Gamescom 2011 - Inside Gaming: Gamescom Story

[pirmin789]

Auf wiedersehn!!!

[BehemothNergal666]

that ain't german...it just sounds retarded when you guys try it

[smartbro678]

uh? buljkklnoeiojinnj whuhubuinon insoinjnjnm sn shhbbububaoansknsknsn

[GermanGamingEngine]

They spoke no german it was only a horrible language - but not german!

- Transaltion:

Sie sprachen kein Deutsch, das war mehr eine hässliche Sprache - aber kein Deusch

[MrSnippets93]

its so cute how they just randomly throw together some german words they know :D

[MasterYoda989]

1:04 was definitely not german. I would know :D

[SuperPacman4]

Ich hab kein Wort deutsch verstanden

[randomgal]

So many mistakes xD

[MonkeyKing249]

a few mistakes

[Featch98]

Falscher Satzbau ! ^^

[MegaJl3]

Where the fuck did you get your english-german dictionary?!!!

[bayrocktoolong]

every time americans try to speak german they just freak out and blast out words like they crazy.... i just cant understand ONE word. just slow down and at leat try to pronounce it the right way =/ it would be so much more funny =)

[AachenBoy1996]

German people are really not like that -.- xD

And i must know thet because im from germany xD

[AachenBoy1996]

auf wieder sehhhhnn xD

that means good bye :)

[3croN]

0:27 did he had a chainsaw o.O ?

[KiriyaOburi]

Adam is hawt...

[Angusliketheburger]

HAHAHAHA

[fireboyz141]

I... I... don't... what the fuck?

[xXDannyThePunisherXx]

Hell Yeah >> Germany Rulez \m/

[StefanStojmenov]

awesome

[Gramercy72]

holy shit i love that last picture

[BeWoxNaTion]

the fuck i just watched?..

[darkgamer240]

@BeWoxNaTion same here man lol

[BalkanGames]

ich find das so lustig wie alle hier kein deutsch können XD (naja bis auf ein paar :P)

[TheDarkSkyKingdom]

Why can I picture the medic making this video

[xxStygmataxx]

I said the "I've misplaced my friend's detachable penis," phrase to a friend who thinks he knows German. He thought I was saying hi.

[uetzel]

you guys sure love germany

[sliPoM]

Meine namen sagen hunden - the dogs say my name

Meine name sagen , hunden - say my name , dogs

(hunden is NOT bitches)

[raflmaster32]

i may be out of line with this question but is machinima run by gays? either that or they really like dick jokes

[seijuruhiko]

@raflmaster32 You are clearly new here lol

[miko00795]

@raflmaster32 haha welcome to the club youll get used to it later on ^^

[22Batista09]

Omg this is not germany... its bavaria ... well ok bavaria is a part of germany but... no wait it's not they ruin our language with their creepy accent and aswell they ruin our reputation because they wear this creepy clothes ... i hate bavarians... i'm happy that cologne is not in bavaria, and btw. im german too and i haven't understood a single word ._.

[elfantasmo666]

@22Batista09 Pffffff... Du bist nur neidisch weils in Bayern besseres Bier gibt!

[MasterOfFireMeefs]

where the fuck did u got these pictures from

im from germany and ive never seen anybody look like that

like wtf?

[seriouskano2]

Thanks for the subs. Didn't understand a word.

Greetings from Germany.

[sandwechmaster]

1:18 Is that swifty? :D

[majickWITHa1]

@sandwechmaster it looks so much like him

[rrandomname]

Where are my Lederhosen?

[TeknoWizardd]

Urghhh that picture at the end scarred me for life...

[TheStevenGames234]

pause at @1.21 i lolled so much :)

[Trutharrival]

Operation Bash Sony : WIR SUCHEN für Samstag GAMESCOM Anonymous, die vor dem Sony-Stand ein Foto machen wollen! ERZÄHLT ES WEITER!

[DerRapHoerer23]

@ all Americans work!

Obama hasnt money so work and dont watch YouTube Vids

[JuliansGamingZone]

NEIN ! ICH WILL KEIN MEISTERMAGIER WERDEN !!!!

[TheOnlyRaZee]

i dont understand one word ... and i speak german xD

[Gplars]

@TheOnlyRaZee you and me both

[TsantenAnthony91]

@TheOnlyRaZee :-)

[PaperGunner722]

Thats one translator u got there

[B10F1r3]

Das mit den fließend Deutsch sprechen müsst ihr noch üben :P aber war aber trotsdem sehr lustig ^^

Grüße aus Deutschland

[nerdzonfire]

@B10F1r3 das mit dem fließend deutsch schreiben, musst du aber auch noch üben, oje, oje, oje

[FoolFosten]

All the german parts, IN GERMAN:

Kovic: 'allo, guten Tag!

Sark: Meinen Namen sagen,hirn dünn (WTF?!?! Stupid guess lol)

Ron: Du bist eine penis mit Schlagsahne und tonnen of erdbeeren in der Konditorei ;D

Hutch: Hast du es? Ich kann nix fühlen! (And this one actualy makes sence! NICE ONE HUTCH ;D)

Shaun: Ich hab mein fruchten, --not german at all--...Penis, Fell und Platz.

Kovic: Ich bin vor der--more not-german--und einen starken mann suchen. AUF WIEDERSEHEN!

And now translate this :P

[AngelsBlo0d]

Is it wrong that I got turned on by Kovic as a woman?

[Fextended]

OH MY GOD! I'm german and I couldn't understand anything you've been saying....I'll be at GC on saturday. Hope to meet you guys!

[E4stsid3r]

@Fextended lawl same

[AMArschStudios]

I'm german. I didn't understand any of the "german" words. Well, I understood "guten Tag" and "Penis". xD

[AMArschStudios]

@AMArschStudios But its funny. ;)

[TotalWarPlayer86]

this is just so bad german you know that?

[Syzygy2048]

I'm a native german speaker and I barely understood a word they said in german. In the end it becomes especially unintelligible.

Love it, you should do a whole episode in german!

[asendimchev1996]

Ounch der puten !

[MarcP865]

yay! :D

...even for me its hard to understand these german sentence..

and im german

[Kakbon26]

germany !

[leerey14]

ich hast ser gross schlong.

[Robloxluver1]

God this is so helpful XD

[chickenisnic]

the fuck was that?

[7xC5]

I am German and do not understand a word xD

[AtheistHater]

Hahaha, ahh the Human Centipede is gonna happen to them

[Jamchanizhere]

this is hilarious i wonder if any of these sayings work

[3456633234546]

what an INSULT to us germans. just crap, not funny, no sentences that make sense at all, just bablefish nonsense. EPIC FAIL. what a shit. Delete it plz

[minimano100]

@3456633234546 What a shit? bablefish? what an INSULT to us English-speakers, just crap, not funny, no sentences that make sense at all, just bablefish nonsense. EPIC FAIL. Delete it plz.

[TsantenAnthony91]

@minimano100 Oh Come on. They're joking!

[SexuialTiger24]

lol

[Mnebelyuk]

.......

[tacticalnutmeg]

Paused this video so many times

[tomminky23]

lol hutch looks like a homeless man

[bowman2062]

Hope these unfunny morons get beaten up and flushed down the Rhine to Holland

[Liam199995]

@bowman2062 Hahah nice

[t3hsourcey]

@DieTenkaichiMeister0

See if Google translator can confirm that.That is,if you weren't serious about it..

[martinmoroy]

Just epic!!!

[Ruffzn]

................. that's not german =D=D=D=D

[mojodawelzer]

i live in germany and i forgot about the gamescom :O

[dozy0802]

ahh, nothing like causal racism... :)

[Eleglas]

@dozy0802 It's not racism, it's stereotyping.

[DieTenkaichiMeister0]

@t3hsourcey This is Russian!

[JabberJaque]

Nyet Penne Moi Germanski.

[SirUNCLEPEANUTS]

That was.... Interesting. xD

[Orkslayer]

that is such bad german holy shit :D

[thebananaking123]

i like how hutch is reading from a card at 0:55

[RealShaun]

1:13 "Die Folie wird über"... Hääääh was wollen die sagen? :D

[zvoninemir90]

this is the best video ever hahaha

[sparuto117]

I love germany! I wish I could go there!

[ubermench3000]

Is it just me or is Hutch starting to look a little homeless?

[Hirntod82]

I am german and this was so funny. I barely understood anything.

[wakkaboom1987]

Gay, lucky i muted this shit.

[TheDravde]

AUF WIDERSEHEN!

[KurlVeranek]

WTF???? worst german ever!

[Dolleduck13]

The worst german talking I've ever heard and I can now because I live in the netherlands and that's right next to it. Also I go to austria every year.

[TheArcadianFlame]

is it strange that I found the girl at 0:14 more attractive than the girl at 0:16

[KingRhiyo]

Are these dudes gay or something cause all they talk abot is penis.

[mukluk0523]

What... the... FUCK

[bilyisbored92]

This is not Inside Gaming: Gamescom Story is

Inside Germany: German Story

[nuke507]

somebody can write all the german in a comment?

[Tetris976]

Crysomemore about this video, n00bs.

[Weristhiercool]

y r people hatin on this? don´t hate. it´s not really offensive. godamn germans as austrian i laugh about it. muahah...

[ThingsUWant]

racists :D

[EddiesGameplay]

lol, all i can say is dont come to Gamex in Sweden and do this to us XD

[haloboyFNFAL]

wow just wow

[xPSyH0ox]

fake and gay ===))))))

[lolmaster0036]

what on earth did i just watch....

[hoodrap89]

wrong german :/

[IRONMAN2MINIMATES]

D:

[dAmAkzZ]

So bad that the gamescom is in cologne you wont see anything like this except good beer :P

[LordofKings135]

Why does this show have to be so gay? :(

[Nightmare78hAlo]

@LordofKings135

Gay is ok

[Tanky732]

all i can say in german is adolf hitler

[Switzer2007]

@Tanky732 thats not even german thats just a dude's name. and why cant you say Guten-Tag?

[buob1234567890]

@Tanky732 Epic derp. You just won the nobel prize of stupidity.

[DarkEgg11]

Du hast paprika im ohr?

[LarryoLuxus]

The bavarians ruin our reputation

[Linkplay9]

This aint german.

[gtafan110010]

lolz i understand the humor, but that german was horribly fake ;p

[alphatotheomega7]

I'd say it wasn't so much the words being wrong, it was just that it was said through ridiculously thick American accents.

[Alari24]

Holy cow they butchered german to the ground!

[Shetyre]

Heil Pixel ! >:O

[DrunkenLee65]

I'm german and what is this?

[McalphaX]

Learn German before you try to imitate our language...

[Dredgion]

ihr scheiss hurensöhne lol 

[Duelpe]

just wtf I am german too and didnt understand anything

[JAHONZWORLDZ]

Dont Do School

Stay In Milk

Drink Your Drugs

[DarthSatoris]

That's the most broken German I've ever heard in my entire life... o-o

[RollinRetards]

Ummm what the fuck did i just watch?

[Thesurge747]

Mein Penis riecht komisch

[MrMetalSteve]

All the german phrases in this video making absolutly no sense

What they should have said:

for example Sark: Sag meinen Namen, Nutte!

(btw u used google translate? instead of "bitch" Sark used the german for "female dog")



[TheCCCKKK]

This wasn't funny at all...

[YouNoob573]

there is a penis in the tags :D

[Theonki3]

kovic in the end!!! haha

[m0in1]

Das ergibt keinen sinn!!!!!! ;D

[MrSkarem]

Haha.. I love how they in 3 seconds made Germany into a new stereotype.

[RudeWARRIOR83]

good shit.

[RapidSkater1]

Ok, wait, what?

[xph3nox]

wdf



[TriStateWarriors]

What the fuck just happened?

[EvilMnky01]

GUTEN TAG ADAM



[Dennjofly]

Well i'm from Germany and i laughed so hard at "Du bist ein Penis mit Schlagsahne" :D

[Faustrecht2000]

@Dennjofly

You are just an braindead idiot .. like your username clearly tells

[buob1234567890]

@Faustrecht2000 Lol you are EXTREMELY mad xD

[MaxxGamble]

Ive looked through all of the comments and not one person has commented on the fact that sark is covered in dry blood and is holding a chainsaw. What is this..i dont even...

[LilaFreddy]

I bet more germans would understand you if you'd talk english o.O

[mojo007164]

how do they get away with this xD

[TheOwlslayer]

I lol'd.

[elfantasmo666]

Hahaha even your fake german sucks... I didn't understand ANY of the phrases without reading the subtitles and I'm from Austria XD

[Neturo24]

wenn die bei uns so reden verstehts keiner xD



[CARBRINE]

im british and i do a better German Accent haha.

[shadowfoxthaiproduct]

00:06 nuff said

[Ub3rSk1llz]

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[McFluffSox]

lol

[xxBigRed2xx]

i´m german and i didn´t understand any of the german phrases

[Synor1234]

@xxBigRed2xx me to

[MyMMC]

@xxBigRed2xx

hat glaub keiner xD

[thecomputerist]

@xxBigRed2xx you know what that means, you're not german enough ! i am also not german enough and i understood everything he said, it was like words just appeared in front of me in english explaining what he wanted to say !

[Godlike0503]

@xxBigRed2xx then ur made in china...

[TheBubalooza]

@xxBigRed2xx Fake, I understood the "Auf Wiedersehen"!

[Gr33n47]

@xxBigRed2xx Lolno. I took one year of German and can understand most.

[kagaTkilla]

lolol Schlechtes Deutsch!!! xD

[dadimasterdisaster]

mhh yeah...thas was somehow racist

couldnt even understand a word when you speak german

[KaollaTheSu2]

Is that a headcrab..? O__O

[PrototypeSourri]

Well, I'm german and I laughed my ass off.

[DerMonk87]

Guten Tag, ich empört über eure Deutschkenntnisse !

Und so ziemlich jedes zweite Wort ergab keinen Sinn, dennoch war es ganz lustig ;)

SCHLAAAAND !!!!!

[Featboxer]

I can't believe he didn't say anything about killing jews fucking Nazis.

[elfantasmo666]

@Featboxer I think you ment to write "Juice".... Germans just hate juice ....

[Feldjaeger666]

@elfantasmo666 are you sure? I like juice.^^