Michelle]

You Beautiful, Smart, Arabic women really need to chill out! IT'S Comedy!! It is not saposed to be taken seriously>

[chubyali]

lol shes sounds jewish!

[NafeesLACC]

no, just a really strong jersey/NY accent, hard to differentiate for me.

[pipingjob]

you are so brave lady, some people might not know how hard it is for an arab woman to do stand-up comedy,it takes huge courage,

btw she turns me onnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!

[pmhoa]

She's so funny xD

[hop2itrr]

Wow, what the hell is wrong with all these people hating on her!? She's actually QUITE funny regardless of where she's from. Ahmed Ahmed, Maz Jobrani and a lot of other Arab comedians use "bawdy" language. Is it because she's an Arab woman that she is so harshly judged? I'm an Arab American woman and I think you're hilarious! It's SATIRE people she's JOKING. Lay off.

[xxxxsjdxxxx]

Maz jobrani is iranian

[hop2itrr]

I happen to be a mix of Egyptian and Persian so yes I know he's Persian and can tell the difference. Scratch Arab from my comment and replace it with Middle Eastern if that makes you feel better. *sigh* I feel sorry for Helen that she has to read all this maskhara and mahzala.

[xxxxsjdxxxx]

Well you don`t have to be angry, i was just saying that maz was from iran, and im half iraqi half iranian myself. Can i ask...are you a man or a women??? thank you. Salam

[xxxxsjdxxxx]

OH and i think she is very funny

[Wowbagger86]

The first sane thing I've read in the comments... sems people are taking everything she says seriously. I don't find everything funny but still it's just comedy, she puts everything on the edge. that's what stand up comedians do...

[Wowbagger86]

Not to much harch comments in this column... but so many people gets offended. That's probably what she aims for anyway ...

[potter3881]

HA!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS! I LOVE YOU!

[moeali777]

she looks rather jewish

[mico2020]

she looks greek

[shenenewnew]

hahahahahaahahahahaha this is funny!!! you're hilarious...and I'm a middle eastern muslim girl...and I find this veeeery hilarious...I believe you will blow up real big and be really famous if you continue comedy!!! you're the best!!! much success to you Hellen!

[BraveUlysses01]

This is hilarious. "Shut up, bitch, and put out!" LOLZ ALIVE.

[wearemolecules]

dudes - my first time seeing this comic, she is very very funny! wow, people who didn't like her stuff have no sense of humor.

[EgyptianG]

Helena...I think ur funny..fellow Arab comedian to another...don't mind these other douches...walad kalb

[samirbabajaan]

She is Not Arab, She is I suppose of Punjabi Paki or Indian background. Totally ignorant of Muslim/Arab culture, relies on ignorant stereotypes, suitable for a hate-arab and hate-muslim audience. They will definitely laugh. Another thing about Saudi Woman? You SERIOUSLY have NO idea what you are talking about.

[ksim43]

Humor is subjective. You don't like her does not make her unfunny or vice versa.

"relies on ignorant stereotypes". Right, all the best comedians do research on every audience member so they can make it specific.

[ArabsUnit]

naa she dont look like a punjabi paki or indian..she looks jewish to mee??

[zfanek]

Decent... seen her live. Voice is really annoying, but material is decent. Maybe the mic is just way too close to her mouth. Anyhow, good luck with everything and hope to see you guys on tour in nyc again. Take care.

[Rasheeda112]

Whats with all the bad comments... i think she is really brave to do what she does and u lot just sit there and bad mouth her... its great to see an Arab, especially a woman to do what she does.

[hhifnawi]

SHE HAS A JEWISH accent like this woman from Jerry Seinfeld, his best friend woman.

[luxul]

It is a newyork accent has nothing to do with jewish.

[funcki]

theres no such thing as a jewish accent u idiot..its nj/ny accent..u thought so cuz alot of new yorkers r jewish and happen 2 be in alot of sitcoms

[amerkalla]

this is kind of good

but wats funnier is her accent

it like a jewish accent

[xelenty]

Thats so funny... the husband calling you on your date... hilarious...

[roshagawa]

ignore the humourless morons who post here, ms maalik. let the world behold their idiocy. i think you're hilarious.

[mohawow]

Your talented Mashaallah, The way you presented your ideas were effective and straight to the point. Good job.

If I have this talent, I would add more stories on how we struggles with the language, weather or even culture rather than limiting yourself to one topic in all three clips you have.

I hope to see more clips.........Shukran

[helenmaalik]

My comments are replies to comments. I don't understand why they're coming up all together. To view them as replies and see who I'm replying back to, Go to 'View all Comments'

[L45]

@helenmaalik I love her, she is great! by the way what is her name and does she have any other videos on youtube?

[duffstuff420]

and by kills it, i mean it's awesome..

[duffstuff420]

hahahah love it all, but the homeless bit kills it!

[KhatNation]

Arabs complaining need to shut the fuck up....jelous people!

[cosgirl2007]

WOW you really need HELP..MAYBE you should FIND allah if you are muslim..but i doubt it!!

[helenmaalik]

Thank you for commenting. You have capitolized the wrong words in your post. By not capitolizing the name of God - Allah. You have trivilzed it. Muslims should really put the emphasize on Allah.

[colmonhs]

@helenmaalik

epic win!

[marsharbel]

Mrs. Maalik, It is still possilble to be comedic while at the same time excludig bawdy language that is not only degrading, but also quite unwitty. Moreover, the Arab-American community would respect you way more if you were to refrain from shallow humor. Sincerely, An Arab

[helenmaalik]

Thank you for viewing my video. WOW, if you think I use bawdy language, you should listen to Richard Pryor...and that Mother F**ker is funny. But he didn't make it big, cause of the language he used.

[angeleyez748]

i think there was about um 2 people laughing

[helenmaalik]

Thank you for commenting. Angeleyez748, I wish you had angelearz2, cause you would hear the laughter.

[1Abz1]

good eye on that homeless guy seeing everyone, taking stuff people know, but need explanation was good. You're like a female Lewis Black

[helenmaalik]

thanks for the compliment.

[skrlbg]

seriously honey .. do call that comedy .. I've seen ur vedios ..they're just offensive ma'am .. u know comedians r genious .. r u even trying to get near that ...

find real jokes then come clowning so-called arab ...

[rongyver]

you make me sad.......i died a little inside after i read your comment, ty

[helenmaalik]

Thank you for commenting. I am trying to get to near GENIOUS. I Have a little bit more of a journey, but feel I will reach my goal of GENIOUS. And I feel by spelling the work GENIUS correctly, I'm that much closer.

[ramthowebeast]

SHUT THE FUCK UP.....u knwo nothing about arabs...and u do sound like a jew

[rongyver]

ahh the Jew comment, nice there ramstein. Enlighten us on your Arabness will you? Moneytard.

[helenmaalik]

Thank you for taking the time to view my video and writing in Caps, it really strengthened your remark. Writing in CAPS is very authoratative and shows strength.

[geebee00]

SHE'S PRETTY FUNNY

[helenmaalik]

thanks for the comment

[gospodinBezkrai]

good show!

arab men ones are great too!

[makayamberlucas]

I hope you know that people love to come on youtube and write terrible things - for some reason it makes them feel good - strange I know!Stand-up comedy has got to be really hard! please keep up the good work - I think your funny!

[helenmaalik]

Thank you for coming on here and posting and for your kind words. I have an option to delete all these hateful posts, but I choose to keep them on here to show the ignorance and shallowness of people.

[NiloticHeir]

wacko, slut hate Islam and you will go to hell

[helenmaalik]

this video has nothing to do with Islam. And in my heart I truly believe that people who go on Youtube and post hateful comments to hard working comedians will go to hell.

[kososhahab]

And in my heart I truly believe that people who go on Youtube and post hateful comments to hard working comedians who humiliate their own race and culture will not go to hell. (although i recommend not so harsh comments.)

[rongyver]

Dear Sir/Mam...you make me sad. Love Ya helenmaalik!!

[rongyver]

oops sorry replys didnt go where they were supposed to........i have failed you helenmaalik.

[helenmaalik]

Thank your for your comments. You didn't fail me. Other have.

[yviva]

yuck

[helenmaalik]

Thank you for stopping by.

[darianafshar]

your pretty funny but you look and sound jewish...

[helenmaalik]

Thank you for the comment. Yes, I know about looking and sounding Jewish. I do make fun of that in my act.

Keep laughing.