Let's Play Plumbers Don't Wear Ties - I Want The Hollywood Ending!!

[SlaughterFly333]

what kind of a game is this?

[Vorki84]

"oh come on, plumbers don't wear ties!" - haha, hahahahaha. What an epic conclusion to this shitload of ***! :D

[HollyBee9000]

1:14 THINGS GO IN HERE! :O

[Phillyjoe2]

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF! :-)

[nikobelic25000]

1:00 it says plumber on bike look at the bike i just noticed that.

[newyoikmabsta]

They must've realized how horrible this is, and were making a self-parody. They couldn't have seriously made it this bad without realizing it.

[2zporygon]

i knew the hollywood ending would be the happy ending

[WingmanUnited]

"What were they thinking!?"

[reviewerboy11]

at the ending wheres the get all my fu*king money back for this shi*y game?

[megamanrocks99]

Plumber on a bike? Wat.

[0lunoire1]

What's after "END THIS THING" ?

That's the only whise choice in the game and I cannot choose it ! Man...

[gtggreen13]

@crazygam3r249 Yep.

[crazygam3r249]

did anyone else come from AVGN's review?

[TheAvatarLife]

@crazygam3r249 Oh yeah.

[StupidWizardFilms]

DID TOMMY WISEAU DIRECTED THIS??!?!? YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, JANE!!!!

[TheInstantClassic1]

Is there a code to see the Tommy Wiseau ending?

[LBlueDust]

What a shitty ass game.....

[jackmcslay]

I wanna see just who's behing this!! Gimme the credits so I cant hunt down each one of them!!

[TheBare1992]

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!

[Arman88]

2:31 - "End this thing", like they're aware that this fucking game sucks! Or "I wanna see just who's behind this fucking abomination!"

[TheManiacalArtist]

"YOU COOK?!"

-Insert sexist joke here-

[Manectric7]

avgn was here.

[moblepenpal2012]

So many bad jokes, so much fake advertisement. God this should be on xbox and ps3 with stick figures and computer generated voices

[awelcruiz]

What's wrong with being a plumber? It's a high paying job.

[Vendettathegreat]

'Maybe we should go somewhere and'

*skips video*

'fuck'

o-o

[TheBlackBloodNinja]

.............This is a good ending?

[lukchardhsl]

AVGN brought me here.

[Fallout1Boi]

Damn this shit sucks ass

[Yuu1316]

i wish end this thing choice was the very first choice in the game better yet don't play the game at all!

[MrLOL9999]

this isn't a hollywood ending. it's 2 retards on their first date.

[MrDaCheat]

John: now... TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!

[Proclifo]

End this thing.

[kira1death]

That's the worst kiss ever!

[madmanszalinski]

Who the hell owned this game, sat through the whole thing, and YouTubed all of the cutscenes?

[Squadillah]

If jane rode with John on his motorcycle, whats happens to her car?

[Xitrax]

1:25 SHE SAID IT!

SHE SAID IT!!!

[834113]

@Xitrax family guy referense.. i like that =D

[MisterMoe92]

End this thing. Once and for all. Please.

[rodericf1]

his bike says, "plumber on a bike?" was that his business gimmick? thats fucking genious.

[ren2250]

i wuldve voted it for game of the year...

[TwigTheThird]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!

[packersfanover18]

Thanks AVG, for mainstreaming this shit!

[Latetothepartyreview]

I. Hate. Everything.

[sonofdark18]

she just left her car to go hang out with a plumber. also if this woman is a porn star then that will make up for me watching this horrible game (dr jeykill and mr hyde looks like fucking god compared to this)

[GhostSnake]

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!

[Megajanitor]

The first theme was actually pretty good

[IcedEarth1792]

Until I researched this game online, and saw AVGN did a review on it, I didn't thing it was even real. What a horrible game......I dont even qualify it as a game or a movie, its just a bunch of pictures.

[PubliusAfricanus]

Jane is hot! Someone please tell me she did porn.

[pachor2]

what about the option of fuck her brains out

[darrelthesexy]

avgn

[Andr286]

The title was very sarcastic, just like the title from the movie Cats don't dance, but this has horrible graphics

[TheAeroAvatar]

This is one of the most bullshit romances I've ever seen.

[alrightlol]

did jane just left her car at the parking lot?

[tomservo3]

Who cares if he's a plumber?

Plumbers make a LOT of money.

[daarrii]

@tomservo3 plumbers DO make money indeed. Especially if they break blocks and money comes out of them.

[jrunkpunk]

So...has anyone ever seen a film called "They Don't Cut The Grass Anymore" ? If you think this dialogue is good, you'll love that film!

[GinoZump]

selection at the end of WHAT video?

[SSCode09]

@GinoZump every end of the video there is a choice. you choose it.

[APocketOfTime]

Omg, the dialogue is so awkward and forced.

[RockGTA]

This game's so hard, thanks for the Walkthrough.

[leppaberry]

End this thing.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Djstudiosgold]

HEY GIVE ME DA HOLRYWOO ENDING. I'M A WHOAMANTIC PERSON YUU NO

[darkknight12348]

this game fucking sucks!

[LuBuOWNZ]

'End this thing' (click)

This video is removed by the author. I ROFLed.

[rrrevan]

@trildog

Sorry...we live in LA. And if you don't like it...too fucking bad. Make a better game for a console and then we can talk

[trildog]

@rrrevan

Fuck off loser, I wasn't talking to you, unless you were involved in making this game. Do you really think this game is good, let alone worthy of being called a GAME!?

Why you so defensive, did you make this piece of shit did you?

Haha, you must be in denial if you think it's anywhere NEAR good.

And why would I give a fuck if you live in L.A?

Here's my honest answer: I DON'T!

L.A is a piece of shit.

And who's "we" anyway, you and your shitty arse "game developer" mates?

[trildog]

@rrrevan

I've already made a better game actually it's called 'Insult the fag from L.A then beat him up',

infinite times better than this one.

And so you're saying that people are allowed not to like it if they live in L.A? Wtf?

Um, yeah.. and so AVGN and I are obviously not the only ones that hate this shit.

This 'game' has one of the lowest review scores ever. This 'game' infact is the worst excuse for a game ever,

just like you're the worst excuse for a human ever.

[rrrevan]

@trildog

Ooooh this is your lucky day sweety pie...my boyfriend and I are arriving in Wellington in April for a romantic getaway

We'd love to play your game when we arrive. If you can truly beat me up, I'll apologize and buy you as many beers as you'd like. But if I win the fight, my bf and I get you for a weekend and we can do whatever we want with you (wink).

Interested...?

[ProgressiveAudio]

Was that star wars music in the beginning?

[Massacretalitor]

This isn't a Hollywood ending. It's like pair of mentally retarded people going on their first date.

[iChocolateAddict]

''End this thing'' is removed? :(

[iChocolateAddict]

this is so boring... xD

[AssaulteedOne]

this is the only let's play that you can actually play XD

[MysticDragonPrincess]

"plumbers don't wear ties" the only scene in this game that actually has something to do with the title

[Ostnizdasht206]

Why the hell is he wearing a tie anyways?

[hrjert1]

@Ostnizdasht206 his mom made him

[xDOLPHINTV]

GEEF ME THE HORRYWOOD ENDINK

[Crumbleberry]

Holy Crap. I realized that I played through this Piece of Shit.

[rrrevan]

@Crumbleberry

Well done. So you liked it then?

[MyStealthman]

So after saving her life from a rapist and then seeong er half naked HE DOESN"T GET LAID WTF?

[Sonicadvaned09]

Only one line makes the game title!

[chaklong]

lol at the end

"End this thing."

[GemZel16]

GIMME SOMTHING HORNY!!

[lilPat]

What was the End this thing video??

[JJMerrill]

END THIS THING

[GREENWARRI0R]

GIMEE HORRYWOOD ENDING

[MrSambaboy]

Why did you delete the 'End this thing'-choice?

And yeah, it sure isn't a game but a thing, even the sick tongue attached to the choice thinks so.

[NinjaRacoonDelta]

John: Well you see, Im im im im im...

Me: Gay? are you finally coming out?

John: A plumber.

[Underratedgamerkid]

lol this is to damn funny.

[DragonUltraMaster]

Why couldn't we just choose "End this thing" from the beggining of the "game" o.o

Who the hell would even play this shit?? I feel bad for you, you really yook your time to get this far

[TheRegart]

0:16- 0:35 BOO!!!! XD

[Djstudiosgold]

Oh John, plumbers don't wear ties!

Me: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW­WW *facepalm*

[thearmyofgreatness]

How much did this sell?

[shadstar24]

@thearmyofgreatness My guess is 50 bucks, but you also have to buy the console which is a whopping $700.

[Javon1983]

shit the fuck!

[RSCNyx]

I like on 1:49 he looks at the camera like he's a badass.

This is horrible.

[xRocketzFighterx]

I'm suprised that asian bitch didn't say "me love you long time AH"

[ziqi92]

i got bored of this within a minute -_-

[Manneomgwtf]

LOL I LAUGH AS FUCK WHEN I WATCH THIS ;D

[fantasyguy86]

This makes me wanna scream so hard in a bottle...

[jupitertszchun]

END THIS THING

[toonswap]

I just crapped my pants.

[xboxlulz]

i wanna see whos behind this so i can fucking kill them!

[psychomantis108]

how many people clicked end this thing with a sigh of relief XD

[MrFredFuchs]

"Plumbers don't wear ties" <--- SHE SAID IT! THERE IT IS! IN THE GAME!

[G4M3RFR34KSW3]

some funny crap :)

[socue521]

Hei giev mhe de hjollywjood ejnding, iajm ah rhomahntic pherson, yu knhow...WTF, she talks like someone who is on crack

[JohnDoe2089]

were's the decision to blow up the game

[guypersonresidents]

what a waste of life

[TheWickedSmile]

I'M A WOMANTIC PEHSON YEW NO

[theknightswhosayfrak]

@TheWickedSmile Me Chinee Me Pray Joke Me go Pee Pee in you coke.

[nilzern]

Yeay i just played truh the worst game of all time!!!!

[starrychica82]

The 3rd option should read. End this thing. the game will self destruct in 5 seconds so no one can ever play this load of dog shit again.

[Cristian182005]

Wow, this is BAAAAAAAAD. And I mean... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAD.

[Mapondo]

What? talk or park?

The dialog is worst than a B-class porn movie! But at least they show you boobies to keep you entertained!

[tbone2004]

"It would also be the same as taking a shit on a piece of toast on a roof while wearing a fish mask singing 'I'm Too Sexy'!"

[tbone2004]

"This is one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life! On the box, it says it plays like a game, but feels like a movie. Well, that's horseshit! It doesn't play like a game, and it certainly doesn't feel like a movie! It's a slideshow on the verge of being softcore porn, but it isn't that either! It's just a bunch of random images! If I threw a bunch of pictures together with wacky filters, it would be the same as this miserable piece of fuck!

[Meex1989]

How do you turn jane into a nun?

[Tubewings]

@Meex1989 Pick "Gimme Something Completely Different" at the end.

[ChablesMan]

What... the... fuck...

[Nightwing20]

geez... AVGN was right. I'd rather have diarrhea shoot out of my dick than play this game!

[muttboy9]

Gimme something different,

GIVE ME A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!

[Poodleinacan]

Wouahahahahahahahahhahahhahaha­haha!

The title comes from the hollywood ending!

No, it is not funny.

[mischiefpwns]

I think they spent about $300 and 2 afternoons to make this game. This is something a bunch of high school dropouts would make. How was it legal to sell this shit?

[6medics]

@mischiefpwns Nothing about this is illegal...

[BigNickGK]

THES GAME IS HOSESHIT EVERPORIT

[toxicprincess336]

maybe we should go somewhere and pork. i mean park. i mean talk. lol.

[XxShindouxX]

The guy who made this is a fuck nutted cunt rat!!!!

[XxShindouxX]

I still didn't get the fucking Hollywood Ending, that shit wasn't a ending!! It was a fucking load of shit...fuck this game, fuck this guy who made it FUCK HIM TO HELL!!!!!

I hope he sucks cocks in hell for eternity and Satan has his way with him forever for this abomination!

[6medics]

@XxShindouxX Nice Angry Nerd cosplay.

[xtuukkax]

The game's intro is a video, so why they can't make entire game like that?! It's just some kind of demented clip show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NewsOaf]

It's a sad case of affairs when this game can be played on youtube.

[zbddbzproductions]

THIS ISNT A FUCKING GAME

[NICKREAPER316]

WHAT A HORRIBLE ENDING.....to a horrible ga---no....no...it's not a game....it's an abortion....

[VaatiOfDarkness]

HEEEY GIVE ME THE HORRYWOOD ENDING!

[CrazyInfernape]

@VaatiOfDarkness IMA WOMANTIC PURSIN YU KNOW

[produccionesNX]

the avgn PLAY's this ``game``???

HOLY SHIT, he's suffer so much -_-

[ax3ninja]

man... this was a fucking marathon. I isn' that long, but I went through each option at the bit where you can make thresher into a pervert... and they're all fuck ups! what a joke! The only option that continues the story is the perv one, and that aviator wearing fuck and the karate dickbag grills you for choosing it.

And where the fuck is my final score? FUCK

[ISkylerI]

plumbers dont wear ties but sure do make a lot of money OH WAIT this is a mario spin off right?

[TechSY730]

@royalnavy I'm not sure what's worse, the way he wears his tie, or the fact the he wears one even though THE TITLE SAYS PLUMBERS DON'T WEAR TIES!

[BasketballGamerFreak]

day jus met dat day afta bein chased by a fat perv and now dey talkin marriage!!! damn

[setsunasamachan]

gotta love AVGN...look him up if u havent heard of him

[leon102]

I decided to not choose the 'com-pah-leatly' different ending.

[StrosB4Hos]

that little Chinese lady as a narrator for your choices is ridiculous..

[Valis77]

uh oh o screwwuuup

[REPORTERYANICHOLSON]

@StrosB4Hos HELL YEA

[kingbooforums]

i can't hear Jane lol

[StrosB4Hos]

its panned jane is on the right speaker, maybe its better that you dont hear her...

[zzAmatureGamingzz]

What the hell is with the zelda music?

[Sollett]

When does it sound?

[zzAmatureGamingzz]

0:11

[pcmarriotthk]

I want the proper ending for me...for you!

[shadowario]

That's not the Hollywood ending. The real Hollywood ending is with the guy pushing the girl down ripping her clothes off and raping her.

[jellywillreturn]

@shadowario

To say this is anything like anything made in Hollywood is an insult to cinema.

[Robben911back]

@shadowario Hahahaha

[omegagiga43]

Just three words: What that fuck...?

[Fyrzon]

"Hey give me the hollywood ending. I'm a romantic person you know?"

I just wanted to kill myself as soon as i heard that.

[raiders545]

its says PLUMBER ON A BIKE on his motorcylcle!!!! how can she not know he is a plumber

[alrightlol]

this is the worst game ever but it has one of the best funniest and best line any games..."TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!"

[EnviousDominous]

Oh the humanity.

[mulry101]

I guess we now know where the game got it's title.

[wingsofhope2]

After this game was played through, many plumbers began rioting in the streets. Their jobs were left undone, leaving people with clogged toilets, broken sinks, and overflowing bath tubs. All because of one line, "Plumbers don't wear ties".

[Hordur92]

this would have maybe worked if it was at least MOVING!! then it wouldn't have been so bad, it wouldn't have been a good game or anything, but at least better

[noobtube117095]

what a shit load of fuck

[TheGlenn8]

@noobtube117095

YEAH

[Sollett]

I'm just curious... Anyone who bought it could tell us how much did this shit cost?

[ZetaNeubourn]

$5 and some gum.... is my guess.

[paperclipmouse]

check it out on amazon-theres 1 left i think-check the price there

[Ninfected64]

id rather play dr jekkyl and mr hyde on the nintendo than this jacked up shit